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2013-03-21 11:40:24 AM
At least she went out walking on sunshine.
 
2013-03-21 11:40:32 AM
If only they had normal drugs... like alcohol in the house.
 
2013-03-21 11:40:43 AM
Darwin'd.
 
2013-03-21 11:41:55 AM
There's a big difference between "book smart" and "smart smart".
 
2013-03-21 11:41:55 AM
Huffing... is this the 80's again??  90's??
 
2013-03-21 11:42:06 AM
Her nostrils were taped shut and she used a plastic bag as well, this was not her first time naive parents.
 
2013-03-21 11:42:23 AM

Grapple: Huffing... is this the 80's again??  90's??


Try 60's.
 
2013-03-21 11:42:29 AM
There's a reminder that intelligence and wisdom are two different things.
 
2013-03-21 11:42:46 AM
....taped her own nostrils shut?

thefuqamireading?
 
2013-03-21 11:43:28 AM
Good lord kids PLEASE if you want to get high, GO BUY SOME POT!  Seriously.  I'd rather see my kid with a joint than doing that shiat.  Come to think of it, I'd probably rather see her with a joint than a tobacco cigarette too.
 
2013-03-21 11:43:33 AM
www.thefix.com
 
2013-03-21 11:43:52 AM
Just book smart. What a shame!
 
2013-03-21 11:44:01 AM
Should have used gold spray paint.
 
2013-03-21 11:44:15 AM
Griveving parents: you cannot legislate and outlaw stupidity. Thousands of years of humankind proves that.
 
2013-03-21 11:44:17 AM
Umm...If everyone had computer cleaner...then...this wouldn't happen?
 
2013-03-21 11:44:19 AM
Taping nostrils shut seems a bit much. Is that really necessary?
 
2013-03-21 11:44:30 AM
Is smoking good ol' fashioned weed not cool anymore or something?
 
2013-03-21 11:44:31 AM
Ok...this is HOTY material right here
 
2013-03-21 11:44:39 AM

Kuta: [www.thefix.com image 320x250]


I hate you

/grumble
 
2013-03-21 11:44:52 AM
HAWT. I'd HUFF HER!

/I'll just go have a seat....
 
2013-03-21 11:44:52 AM

nekom: Good lord kids PLEASE if you want to get high, GO BUY SOME POT!  Seriously.  I'd rather see my kid with a joint than doing that shiat.  Come to think of it, I'd probably rather see her with a joint than a tobacco cigarette too.


This.
 
2013-03-21 11:45:02 AM
So glad I'm way, way past my teen years.
 
2013-03-21 11:45:12 AM
Should have just done weed like a normal kid.
 
2013-03-21 11:45:13 AM

WhippingBoy: There's a big difference between "book smart" and "smart smart".


That
 
2013-03-21 11:46:19 AM
Good.
This moron is the reason they put "bitterant" in my damn duster that gets on EVERYTHING and I can't even use the product anymore. I say all of the dipshiats doing this should die. The world would be a better place.
 
2013-03-21 11:46:52 AM

Grapple: Huffing... is this the 80's again??  90's??


Just part of the media drug news cycle.

We'll get more huffing stories over the next few months, then we will be getting the dangers of ecstasy.

It's all in the manual.

//I've said to much.
 
2013-03-21 11:46:59 AM

ruinevil: If only they had normal drugs... like alcohol in the house.


"The Dohertys ...recently purged their home of all alcohol."

Yep, that shiat's not normal
 
2013-03-21 11:47:06 AM

ruinevil: If only they had normal drugs... like alcohol in the house.


THIS
 
2013-03-21 11:48:01 AM
"I'm positive my daughter didn't realize it had the potential to kill her," Carolyn Doherty said.

You're positive your straight-A earning daughter couldn't read the warning labels all over the container? Are you sure about that, mom?
 
2013-03-21 11:49:04 AM

Fubegra: There's a reminder that intelligence and wisdom are two different things.


"Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit; wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad"
 
2013-03-21 11:49:20 AM
Gosh, if we could just win the war against illegal narcotics, kids would never abuse chemicals to get high.
 
2013-03-21 11:49:28 AM
I loves me some snarky headlines, but seriously subby, f-u for this one.  Oh, yeah, parents just lost their 14yo daughter... haha...
 
2013-03-21 11:50:53 AM
Carousel Beast

In the 60's, gasoline and model airplane glue were the choice of the huffers.
 
2013-03-21 11:51:20 AM
Damn, I was reading about chloroform in the household Britannica when I was a kid, and then I found my Dad's dichloromethane, which is used for welding Plexiglas. I figured, hey, one less chlorine, close enough! I took a few whiffs of the stuff and almost fainted. My head was spinning for a while and I felt the strangest pulsing through my body.
That was it, though. I didn't see the appeal.
 
2013-03-21 11:52:12 AM
Yes. I'm totally sure it was the first time your snowflake ever did anything stupid.
 
