Nana's Vibrator: There has to be a game show somewhere called "What would you put your penis in?!!!"And the contestants would have to make a series of dares, choices, and disgusting one-upsmanship.
Bit'O'Gristle: i would stir a five gallon bucket of warm mayo with my johnson.
BillyNoMates: Jeff Weiner reporting on the latest penis attack down at the Crestwood Suites.
devilEther: How much would you pay for her company?[media.trb.com image 408x510]
Mr.Hawk: ristst: Ya get what ya pay for.....oh heavens, do you ever.Unless you actually wanted a female Samuel L. Jackson.
drayno76: hitlersbrain: Ecstasy is less harmful than childrens' cough syrup. They made it illegal because some idiot died from dehydration while dancing and they somehow got the blame put on the drug. I can only guess it's to make sure the prisons stay nice and full of non-violent offenders.I don't know, caught syrup, even adult kind, doesn't give me a body temp of 100.4 and BP of 95, make me want to run around and find someone to rub all over and then follow with the wildest craziest sex ever; but good MDMA does. I don't buy the harmless claim, the first time I took MDMA I knew it was serious and something that needed to be taken with moderation.I've heard of people who've had serotonin blow out that's lasted for months because they went on a long-term Molly binge. It's fun every couple of the months to take it with the wife and have some serious couple cuddle time and deep connection, but I wouldn't call it 'less harmful than childrens' cough syrup.' Regularly deadly, no. However, it's not something I'd want to abuse daily. I like light doses and relaxed times, the kids can party up on doubles and have convulsions to Wubsetp; I'd rather chill with the wife.
Gawdzila: devilEther: How much would you pay for her company?[media.trb.com image 408x510]Holy f**k, somebody PAID for that O_oNot only that she was an "escort" that he actually took to dinner? Jeezus, that's some desperation right there.
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