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(Talking Points Memo)   Roger Ailes: "Palin made some mistakes. Obama is still lazy" You know, like *all* presidents, right? *sigh* You just never learn, do you?   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 167
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2013-03-21 09:56:22 AM
if you earnestly believe the president of the united states has never worked a day in his life, consider suicide
 
2013-03-21 10:02:22 AM
Oh look, the fat sack of treasonous crap is flapping his pie hole. In a just country he'd be begging for clemency from the tribunal.
 
2013-03-21 10:04:40 AM
He's lazy, but the media won't report that.

If only there was someone who was the chief of the world's largest news organization around who could report that!
 
2013-03-21 10:08:59 AM
Obama, the first president to collect welfare in office while eating fried chicken and watermelons. Amiright Roger?
 
2013-03-21 10:30:23 AM
i'm sure he really wanted to say "shiftless."
 
2013-03-21 10:37:00 AM
"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.
 
2013-03-21 10:40:48 AM
Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.
 
2013-03-21 10:42:13 AM

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to
 
2013-03-21 10:43:48 AM

Weaver95: that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama. I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid. If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


But the GOP has already decided that Mitt Romney was the wrong candidate - not conservative enough. Just like he was the wrong guy during the primaries. It was only between Mitt's clinching the nomination and the election that he was the Ultimate Champion of Reagan's Legacy and Conservative Values. The minute after that: under-the-bus time.
 
2013-03-21 10:46:29 AM
If Obama was Republican then Roger Ailes' propaganda outlets would be running stories like "Why is Obama not on Mount Rushmore yet?" and "Is just the $20 enough? Why isn't Obama being put on the quarter?"
 
2013-03-21 10:48:05 AM
I always imagine guys like Alies have a soundproof room in their house where they scream racial slurs until they get them out of their system.
 
2013-03-21 10:49:10 AM
Yes Roger Ailes loves Paul Ryan, the poster child for government dependency.
 
2013-03-21 10:51:22 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.


Which is funny because there's no news on Fox so there's very little press to infringe upon

but seriously, if you're gonna biatch and moan about the "liberal" media, stop doing everything in your power to be the "anti-liberal" media. Ladies and Gentlemen, if you want actual reporting then we need to stop supporting these idiots
 
2013-03-21 10:52:13 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to


But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?
 
2013-03-21 10:58:02 AM

Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to

But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?


WITCHCRAFT!
 
2013-03-21 10:58:43 AM
I just don't see Ailes truly wishing he had time to play basketball.

Can't wait until the hacking scandal finds a foothold here.
 
2013-03-21 10:58:57 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.

Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to


They are aware of the power of ACORN.
 
2013-03-21 11:00:01 AM

HotWingConspiracy: I just don't see Ailes truly wishing he had time to play basketball.

Can't wait until the hacking scandal finds a foothold here.


I think it did at one point, and promptly died the next day

(I could've just dreamt that)
 
2013-03-21 11:00:02 AM

WTF Indeed: I always imagine guys like Alies have a soundproof room in their house where they scream racial slurs until they get them out of their system.


"Butler, please direct the arriving guests to the washroom and nibongtorium so they may prepare for dinner."
 
2013-03-21 11:00:24 AM
So today Obama ISN'T actively and energenically destroying the country? Today he is a lazy do nothing?
 
2013-03-21 11:00:41 AM

WTF Indeed: I always imagine guys like Alies have a soundproof room in their house where they scream racial slurs until they get them out of their system.


Exactly. You know he really wanted to add 'ni-BONG' at the end of that statement.
 
2013-03-21 11:00:56 AM

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


It's obvious Obama won only because Affirmative action made all votes for him count double
 
2013-03-21 11:02:34 AM

NateGrey: Yes Roger Ailes loves Paul Ryan, the poster child for government dependency.


they also touted John McCain who has been on the public dole his entire life. He's never had a private sector job either.
 
2013-03-21 11:04:03 AM
You'd think the president would have met with Ailes by now, as many times as he's told us that he's near.
 
2013-03-21 11:04:07 AM
If he's so lazy and does nothing, when is he able to drive this nation to ruin like they say he is? Or is that the empty suit/diabolical genius thing again?
 
2013-03-21 11:04:19 AM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-21 11:05:04 AM

FlashHarry: i'm sure he really wanted to say "shiftless."


I'm sure he really wanted to say "attractive and successful African-American".
 
2013-03-21 11:05:20 AM
i243.photobucket.com

But it's ok since he's working, just not presidentin'.
 
2013-03-21 11:05:41 AM
Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?
 
2013-03-21 11:06:20 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?


lotsofdogs.jpg
 
2013-03-21 11:06:47 AM

Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to

But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?


That's why Ailes throws in the line "but the media won't report it". You see, thanks to the MSM, all us libby libs are just blind to the fact Obama is nothing more than a lazy n*gg-- ... oops! lazy president I mean.
 
2013-03-21 11:07:15 AM
Maybe the guy who looks like the poster child for sloth and gluttony shouldn't call others lazy.
 
2013-03-21 11:07:18 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.


He absolutely is.
 
2013-03-21 11:09:26 AM
The University of Chicago is a PRIVATE school. So Ailes is just continuing to demonstrate his ignorance.
 
2013-03-21 11:09:49 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?

lotsofdogs.jpg


Ahh, how could I forget.
 
2013-03-21 11:09:50 AM
"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

Well, Roger, maybe the media won't report that "he's never worked a day in his life" and that he "never made a penny that wasn't public money" because it's not true.
 

We get it, Roger, he's black.
 
2013-03-21 11:10:28 AM
So he's singlehandedly the most dastardly Supervillain that the nation has ever faced, while being lazy and shiftless. Though, I guess if you have access to a time machine, even the lazy can get some stuff done.

