If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fox News)   Life imitating Art imitating Prostitution   (foxnews.com) divider line 33
    More: Amusing, Life imitating art, Film Festivals, Lora LePoudre, KMSP-TV, social stigma, documentary, International Film, prostitution  
•       •       •

6421 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Mar 2013 at 11:45 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



33 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-03-21 11:48:04 AM
"Last month Lora LePoudre, who goes by the escort pseudonym Hilary Holiday..."

Honestly, her real name is a better escort name.
 
2013-03-21 11:59:01 AM
Yes please...

NSFW

http://m.eros-minn.com/32/gallery/171295.htm#full_4328876

Sorry... Can't do a proper link on mobile it seems.
 
2013-03-21 12:02:04 PM
$400/hr?  Damn, that's like Ex-Gov. Spitzer type of "escort".  But for a  44 year old?
 
2013-03-21 12:11:38 PM
I bet she has a heart of gold.
 
2013-03-21 12:15:46 PM

PsyLord: $400/hr?  Damn, that's like Ex-Gov. Spitzer type of "escort".  But for a  44 year old?


If she still looks good, makes good conversation and picked up some excellent trade secrets she could probably still demand that kind of rate.
 
2013-03-21 12:19:05 PM

KatjaMouse: PsyLord: $400/hr?  Damn, that's like Ex-Gov. Spitzer type of "escort".  But for a  44 year old?

If she still looks good, makes good conversation and picked up some excellent trade secrets she could probably still demand that kind of rate.


She's like the Pele of Anal...

images.wikia.com
 
2013-03-21 12:33:18 PM
Hey for couples its $500 an hour
 
2013-03-21 12:47:07 PM
 
2013-03-21 12:52:20 PM
Hmm.,,..
 
2013-03-21 12:56:15 PM
Wait. Since it's a documentary, isn't this just Life As Prostitution?
 
2013-03-21 01:05:19 PM
Why the hell is prostitution illegal, anyway?
 
2013-03-21 01:07:53 PM
One of the tags for this is "social stigma".
Is that fair?  Calling prostitution a social stigma?  It's not like it's Necrophilia or anything.....then again, how old is she?
 
2013-03-21 01:09:52 PM

doczoidberg: Why the hell is prostitution illegal, anyway?


Because the people on the far right and the people on the far left believe that women are incapable of making their own decisions about their own bodies.
 
2013-03-21 01:12:18 PM

meanmutton: doczoidberg: Why the hell is prostitution illegal, anyway?

Because the people on the far right and the people on the far left believe that women are incapable of making their own decisions about their own bodies.


No - it is because the people on the far right and the people on the far left would like to be able to tax it and make money too.
 
2013-03-21 01:23:14 PM

groppet: Hey for couples its $500 an hour


Well there you go.  All you need to do is find somebody to split it with you.
 
2013-03-21 01:40:45 PM

that was my nickname in highschool: Waxing_Chewbacca:http://m.eros-minn.com/32/gallery/171295.htm#fu ll_4328876


Mmmm, yummy.  Linkedified, and still NSFW!


Dang! Some huge gazoongas she has. Me likey. Much!
 
2013-03-21 01:44:13 PM

that was my nickname in highschool: Waxing_Chewbacca:http://m.eros-minn.com/32/gallery/171295.htm#fu ll_4328876


Mmmm, yummy.  Linkedified, and still NSFW!


Thanks for the assist.
 
2013-03-21 02:14:14 PM

littlett's: groppet: Hey for couples its $500 an hour

Well there you go.  All you need to do is find somebody to split it with you.


If I find 3 other people, can we knock that down to $250/hr?
 
2013-03-21 02:22:28 PM

Waxing_Chewbacca: Thanks for the assist.



Oh no, my friend.  Thank you  :^)
 
2013-03-21 03:05:51 PM

karnal: meanmutton: doczoidberg: Why the hell is prostitution illegal, anyway?

Because the people on the far right and the people on the far left believe that women are incapable of making their own decisions about their own bodies.

No - it is because the people on the far right and the people on the far left would like to be able to tax it and make money too.