2013-03-21 11:52:13 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-21 11:52:18 AM

steamingpile: Her nostrils were taped shut and she used a plastic bag as well, this was not her first time naive parents.


That was my thought. I didn't know that's what you did.
 
2013-03-21 11:52:58 AM

Shang-High: I loves me some snarky headlines, but seriously subby, f-u for this one.  Oh, yeah, parents just lost their 14yo daughter... haha...


farm1.staticflickr.com

An unintelligent person died doing something incredibly dumb.  Darwin doesn't give a shiat about your age, honey.
 
2013-03-21 11:53:01 AM

wiseolddude: Carousel Beast

In the 60's, gasoline and model airplane glue were the choice of the huffers.


Ah, the sweet smell of leaded gasoline. Never huffed it, but did like filling gas cans for the boat motor. Good times.
 
2013-03-21 11:53:06 AM
I have a 15 gallon Air duster at home, Its called a Air Compressor.
 
2013-03-21 11:53:24 AM

5monkeys: steamingpile: Her nostrils were taped shut and she used a plastic bag as well, this was not her first time naive parents.

That was my thought. I didn't know that's what you did.


Hey, the first time I ever masturbated I had a belt around my neck and a rubber fist up my ass.
 
2013-03-21 11:53:49 AM

Shang-High: I loves me some snarky headlines, but seriously subby, f-u for this one.  Oh, yeah, parents just lost their 14yo daughter... haha...


Was going to give you the...ah fark it.

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-21 11:53:52 AM

GoldSpider: Darwin'd.


This. As a species, we're better off without her.
 
2013-03-21 11:53:53 AM
I learned how to huff at school. We had an assembly where some homeless guy told us lunch bags did more than carry food and we could get drunk off nyquil and vanilla extract. He then asked if any of us had reddi wip in our fridge, because that could makers us feel good in various different ways.

He tried to teach us about the choking game but then the principal thanked him and said we were out of time.
 
2013-03-21 11:54:56 AM

FizixJunkee: nekom: Good lord kids PLEASE if you want to get high, GO BUY SOME POT!  Seriously.  I'd rather see my kid with a joint than doing that shiat.  Come to think of it, I'd probably rather see her with a joint than a tobacco cigarette too.

This.


X2!!

Caught a friend of mine doing this at my place a doing this a few months back. I use this at work a lot so I usually have a can or 2 laying around the house and I couldnt figure out why it was always not where I left it. Caught her in the kitchen in mid huff and she started stumbling and babbling incoherently. I was pissed I emptied out the can and told her to leave. I would have rather caught her stealing my roomates pot.
 
2013-03-21 11:55:01 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Shang-High: I loves me some snarky headlines, but seriously subby, f-u for this one.  Oh, yeah, parents just lost their 14yo daughter... haha...

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 413x413]

An unintelligent person died doing something incredibly dumb.  Darwin doesn't give a shiat about your age, honey.


Oh for the love of shiat.  That's two threads in a row I got bested!
 
2013-03-21 11:55:23 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: "I'm positive my daughter didn't realize it had the potential to kill her," Carolyn Doherty said.

You're positive your straight-A earning daughter couldn't read the warning labels all over the container? Are you sure about that, mom?


I was listening to the BBC the other day; they said that 15% of 11 to 12 year olds in the UK and the US can't read, at all. The effect of no fail children is; the ones who would actually benefit from additional help reading and writing often don't recieve such help until the problem is magnified later on.

/ I don't know if this girl couldn't read; but, she was obviously misinformed of the risks involved in huffing
 
2013-03-21 11:55:55 AM
"I'm positive my daughter didn't realize it had the potential to kill her," Carolyn Doherty said.
I'm positive your daughter was simply young and had a very weak concept of death to begin with. What your daughter did is no different than when babies stick knives in wall sockets. You can put all the plastic covers on them you want, there's no 100% effective way to prevent humans from killing themselves out of ignorance. Attempting to make the universe safe for all possible modes of accidental death is like trying to prevent all humans from ever being rained on. Sure you can give everyone an umbrella and a rainjacket, but human nature dictates that not everyone will have them every single day.
 
2013-03-21 11:56:15 AM
not so CSB: I knew a kid in high school who huffed spraypaint all the time. I still see him from time to time at the local pizza shop, sitting there, drinking a beer, listening to music with headphones on with this absolutely VACANT look in his eyes. He's gone, just totally gone. I don't know if he's still doing that or if it just ruined him completely, but I don't think he's coming back.
 
2013-03-21 11:56:49 AM

DeathCipris: Good.
This moron is the reason they put "bitterant" in my damn duster that gets on EVERYTHING and I can't even use the product anymore. I say all of the dipshiats doing this should die. The world would be a better place.


Yeah make drugs legal and all the weak people who can't handle them will die off and we will wind up with a super race who can tolerate massive amounts of droogs. The whole world will be a giant party!!!!
 
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