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(Politico)   What does it say about Obama that he has time to complete a March Madness bracket, but not fix the economy? And what does it mean that he chooses some teams over others? An American president who favors some at a whim -- Imperial President, indeed   (politico.com) divider line 19
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2013-03-21 11:57:00 AM
12 votes:
He makes time to complete his bracket because his bracket is the means by which he communicates with the NSIS. Secret coding throughout the entire form allows him to transmit key information annually to his handlers overseas while simultaneously appearing to be engaged in a most American activity. The translation key is incredibly complex, and works on multiple levels, but as an example from his most current bracket (and I'm really stunned he'd be this brazen; I think he's getting a little overconfident since it's been working so long), look at his final four picks:

Louisville, Florida, Ohio State, Indiana

Now, aside from telling us that the president has shiatty taste in basketball teams, what does this say? Well, the obvious key is to read the initials: L, F, OS, I. That's meaningless, of course, because you're not reading them in the correct direction (hint: right to left). So what it really should be is F, L, I, OS.

See? Flios. Google it, if you've never heard of the organization, and then ponder what this might mean for all of us.

And that's just the tiniest tip of the iceberg. It's the point on the tip. Most of you are probably better off not knowing any more.
2013-03-21 12:03:09 PM
8 votes:
Last time I checked, there was no way for the GOP to filibuster the president's bracket choices. Maybe that's why he gets it done on time every year.
2013-03-21 12:04:00 PM
4 votes:
And why did Obama pick the Benghazi Green Devils to win the tournament?
2013-03-21 12:29:11 PM
3 votes:
the president's budget is never done on time in the same way the red sox never score enough touchdowns to win a game
2013-03-21 12:21:34 PM
3 votes:
I heard that B'lack HUSSEIN Fartnambla (if that is indeed his real name) even takes time out of his Presidential schedule to fornicate with a woman of color.

Can you imagine Thomas Jefferson ever disrespecting the office of POTUS like that?
2013-03-21 12:02:20 PM
3 votes:
I don't think anyone would be able to complete a March Madness bracket if they had to get a majority of both Houses of Congress to agree to it.
2013-03-21 12:48:03 PM
2 votes:
Also two other things to take notice of: Obama avoided picking any of the all-white basketball teams...just another example of him pandering to the black community.  He also only picked college teams to win, showing his favoritism toward his ivory tower, elitist, college-educated supporters.
2013-03-21 12:31:56 PM
2 votes:
A simple sports bracket can be filled while on the toilet. A good economic fix that impacts millions and millions of people? Not so much.

A republican economic fix however can be done on the toilet. They just need to get a glove first before they fish it out.
2013-03-21 12:47:17 PM
1 votes:
CSI GOP

Eric: Goddamned 0bummer is filling out March Madness brackets.  Why hasn't he finished the budget yet?

Horatio: The budget should be his main priority, he should be...
*sunglasses*
...slaving away


/YEEAAHHHHHH
2013-03-21 12:42:02 PM
1 votes:
I can't believe I just google FLIOS
2013-03-21 12:38:22 PM
1 votes:

timujin: I forget, who is supposed to come up with the federal budget?


Having been on the receiving end of many a federal budget, my best guess is that they are created by a group of severely retarded cocker spaniels who have all taken the brown acid.
2013-03-21 12:36:41 PM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: the president's budget is never done on time in the same way the red sox never score enough touchdowns to win a game


That's because the tore down the old Boston Garden and now the Sox have to play on ice.
2013-03-21 12:35:17 PM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: the president's budget is never done on time in the same way the red sox never score enough touchdowns to win a game


That's hockey, idiot.
2013-03-21 12:30:05 PM
1 votes:

timujin: I forget, who is supposed to come up with the federal budget?


Constitutionally the House. They have met this, and come up with several budgets that are filled with poison pills and wouldn't pass the Senate.

In general the President is supposed to come up with a roadmap for the budget. The constitution states that he "shall... recommend to [Congress's] consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient."   Obama has done that, but he hasn't given them a budget they can pass either. Mainly because it says Obama on the top.
2013-03-21 12:12:57 PM
1 votes:

Shrugging Atlas: Wasn't there always an unwritten rule that you don't criticize the President while he/she is overseas?


U.S. 435 - A president shall not be criticized by any member of the federal government while on foreign soil unless soliciting money for Friends of Hamas or said president is black.
2013-03-21 12:09:45 PM
1 votes:

NateGrey: How long do these people thinks it takes to fill out a bracket? I did it in half an hour.


Tells me that Republicans are out of touch with the average sports fan.
2013-03-21 12:09:15 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: He makes time to complete his bracket because his bracket is the means by which he communicates with the NSIS. Secret coding throughout the entire form allows him to transmit key information annually to his handlers overseas while simultaneously appearing to be engaged in a most American activity. The translation key is incredibly complex, and works on multiple levels, but as an example from his most current bracket (and I'm really stunned he'd be this brazen; I think he's getting a little overconfident since it's been working so long), look at his final four picks:

Louisville, Florida, Ohio State, Indiana

Now, aside from telling us that the president has shiatty taste in basketball teams, what does this say? Well, the obvious key is to read the initials: L, F, OS, I. That's meaningless, of course, because you're not reading them in the correct direction (hint: right to left). So what it really should be is F, L, I, OS.

See? Flios. Google it, if you've never heard of the organization, and then ponder what this might mean for all of us.

And that's just the tiniest tip of the iceberg. It's the point on the tip. Most of you are probably better off not knowing any more.


F L I OS...

...OLIGARHY.

Good Lord, Obama is creating a FLIOLIGARSHY.
2013-03-21 12:07:12 PM
1 votes:
Suck my dick.

www.allhatnocattle.net
2013-03-21 12:05:42 PM
1 votes:

NateGrey: How long do these people thinks it takes to fill out a bracket? I did it in half an hour.


After having spent hours in the past I've found that you can be equally successful filling out a bracket in 3 minutes.
 
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