I wonder how escorts generally feel about this.  Given the choice between it being legalized and taxed or kept illegal, what would they rather?  After all, if they are cautious and never get caught then the financial rewards must be high.  If they are pulling $10K a month (probably not too tough at $300-$400 per hour) then how much would they loose a year if they were taxed?
 
2013-03-21 03:38:17 PM
The sound of one hand clapping:
I wonder how escorts generally feel about this.  Given the choice between it being legalized and taxed or kept illegal, what would they rather?  After all, if they are cautious and never get caught then the financial rewards must be high.  If they are pulling $10K a month (probably not too tough at $300-$400 per hour) then how much would they loose a year if they were taxed?

I imagine they would be like any other primarily cash-based "service" (a la waiting tables) and simply claim they earned minimum wage, and be taxed very little.  Of course by doing so it would make it quite suspicious to be rolling around in a brand new Benz and Prada.  Then again a good accountant I'm sure all that could be written off their taxes.  After all how can you claim you're a "high class" escort, and show up to your clients in a Honda and Old Navy.
 
2013-03-21 03:56:51 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: karnal: meanmutton: doczoidberg: Why the hell is prostitution illegal, anyway?

Because the people on the far right and the people on the far left believe that women are incapable of making their own decisions about their own bodies.

No - it is because the people on the far right and the people on the far left would like to be able to tax it and make money too.

I wonder how escorts generally feel about this.  Given the choice between it being legalized and taxed or kept illegal, what would they rather?  After all, if they are cautious and never get caught then the financial rewards must be high.  If they are pulling $10K a month (probably not too tough at $300-$400 per hour) then how much would they loose a year if they were taxed?


I'm sure it depends on the escort -- if they're not getting hassled by the cops, an illegal-but-decriminalized situation would work in their favor.  If it's straight up legal, competition is going to dramatically bring down prices.
 
2013-03-21 04:11:53 PM
Thread bookmarked.
 
2013-03-21 04:25:11 PM

rocky_howard: that was my nickname in highschool: Waxing_Chewbacca:http://m.eros-minn.com/32/gallery/171295.htm#fu ll_4328876


Mmmm, yummy.  Linkedified, and still NSFW!

Dang! Some huge gazoongas she has. Me likey. Much!


That is how to do implants well, people. just FYI


Also, in her circles, $400/hr is about the going rate. You still have to tip, too, you cheap bastards. She'll have 3-4 regulars that see her every week and she actually enjoys spending time with, one or two of which will give her well over the $400 just because. She'll see another 2-4 clients a week that are one-offs or monthlies basically depending on her mood and she's banking most of that 1800-3600 a week in retirement accounts and funds reccomended to her by her clients. She'll declare 1/3-1/2 of it on a 1099 every year to avoid unpleasantness. She may well be incorporated, that's quite common.

You're not picking her up on the side of the road, either. She won't see anyone new without an introduction, an interview(or a few) and excellent references.
For males of equivalent status the going rate is $100-$200 and its usually 1-2 regulars that have some specific act or kink they like. Its more of a fun hobby for a guy rather than a full time gig.
 
2013-03-21 06:46:15 PM

karnal: meanmutton: doczoidberg: Why the hell is prostitution illegal, anyway?

Because the people on the far right and the people on the far left believe that women are incapable of making their own decisions about their own bodies.

No - it is because the people on the far right and the people on the far left would like to be able to tax it and make money too.


Wait... what? Why would that be an argument against legalizing it?
 
2013-03-21 07:43:17 PM

PsyLord: $400/hr?  Damn, that's like Ex-Gov. Spitzer type of "escort".  But for a  44 year old?


I am sure she does things that your mother would not approve of... subbys mom not included of course.
 
2013-03-21 08:47:47 PM
"Technically, prostitution is the clear-cut offering of sex for cash, while escorting is more of a behind-closed doors "companionship" service."

Well that clears things up.

As for her looks, she'd be ok if you got rid of those nasty tits.
 
2013-03-21 09:13:59 PM

PsyLord: $400/hr?  Damn, that's like Ex-Gov. Spitzer type of "escort".  But for a  44 year old?


It's amazing what rich, ugly old dudes will do with their money just because they can.
 
