Misch: spentmiles: From another article I see that the woman claims to have left the body at 5 AM. The florist got to work at 6, but didn't report it until 9. Sounds like somebody was stemming the rose. He earned it, but talk about the frequent dragging miles the cadaver got within twelve hours of going cold. He should get an upgraded pallet at the morgue.FTA:"An employee of the flower shop found the man in the vehicle about 9 a.m. Saturday and called police, authorities said. Troopers from the Red Lion station investigated and arrested James Saturday."Wasn't the owner who found it. It was one of the other employees. Looking at the place on Google Maps, it's a fairly rural area, and a large site. If the owner parks around back, or at another end, a car elsewhere on the site probably wouldn't draw much attention.
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