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(Yahoo)   Octomom investigated for welfare fraud for collecting aid while making more than maximum welfare limit of $119,000. In other news, you can make $118,000 and be on welfare   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 83
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2013-03-21 11:44:30 AM
*gobsmacked*
 
2013-03-21 11:46:09 AM
In fact, a source close to Octomom tells omg! that the 37-year-old earned "well over" a whopping $160,000 in 2012 - yes, you read that correctly! - thanks to her burgeoning porn and stripping career.

*even more gobsmacked*

I also now need mind bleach.  Eewwwwwww
 
2013-03-21 11:54:51 AM
She needs to take a lesson from the girls on Teen Mom. They make millions and they only had to have one kid...

That says more about us then it says about them.
 
2013-03-21 11:58:53 AM
Sure if you have ten kids
 
2013-03-21 12:02:05 PM
She has eight children. That works out to just over $13,000 per person per year. That seems like a reasonable point to step in and help families.

Not that I approve of any of her choices.
 
2013-03-21 12:04:37 PM

ginandbacon: She has eight children. That works out to just over $13,000 per person per year. That seems like a reasonable point to step in and help families.

Not that I approve of any of her choices.


Actually, she has 14 children as she had 6 kids already before these bundles of joy showed up.  IRC more than one of those kids has special needs.

Any of them that escapes that family and isn't messed up for life is certainly one of the more impressive people on the planet.
 
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2013-03-21 12:05:10 PM

ginandbacon: She has eight children. That works out to just over $13,000 per person per year. That seems like a reasonable point to step in and help families.

Not that I approve of any of her choices.


meh....messicans make it work all the time.
 
2013-03-21 12:05:40 PM

ginandbacon: She has eight children. That works out to just over $13,000 per person per year. That seems like a reasonable point to step in and help families.

Not that I approve of any of her choices.


Actually she has 14 kids.
 
2013-03-21 12:12:16 PM

Andromeda: ginandbacon: She has eight children. That works out to just over $13,000 per person per year. That seems like a reasonable point to step in and help families.

Not that I approve of any of her choices.

Actually, she has 14 children as she had 6 kids already before these bundles of joy showed up.  IRC more than one of those kids has special needs.

Any of them that escapes that family and isn't messed up for life is certainly one of the more impressive people on the planet.


Sheesh.
 
2013-03-21 12:16:19 PM
So all I need to make almost $120K a year is fourteen kids?

Wish I knew that before the vasectomy.
 
2013-03-21 12:26:18 PM
That 120k in LA. That's not that much. Now if you can move to AR and keep the same amount that would work.
 
2013-03-21 12:40:56 PM
How much does her porn career pay?

itsokaytolikeit.com
 
2013-03-21 12:51:19 PM
If memory serves the amount of Welfare a family can get in Georgia is (and if it doesn't I'm positive the numbers are less than $10 off either way) $280/month for a family of 3 with an additional $35/month/child. Also the amounts do not increase if you have more children after receiving welfare. Benefits are for a maximum of 48 months.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-03-21 12:57:05 PM

ginandbacon: She has eight children. That works out to just over $13,000 per person per year. That seems like a reasonable point to step in and help families.


A single mom with 14 kids?  I resent having to "step in" and help her "family".  There's nothing reasonable about her, or what she's going to do to those kids.
 
2013-03-21 12:59:55 PM
She has 14 kids. She's tetradecamom!
 
2013-03-21 01:00:02 PM

Andromeda: Actually, she has 14 children as she had 6 kids already before these bundles of joy showed up. IRC more than one of those kids has special needs.

Any of them that escapes that family and isn't messed up for life is certainly one of the more impressive people on the planet.


Yeah, if I recall it may be four of her older kids are autistic... plus she isn't receiving $120K/year in assistance, it is just that for a family of 15 the income/person limit still gets you a high ceiling of total income to be eligible for benefits, which look to be about $33K/year in medical and cash benefits.
 
2013-03-21 01:10:42 PM

wee: ginandbacon: She has eight children. That works out to just over $13,000 per person per year. That seems like a reasonable point to step in and help families.

A single mom with 14 kids?  I resent having to "step in" and help her "family".  There's nothing reasonable about her, or what she's going to do to those kids.


So the kids should go hungry and not have medical care or clothes or a roof over their head? Do you object to educating them?
 
kab
2013-03-21 01:11:46 PM
Having income AND being on taxpayer support?  When businesses do this, it's called smart accounting.

I don't see the issue.
 
2013-03-21 01:15:59 PM

ginandbacon: wee: ginandbacon: She has eight children. That works out to just over $13,000 per person per year. That seems like a reasonable point to step in and help families.

A single mom with 14 kids?  I resent having to "step in" and help her "family".  There's nothing reasonable about her, or what she's going to do to those kids.

So the kids should go hungry and not have medical care or clothes or a roof over their head? Do you object to educating them?


Viking funeral.

Oh who knows, maybe one of them will cure cancer or something.
 
2013-03-21 01:21:30 PM

xanadian: In fact, a source close to Octomom tells omg! that the 37-year-old earned "well over" a whopping $160,000 in 2012 - yes, you read that correctly! - thanks to her burgeoning porn and stripping career.

*even more gobsmacked*

I also now need mind bleach.  Eewwwwwww


She could do "octo" / eight men themed gang bangs.   And after a series of them, the cumulation will be eight guys every ten minutes nailing her for eight hours straight.  It will be called the Octorgy.
 
2013-03-21 01:21:33 PM

wee: ginandbacon: She has eight children. That works out to just over $13,000 per person per year. That seems like a reasonable point to step in and help families.

