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(Talking Points Memo)   Roger Ailes: "Palin made some mistakes. Obama is still lazy" You know, like *all* presidents, right? *sigh* You just never learn, do you?   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 167
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2013-03-21 11:58:18 AM  

WTF Indeed: I always imagine guys like Alies have a soundproof room in their house where they scream racial slurs until they get them out of their system.


If that was the case they would never leave that room. On the other hand the world would be a better place.
 
2013-03-21 12:02:32 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?


She was a corporate turkey death party hostess once


www.whudat.com
 
2013-03-21 12:03:05 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: So, he's "never made a penny that wasn't a public penny" but then he also "goes to all these fundraisers"

Are the fundraisers for public money or...I don't think I follow, you shiftless f*ckwit.


He's also lazy while attending fundraisers all the time.
 
2013-03-21 12:03:53 PM  
I can't wait until this blubberous sack of shiat has a massive coronary.
 
2013-03-21 12:04:00 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: [i47.tinypic.com image 650x359]


That is  basically  how i view politicians in general.
 
2013-03-21 12:06:33 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle:


Okay, I chuckled a bit at the air-horn dog whistle...

...but I farking lost it with the canine-calling-butt-trumpets.

/u win teh funnies
 
2013-03-21 12:09:29 PM  

chopit: I can't wait until this blubberous sack of shiat has a massive coronary.


If life has taught me anything, it's that guys like this can eat tubs of lard and smoke cigars dipped in benzene for a century and never suffer a second for it, while in the meantime pediatric cancer wards stay crowded with kids not old enough to even spell the name of their diseases.
 
2013-03-21 12:09:35 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to

But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?

WITCHCRAFT!


BLACK magic.

His Books aren't printed by the guvmint are they? Of course, if they were they would have a big black paper clip.

kaystreet.files.wordpress.com


Not a small bootstrapppy one


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-21 12:12:31 PM  
I hope you spend the rest of your short, bitter life lamenting the fact you still can't figure out how that n*gg*er beat you. I hope you choke on it.
 
2013-03-21 12:16:33 PM  

wotthefark: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to

But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?

WITCHCRAFT!

BLACK magic.

His Books aren't printed by the guvmint are they? Of course, if they were they would have a big black paper clip.

[kaystreet.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


Not a small bootstrapppy one


[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 206x245]


Dammit I got Doocy instead of the scary black man with his lazy black paper clip.

mediamatters.org

Doooooccccyyyyy!!!!! <tiny fist>
 
2013-03-21 12:26:08 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?

lotsofdogs.jpg


Dammit!

i80.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 12:37:30 PM  

Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility. There were even democratic base-policing pieces in the '12 election explicitly using it.

/in a nearby parallel universe Palebama is working for the Clinton administration
//or maybe still in congress


And by "credibility" you mean "dog whistle racist."

"Black people only voted for Obama because he was black and they're all on welfare and he'd increase welfare payments."
"White people only voted for Obama because they were scared someone might think they were racist."
 
2013-03-21 12:43:35 PM  
"Are every one of those statements true? Yes," Ailes said. "Should I have said them? Well, that's a debate."

Not really. Everything you say is cactus-farking stupid but I still want you to say them. I like people who so readily self-identify as morons to be ignored. Makes like a lot easier when the complete idiots make it clear they should be avoided right from the start.
 
2013-03-21 12:45:14 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Hey a guy who worked for Nixon is a sleezy racist and a republican.

That goes together like fried apple pie and water chicken.


A guy that got fired by the Nixon administration for being too sleezy, even.
 
2013-03-21 01:08:28 PM  

Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.


No, it doesn't.
 
2013-03-21 01:15:08 PM  
Up yours Roger, just come out and call him a Scwarze already. You know you want to and your real country will love you for it.
 
2013-03-21 01:16:42 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: Up yours Roger, just come out and call him a Scwarze already. You know you want to and your real country will love you for it.


No, see, while Roger and his ilk are certain of their moral righteousness, this country has been taken over by too many of "them" and their "white guilt libtards", so they have to be real quiet like about it.
 
2013-03-21 01:17:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to

But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?

WITCHCRAFT!


Black Magic!
 
2013-03-21 01:26:52 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.


Well, Obama DID win, and he IS black...

// it LOOKS right, and it FEELS right - what more do you want?
// actually BEING right? Pfft, communist
 
2013-03-21 01:29:00 PM  

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


Romney only lost becuase all the lazy and stupid voters voted for Obama for handouts.
 