"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

I guess Ailes forgets that Harvard isn't exactly a State university, or that his book sales were done on the private market as well. Those dollars don't count, maybe? And I guess all the days that Bush took off to play at the ranch, and asking the press to "Watch this drive" didn't count either?

Obama must be magical to be both the most divisive President in history, tearing down our nation one brick at a time, while being so goshdurn lazy...
 
2013-03-21 11:11:06 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?


Does working Glen Rice's "private sector" count?
 
2013-03-21 11:12:56 AM

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.



ACORN.
 
2013-03-21 11:13:14 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-21 11:13:53 AM

hubiestubert: I guess Ailes forgets that Harvard isn't exactly a State university, or that his book sales were done on the private market as well. Those dollars don't count, maybe? And I guess all the days that Bush took off to play at the ranch, and asking the press to "Watch this drive" didn't count either?


Community organized and a lawyer are also all public money.
 
2013-03-21 11:13:55 AM
Hey a guy who worked for Nixon is a sleezy racist and a republican.

That goes together like fried apple pie and water chicken.
 
2013-03-21 11:14:04 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Obama, the first president to collect welfare in office while eating fried chicken and watermelons. Amiright Roger?


That joke was lazy.
 
2013-03-21 11:15:21 AM

Satanic_Hamster: hubiestubert: I guess Ailes forgets that Harvard isn't exactly a State university, or that his book sales were done on the private market as well. Those dollars don't count, maybe? And I guess all the days that Bush took off to play at the ranch, and asking the press to "Watch this drive" didn't count either?

Community organized and a lawyer are also all public money.


All lawyers are public employees? Interesting idea.
 
2013-03-21 11:15:34 AM
Well, he's obscenely rich, so I guess he should be taken seriously by the press that he owns.
 
2013-03-21 11:16:24 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: A Dark Evil Omen: Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?

lotsofdogs.jpg

Ahh, how could I forget.


She was also, like, fifth runner-up in a Miss Trailer Park contest or something.  Does that count?
 
2013-03-21 11:16:32 AM
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children " - Roger Ailes; and by extension, All Republicans

/14GOP88
 
2013-03-21 11:16:56 AM

Weaver95: look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid. that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win? and not get caught doing it?


Obama bought the presidency with SuperPAC money.
 
2013-03-21 11:19:43 AM
Bet it sticks in your craw that he was re-elected, doesn't it, Roger? Enjoy that taste in your mouth. I hope that bitter, bitter wormwood is the last thought in your head when you shuffle off this mortal coil.
 
2013-03-21 11:20:05 AM

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


The only conclusion you could draw is that most voting Americans *thought* Romney was worse.
 
2013-03-21 11:20:53 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: [i47.tinypic.com image 650x359]


That's beautiful. Should have sent a poet.

// I'm not even an ass man
 
2013-03-21 11:21:11 AM
<a href=" ">Something about a chicken?</a>
 
2013-03-21 11:22:15 AM
"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

Kindly eat shiat and die, you worthless fat fark.
 
2013-03-21 11:22:56 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.


Or the opposite.
 
2013-03-21 11:22:57 AM
Remonds me of Mad Magazine's You Can Never Win With A Bigot

"
Looks like the President is off to Israel to broker a peace deal."

"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life! He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

"How did he win the election twice, then? Against Romney?"

"It's because he's as smart as he is lazy! Wily! Like a fox with black fur!"
 
2013-03-21 11:23:58 AM

kumanoki: How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that.


I like that. "He does all this stuff, all the time! I don't know why people don't think he's lazy!"
 
2013-03-21 11:24:13 AM

theorellior: Bet it sticks in your craw that he was re-elected, doesn't it, Roger? Enjoy that taste in your mouth. I hope that bitter, bitter wormwood is the last thought in your head when you shuffle off this mortal coil.


oh I think he's pissed.  not just him either - a lot of the GOP insiders/elites are extremely angry that Obama got re-elected.  the icing on the cake is that they can't bring themselves to admit that Obama won because the GOP was so f*cking stupid about the entire election.  Obama isn't the greatest guy to ever run for office.  sure, he's smart.  he's organized.  he knows what he wants to accomplish and can figure out a way to get there.  But he's not a super genius or anything.  And he's got several weaknesses, some of which are quite glaringly obvious.  But stack Obama up against the likes of Mitt Romney and suddenly Obama looks godlike.  that's what the voters saw, and that's why Obama won in a landslide.
 
2013-03-21 11:24:36 AM
Something about a chicken? (second time is the charm)

Link
 
2013-03-21 11:25:38 AM
He calls Biden dumb and Obama lazy.......yet thinks the Tea Tards in congress are doing a swell job.

/farking shill
 
2013-03-21 11:26:05 AM

Satanic_Hamster: hubiestubert: I guess Ailes forgets that Harvard isn't exactly a State university, or that his book sales were done on the private market as well. Those dollars don't count, maybe? And I guess all the days that Bush took off to play at the ranch, and asking the press to "Watch this drive" didn't count either?

Community organized and a lawyer are also all public money.


So are soldiers and police and firefighters. Guess those are just sucking off the government teat...

Again: NEVER had a job in the private sector, yet quietly ignoring the public sector jobs that he held, while doing work in the public sector as well.
 
2013-03-21 11:26:43 AM

Cletus C.: DjangoStonereaver: Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.

Or the opposite.


Freedom of the press is a great argument against Roger Ailes?
 
2013-03-21 11:28:07 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Obama was Republican then Roger Ailes' propaganda outlets would be running stories like "Why is Obama not on Mount Rushmore yet?" and "Is just the $20 enough? Why isn't Obama being put on the quarter?"


