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(Lexington Herald Leader)   Not news: burglar breaks into department store via the roof. Fark: in the middle of the day, during business hours. Fall through the ceiling, scuffle, and tasering ensues (with criminal mastermind mugshot)   (kentucky.com) divider line 34
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2013-03-21 11:42:08 AM
That's what passes for "criminal mastermind" down there.
 
2013-03-21 11:48:10 AM
I can't imagine there's anything worth stealing in that scummy store.

It makes Big Lots look like Tiffany's.
 
2013-03-21 12:53:33 PM
Everythings coming up roses.
 
2013-03-21 01:07:11 PM
Maybe he's not as dumb as you think.  If  someone sees a dude walking around on the roof of a store after hours, they'd probably call the cops.  If someones sees the the same thing during the day, they'd probably believe he was a workman.  Now, cutting your way in during the day, and hiding out until the place closes doesn't sound like such a bad idea.........in theory.
 
2013-03-21 01:07:26 PM
Should have brought rope with him!

/ can't be obscure
 
2013-03-21 01:07:58 PM
IGYDTTATWTE.

New web acronym I just invented because there seems to be a use for it. Stands for:  I Guess You Didn't Think That All the Way Through Einstein. I said there was a use for it, not demand.

I did a Google just to be sure it didn't already exist, as new coinages almost invariably do, but among the silly suggestions Google comes up with, such as "guttate psoriasis emedicine", I did not find it.

(I don't need any of your silly suggestions.)

What the Heck is emedicine? You can get a dose of medicine via the web now? Cool.
 
2013-03-21 01:09:44 PM
Another tribute to the never say die, never think things through spirit of our citizens.
 
2013-03-21 01:10:34 PM
The only thing missing from this story is a "Yakety Sax"-laden video......
 
2013-03-21 01:17:01 PM
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
 
2013-03-21 01:23:40 PM
Naked blonde walks...

...yes, go on...
 
2013-03-21 01:25:21 PM
Drew?
 
2013-03-21 01:27:39 PM
Some people just handle Kentucky's loss to Robert Morris. Sad.
 
2013-03-21 01:35:22 PM
I said "Make way for Willy" you bloated gasbag.
 
2013-03-21 01:37:43 PM
Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shiat never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!
 
2013-03-21 01:43:16 PM

jake_lex: I can't imagine there's anything worth stealing in that scummy store.

It makes Big Lots look like Tiffany's.


Pretty much this.  My first thought was "Roses? Why Roses?"
 
2013-03-21 01:47:01 PM

SBinRR: jake_lex: I can't imagine there's anything worth stealing in that scummy store.
It makes Big Lots look like Tiffany's.

Pretty much this.  My first thought was "Roses? Why Roses?"



Same reason you'd go with Eastland.  Can you think of a better place to bust through a ceiling in broad daylight, and not be spotted by anyone who'd care?
 
2013-03-21 01:47:35 PM
So when does the criminal begin his lawsuit against the company for having unsafe conditions.
 
2013-03-21 01:47:42 PM

Wrath of Heaven: Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shiat never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!


Came for the Saints, leaving happy.
 
2013-03-21 01:51:32 PM
media.kentucky.comlondon.jollypeople.com
 
2013-03-21 01:53:08 PM
media.kentucky.com

This week, on Cat Wrangler Apprentice, we saw that Philip Katslipper was voted off Puddy Tat Island. Katslipper was strong going in to this week's competition but failed miserably during the final challenge "Getting the Cat Back into the Bag"

The luck of the draw left Katslipper paired with Mister Fluffy, a twenty pound Persian with full claws. Mister Fluffy, reportedly angry that the event coincided with one of his twelve daily naps, took it out on Katslipper. Long after all the other competitors had bagged their kitties, Katslipper and Mister Fluffy were still going at it.

"He gave it his all" said competitor Myra Flounceybouncer, "he gave it all and a couple of pints of blood."

Katslipper, bitter at losing this far through the competition said "At least I won't have to endure the "Is it Mounds of Poo or Mounds of Mounds test". The 'mounds test' as it is known, pits the final contestants skill as they search through a large litter box looking for the one unwrapped Mounds candy bar as it is hidden, well, you get the idea.

The winner of the competition will get a mid manager's job with PetCo. A prize worth almost $20,000 a year.

/mumble mumble mumble
/stupid job making me post stuff in the wrong thread
 
2013-03-21 02:20:52 PM
So, whatchya in fer?

Milling around.
 
2013-03-21 02:41:32 PM
images.tweaktown.com
On the case.
 
2013-03-21 04:34:22 PM
The Suspect?
i5.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 04:47:48 PM

Harry Freakstorm: [media.kentucky.com image 373x257]

This week, on Cat Wrangler Apprentice, we saw that Philip Katslipper was voted off Puddy Tat Island. Katslipper was strong going in to this week's competition but failed miserably during the final challenge "Getting the Cat Back into the Bag"

The luck of the draw left Katslipper paired with Mister Fluffy, a twenty pound Persian with full claws. Mister Fluffy, reportedly angry that the event coincided with one of his twelve daily naps, took it out on Katslipper. Long after all the other competitors had bagged their kitties, Katslipper and Mister Fluffy were still going at it.

"He gave it his all" said competitor Myra Flounceybouncer, "he gave it all and a couple of pints of blood."

Katslipper, bitter at losing this far through the competition said "At least I won't have to endure the "Is it Mounds of Poo or Mounds of Mounds test". The 'mounds test' as it is known, pits the final contestants skill as they search through a large litter box looking for the one unwrapped Mounds candy bar as it is hidden, well, you get the idea.

The winner of the competition will get a mid manager's job with PetCo. A prize worth almost $20,000 a year.

/mumble mumble mumble
/stupid job making me post stuff in the wrong thread


I still think your origin story about "Boo" of Boo Berries breakfast cereal was pure genius.
 
2013-03-21 04:52:52 PM
He's an intelligent looking fellow...
 
2013-03-21 05:43:18 PM
Worked in a Roses stockroom for 3 years in NC. Good times.

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i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 05:52:00 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-21 06:21:44 PM
Bet he's better off than the guy that cut into the roof of a Church's Fried Chicken in Memphis.

It was after hours, but just. They had the lid off the big pressure fryer, and it was still full of boiling hot oil.

Went right into the fryer.

They found his Church's Fried butt the next day. The big news story was...did they dump the oil?
 
2013-03-21 06:26:31 PM

jake_lex: I can't imagine there's anything worth stealing in that scummy store.

It makes Big Lots look like Tiffany's.


I had to click on article to see what could be worse than Big Lots. I had forgotten about Roses
 
2013-03-21 06:39:53 PM
Employed at Fark.com, night shift.
 
2013-03-21 07:16:19 PM
Did he cause a ruckus?
 
2013-03-21 10:55:43 PM
Leroyyyy Jenkinsssss......
 
2013-03-21 11:10:49 PM
Is this like that video of the cat falling through the ceiling during that college presentation?
 
2013-03-21 11:11:24 PM

FrankenPC: Leroyyyy Jenkinsssss......


"Goddamnit, LeeRoy!"
 
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