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(Orlando Sentinel)   Taking ecstasy and then chewing up a sex toy before trying to bite off your client's penis is no way to make it as an escort. With mugshot of what a Florida ecstasy-eating escort looks like   (articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line 78
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2013-03-21 11:31:24 AM  
eye bleach please!
i158.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 11:33:26 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: There has to be a game show somewhere called "What would you put your penis in?!!!"
And the contestants would have to make a series of dares, choices, and disgusting one-upsmanship.


This needs to be a thing, already.

However, I think this thing is already known as "Fark."
 
2013-03-21 11:34:30 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: i would stir a five gallon bucket of warm mayo with my johnson.


You have to add peanuts to get the texture of her walls right though, accuracy is important for the experience to be savored right.
 
2013-03-21 11:42:07 AM  
Clicks Link...
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2013-03-21 11:43:56 AM  
Jeff Weiner reporting on the latest penis attack down at the Crestwood Suites.
 
2013-03-21 11:49:25 AM  
i1303.photobucket.com
Yikes!
 
2013-03-21 12:01:30 PM  
Some one paid this woman to have sex with her?  What the hell was the guy on?  Drano?
 
2013-03-21 12:03:46 PM  
www.dangermouse.net
 
2013-03-21 12:14:09 PM  
There's certainly been a lot of penises in the news lately. I'm sensing a disturbing trend.

/putting on iron codpiece
 
2013-03-21 12:14:48 PM  

BillyNoMates: Jeff Weiner reporting on the latest penis attack down at the Crestwood Suites.



March 20, 2013 | By Jeff Weiner, Orlando Sentinel
Lulz.
 
2013-03-21 12:19:02 PM  
 
2013-03-21 12:26:22 PM  
Oh, to live in a state where prostitution and brothels are legal, the girls are young, desirable, and must, by law practice safe sex and have regular medical check ups,,,,,,,

/ That's right, I already do

/ Not one on the United States
 
2013-03-21 12:42:58 PM  

devilEther: How much would you pay for her company?

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You'd have to pay me. I wouldn't touch that with a stolen dick.
 
2013-03-21 12:47:33 PM  
i.imgur.com

.        Would not hire that.
 
2013-03-21 12:55:27 PM  
Florida rule #89734987584; pay for real MDMA and get a test kit.
 
2013-03-21 12:59:44 PM  
But she had a 5 star rating on methscorts.com!
 
2013-03-21 01:00:56 PM  

Mr.Hawk: ristst: Ya get what ya pay for.....oh heavens, do you ever.

Unless you actually wanted a female Samuel L. Jackson.


I'm tired of this motherfarking penis in my motherfarking mouth!
 
2013-03-21 02:16:39 PM  
Is that what they mean by "full service"?
 
2013-03-21 02:21:22 PM  

drayno76: hitlersbrain: Ecstasy is less harmful than childrens' cough syrup. They made it illegal because some idiot died from dehydration while dancing and they somehow got the blame put on the drug. I can only guess it's to make sure the prisons stay nice and full of non-violent offenders.

I don't know, caught syrup, even adult kind,  doesn't give me a body temp of 100.4 and BP of 95, make me want to run around and find someone to rub all over and then follow with the wildest craziest sex ever; but good MDMA does.  I don't buy the harmless claim, the first time I took MDMA I knew it was serious and something that needed to be taken with moderation.

I've heard of people who've had serotonin blow out that's lasted for months because they went on a long-term Molly binge.  It's fun every couple of the months to take it with the wife and have some serious couple cuddle time and deep connection, but I wouldn't call it 'less harmful than childrens' cough syrup.'  Regularly deadly, no.  However, it's not something I'd want to abuse daily.  I like light doses and relaxed times, the kids can party up on doubles and have convulsions to Wubsetp; I'd rather chill with the wife.


My cat has only tried it a couple of times, but he will remember those experiences forever. The conversation, the company, the sense of connection. Did it on the beach a couple of summers ago at night. My cat wishes his wife would try mdma with him.

/meow
 
2013-03-21 04:38:38 PM  
This is why you should stick to Saigon Whores, they only bite off your nose.
 
2013-03-21 05:47:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
"If God wanted that to go there, he wouldn't have given me teeth."
 
2013-03-21 06:08:19 PM  
I gots to know

(click click)

I gots to forget
 
2013-03-21 09:38:54 PM  
She put a Doobie Brothers tape on (La la la la la-ahh la) I had a Roger Daltrey cape on (A Roger Daltrey cape on) ...
 
2013-03-21 09:41:09 PM  
Tripping balls and biting cocks is no way to go through life, son whore.
 
2013-03-22 01:32:54 AM  

devilEther: How much would you pay for her company?

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Holy f**k, somebody PAID for that O_o
Not only that she was an "escort" that he actually took to dinner?  Jeezus, that's some desperation right there.
 
2013-03-22 10:13:42 AM  
The thought of being subjected to testicle biting gave me a flash of ITG rage, mutilation/murder fantasy.

Then it passed because I already have a great way to avoid that situation.
 
2013-03-22 12:49:44 PM  

Gawdzila: devilEther: How much would you pay for her company?

[media.trb.com image 408x510]

Holy f**k, somebody PAID for that O_o
Not only that she was an "escort" that he actually took to dinner?  Jeezus, that's some desperation right there.


Yeah. He probably took her to some fancy joint like this:

blogs.westword.com
 
2013-03-22 01:04:32 PM  
This really deserves a "SCARY" tag in lieu of "FLORIDA"
 
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