That reminds me... Time is running out. Link
 
2013-03-21 11:28:50 AM
Look, libs, this has nothing to do with Obama's race, but his laziness is a black mark against the country and a dark spot on the history of the White House. Electing this coo- erm, this community organizer sets a black President - Dammit! - a bad precedent for the office. Are we just going to elect any uppity samb... ocialist... sbocialist. Socialist! Are we just going to elect any uppity socialist now? Is that the sort of element we want on Pennsylvania Ave?
 
2013-03-21 11:29:41 AM
Roger, you're not exactly breaking rocks into smaller rocks yourself, are you?
 
2013-03-21 11:30:45 AM
I think what bothers me the most is that this guy is breathing.
 
2013-03-21 11:31:12 AM

what_now: Roger, you're not exactly breaking rocks into smaller rocks yourself, are you?


What do you know about it? What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in t'morning to fly to Paris... back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve, sweating the day through press interviews, television interviews and getting back here at ten to wrestle with the problem of a homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well known Scottish footballer. That's a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it!
 
2013-03-21 11:31:22 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: WTF Indeed: I always imagine guys like Alies have a soundproof room in their house where they scream racial slurs until they get them out of their system.

"Butler, please direct the arriving guests to the washroom and nibongtorium so they may prepare for dinner."


It wouldn't be a request..

/English
//funnied
///it's the magic number
 
2013-03-21 11:32:14 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: [i50.tinypic.com image 430x430]


pff whatever,

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-21 11:32:19 AM

what_now: Roger, you're not exactly breaking rocks into smaller rocks yourself, are you?


"And we'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere. And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys. "
 
2013-03-21 11:33:16 AM
halfgeek.net
 
2013-03-21 11:35:04 AM
Yeah, this one always amazes me: I cringed at the comments on a "Obama makes March Madness picks" article the other day. The number of people who genuinely claim that the president has never accomplished anything, that he got where he is because white guilt. He did not accomplish anything while allowing his peers and supervisors to fall over themselves awarding him credit for their accomplishments. Worse yet, he apparently adamantly refuses to do any work, as seen by the fact that he hasn't passed a single budget (which they often claim as "has yet to write a budget"). Nope, sits around getting credit for other people's work and living the high life on your tax dollars from birth onwards.
 
2013-03-21 11:35:08 AM
President Obama is one of the most self-made men in the nation.  The only way this could be more obvious that he's pushing negative racial stereotypes is if he gave his press conference in a white Klansman robe.

/also, love Fluorescent Testicle's pics in the thread.
 
2013-03-21 11:35:18 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Look, libs, this has nothing to do with Obama's race, but his laziness is a black mark against the country and a dark spot on the history of the White House. Electing this coo- erm, this community organizer sets a black President - Dammit! - a bad precedent for the office. Are we just going to elect any uppity samb... ocialist... sbocialist. Socialist! Are we just going to elect any uppity socialist now? Is that the sort of element we want on Pennsylvania Ave?


Well, I lost it at "Sbocialist." New keyboard, please.

/Blah people.
//Government ni.
 
2013-03-21 11:35:45 AM

Weaver95: theorellior: Bet it sticks in your craw that he was re-elected, doesn't it, Roger? Enjoy that taste in your mouth. I hope that bitter, bitter wormwood is the last thought in your head when you shuffle off this mortal coil.

oh I think he's pissed.  not just him either - a lot of the GOP insiders/elites are extremely angry that Obama got re-elected.  the icing on the cake is that they can't bring themselves to admit that Obama won because the GOP was so f*cking stupid about the entire election.  Obama isn't the greatest guy to ever run for office.  sure, he's smart.  he's organized.  he knows what he wants to accomplish and can figure out a way to get there.  But he's not a super genius or anything.  And he's got several weaknesses, some of which are quite glaringly obvious.  But stack Obama up against the likes of Mitt Romney and suddenly Obama looks godlike.  that's what the voters saw, and that's why Obama won in a landslide.


There's also the fact that Obama is clearly a master-level troll. That has a lot of appeal in the Internet age. There's something to be said for a man who can bring the lulz at the expense of his political opponents and look Presidential the whole time. I wish we had someone with a comparable sense of biting humor on the political scene up here in Canada.
 
2013-03-21 11:35:45 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-21 11:37:25 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: Cletus C.: DjangoStonereaver: Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.

Or the opposite.

Freedom of the press is a great argument against Roger Ailes?


Argument: Roger Ailes is the press, freedom great.
 
2013-03-21 11:37:40 AM
"When I see another former governor after the president's first debate where he didn't do very well, says that the president was lazy. He didn't say he was slow. He was tired. He didn't do well. He said he was lazy. Now, it may not mean anything to most Americans, but to those of us who are African Americans, the second word is shiftless and then there's a third word that goes along with that."

-- Colin Powell
 
2013-03-21 11:38:23 AM

kumanoki: Remonds me of Mad Magazine's You Can Never Win With A Bigot

"Looks like the President is off to Israel to broker a peace deal."

"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life! He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

"How did he win the election twice, then? Against Romney?"

"It's because he's as smart as he is lazy! Wily! Like a fox with black fur!"


Or better:
He only won because people voted for him because he was black and they're all on government benefits and voted for him because he promised them more free government money.
 
2013-03-21 11:39:31 AM
He never earned a penny that wasn't public money.

Not even with the book he published? That made millions? Are we to believe the government bought them all?
 
2013-03-21 11:39:52 AM

Cletus C.: Philip Francis Queeg: Cletus C.: DjangoStonereaver: Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.

Or the opposite.