2013-03-21 01:29:28 PM  

Weaver95: theorellior: Bet it sticks in your craw that he was re-elected, doesn't it, Roger? Enjoy that taste in your mouth. I hope that bitter, bitter wormwood is the last thought in your head when you shuffle off this mortal coil.

oh I think he's pissed.  not just him either - a lot of the GOP insiders/elites are extremely angry that Obama got re-elected.  the icing on the cake is that they can't bring themselves to admit that Obama won because the GOP was so f*cking stupid about the entire election.  Obama isn't the greatest guy to ever run for office.  sure, he's smart.  he's organized.  he knows what he wants to accomplish and can figure out a way to get there.  But he's not a super genius or anything.  And he's got several weaknesses, some of which are quite glaringly obvious.  But stack Obama up against the likes of Mitt Romney and suddenly Obama looks godlike.  that's what the voters saw, and that's why Obama won in a landslide.


Super-genuis? Have we ever had a "Super-genuis"president? Obama is extremely smart, organized and super-likable. All of those things. But Super-genuis isn't a thing when it comes to American Politics. Organization is the primary key to conducting government. That's what matters. The genius is in the organization. Obama has it. The GOP does not.
 
2013-03-21 01:30:28 PM  

Mistymtnhop: Have we ever had a "Super-genuis"president?


Jefferson, maybe? Of course his genius didn't stop him from being a truly lousy President.
 
2013-03-21 01:30:28 PM  

born_yesterday: I think what bothers me the most is that this guy is breathing.


What bothers me the most is how wildly successful he is and how much power he wields.

/No one cares what I say or think, but for some reason when he opens his yap it's a Fark thread
 
2013-03-21 01:42:33 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.


Uhhh in the 08 primary men voted slightly in favor of Obama. Women almost split even. Whites, slightly in favor of Clinton.

But Obama utterly crushed Clinton in the black vote.

Whence else this phenomenon? Is the Clinton brand a non-starter in Black America?
 
2013-03-21 01:48:47 PM  

Ned Stark: HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.

Uhhh in the 08 primary men voted slightly in favor of Obama. Women almost split even. Whites, slightly in favor of Clinton.

But Obama utterly crushed Clinton in the black vote.

Whence else this phenomenon? Is the Clinton brand a non-starter in Black America?


A lot of black people found a lot of the things Bill and Hillary said during the primary to be very offensive.  I wouldn't be surprised if they decided not to vote for them on that basis.

Also, the primary is not the general election, let alone the 2012 general election.  You'd have to figure out how many in the general voted for Obama just because of his race with how many voted against Obama for the same reason.
 
2013-03-21 01:54:20 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.

Uhhh in the 08 primary men voted slightly in favor of Obama. Women almost split even. Whites, slightly in favor of Clinton.

But Obama utterly crushed Clinton in the black vote.

Whence else this phenomenon? Is the Clinton brand a non-starter in Black America?

A lot of black people found a lot of the things Bill and Hillary said during the primary to be very offensive.  I wouldn't be surprised if they decided not to vote for them on that basis.

Also, the primary is not the general election, let alone the 2012 general election.  You'd have to figure out how many in the general voted for Obama just because of his race with how many voted against Obama for the same reason.


Oh, he won the general because he's a Democrat.

The stink of Bush was thick in the air, the economy was collapsing, and McCain was yelling at clouds and nominating a veep whose IQ aspires to room temperature.
 
2013-03-21 01:55:22 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Mistymtnhop: Have we ever had a "Super-genuis"president?

Jefferson, maybe? Of course his genius didn't stop him from being a truly lousy President.


Okay, Jefferson. I can agree with that one. Although, I'm not too bright apparently, I was trying to remember if he was second or third president. So I decided to Google him, but I can't think of his first name, so I say to my husband and 14 year old daughter, "President Jefferson, what was his first name, George, right?" My daughter just looks at me and sighs "Thomas." That JUST happened after I read your comment.

/still having my coffee, my only excuse.
 
2013-03-21 01:57:37 PM  
I see Ailes is blowing the dog whistle of racial resentment again.
 
2013-03-21 02:05:08 PM  
For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html
 
2013-03-21 02:07:32 PM  

glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html


Yeah not really the same thing that Ailes is saying. But then again honesty isn't your thing.
 
2013-03-21 02:09:12 PM  

glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html


What is it with you Republicans and your obsession with gay sex?
 
2013-03-21 02:11:02 PM  

glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html


Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error
 
2013-03-21 02:15:18 PM  

NateGrey: glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html

Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error


Can't ignore mods.
 
2013-03-21 02:16:17 PM  

NateGrey: glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html

Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error


Worked for me.
 
2013-03-21 02:18:50 PM  

Ned Stark: Can't ignore mods.


A Dark Evil Omen: Worked for me.


Weird, thanks guys.
 
2013-03-21 02:19:07 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: NateGrey: glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html

Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
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Worked for me.


Same here.
 
2013-03-21 02:24:13 PM  

Ned Stark: NateGrey: glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html

Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error


I'm getting the error as well.

Can't ignore mods.
For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ.


If I was paying money to be here, I'd be kinda pissed about that.
 
