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(Orlando Sentinel)   Taking ecstasy and then chewing up a sex toy before trying to bite off your client's penis is no way to make it as an escort. With mugshot of what a Florida ecstasy-eating escort looks like   (articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line 78
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2013-03-21 09:56:14 AM  
Ya get what ya pay for.....oh heavens, do you ever.
 
2013-03-21 09:57:42 AM  
Misuse of the word escort is so annoying.
 
2013-03-21 09:57:56 AM  
She looks like an extra from The Walking Dead
 
2013-03-21 09:58:11 AM  
He took her to dinner?
 
2013-03-21 09:59:32 AM  

JackieRabbit: Misuse of the word escort is so annoying.


That clearly is a ho.

An escort is a small car manufactured by Ford
 
2013-03-21 10:02:04 AM  
ECSTASY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!
 
2013-03-21 10:02:49 AM  
Man, that sucks.

Or, rather, doesn't suck, as the case may be.
 
2013-03-21 10:03:05 AM  
The ecstasy and the agony?
 
2013-03-21 10:03:05 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: He took her to dinner?


You can't feed them after midnight, you don't want to see what happens then
 
2013-03-21 10:05:11 AM  
I'd hit it.

With a shovel.
 
2013-03-21 10:05:37 AM  
Eat me?
 
2013-03-21 10:05:47 AM  

ristst: Ya get what ya pay for.....oh heavens, do you ever.





Unless you actually wanted a female Samuel L. Jackson.
 
2013-03-21 10:06:42 AM  
How much would you pay for her company?

media.trb.com
 
2013-03-21 10:07:13 AM  
Another version of the story says the couple had dinner at Applebee's and then describes the attack as her trying to eat the penis and testicles  of the victim.

Does this sound like the actions of a woman who has had all she can eat?
 
2013-03-21 10:08:20 AM  
She's 29?  Them city miles are rough.

/I also don't think it was X she took
 
2013-03-21 10:09:34 AM  
I call her bitey.
 
2013-03-21 10:10:39 AM  
There has to be a game show somewhere called "What would you put your penis in?!!!"
And the contestants would have to make a series of dares, choices, and disgusting one-upsmanship.
 
2013-03-21 10:12:13 AM  
That's no escort. That there is a hooker.
 
2013-03-21 10:12:17 AM  

alizeran: Man, that sucks

. bites

Or, rather, doesn't suck, as the case may be.

ftfy
 
2013-03-21 10:13:51 AM  

Benjamin Orr: ECSTASY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!


Seat's Taken: She's 29?  Them city miles are rough.

/I also don't think it was X she took


These.
Bathsalts more likely.
 
2013-03-21 10:14:46 AM  

Seat's Taken: She's 29?  Them city miles are rough.

/I also don't think it was X she took


Roger that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHXi8h8H2VA
 
2013-03-21 10:18:45 AM  
A friend wants to know what order you ARE supposed to do those things in.
 
2013-03-21 10:21:25 AM  
METHctasy?
 
2013-03-21 10:22:25 AM  
What a dog.
 
2013-03-21 10:23:12 AM  

devilEther: How much would you pay for her company?

[media.trb.com image 408x510]


Also:  Samuel L. Jackson, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Y U DO THIS TO YOURSELF
 
2013-03-21 10:25:42 AM  
Todd Bridges has really let himself go
 
2013-03-21 10:27:15 AM  
GAH!
 
2013-03-21 10:30:22 AM  
Sounds more like PCP maybe.
 
2013-03-21 10:30:28 AM  
Benjamin Orr: "ECSTASY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!"

That.  Has anyone *ever* gotten all bitey on ecstasy?
 
2013-03-21 10:31:14 AM  
Usually you stem that with a pacifier not your date's penis.
 
2013-03-21 10:32:24 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Benjamin Orr: ECSTASY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!

Seat's Taken: She's 29?  Them city miles are rough.

/I also don't think it was X she took

These.
Bathsalts more likely.


Most likely explanation IMHO.
 
2013-03-21 10:35:43 AM  
img543.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-21 10:35:45 AM  
DEAD BATTERIES MAKE ZOMBIE ANGRY!


/Bathsault and batteries
 
2013-03-21 10:38:10 AM  
Why can't newspapers (sites0 just call them prostitutes?
 
2013-03-21 10:39:11 AM  

Benjamin Orr: ECSTASY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!