Freedom of the press is a great argument against Roger Ailes?

Argument: Roger Ailes is the press, freedom great.


Roger Ailes is not the press, he's a piece of shiat propagandist.
 
2013-03-21 11:40:09 AM

FlashHarry: i'm sure he really wanted to say "shiftless."


What?  Stepin Fetchit was a movie star.  He was paying Obama a compliment!  What's wrong with you?
 
2013-03-21 11:40:12 AM

NateGrey: Yes Roger Ailes loves Paul Ryan, the poster child for government dependency.


Who lost badly to "moron" Joe Biden.
 
2013-03-21 11:41:25 AM

impaler: He never earned a penny that wasn't public money.

Not even with the book he published? That made millions? Are we to believe the government bought them all?


They were only bought by other black community organizer people with their welfare checks food stamps George Soros money.
 
2013-03-21 11:42:44 AM

Generation_D: Oh look, the fat sack of treasonous crap is flapping his pie hole. In a just country he'd be begging for clemency from the tribunal.


dgt1.net

You're not helping.
 
2013-03-21 11:43:48 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Cletus C.: Philip Francis Queeg: Cletus C.: DjangoStonereaver: Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.

Or the opposite.

Freedom of the press is a great argument against Roger Ailes?

Argument: Roger Ailes is the press, freedom great.

Roger Ailes is not the press, he's a piece of shiat propagandist.


Technically, there are no presses involved with what he does, so yes. But the original point of he being an argument against freedom of the press is troubling.

Think about a president, like W. for example, having control of the press. All you'd get is Fox. In that case, he represents a strong argument in favor of freedom of the press.
 
2013-03-21 11:44:24 AM

somedude210: HotWingConspiracy: I just don't see Ailes truly wishing he had time to play basketball.

Can't wait until the hacking scandal finds a foothold here.

I think it did at one point, and promptly died the next day

(I could've just dreamt that)


It didn't last long enough to die the next day, it died the moment that guy (who totally isn't a News Corp toady) hit Rupert Murdoch in the face with a pie.
 
2013-03-21 11:44:30 AM

hubiestubert: So he's singlehandedly the most dastardly Supervillain that the nation has ever faced, while being lazy and shiftless. Though, I guess if you have access to a time machine, even the lazy can get some stuff done.

"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

I guess Ailes forgets that Harvard isn't exactly a State university, or that his book sales were done on the private market as well. Those dollars don't count, maybe? And I guess all the days that Bush took off to play at the ranch, and asking the press to "Watch this drive" didn't count either?

Obama must be magical to be both the most divisive President in history, tearing down our nation one brick at a time, while being so goshdurn lazy...


"Oh you bet! I love all the stuff you said about how our school president never does anything, and how she's changing everything?"

cs319830.vk.me
 
2013-03-21 11:45:20 AM

FlashHarry: i'm sure he really wanted to say "shiftless."


Nah, it's "lazy". "Shiftless" is for those messicans.
 
2013-03-21 11:45:35 AM
I am rather shocked that, at this point, no one has been caught calling the President a N-bong on the air. Not one talking head, radio jock, nothing has simply lost their cool, or let it slip Fruedianly.
 
2013-03-21 11:46:24 AM
roger ailes is literal human garbage
 
2013-03-21 11:47:19 AM

Lackofname: I am rather shocked that, at this point, no one has been caught calling the President a N-bong on the air. Not one talking head, radio jock, nothing has simply lost their cool, or let it slip Fruedianly.


Guess they've had a lot of practice
 
2013-03-21 11:47:35 AM
Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?


I think so.

LOTS OF DOGS.
 
2013-03-21 11:47:44 AM

Lackofname: I am rather shocked that, at this point, no one has been caught calling the President a N-bong on the air. Not one talking head, radio jock, nothing has simply lost their cool, or let it slip Fruedianly.


Ol' Frothy came dangerously close, though.
 
2013-03-21 11:49:07 AM

Weaver95: Obama isn't the greatest guy to ever run for office... But stack Obama up against the likes of Mitt Romney and suddenly Obama looks godlike.


Y'know, I never thought the warm glow of schadenfreude would still be around when spring came, but there's that yummy feeling in my tummy once again. Thanks, Mitt, for being the clownshoes incompetent we always knew you were!
 
2013-03-21 11:49:31 AM

Lackofname: I am rather shocked that, at this point, no one has been caught calling the President a N-bong on the air. Not one talking head, radio jock, nothing has simply lost their cool, or let it slip Fruedianly.


Santorum almost had one slip out.

// or had half a one slip out
// it's a blah mark on his otherwise stellar record
 
2013-03-21 11:50:32 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: what_now: Roger, you're not exactly breaking rocks into smaller rocks yourself, are you?

What do you know about it? What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in t'morning to fly to Paris... back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve, sweating the day through press interviews, television interviews and getting back here at ten to wrestle with the problem of a homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well known Scottish footballer. That's a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it!


Tungsten carbide drills! What the bloody hell's tungsten carbide drills?
 
2013-03-21 11:52:04 AM

Satanic_Hamster: kumanoki: Remonds me of Mad Magazine's You Can Never Win With A Bigot

"Looks like the President is off to Israel to broker a peace deal."

"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life! He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

"How did he win the election twice, then? Against Romney?"

"It's because he's as smart as he is lazy! Wily! Like a fox with black fur!"

Or better:
He only won because people voted for him because he was black and they're all on government benefits and voted for him because he promised them more free government money.


I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility. There were even democratic base-policing pieces in the '12 election explicitly using it.

/in a nearby parallel universe Palebama is working for the Clinton administration
//or maybe still in congress
 
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2013-03-21 11:55:03 AM
Obama:  "Ailes' breath stinks."
 
