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(Des Moines Register)   Security guard fired for joking about the CEO being kidnapped the way Clark Griswold's boss was abducted in the movie 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.' He couldn't be more surprised if he woke up with his head sewn to the carpet   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 8
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2013-03-21 12:19:35 PM
2 votes:
humor was lost on that person

Yeah.

Well, in all honesty, the lords should always be afraid of the serfs.  It's a healthy fear.
2013-03-21 10:01:28 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Yep, that pretty much sounds like corporate America for you. Self entitled elitist pricks who upon hearing a good natured joke, go full retard and fire a good employee over nothing. This is as bad as a school suspending a student for drawing a gun on paper, or hugging someone. Retardation has taken over for common sense. And they wonder why guy's show up at work with a high powered rifle.


Sometimes I imagine the grocer's apostrophe as a wire coat hanger, and myself Joan Crawford beating the crap out of the spongmonkey that used it. Then I remember that I live in a state where bud is legal, and it's all better.
Plural = no apostrophe.
Possessive or contraction = apostrophe
Exception: "it's"  is ONLY used to mean "it is" or "it has". The possessive form is "its"

/pe't peev'e
2013-03-21 02:07:09 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like the ruling class is getting a little paranoid. Good. Can't wait for someone to do it.
2013-03-21 01:58:31 PM
1 votes:

Wade_Wilson: Bend over and I'll show you!

And to all you haters; no one watches Christmas movies or listens to Christmas music because it's good. We do it because it's Christmas. 90 minutes with the Griswolds a year makes my own holiday shindigs seem tolerable by comparison. At least my family's "Cousin Eddie" has never implicated me in a felony!


An addendum to this post: Except for Die Hard. Die Hard is frickin' awesome.
2013-03-21 01:46:42 PM
1 votes:
media.kentucky.com

This week, on Cat Wrangler Apprentice, we saw that Philip Katslipper was voted off Puddy Tat Island. Katslipper was strong going in to this week's competition but failed miserably during the final challenge "Getting the Cat Back into the Bag"

The luck of the draw left Katslipper paired with Mister Fluffy, a twenty pound Persian with full claws. Mister Fluffy, reportedly angry that the event coincided with one of his twelve daily naps, took it out on Katslipper. Long after all the other competitors had bagged their kitties, Katslipper and Mister Fluffy were still going at it.

"He gave it his all" said competitor Myra Flounceybouncer, "he gave it all and a couple of pints of blood."

Katslipper, bitter at losing this far through the competition said "At least I won't have to endure the "Is it Mounds of Poo or Mounds of Mounds test". The 'mounds test' as it is known, pits the final contestants skill as they search through a large litter box looking for the one unwrapped Mounds candy bar as it is hidden, well, you get the idea.

The winner of the competition will get a mid manager's job with PetCo. A prize worth almost $20,000 a year.
2013-03-21 01:34:16 PM
1 votes:

xanadian: That's only because Christmas Vacation was horrible and in no way funny, submitter....


It was funnier than Scrooged.  Even Grave of the Fireflies was funnier than Scrooged.
2013-03-21 01:27:59 PM
1 votes:
Screw you guys. I love that movie. I only watch it in December of each year, however. That and Mixed Nuts.
2013-03-21 11:39:22 AM
1 votes:
That's only because Christmas Vacation was horrible and in no way funny, submitter....
 
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