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(Talking Points Memo)   Roger Ailes: "Palin made some mistakes. Obama is still lazy" You know, like *all* presidents, right? *sigh* You just never learn, do you?   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 167
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2013-03-21 09:56:22 AM  
if you earnestly believe the president of the united states has never worked a day in his life, consider suicide
 
2013-03-21 10:02:22 AM  
Oh look, the fat sack of treasonous crap is flapping his pie hole. In a just country he'd be begging for clemency from the tribunal.
 
2013-03-21 10:04:40 AM  
He's lazy, but the media won't report that.

If only there was someone who was the chief of the world's largest news organization around who could report that!
 
2013-03-21 10:08:59 AM  
Obama, the first president to collect welfare in office while eating fried chicken and watermelons. Amiright Roger?
 
2013-03-21 10:30:23 AM  
i'm sure he really wanted to say "shiftless."
 
2013-03-21 10:37:00 AM  
"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.
 
2013-03-21 10:40:48 AM  
Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.
 
2013-03-21 10:42:13 AM  

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to
 
2013-03-21 10:43:48 AM  

Weaver95: that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama. I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid. If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


But the GOP has already decided that Mitt Romney was the wrong candidate - not conservative enough. Just like he was the wrong guy during the primaries. It was only between Mitt's clinching the nomination and the election that he was the Ultimate Champion of Reagan's Legacy and Conservative Values. The minute after that: under-the-bus time.
 
2013-03-21 10:46:29 AM  
If Obama was Republican then Roger Ailes' propaganda outlets would be running stories like "Why is Obama not on Mount Rushmore yet?" and "Is just the $20 enough? Why isn't Obama being put on the quarter?"
 
2013-03-21 10:48:05 AM  
I always imagine guys like Alies have a soundproof room in their house where they scream racial slurs until they get them out of their system.
 
2013-03-21 10:49:10 AM  
Yes Roger Ailes loves Paul Ryan, the poster child for government dependency.
 
2013-03-21 10:51:22 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.


Which is funny because there's no news on Fox so there's very little press to infringe upon

but seriously, if you're gonna biatch and moan about the "liberal" media, stop doing everything in your power to be the "anti-liberal" media. Ladies and Gentlemen, if you want actual reporting then we need to stop supporting these idiots
 
2013-03-21 10:52:13 AM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to


But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?
 
2013-03-21 10:58:02 AM  

Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to

But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?


WITCHCRAFT!
 
2013-03-21 10:58:43 AM  
I just don't see Ailes truly wishing he had time to play basketball.

Can't wait until the hacking scandal finds a foothold here.
 
2013-03-21 10:58:57 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.

Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to


They are aware of the power of ACORN.
 
2013-03-21 11:00:01 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I just don't see Ailes truly wishing he had time to play basketball.

Can't wait until the hacking scandal finds a foothold here.


I think it did at one point, and promptly died the next day

(I could've just dreamt that)
 
2013-03-21 11:00:02 AM  

WTF Indeed: I always imagine guys like Alies have a soundproof room in their house where they scream racial slurs until they get them out of their system.


"Butler, please direct the arriving guests to the washroom and nibongtorium so they may prepare for dinner."
 
2013-03-21 11:00:24 AM  
So today Obama ISN'T actively and energenically destroying the country? Today he is a lazy do nothing?
 
2013-03-21 11:00:41 AM  

WTF Indeed: I always imagine guys like Alies have a soundproof room in their house where they scream racial slurs until they get them out of their system.


Exactly. You know he really wanted to add 'ni-BONG' at the end of that statement.
 
2013-03-21 11:00:56 AM  

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


It's obvious Obama won only because Affirmative action made all votes for him count double
 
2013-03-21 11:02:34 AM  

NateGrey: Yes Roger Ailes loves Paul Ryan, the poster child for government dependency.


they also touted John McCain who has been on the public dole his entire life. He's never had a private sector job either.
 
2013-03-21 11:04:03 AM  
You'd think the president would have met with Ailes by now, as many times as he's told us that he's near.
 
2013-03-21 11:04:07 AM  
If he's so lazy and does nothing, when is he able to drive this nation to ruin like they say he is? Or is that the empty suit/diabolical genius thing again?
 
2013-03-21 11:04:19 AM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-21 11:05:04 AM  

FlashHarry: i'm sure he really wanted to say "shiftless."


I'm sure he really wanted to say "attractive and successful African-American".
 
2013-03-21 11:05:20 AM  
i243.photobucket.com

But it's ok since he's working, just not presidentin'.
 
2013-03-21 11:05:41 AM  
Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?
 
2013-03-21 11:06:20 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?


lotsofdogs.jpg
 
2013-03-21 11:06:47 AM  

Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Obama cheated

/it's the only conclusion these f*ckwits are capable of coming to

But even that doesn't work.  look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid.  that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win?  and not get caught doing it?  that doesn't make any sense.  again, the only conclusion you can come to is that the GOP is even MORE stupid than Obama.  if the stupid guy managed to cheat and you can't figure out how he did it, what does that say about your own party?