2013-03-21 11:56:35 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.

Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to


Twice apparently
 
2013-03-21 11:58:02 AM
So, he's "never made a penny that wasn't a public penny" but then he also "goes to all these fundraisers"

Are the fundraisers for public money or...I don't think I follow, you shiftless f*ckwit.
 
2013-03-21 11:58:18 AM

WTF Indeed: I always imagine guys like Alies have a soundproof room in their house where they scream racial slurs until they get them out of their system.


If that was the case they would never leave that room. On the other hand the world would be a better place.
 
2013-03-21 12:02:32 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?


She was a corporate turkey death party hostess once


www.whudat.com
 
2013-03-21 12:03:05 PM

cameroncrazy1984: So, he's "never made a penny that wasn't a public penny" but then he also "goes to all these fundraisers"

Are the fundraisers for public money or...I don't think I follow, you shiftless f*ckwit.


He's also lazy while attending fundraisers all the time.
 
2013-03-21 12:03:53 PM
I can't wait until this blubberous sack of shiat has a massive coronary.
 
2013-03-21 12:04:00 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: [i47.tinypic.com image 650x359]


That is  basically  how i view politicians in general.
 
2013-03-21 12:06:33 PM

Fluorescent Testicle:


Okay, I chuckled a bit at the air-horn dog whistle...

...but I farking lost it with the canine-calling-butt-trumpets.

/u win teh funnies
 
2013-03-21 12:09:29 PM

chopit: I can't wait until this blubberous sack of shiat has a massive coronary.


If life has taught me anything, it's that guys like this can eat tubs of lard and smoke cigars dipped in benzene for a century and never suffer a second for it, while in the meantime pediatric cancer wards stay crowded with kids not old enough to even spell the name of their diseases.
 
2013-03-21 12:09:35 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to

But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?

WITCHCRAFT!


BLACK magic.

His Books aren't printed by the guvmint are they? Of course, if they were they would have a big black paper clip.

kaystreet.files.wordpress.com


Not a small bootstrapppy one


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-21 12:12:31 PM
I hope you spend the rest of your short, bitter life lamenting the fact you still can't figure out how that n*gg*er beat you. I hope you choke on it.
 
2013-03-21 12:16:33 PM

wotthefark: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to

But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?

WITCHCRAFT!

BLACK magic.

His Books aren't printed by the guvmint are they? Of course, if they were they would have a big black paper clip.

[kaystreet.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


Not a small bootstrapppy one


[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 206x245]


Dammit I got Doocy instead of the scary black man with his lazy black paper clip.

mediamatters.org

Doooooccccyyyyy!!!!! <tiny fist>
 
2013-03-21 12:26:08 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?

lotsofdogs.jpg


Dammit!

i80.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 12:37:30 PM

Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility. There were even democratic base-policing pieces in the '12 election explicitly using it.

/in a nearby parallel universe Palebama is working for the Clinton administration
//or maybe still in congress


And by "credibility" you mean "dog whistle racist."

"Black people only voted for Obama because he was black and they're all on welfare and he'd increase welfare payments."
"White people only voted for Obama because they were scared someone might think they were racist."
 
2013-03-21 12:43:35 PM
"Are every one of those statements true? Yes," Ailes said. "Should I have said them? Well, that's a debate."

Not really. Everything you say is cactus-farking stupid but I still want you to say them. I like people who so readily self-identify as morons to be ignored. Makes like a lot easier when the complete idiots make it clear they should be avoided right from the start.
 
2013-03-21 12:45:14 PM

JolobinSmokin: Hey a guy who worked for Nixon is a sleezy racist and a republican.

That goes together like fried apple pie and water chicken.


A guy that got fired by the Nixon administration for being too sleezy, even.
 
2013-03-21 01:08:28 PM

Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.


No, it doesn't.
 
2013-03-21 01:15:08 PM
Up yours Roger, just come out and call him a Scwarze already. You know you want to and your real country will love you for it.
 
2013-03-21 01:16:42 PM

Insatiable Jesus: Up yours Roger, just come out and call him a Scwarze already. You know you want to and your real country will love you for it.


No, see, while Roger and his ilk are certain of their moral righteousness, this country has been taken over by too many of "them" and their "white guilt libtards", so they have to be real quiet like about it.
 
2013-03-21 01:17:41 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to

But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?

WITCHCRAFT!


Black Magic!
 
2013-03-21 01:26:52 PM

HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.


Well, Obama DID win, and he IS black...

// it LOOKS right, and it FEELS right - what more do you want?
// actually BEING right? Pfft, communist
 
2013-03-21 01:29:00 PM

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


Romney only lost becuase all the lazy and stupid voters voted for Obama for handouts.
 
2013-03-21 01:29:28 PM

Weaver95: theorellior: Bet it sticks in your craw that he was re-elected, doesn't it, Roger? Enjoy that taste in your mouth. I hope that bitter, bitter wormwood is the last thought in your head when you shuffle off this mortal coil.

oh I think he's pissed.  not just him either - a lot of the GOP insiders/elites are extremely angry that Obama got re-elected.  the icing on the cake is that they can't bring themselves to admit that Obama won because the GOP was so f*cking stupid about the entire election.  Obama isn't the greatest guy to ever run for office.  sure, he's smart.  he's organized.  he knows what he wants to accomplish and can figure out a way to get there.  But he's not a super genius or anything.  And he's got several weaknesses, some of which are quite glaringly obvious.  But stack Obama up against the likes of Mitt Romney and suddenly Obama looks godlike.  that's what the voters saw, and that's why Obama won in a landslide.


