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(USA Today)   The twelve biggest reasons Duke sucks. Duke sucks   (usatoday.com) divider line 42
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2013-03-21 11:10:34 AM  
That's reason #13.
 
2013-03-21 12:03:04 PM  
Like a dyson
 
2013-03-21 12:03:07 PM  
1 to
 
2013-03-21 12:03:38 PM  
I thought a reason wasn't necessary because Duke.
 
2013-03-21 12:05:07 PM  
You know what, Coach K is an awesome man. There. I said it.
 
2013-03-21 12:05:44 PM  
i29.photobucket.com

YOU SUCK!

/You suck in three very specific ways
//So hard
///So bad
////Wicked bad
 
2013-03-21 12:05:55 PM  
You see, here's your problem.

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2013-03-21 12:06:26 PM  
Take my account away I guess, I'm tired of the preemptive Duke hate already.

/big ten fan, Sparty on in 10
 
2013-03-21 12:08:35 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: You know what, Coach K is an awesome man. There. I said it.


He's a very good basketball coach, but other than that, he's a bully and a prick. I've really hated him ever since I read this story 23 years ago.
 
2013-03-21 12:15:02 PM  

mbillips: CapeFearCadaver: You know what, Coach K is an awesome man. There. I said it.

He's a very good basketball coach, but other than that, he's a bully and a prick. I've really hated him ever since I read this story 23 years ago.


I used to work for the arborist company that took care of his landscaping, he just always treated me with the utmost respect and kindness. We even chatted about philosophy once. Then again, I never did anything on get on a bad side.... so... meh.
 
2013-03-21 12:16:19 PM  
DUKE ROCKS! Anyone who disagrees sucks!

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2013-03-21 12:17:13 PM  

thecpt: Take my account away I guess, I'm tired of the preemptive Duke hate already.

/big ten fan, Sparty on in 10


That is possible now.

I dare you.

Delete the account.

Over Duke sucks.
 
2013-03-21 12:17:37 PM  
I remember watching a UK game last year after Coach K won his 900th victory.   Dicky V. was announcing the UK game.  Almost every UK possession Dick was talking about how great Coach K is, how great Duke is, and anything but the game that was being played.  It got to the point where he was waxing about things that are around 900 and then say "exactly like the number of wins Coach K has"   all farking game.
 
2013-03-21 12:19:59 PM  
Yep, I liked Abacab better.
 
2013-03-21 12:20:49 PM  

Girion47: I remember watching a UK game last year after Coach K won his 900th victory.   Dicky V. was announcing the UK game.  Almost every UK possession Dick was talking about how great Coach K is, how great Duke is, and anything but the game that was being played.  It got to the point where he was waxing about things that are around 900 and then say "exactly like the number of wins Coach K has"   all farking game.


I remember that game, it wasn't much of a game, and sure the 900 wins thing is pretty good, and maybe you mention it once or twice, but I was starting to get annoyed, and I like Dicky V.
 
2013-03-21 12:21:35 PM  
This is more obsessing about students playing games rather than actually learning stuff, right? Like at Penn State?
 
2013-03-21 12:21:56 PM  
DUKE, it even sounds like a man's beer!

/drinking Duke Ale watching Duke lose is the best becasue that's all I got
 
2013-03-21 12:39:59 PM  
#14: They're good the rest of the year, but they suck balls during the NCAA tournament Every. Bloody. Year.
 
2013-03-21 12:58:10 PM  

reillan: #14: They're good the rest of the year, but they suck balls during the NCAA tournament Every. Bloody. Year.


What? Hate Duke as much as everyone else, but they certainly had a few good years among all the failures.
 
2013-03-21 01:20:25 PM  
Yeah, #1 for me, a MD boy, was when the officials cheated for Duke to beat MD in the NCAA tourney back in '01.  They were blatantly calling fouls against MD that weren't fouls, and not calling fouls against Duke.

Justice was served this season, when a ragtag MD team spanked Duke twice for their two final appearances in the ACC.
 
2013-03-21 01:28:32 PM  
For those interested, here's a fine and funny bit of fluffery:

Duke Sucks: A Completely Evenhanded, Unbiased Investigation into the Most Evil Team on Planet Earth

One of my favorite dook rants comes from the otherwise execrable National Review:

"I hate Duke basketball. And I hate Mike Krzyzewski.

This is not your garden-variety hatred, something you utter with the gravity of a helium balloon. This is a hatred pure of heart, uncorrupted by the sophistries of reason and reasonableness. Its taproot is deep within my soul, in a place where only those ancient bestial emotions lurk. Whenever I see Krzyzewski stomping up and down the Duke bench - face contorted in rage, twisted by arrogance, those glirine eyes darting obsessively to and fro as he gesticulates with a pomposity only he can muster - a red glaze comes over my vision, an animalistic rage wells from my primal id. I imagine myself endowed with psychic powers: If I concentrate hard enough perhaps he will falter, his team suffer some terrible reversal of fortunes, or, at the very least, that sneer will be wiped from his face for just a moment."
 
2013-03-21 01:34:29 PM  

reillan: #14: They're good the rest of the year, but they suck balls during the NCAA tournament Every. Bloody. Year.


