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(107.5 The River)   Ex-Tennessee Titans cheerleader accused of seducing a 12-year-old, being too drunk to differentiate between a boy and a man   (1075theriver.com) divider line 102
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2013-03-21 07:41:57 AM
Is following somebody into the bathroom and grabbing their proto-junk a valid definition of "seducing"?
 
2013-03-21 07:59:27 AM
Christ. My son's almost 12. This is disgusting.
 
2013-03-21 08:01:59 AM
As bad as it sounds,  I have seen some drunk people do really really bad things and even go after people they thought were someone else both men and women, I would think there would have to be more history then a single drunken incident,
 
2013-03-21 08:02:27 AM
"Hey baby wanna fu--- HOLY CRAP WRONG ROOM!"
 
2013-03-21 08:02:35 AM

flucto: Is following somebody into the bathroom and grabbing their proto-junk a valid definition of "seducing"?


Works for me

WhippingBoy: Christ. My son's almost 12. This is disgusting.


Yea usually these stories you think "oh whatever the kid had the time of his life" but 12 is that age where it's probably pretty damaging to the kid to have a drunk hot older chick touching him like that.
 
2013-03-21 08:02:51 AM
This is an outrage!

content.clearchannel.com

/She's 38? Hmm
 
2013-03-21 08:03:20 AM
It's the damn hormones in those Happy Meals making young boys so sexy!
 
2013-03-21 08:05:09 AM

Shakespeare's Monkey: This is an outrage!

[content.clearchannel.com image 240x181]

/She's 38? Hmm


She was 38 in 2008. I'm guessing she looks slightly less hot than that now.
 
2013-03-21 08:05:13 AM
Adults who get drunk in the presence of children make me sick. Grow up.
 
2013-03-21 08:07:46 AM
www.insidesocal.com
 
2013-03-21 08:08:46 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Adults who get drunk in the presence of children make me sick. Grow up.


How else are we to tolerate the children?
 
2013-03-21 08:09:16 AM
NIIIIIIIIIIIICE
 
2013-03-21 08:09:37 AM
Niiiice. Kids these days, if that was me I would've...
 
2013-03-21 08:09:40 AM
"I thought it was a really small man with a child's dick" is a cromulent defense I guess.
 
2013-03-21 08:09:46 AM
She's 43, her fake tits are under 10, her botoxed cheeks are a couple weeks old at most, and her mental age(?). - I'd bet she averages out to about 12, herself.
 
2013-03-21 08:09:53 AM
I guess she just wanted to  (removes glasses) Remember the Titans.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2013-03-21 08:10:06 AM
At least this got the 'sick' tag.
So what's her sentence going to be?
 
2013-03-21 08:11:17 AM

Tat'dGreaser: flucto: Is following somebody into the bathroom and grabbing their proto-junk a valid definition of "seducing"?

Works for me


Hell, my wife and I have 3 kids with her using that technique on me.
 
2013-03-21 08:11:43 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: At least this got the 'sick' tag.
So what's her sentence going to be?


A warning to check the ID of males in bathrooms before "seducing" them
 
2013-03-21 08:12:43 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: At least this got the 'sick' tag.
So what's her sentence going to be?


The way the double standard in this country is, my bet is on 100 hours of community service. Now if a 40 year old man had groped a 12 year old girl, they'd throw the book at him. As well they should.
 
2013-03-21 08:15:30 AM
ellengriswoldbathtub.jpg
 
2013-03-21 08:15:48 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Adults who get drunk in the presence of children make me sick. Grow up.


All my relatives at every holiday gathering ever would make you sick.
 
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2013-03-21 08:18:21 AM

WhippingBoy: Christ. My son's almost 12. This is disgusting.


why is your 12 year-old son disgusting?
 
2013-03-21 08:19:02 AM

flucto: Is following somebody into the bathroom and grabbing their proto-junk a valid definition of "seducing"?


Know how I know you're not from Harkwick?
 
2013-03-21 08:19:44 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Adults who get drunk in the presence of children make me sick. Grow up.


Telling children to grow up just so you can get your drink on is reprehensible.
 
2013-03-21 08:19:46 AM
is she hot
 
2013-03-21 08:20:59 AM
12yr. old. A 18yr. old woman would make him shiat his pants.
 
2013-03-21 08:21:26 AM
The only stupid thing here is not realizing that the kid wasn't going to brag about this.
 
2013-03-21 08:23:41 AM
I lost my V at 13.... Well aware at age 12, for a normal child. I think dad was just jealous and pressured mom. Is it right, no. Am I defending, no. But mental damage to said boy, No kicks in the door and yells HELL NO.
 
2013-03-21 08:27:29 AM

182: WhippingBoy: Christ. My son's almost 12. This is disgusting.

why is your 12 year-old son disgusting?