Came here to say that. There's no way someone on MDMA would do that.  Either it was cut with something really awful, or more likely it was bathsalts that someone sold as X.
 
2013-03-21 10:40:59 AM  
When they're dead, they're just hookers.
 
2013-03-21 10:41:55 AM  

Zasteva: Benjamin Orr: ECSTASY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!

Came here to say that. There's no way someone on MDMA would do that.  Either it was cut with something really awful, or more likely it was bathsalts that someone sold as X.


Or biatch was just crazy.
 
2013-03-21 10:42:30 AM  

Master Sphincter: Why can't newspapers (sites0 just call them prostitutes?


Because that would imply that said individual was doing something illegal, rather than merely being paid for their company. They get called prostitutes in articles containing mugshots, indictments, and whatnot.
 
2013-03-21 10:43:58 AM  
Biatches be crazy!  I require my 'escorts' to have removable teeth - it's so much better that way.....
 
2013-03-21 10:46:07 AM  
Jesus jumping Crikey, there is a point where it is just safer & more satisfying to hit the Tube sites and handle the matter yourself.  Plus, less risk of disease, unless Rosy and her sisters went somewhere they weren't supposed to.
 
2013-03-21 10:48:35 AM  
I don't tell you how to do YOUR job, subby.
 
2013-03-21 10:49:17 AM  
But the question remains:  Is his face okay? And, of course, by default she will be prosecuted in Florida.
 
2013-03-21 10:54:14 AM  
"I just did bathsalts, and your face crotch looks tasty."
 
2013-03-21 10:58:36 AM  
If you want to pay for pussy, fine. Just don't get it at the dollar store.
 
2013-03-21 10:59:50 AM  

Okieboy: Biatches be crazy!  I require my 'escorts' to have removable teeth - it's so much better that way.....


Agrees
 
2013-03-21 11:00:00 AM  
Ecstasy is less harmful than childrens' cough syrup. They made it illegal because some idiot died from dehydration while dancing and they somehow got the blame put on the drug. I can only guess it's to make sure the prisons stay nice and full of non-violent offenders.
 
2013-03-21 11:04:27 AM  
That's some CBT gone into the Red Zone, literally and figuratively. Bad scene, that is. One should always spell out the hard limits before starting a scene, and unless blood-play is specifically requested, should put the brakes on the CBT play.

I know people who'll pay good money for that kind of action.
 
2013-03-21 11:08:29 AM  
Whoa.   Priscilla Vaughn looks like Priscilla, Queen of the cultural desert of Florida spring training in Cleveland...a cross between Wesley Snipes and Charlie Sheen.

Brrrrr.  Suddenly got all vomitey in here.
 
2013-03-21 11:11:25 AM  

hitlersbrain: Ecstasy is less harmful than childrens' cough syrup. They made it illegal because some idiot died from dehydration while dancing and they somehow got the blame put on the drug. I can only guess it's to make sure the prisons stay nice and full of non-violent offenders.


I don't know, caught syrup, even adult kind,  doesn't give me a body temp of 100.4 and BP of 95, make me want to run around and find someone to rub all over and then follow with the wildest craziest sex ever; but good MDMA does.  I don't buy the harmless claim, the first time I took MDMA I knew it was serious and something that needed to be taken with moderation.

I've heard of people who've had serotonin blow out that's lasted for months because they went on a long-term Molly binge.  It's fun every couple of the months to take it with the wife and have some serious couple cuddle time and deep connection, but I wouldn't call it 'less harmful than childrens' cough syrup.'  Regularly deadly, no.  However, it's not something I'd want to abuse daily.  I like light doses and relaxed times, the kids can party up on doubles and have convulsions to Wubsetp; I'd rather chill with the wife.
 
2013-03-21 11:26:59 AM  
Heh, reminds me of when i went to Chicago and stayed in a hotel. Few hours after i got there, someone knocked on the door. When i opened it, there was this black hooker who wanted to know if there was a party in my room. I told her no...no party dear..try down the hall. And she said...but..ill blow you for 10 bucks. Um....no thanks. I can jack off for free, and i don't have to worry about taking home something i didn't come here with. Like aids or teh syf. Thanks, but no. If i wanted to experience a flapped out whore's vag, i would stir a five gallon bucket of warm mayo with my johnson.
 
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