A single mom with 14 kids?  I resent having to "step in" and help her "family".  There's nothing reasonable about her, or what she's going to do to those kids.


She could always sell a few off for medical research.  They are always looking for a cheaper alternative to guinea pigs.
 
2013-03-21 01:24:53 PM
There needs to be reasonable restrictions on breeding.

The contents of high capacity vaginas has caused more crime than the contents of high capacity magazines when expelled.
 
2013-03-21 01:28:47 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: How much does her porn career pay?

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2013-03-21 01:29:58 PM
this is my shocked face.
 
2013-03-21 01:30:06 PM

Giltric: There needs to be reasonable restrictions on breeding.

The contents of high capacity vaginas has caused more crime than the contents of high capacity magazines when expelled.


Hot dog down a hallway the Lincoln Tunnel.
 
2013-03-21 01:32:26 PM
Is this where someone mentions that she's had caesarians? I think it is.
 
2013-03-21 01:43:01 PM
Just guessing that since the welfare amount is based on the number of children and she has a good dozen that is why her limit is so high.
 
2013-03-21 01:47:24 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: She has 14 kids. She's tetradecSLUTamom!


/FTFM
 
2013-03-21 01:52:54 PM

xanadian: Giltric: There needs to be reasonable restrictions on breeding.

The contents of high capacity vaginas has caused more crime than the contents of high capacity magazines when expelled.

Hot dog down a hallway the Lincoln Tunnel.


Jaffa through the Chappa'ai
 
2013-03-21 01:55:11 PM
So, serious question: why has child services not stepped in and removed at least some of these children from her care?
 
2013-03-21 02:03:20 PM
Porn career you say?

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-03-21 02:03:59 PM
A Lannister would spay this pet.
 
2013-03-21 02:05:27 PM

Lord Dimwit: So, serious question: why has child services not stepped in and removed at least some of these children from her care?


Serious answer: because, for obvious reasons, we make child services show that someone is actually an unfit parent before being allowed to seize their children. Merely having 14 kids and/or being on welfare is not enough.

I think she has been repeatedly investigated, though.
 
2013-03-21 02:06:40 PM
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2013-03-21 02:07:07 PM

Theaetetus: Lord Dimwit: So, serious question: why has child services not stepped in and removed at least some of these children from her care?

Serious answer: because, for obvious reasons, we make child services show that someone is actually an unfit parent before being allowed to seize their children. Merely having 14 kids and/or being on welfare is not enough.

I think she has been repeatedly investigated, though.


It's in a linked story in fact:
Sources close toNadya Suleman tell TMZ ... DCFS arrived at Octo's home Saturday night after a former nanny complained that Octo has been using drugs, drinking heavily, blacking out, forgetting key appointments (i.e.the bus incident), leaving the kids unbathed for days and not changing their clothes for weeks.

We're told DCFS made Octo aware of the allegations against her, searched the home and asked a mountain of questions regarding the situation. DCFS didn't feel there was enough evidence to pull the kids out of the home ASAP ... but we're told the investigation is still pending.
 
2013-03-21 02:15:42 PM
Don't breed 'em if you can't feed 'em.
Period.
End.

Farking breeders are greeders.
 
2013-03-21 02:17:38 PM
You know we live in a morally depraved society where people become famous for having way too many damn kids. In a hundred years people will look back on America and mock us for celebrating freaks and failues of humanity. It's a shame, really. I suppose it's just a natural progression from the circus sideshows. It's still deplorable. At least people on Disgracebook, err.. Facebook know to filter me from their reality TV posts. They're simpletons, but they catch on surprisingly fast.
 
2013-03-21 02:18:41 PM
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Ol' Dirty Bastard approves.
 
2013-03-21 02:20:10 PM
So far as I'm aware she's only done one porn shoot. If she does another she needs sponsorship stickers for her plastic surgeons on her body because they are masters of their craft.
That body looks unbelievable given what it's been through.
 
2013-03-21 03:43:30 PM
I would have thought she could have gotten paid more money for agreeing to keep her clothes on than any porn or stripping gigs could pay.
 
2013-03-21 03:48:33 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: How much does her porn career pay?


WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
 
2013-03-21 04:09:34 PM
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2013-03-21 04:20:57 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: That 120k in LA. That's not that much. Now if you can move to AR and keep the same amount that would work.


It may not be much in LA, but it's a lot in Palmdale, where she's at now.  The AV is practically AR West.
 
2013-03-21 04:24:36 PM
Let's not forget here: reproduction is a "right".
 
2013-03-21 04:26:55 PM
There's only one solution:  have another litter.
 
2013-03-21 04:39:46 PM
I am sad for those children.  Until they grow up whiny and entitled.
 
2013-03-21 04:56:05 PM
Part of me is really upset that she's so entitled as to think that people will pay her just to exist because she's such a special snowflake - and they're proving her right.
 
2013-03-21 05:06:41 PM

HAMMERTOE: Let's not forget here: reproduction is a "right".


Yes.  Because the government has no, and should not have, any authority over it.  Deal with it.

/queue the XKCD 'Stupid people have more kids because the alternative is sleeping with you'
 
2013-03-21 05:10:31 PM

Lord Dimwit: So, serious question: why has child services not stepped in and removed at least some of these children from her care?


Serious question, why isn't her fertility doctor paying child support?

He had as much a part as she in bringing those little miracles from god in to the world.

If that has a chilling effect on other doctors considering putting 8 babies in an unemployed single mother, good.
 
2013-03-21 05:18:55 PM

Nurglitch: Is this where someone mentions that she's had caesarians? I think it is.


When you've got that much baby sitting in your uterus does it matter how it came out?  I'm shocked she's not in diapers due to everything else being stretched and pushed around.
 
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