Super-genuis? Have we ever had a "Super-genuis"president? Obama is extremely smart, organized and super-likable. All of those things. But Super-genuis isn't a thing when it comes to American Politics. Organization is the primary key to conducting government. That's what matters. The genius is in the organization. Obama has it. The GOP does not.
 
2013-03-21 01:30:28 PM

Mistymtnhop: Have we ever had a "Super-genuis"president?


Jefferson, maybe? Of course his genius didn't stop him from being a truly lousy President.
 
2013-03-21 01:30:28 PM

born_yesterday: I think what bothers me the most is that this guy is breathing.


What bothers me the most is how wildly successful he is and how much power he wields.

/No one cares what I say or think, but for some reason when he opens his yap it's a Fark thread
 
2013-03-21 01:42:33 PM

HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.


Uhhh in the 08 primary men voted slightly in favor of Obama. Women almost split even. Whites, slightly in favor of Clinton.

But Obama utterly crushed Clinton in the black vote.

Whence else this phenomenon? Is the Clinton brand a non-starter in Black America?
 
2013-03-21 01:48:47 PM

Ned Stark: HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.

Uhhh in the 08 primary men voted slightly in favor of Obama. Women almost split even. Whites, slightly in favor of Clinton.

But Obama utterly crushed Clinton in the black vote.

Whence else this phenomenon? Is the Clinton brand a non-starter in Black America?


A lot of black people found a lot of the things Bill and Hillary said during the primary to be very offensive.  I wouldn't be surprised if they decided not to vote for them on that basis.

Also, the primary is not the general election, let alone the 2012 general election.  You'd have to figure out how many in the general voted for Obama just because of his race with how many voted against Obama for the same reason.
 
2013-03-21 01:54:20 PM

HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.

Uhhh in the 08 primary men voted slightly in favor of Obama. Women almost split even. Whites, slightly in favor of Clinton.

But Obama utterly crushed Clinton in the black vote.

Whence else this phenomenon? Is the Clinton brand a non-starter in Black America?

A lot of black people found a lot of the things Bill and Hillary said during the primary to be very offensive.  I wouldn't be surprised if they decided not to vote for them on that basis.

Also, the primary is not the general election, let alone the 2012 general election.  You'd have to figure out how many in the general voted for Obama just because of his race with how many voted against Obama for the same reason.


Oh, he won the general because he's a Democrat.

The stink of Bush was thick in the air, the economy was collapsing, and McCain was yelling at clouds and nominating a veep whose IQ aspires to room temperature.
 
2013-03-21 01:55:22 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Mistymtnhop: Have we ever had a "Super-genuis"president?

Jefferson, maybe? Of course his genius didn't stop him from being a truly lousy President.


Okay, Jefferson. I can agree with that one. Although, I'm not too bright apparently, I was trying to remember if he was second or third president. So I decided to Google him, but I can't think of his first name, so I say to my husband and 14 year old daughter, "President Jefferson, what was his first name, George, right?" My daughter just looks at me and sighs "Thomas." That JUST happened after I read your comment.

/still having my coffee, my only excuse.
 
2013-03-21 01:57:37 PM
I see Ailes is blowing the dog whistle of racial resentment again.
 
2013-03-21 02:05:08 PM
For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html
 
2013-03-21 02:07:32 PM

glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html


Yeah not really the same thing that Ailes is saying. But then again honesty isn't your thing.
 
2013-03-21 02:09:12 PM

glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html


What is it with you Republicans and your obsession with gay sex?
 
2013-03-21 02:11:02 PM

glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html


Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error
 
2013-03-21 02:15:18 PM

NateGrey: glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html

Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error


Can't ignore mods.
 
2013-03-21 02:16:17 PM

NateGrey: glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html

Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error


Worked for me.
 
2013-03-21 02:18:50 PM

Ned Stark: Can't ignore mods.


A Dark Evil Omen: Worked for me.


Weird, thanks guys.
 
2013-03-21 02:19:07 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: NateGrey: glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html

Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error

Worked for me.


Same here.
 
2013-03-21 02:24:13 PM

Ned Stark: NateGrey: glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html

Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error


I'm getting the error as well.

Can't ignore mods.
For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ.


If I was paying money to be here, I'd be kinda pissed about that.
 
2013-03-21 02:29:22 PM

Ned Stark: NateGrey: glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html

Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error

Can't ignore mods.


I'm trying to favorite Phillip Francis Queeg and its giving me the Five Oh Oh.
 
2013-03-21 02:31:03 PM

glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.


Few things are as satisfying as a butthurt teabagger.

Thanks for the smile!
 
2013-03-21 02:32:51 PM

born_yesterday: If I was paying money to be here, I'd be kinda pissed about that.


He's lying (surprise, surprise). Fark's just being screwy right now.
 
2013-03-21 02:44:24 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: born_yesterday: If I was paying money to be here, I'd be kinda pissed about that.

He's lying (surprise, surprise). Fark's just being screwy right now.


Not lying, maybe wrong. I've seen arguments about that feature/bug here before.

/but if you're getting a 505 that's something else.
 
2013-03-21 02:47:40 PM

Ned Stark: Fluorescent Testicle: born_yesterday: If I was paying money to be here, I'd be kinda pissed about that.

He's lying (surprise, surprise). Fark's just being screwy right now.

Not lying, maybe wrong. I've seen arguments about that feature/bug here before.

/but if you're getting a 505 that's something else.


That used to be the case but isn't anymore after it became completely farking laughable.
 
2013-03-21 02:50:39 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: That used to be the case but isn't anymore after it became completely farking laughable.


Huh, really? Must've been before my time.

Apologies to Ned Stark, then.
 