They get overseeded constantly. The majority of their tourney wins is against much lower seeds.
 
2013-03-21 01:44:27 PM  
Coach K's mouth is way too small for his face.  He looks photoshopped.
 
2013-03-21 01:58:37 PM  

reillan: #14: They're good the rest of the year, but they suck balls during the NCAA tournament Every. Bloody. Year.


You got it.  There is no way they will ever live down the sucky craptastitiy of the 2010 squad.
 
2013-03-21 02:08:11 PM  

Girion47: I remember watching a UK game last year after Coach K won his 900th victory.   Dicky V. was announcing the UK game.  Almost every UK possession Dick was talking about how great Coach K is, how great Duke is, and anything but the game that was being played.  It got to the point where he was waxing about things that are around 900 and then say "exactly like the number of wins Coach K has"   all farking game.


Dickie V fellates whoever is good. Back in the pre-Coach K days, Dickie V couldn't be bothered to notice Duke. He was all about UNC back then.
 
2013-03-21 02:09:43 PM  

reillan: #14: They're good the rest of the year, but they suck balls during the NCAA tournament Every. Bloody. Year.


10 appearances in the championship game is actually a pretty good track record.
 
2013-03-21 02:11:40 PM  

Aquapope: Coach K's mouth is way too small for his face.  He looks photoshopped.


Too bad Lee Van Cleef isn't around to play him in the movie. They both have that rat-face look.
 
2013-03-21 02:16:04 PM  
The flopping is the biggest for me. It's a near-universal agreement in the ACC and even in other conferences that Duke flops more than most. I joke with my wife that Coach K must make them take acting 101 just to improve their flopping skills.
 
2013-03-21 03:47:55 PM  
Well, with a Fark screen name like mine, what do you think I would say about this?

/ Duke: The University of New Jersey at Durham
 
2013-03-21 05:57:15 PM  
In a blender add innocent Lacross team members, a hooker and hit Frappe. Serve to Duke Faculty and watch them choke. Garnish with the second worst Prosecutor in history.

/Duke blows
 
2013-03-21 06:27:00 PM  
#8 on that list was enough for me.
 
2013-03-21 07:54:42 PM  
i14.photobucket.com

/ Repeat from a long ago photoshop contest
 
2013-03-21 08:22:25 PM  
The only reason #1 exists is because of the cumulative effects of #2-12. Flopping, cheating, generous refs, a nasty-mouthed coach who dyes his hair, and other general suckages.
 
2013-03-21 08:55:03 PM  
Hey, how did Kentucky do in the NIT this year?

Oh, they lost in the first round?

Fark hate is laughable. You're all twats.
 
2013-03-21 09:40:34 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Hey, how did Kentucky do in the NIT this year?

Oh, they lost in the first round?

Fark hate is laughable. You're all twats.


/ Yeah, We had a down year, but it doesnt really matter because Duke will never, ever catch UK in all time wins or Championships.

// Go Cats!... Duke Sucks!

/// FARK is a Lexington, Ky based site... Dukies will never win here.!
 
2013-03-21 10:35:33 PM  

USAF Retired: Your Average Witty Fark User: Hey, how did Kentucky do in the NIT this year?

Oh, they lost in the first round?

Fark hate is laughable. You're all twats.

/ Yeah, We had a down year, but it doesnt really matter because Duke will never, ever catch UK in all time wins or Championships.

// Go Cats!... Duke Sucks!

/// FARK is a Lexington, Ky based site... Dukies will never win here.!


Kentucky sucks. The whole state is an inbred retarded shiathole.
 
2013-03-22 08:41:13 AM  

MyRandomName: reillan: #14: They're good the rest of the year, but they suck balls during the NCAA tournament Every. Bloody. Year.

They get overseeded constantly. The majority of their tourney wins is against much lower seeds.


The majority of any good team's tournament wins are against lower seeds.  This should be obvious.
 
2013-03-22 10:22:01 AM  

USAF Retired: /// FARK is a Lexington, Ky based site... Dukies will never win here.!


Except when they do.  I think what you meant to say is "We will never acknowledge that Dukies can and have won here."
 
2013-03-22 03:01:59 PM  

Jerry Westerby: USAF Retired: /// FARK is a Lexington, Ky based site... Dukies will never win here.!

Except when they do.  I think what you meant to say is "We will never acknowledge that Dukies can and have won here."


ummm No.   Face it, Duke is hated, and with good reason.   If you feel unwelcome, I'm sure you can find equally butthurt people over at Reddit.
 
2013-03-23 09:10:55 AM  
You're both late to the party and completely clueless about the conversation.  Sad, really.
 
2013-03-24 10:44:08 AM  
Really?  You're trying to cite post time as a reason to dismiss comments?  What's even sadder about this is that I was in this thread before you were.
 
2013-03-24 10:48:37 AM  

Girion47: Really?  You're trying to cite post time as a reason to dismiss comments?  What's even sadder about this is that I was in this thread before you were.


Well, that and your lack of clue, as I said.  But then you're a UK fan, so I shouldn't expect too much.
 
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