That's why Ailes throws in the line "but the media won't report it". You see, thanks to the MSM, all us libby libs are just blind to the fact Obama is nothing more than a lazy n*gg-- ... oops! lazy president I mean.
 
2013-03-21 11:07:15 AM  
Maybe the guy who looks like the poster child for sloth and gluttony shouldn't call others lazy.
 
2013-03-21 11:07:18 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Roger Ailes is a great argument against freedom of the press.


He absolutely is.
 
2013-03-21 11:09:26 AM  
The University of Chicago is a PRIVATE school. So Ailes is just continuing to demonstrate his ignorance.
 
2013-03-21 11:09:49 AM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?

lotsofdogs.jpg


Ahh, how could I forget.
 
2013-03-21 11:09:50 AM  
"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

Well, Roger, maybe the media won't report that "he's never worked a day in his life" and that he "never made a penny that wasn't public money" because it's not true.
 

We get it, Roger, he's black.
 
2013-03-21 11:10:28 AM  
So he's singlehandedly the most dastardly Supervillain that the nation has ever faced, while being lazy and shiftless. Though, I guess if you have access to a time machine, even the lazy can get some stuff done.

"Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

I guess Ailes forgets that Harvard isn't exactly a State university, or that his book sales were done on the private market as well. Those dollars don't count, maybe? And I guess all the days that Bush took off to play at the ranch, and asking the press to "Watch this drive" didn't count either?

Obama must be magical to be both the most divisive President in history, tearing down our nation one brick at a time, while being so goshdurn lazy...
 
2013-03-21 11:11:06 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?


Does working Glen Rice's "private sector" count?
 
2013-03-21 11:12:56 AM  

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.



ACORN.
 
2013-03-21 11:13:14 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-21 11:13:53 AM  

hubiestubert: I guess Ailes forgets that Harvard isn't exactly a State university, or that his book sales were done on the private market as well. Those dollars don't count, maybe? And I guess all the days that Bush took off to play at the ranch, and asking the press to "Watch this drive" didn't count either?


Community organized and a lawyer are also all public money.
 
2013-03-21 11:13:55 AM  
Hey a guy who worked for Nixon is a sleezy racist and a republican.

That goes together like fried apple pie and water chicken.
 
2013-03-21 11:14:04 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Obama, the first president to collect welfare in office while eating fried chicken and watermelons. Amiright Roger?


That joke was lazy.
 
2013-03-21 11:15:21 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: hubiestubert: I guess Ailes forgets that Harvard isn't exactly a State university, or that his book sales were done on the private market as well. Those dollars don't count, maybe? And I guess all the days that Bush took off to play at the ranch, and asking the press to "Watch this drive" didn't count either?

Community organized and a lawyer are also all public money.


All lawyers are public employees? Interesting idea.
 
2013-03-21 11:15:34 AM  
Well, he's obscenely rich, so I guess he should be taken seriously by the press that he owns.
 
2013-03-21 11:16:24 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: A Dark Evil Omen: Philip Francis Queeg: Did Sarah Palin ever have a private sector job?

lotsofdogs.jpg

Ahh, how could I forget.


She was also, like, fifth runner-up in a Miss Trailer Park contest or something.  Does that count?
 
2013-03-21 11:16:32 AM  
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children " - Roger Ailes; and by extension, All Republicans

/14GOP88
 
2013-03-21 11:16:56 AM  

Weaver95: look, if you assume that Obama is lazy and stupid...then even if he cheated to win, he's STILL lazy and stupid. that lazy and stupid guy somehow managed to cheat and win? and not get caught doing it?


Obama bought the presidency with SuperPAC money.
 
2013-03-21 11:19:43 AM  
Bet it sticks in your craw that he was re-elected, doesn't it, Roger? Enjoy that taste in your mouth. I hope that bitter, bitter wormwood is the last thought in your head when you shuffle off this mortal coil.
 
2013-03-21 11:20:05 AM  

Weaver95: "Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life," Ailes said in Zev Chafets' book "Roger Ailes: Off Camera." "He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He's lazy, but the media won't report that."

so lets take a moment here and follow this thought.  For the sake of argument, lets assume this is a true statement - Obama is lazy, stupid and easily distracted.  But we know he got re-elected to office and beat Romney.  stop and consider what the Republicans are saying here: a lazy, unfocused stupid black man managed to beat Mitt Romney in a landslide election.  that means the GOP is saying Romney is WORSE than Obama.  I mean that's the only conclusion you can come too - if Obama is lazy and stupid but wins, then the guy he beat MUST be even more lazy and stupid.  If Romney was any good at all, he'd have won.


The only conclusion you could draw is that most voting Americans *thought* Romney was worse.
 
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