2013-03-21 03:02:56 PM

Mistymtnhop: Philip Francis Queeg: Mistymtnhop: Have we ever had a "Super-genuis"president?

Jefferson, maybe? Of course his genius didn't stop him from being a truly lousy President.

Okay, Jefferson. I can agree with that one. Although, I'm not too bright apparently, I was trying to remember if he was second or third president. So I decided to Google him, but I can't think of his first name, so I say to my husband and 14 year old daughter, "President Jefferson, what was his first name, George, right?" My daughter just looks at me and sighs "Thomas." That JUST happened after I read your comment.

/still having my coffee, my only excuse.


Well in your defense, both George Jefferson and Thomas Jefferson did love them some black ladies.
 
2013-03-21 03:14:58 PM
That's right folks, the son of an interracial couple who grew up with a single mom and put himself through law school before getting a job at Harvard is a lazy good for nothing.

Or he's black.
 
2013-03-21 03:37:25 PM
i48.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 03:39:03 PM

Flappyhead: That's right folks, the son of an interracial couple who grew up with a single mom and put himself through law school before getting a job at Harvard is a lazy good for nothing.

Or he's black.


Good enough of an excuse for bigots.
 
2013-03-21 03:40:06 PM
President Obama in his first four years has taken 131 days, dividing his time between Hawaii, Martha's Vineyard and, of course, Camp David, the official get away of U.S. presidents. At this rate, he could hit 262 days by the end of his eighth year, about average for modern presidents.

He certainly is not the king of vacation days. That honor falls to President George W. Bush, who racked up 1,020 vacation days in his eight years in office, including one five-week vacation, the most of any president in 36 years.


 http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/ad-lib/2013/jan /7/ president-obamas-back-hawaii-how-many-vacations-ha/
 
2013-03-21 03:49:50 PM

glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html


FTFA:

"He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

And this is coming from a guy who was paid (in today's money) $875 per day to work for Nixon, but claims to have never been paid to do so.

http://gawker.com/5991716/the-new-roger-ailes-biography-manages-to-g o- 35-pages-without-credulously-repeating-a-documentable-lie

From time to time he was summoned by the White House to undertake special assignments...but he did these things pro bono. "I never even took a per diem, let alone payment," Ailes told me. "I didn't want to tell my kid someday that I had been on the government payroll."

img.gawkerassets.com

He lies about something easily disproven because he works at Fox News, where there's no need to base your statements in reality.
 
2013-03-21 03:56:10 PM

Ned Stark: HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.

Uhhh in the 08 primary men voted slightly in favor of Obama. Women almost split even. Whites, slightly in favor of Clinton.

But Obama utterly crushed Clinton in the black vote.

Whence else this phenomenon? Is the Clinton brand a non-starter in Black America?


African-Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bill Clinton.

Is that because he is white?
 
2013-03-21 03:58:40 PM

rufus-t-firefly: President Obama in his first four years has taken 131 days, dividing his time between Hawaii, Martha's Vineyard and, of course, Camp David, the official get away of U.S. presidents. At this rate, he could hit 262 days by the end of his eighth year, about average for modern presidents.

He certainly is not the king of vacation days. That honor falls to President George W. Bush, who racked up 1,020 vacation days in his eight years in office, including one five-week vacation, the most of any president in 36 years.

 http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/ad-lib/2013/jan /7/ president-obamas-back-hawaii-how-many-vacations-ha/


Well, Bushie Jr had designated drivers.
 
2013-03-21 04:07:37 PM

max_pooper: Mistymtnhop: Philip Francis Queeg: Mistymtnhop: Have we ever had a "Super-genuis"president?

Jefferson, maybe? Of course his genius didn't stop him from being a truly lousy President.

Okay, Jefferson. I can agree with that one. Although, I'm not too bright apparently, I was trying to remember if he was second or third president. So I decided to Google him, but I can't think of his first name, so I say to my husband and 14 year old daughter, "President Jefferson, what was his first name, George, right?" My daughter just looks at me and sighs "Thomas." That JUST happened after I read your comment.

/still having my coffee, my only excuse.

Well in your defense, both George Jefferson and Thomas Jefferson did love them some black ladies.


Both made it to the leagues, too!
 
2013-03-21 04:18:17 PM

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


Of course, Allies has no need to just assume this is true. He has an investigative reporting division at his disposal. And there is also Google, which tells me that he worked as a tech writer/editor at Business International Corporation, he was an associate at the private law firms Sidley Austin LLP  and Hopkins & Sutter, and he taught at University of Chicago, a private university. And all of this private sector work is in addition to his public sector positions.

It really pains me to say this, but, if the head of the Number One News Organization in American can get his facts so wrong on the president, maybe his news organization gets other things wrong, too. I know, this shocked me, too.
 
2013-03-21 04:20:33 PM
Roger Ailes: A painful, flaccid scrotum. Often idiopathic.
 
2013-03-21 04:36:37 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Obama was Republican then Roger Ailes' propaganda outlets would be running stories like "Why is Obama not on Mount Rushmore yet?" and "Is just the $20 enough? Why isn't Obama being put on the quarter?"


The dime. Republicans want to get FDR off the dime. No libucommie is going to be on no Murkin money.
 
2013-03-21 05:12:27 PM

DeaH: Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.

Of course, Allies has no need to just assume this is true. He has an investigative reporting division at his disposal. And there is also Google, which tells me that he worked as a tech writer/editor at Business International Corporation, he was an associate at the private law firms Sidley Austin LLP  and Hopkins & Sutter, and he taught at University of Chicago, a private university. And all of this private sector work is in addition to his public sector positions.

It really pains me to say this, but, if the head of the Number One News Organization in American can get his facts so wrong on the president, maybe his news organization gets other things wrong, too. I know, this shocked me, too.