2013-03-22 04:21:25 AM

doczoidberg: Why the hell is prostitution illegal, anyway?




Labor Theory!
 
2013-03-22 04:23:16 AM
Prostitution is illegal because it is bad for Capitalism.
 
2013-03-22 11:03:57 AM

meanmutton: The sound of one hand clapping: karnal: meanmutton: doczoidberg: Why the hell is prostitution illegal, anyway?

Because the people on the far right and the people on the far left believe that women are incapable of making their own decisions about their own bodies.

No - it is because the people on the far right and the people on the far left would like to be able to tax it and make money too.

I wonder how escorts generally feel about this.  Given the choice between it being legalized and taxed or kept illegal, what would they rather?  After all, if they are cautious and never get caught then the financial rewards must be high.  If they are pulling $10K a month (probably not too tough at $300-$400 per hour) then how much would they loose a year if they were taxed?

I'm sure it depends on the escort -- if they're not getting hassled by the cops, an illegal-but-decriminalized situation would work in their favor.  If it's straight up legal, competition is going to dramatically bring down prices.


i doubt the prices will come down all that much, look at nevada.  it's still expensive.  right? i've never researched this, i just watched that farking disgusting show on HBO once and people were dropping thousands for some very unattractive women.
 
2013-03-23 12:23:39 AM

willfullyobscure: rocky_howard: that was my nickname in highschool: Waxing_Chewbacca:http://m.eros-minn.com/32/gallery/171295.htm#fu ll_4328876


Mmmm, yummy.  Linkedified, and still NSFW!

Dang! Some huge gazoongas she has. Me likey. Much!

That is how to do implants well, people. just FYI


Also, in her circles, $400/hr is about the going rate. You still have to tip, too, you cheap bastards. She'll have 3-4 regulars that see her every week and she actually enjoys spending time with, one or two of which will give her well over the $400 just because. She'll see another 2-4 clients a week that are one-offs or monthlies basically depending on her mood and she's banking most of that 1800-3600 a week in retirement accounts and funds reccomended to her by her clients. She'll declare 1/3-1/2 of it on a 1099 every year to avoid unpleasantness. She may well be incorporated, that's quite common.

You're not picking her up on the side of the road, either. She won't see anyone new without an introduction, an interview(or a few) and excellent references.
For males of equivalent status the going rate is $100-$200 and its usually 1-2 regulars that have some specific act or kink they like. Its more of a fun hobby for a guy rather than a full time gig.


You know quite a lot about escorts. Fascinating. I mean that with no condescension. I thought $300/hr was the floor for top-end poon-for-pay?
 
2013-03-23 01:15:02 AM

hundreddollarman: willfullyobscure: rocky_howard: that was my nickname in highschool: Waxing_Chewbacca:http://m.eros-minn.com/32/gallery/171295.htm#fu ll_4328876


Mmmm, yummy.  Linkedified, and still NSFW!

Dang! Some huge gazoongas she has. Me likey. Much!

That is how to do implants well, people. just FYI


Also, in her circles, $400/hr is about the going rate. You still have to tip, too, you cheap bastards. She'll have 3-4 regulars that see her every week and she actually enjoys spending time with, one or two of which will give her well over the $400 just because. She'll see another 2-4 clients a week that are one-offs or monthlies basically depending on her mood and she's banking most of that 1800-3600 a week in retirement accounts and funds reccomended to her by her clients. She'll declare 1/3-1/2 of it on a 1099 every year to avoid unpleasantness. She may well be incorporated, that's quite common.

You're not picking her up on the side of the road, either. She won't see anyone new without an introduction, an interview(or a few) and excellent references.
For males of equivalent status the going rate is $100-$200 and its usually 1-2 regulars that have some specific act or kink they like. Its more of a fun hobby for a guy rather than a full time gig.

You know quite a lot about escorts. Fascinating. I mean that with no condescension. I thought $300/hr was the floor for top-end poon-for-pay?




Guy I used to work with got fired after he disappeared with A truck and $4000. Hookers, blow, and a decent hotel room. All gone.
 
Displayed 33 of 33 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report