Have you ever hung around with any 12-year old boy? They're all disgusting
 
2013-03-21 08:27:30 AM
www.ifc.com
 
2013-03-21 08:29:05 AM

Wholesaler: I lost my V at 13.... Well aware at age 12, for a normal child. I think dad was just jealous and pressured mom. Is it right, no. Am I defending, no. But mental damage to said boy, No kicks in the door and yells HELL NO.


wat
 
2013-03-21 08:32:38 AM

LDM90: Wholesaler: I lost my V at 13.... Well aware at age 12, for a normal child. I think dad was just jealous and pressured mom. Is it right, no. Am I defending, no. But mental damage to said boy, No kicks in the door and yells HELL NO.

wat


Exactly.
 
2013-03-21 08:35:09 AM
When I was twelve, I'm not sure I would've been upset by this...
 
2013-03-21 08:36:10 AM

Bravo Two: When I was twelve, I'm not sure I would've been upset by this...


I'll be honest, I think I would have been scared sh*tless.
 
2013-03-21 08:36:16 AM
My kids step brother is 13 and right at 6' tall so it's plausible. One of the reasons I take these kind of articles with a grain of salt is because kids grow and mature at different rates. You read those articles where some guy gets caught with a 13/14 year old and claims she told him she was 18 and people always jump to conclusions saying "there's no way you can mistake a 13/14 year old for 18" but because they're minors they never show a picture of the victim so there's no way to say for sure.
 
2013-03-21 08:37:33 AM

Bravo Two: When I was twelve, I'm not sure I would've been upset by this...


I don't know man...a drunken old slattern cornering you in a bathroom? All wrinkly with whiskey breath? I think I'd still be happy with pining away for the neighbor girl.
 
2013-03-21 08:39:39 AM

mat catastrophe: Shakespeare's Monkey: This is an outrage!

[content.clearchannel.com image 240x181]

/She's 38? Hmm

She was 38 in 2008. I'm guessing she looks slightly less hot than that now.


Mugshot:
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/You be the judge.
 
2013-03-21 08:46:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Adults who get drunk in the presence of children make me sick. Grow up.


How do I know you don't have kids?
 
2013-03-21 08:46:18 AM

adder1: mat catastrophe: Shakespeare's Monkey: This is an outrage!

[content.clearchannel.com image 240x181]

/She's 38? Hmm

She was 38 in 2008. I'm guessing she looks slightly less hot than that now.

Mugshot:
[wkrn.images.worldnow.com image 320x400]

/You be the judge.


Ew. I hope they give her jail time. I have been very very very drunk and still not hit on any 12 year old boys. Even when I was a 15 year old girl. Ew.
 
2013-03-21 08:46:30 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Bravo Two: When I was twelve, I'm not sure I would've been upset by this...

I don't know man...a drunken old slattern cornering you in a bathroom? All wrinkly with whiskey breath? I think I'd still be happy with pining away for the neighbor girl.


+1 for rarely used "slattern" in correct context
 
2013-03-21 08:48:02 AM
WOODY & JIM reportage?  christ it just gets better and better don't it . . .
 
2013-03-21 08:48:46 AM

Dayglo Brown: She's 43, her fake tits are under 10, her botoxed cheeks are a couple weeks old at most, and her mental age(?). - I'd bet she averages out to about 12, herself.


I'm about that age. In my experience, when women hit their 40's, they go one of two ways:
1. They act their age
2. They regress to their 14-year old "party-girl" self

There is *nothing* more repulsive than 40 year olds (men or women) acting like 14-year olds.
 
2013-03-21 08:49:18 AM

nekom: ExperianScaresCthulhu: At least this got the 'sick' tag.
So what's her sentence going to be?

The way the double standard in this country is, my bet is on 100 hours of community service. Now if a 40 year old man had groped a 12 year old girl, they'd throw the book at him. As well they should.


And if a 40-year-old man gropes a 12-year-old boy, they make him a bishop.
 
2013-03-21 08:52:43 AM
Oh yes, the old "got drunk" excuse.

dl.dropbox.com

/as if only males could be pedophiles.
 
2013-03-21 08:57:54 AM
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2013-03-21 09:03:11 AM

adder1: mat catastrophe: Shakespeare's Monkey: This is an outrage!

[content.clearchannel.com image 240x181]

/She's 38? Hmm

She was 38 in 2008. I'm guessing she looks slightly less hot than that now.

Mugshot:
[wkrn.images.worldnow.com image 320x400]

/You be the judge.


Still a better prize than Mama June

/surely not obscure here on Fark
 
2013-03-21 09:04:02 AM

flucto: Is following somebody into the bathroom and grabbing their proto-junk a valid definition of "seducing"?


Probably about all the romance a guy really needs.
 
2013-03-21 09:04:20 AM

sloshed_again: LDM90: Wholesaler: I lost my V at 13.... Well aware at age 12, for a normal child. I think dad was just jealous and pressured mom. Is it right, no. Am I defending, no. But mental damage to said boy, No kicks in the door and yells HELL NO.

wat

Exactly.


I believe he means the dad pressured the mom into giving the talk.

I hope.
 
2013-03-21 09:05:01 AM
My gut reaction is she wants somebody easy to control.
 
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