Pft. Call me the day they get something right.
 
2013-03-21 05:32:32 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Ned Stark: HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.

Uhhh in the 08 primary men voted slightly in favor of Obama. Women almost split even. Whites, slightly in favor of Clinton.

But Obama utterly crushed Clinton in the black vote.

Whence else this phenomenon? Is the Clinton brand a non-starter in Black America?

African-Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bill Clinton.

Is that because he is white?


In the primary? Because black people voting Democrat over Republican is not shocking data, nor hard to explain post-southern strategy.

Also, Bill busted his ass to pitch himself as a pro-black candidate.


Why is it such a crazed assertion that a historically (and currently, one might argue) minority might want to see one of their own in the top spot? Hell, if I was black I dunno if I would have voted for him but I certainly would have thought about it a lot harder. Seems like a pretty normal human impulse to me.
 
2013-03-21 05:39:51 PM
I'm thrilled at the progress we've made as a society.

15 years ago he would have been declared uppity and Marion Barry'ed.

Nowadays they just call him a lazy, commie-nazi who isn't very bright and leave it at that.

Yay America!!
 
2013-03-21 05:48:39 PM

Mistymtnhop: Philip Francis Queeg: Mistymtnhop: Have we ever had a "Super-genuis"president?

Jefferson, maybe? Of course his genius didn't stop him from being a truly lousy President.

Okay, Jefferson. I can agree with that one. Although, I'm not too bright apparently, I was trying to remember if he was second or third president. So I decided to Google him, but I can't think of his first name, so I say to my husband and 14 year old daughter, "President Jefferson, what was his first name, George, right?" My daughter just looks at me and sighs "Thomas." That JUST happened after I read your comment.

/still having my coffee, my only excuse.


Weezy was the best First Lady ever.
 
2013-03-21 05:58:37 PM
For those playing at home:
near
blah
presumptuous


lazy

... now let's see if our contestants can tell the difference.
 
2013-03-21 06:51:58 PM

Ned Stark: rufus-t-firefly: Ned Stark: HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.

Uhhh in the 08 primary men voted slightly in favor of Obama. Women almost split even. Whites, slightly in favor of Clinton.

But Obama utterly crushed Clinton in the black vote.

Whence else this phenomenon? Is the Clinton brand a non-starter in Black America?

African-Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bill Clinton.

Is that because he is white?

In the primary? Because black people voting Democrat over Republican is not shocking data, nor hard to explain post-southern strategy.

Also, Bill busted his ass to pitch himself as a pro-black candidate.


Why is it such a crazed assertion that a historically (and currently, one might argue) minority might want to see one of their own in the top spot? Hell, if I was black I dunno if I would have voted for him but I certainly would have thought about it a lot harder. Seems like a pretty normal human impulse to me.


It most certainly is, don't get me wrong.  But again, it's hard to quantify that effect against the effect of the racists who specifically voted against him due to the color of his skin.  If you're going to say that's the reason he got into office, you're going to have to normalize that against a whole lot of other variables.
 
2013-03-21 06:58:20 PM
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2013-03-21 10:15:47 PM
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Tricky Dick's Taint

What: Nixon's legacy of outright treason, rat-farking, dirty tricks, blackmail, enemies lists, burglary, bribery, wire tapping, McCarthyism, red-baiting, misuse of the IRS, corporate payoffs, money laundering, electoral and voter fraud, perjury, mafia ties, domestic spying by the CIA, anti-Semitism, racism, and war crimes.

Who: Taint carried by members of Nixon's administration who continue to infect others. Such as

Roger Ailes (Der Leader of Fox News)
Pat Buchanan (Chardonnay-drinking, Brie-eating culture warrior)
Robert Bork (invented "original intent" as cover for reactionary social engineering and judicial activism)
Antonin Scalia (SCOTUS wild man)
Dick Cheney (war criminal)
Donald Rumsfeld (war criminal)
George H.W. Bush (took money from illegal Nixon slush fund and later gave us Clarence Thomas)
Karl Rove (member of CREEP and current GOP bagman)
David Gergan
John Warner
William Safire (a congenital liar)
Alan Greenspan (Ayn Rand devotee who enginered the housing/banking bubble)
Gerald Ford (eaten by wolves)
Warren Burger
Alexander Haig (war criminal)
George Schultz (has tatoo on his ass)
Caspar Weinberger (war criminal)
Spiro Agnew (a nattering nabob of negativity and outright racist)
William Renquist (Bush v. Gore)
Henry Kissinger (war criminal)
Ben Stein (creationist nutbag)
Hank Paulson (the Wall Street bailout was his idea)
Peter Peterson (Peterson Foundation and balanced budget jihadist)
G. Gordon Liddy (bagman and burglar turned propagandist)
E. Howard Hunt
Richard Helms (lied to Congress and given medal by Ronald Reagan)
H.R. Haldeman (crook)
John Ehrlichman (crook)
Charles Colson (convicted felon & advocate of theocracy)

(bribes and illegal contributions made by Howard Hughes, H. Ross Perot, Charles Rebozo, J. Paul Getty, and ITT)
 
2013-03-21 10:21:58 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: nibongtorium


huh?
 
2013-03-21 10:25:44 PM
Arf!  Arf arf arf!  Woof!  Bawoooo!
 
2013-03-21 10:27:59 PM

Chariset: Arf!  Arf arf arf!  Woof!  Bawoooo!


That's a bad cough you got there.  Make sure to drink plenty of fluids and try to get some rest.
 
2013-03-23 01:54:34 AM
Damn I can't tell the difference between funny and horrid anymore.

Except mutt whistle ass horns.
 
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