timujin: I forget, who is supposed to come up with the federal budget?
Jackson Herring: the president's budget is never done on time in the same way the red sox never score enough touchdowns to win a game
Shrugging Atlas: Wasn't there always an unwritten rule that you don't criticize the President while he/she is overseas?
NateGrey: How long do these people thinks it takes to fill out a bracket? I did it in half an hour.
Pocket Ninja: He makes time to complete his bracket because his bracket is the means by which he communicates with the NSIS. Secret coding throughout the entire form allows him to transmit key information annually to his handlers overseas while simultaneously appearing to be engaged in a most American activity. The translation key is incredibly complex, and works on multiple levels, but as an example from his most current bracket (and I'm really stunned he'd be this brazen; I think he's getting a little overconfident since it's been working so long), look at his final four picks:Louisville, Florida, Ohio State, IndianaNow, aside from telling us that the president has shiatty taste in basketball teams, what does this say? Well, the obvious key is to read the initials: L, F, OS, I. That's meaningless, of course, because you're not reading them in the correct direction (hint: right to left). So what it really should be is F, L, I, OS.See? Flios. Google it, if you've never heard of the organization, and then ponder what this might mean for all of us.And that's just the tiniest tip of the iceberg. It's the point on the tip. Most of you are probably better off not knowing any more.
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