2013-03-21 02:29:22 PM  

Ned Stark: NateGrey: glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html

Why cant I put you on ignore? Anyone else having trouble with favorites/ignore?

Five Oh Oh
Internal Server Error

Can't ignore mods.


I'm trying to favorite Phillip Francis Queeg and its giving me the Five Oh Oh.
 
2013-03-21 02:31:03 PM  

glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.


Few things are as satisfying as a butthurt teabagger.

Thanks for the smile!
 
2013-03-21 02:32:51 PM  

born_yesterday: If I was paying money to be here, I'd be kinda pissed about that.


He's lying (surprise, surprise). Fark's just being screwy right now.
 
2013-03-21 02:44:24 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: born_yesterday: If I was paying money to be here, I'd be kinda pissed about that.

He's lying (surprise, surprise). Fark's just being screwy right now.


Not lying, maybe wrong. I've seen arguments about that feature/bug here before.

/but if you're getting a 505 that's something else.
 
2013-03-21 02:47:40 PM  

Ned Stark: Fluorescent Testicle: born_yesterday: If I was paying money to be here, I'd be kinda pissed about that.

He's lying (surprise, surprise). Fark's just being screwy right now.

Not lying, maybe wrong. I've seen arguments about that feature/bug here before.

/but if you're getting a 505 that's something else.


That used to be the case but isn't anymore after it became completely farking laughable.
 
2013-03-21 02:50:39 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: That used to be the case but isn't anymore after it became completely farking laughable.


Huh, really? Must've been before my time.

Apologies to Ned Stark, then.
 
2013-03-21 03:02:56 PM  

Mistymtnhop: Philip Francis Queeg: Mistymtnhop: Have we ever had a "Super-genuis"president?

Jefferson, maybe? Of course his genius didn't stop him from being a truly lousy President.

Okay, Jefferson. I can agree with that one. Although, I'm not too bright apparently, I was trying to remember if he was second or third president. So I decided to Google him, but I can't think of his first name, so I say to my husband and 14 year old daughter, "President Jefferson, what was his first name, George, right?" My daughter just looks at me and sighs "Thomas." That JUST happened after I read your comment.

/still having my coffee, my only excuse.


Well in your defense, both George Jefferson and Thomas Jefferson did love them some black ladies.
 
2013-03-21 03:14:58 PM  
That's right folks, the son of an interracial couple who grew up with a single mom and put himself through law school before getting a job at Harvard is a lazy good for nothing.

Or he's black.
 
2013-03-21 03:37:25 PM  
i48.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 03:39:03 PM  

Flappyhead: That's right folks, the son of an interracial couple who grew up with a single mom and put himself through law school before getting a job at Harvard is a lazy good for nothing.

Or he's black.


Good enough of an excuse for bigots.
 
2013-03-21 03:40:06 PM  
President Obama in his first four years has taken 131 days, dividing his time between Hawaii, Martha's Vineyard and, of course, Camp David, the official get away of U.S. presidents. At this rate, he could hit 262 days by the end of his eighth year, about average for modern presidents.

He certainly is not the king of vacation days. That honor falls to President George W. Bush, who racked up 1,020 vacation days in his eight years in office, including one five-week vacation, the most of any president in 36 years.


 http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/ad-lib/2013/jan /7/ president-obamas-back-hawaii-how-many-vacations-ha/
 
2013-03-21 03:49:50 PM  

glassa: For the Obamabots waiting on their knees for their turn to give him a BJ...he said himself that he's lazy.  So just calm down there Horshack, nobody's dissing your savior as badly as you think.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/blaming-hawaii-for-lazine ss -108583.html

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/obama_i_think_ther es _a_laziness_in_me.html


FTFA:

"He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

And this is coming from a guy who was paid (in today's money) $875 per day to work for Nixon, but claims to have never been paid to do so.

http://gawker.com/5991716/the-new-roger-ailes-biography-manages-to-g o- 35-pages-without-credulously-repeating-a-documentable-lie

From time to time he was summoned by the White House to undertake special assignments...but he did these things pro bono. "I never even took a per diem, let alone payment," Ailes told me. "I didn't want to tell my kid someday that I had been on the government payroll."

img.gawkerassets.com

He lies about something easily disproven because he works at Fox News, where there's no need to base your statements in reality.
 
2013-03-21 03:56:10 PM  

Ned Stark: HeartBurnKid: Ned Stark: I unno, "he won because he's black" does have a degree of credibility.

No, it doesn't.

Uhhh in the 08 primary men voted slightly in favor of Obama. Women almost split even. Whites, slightly in favor of Clinton.

But Obama utterly crushed Clinton in the black vote.

Whence else this phenomenon? Is the Clinton brand a non-starter in Black America?


African-Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bill Clinton.

Is that because he is white?
 
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