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(TMZ)   Not news: man fights with neighbor. News: Takes her hostage and tries to burn her house down. Happy ending: Her pro wrestler son saves her life. Fark: By uprooting a tree and throwing it through her window   (tmz.com) divider line 99
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2013-03-21 07:30:11 AM  
It's good to know the caber toss has useful 21st century applications.
 
2013-03-21 07:42:30 AM  
When Chris showed up, the neighbor was shouting through the front door that he would burn the place down if anyone tried to gain entry. Chris says he tried talking sense into the guy, but he wasn't having it -- so Chris called the cops ... but when they showed up, the neighbor set the house on fire.

"Did you think I was kidding?"
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2013-03-21 08:33:43 AM  
That's pretty damn impressive. I wish I could throw trees.
 
2013-03-21 09:08:48 AM  
One thing's for sure ... Chris does a mother proud.

*snerk*
 
2013-03-21 09:13:09 AM  

Sybarite: It's good to know the caber toss has useful 21st century applications.


damnit, beat me to it
 
2013-03-21 09:15:56 AM  
It was real to him, damnit.
 
2013-03-21 09:17:08 AM  
Are you not sports entertained?
 
2013-03-21 09:17:18 AM  
I call bullshiat. A tree? Maybe some sapling that had just been planted recently, I don't care how manly you are, nobody can uproot a tree bare handed unless it's dead and ready to fall over anyway.
 
2013-03-21 09:18:53 AM  
Have you ever been so angry that you uprooted a tree?
 
2013-03-21 09:19:35 AM  
He killed a tree?  Bastard!
 
2013-03-21 09:19:51 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I call bullshiat. A tree? Maybe some sapling that had just been planted recently, I don't care how manly you are, nobody can uproot a tree bare handed unless it's dead and ready to fall over anyway.


I suspect it was a smallish tree, yeah. I stared at the picture trying to see the tree in question. Either it was relatively small or it was on the other side of the house (and then why take a picture of the side without the tree?).
 
2013-03-21 09:21:08 AM  
His boyfriend will think twice about getting a handjob now...
 
2013-03-21 09:21:16 AM  
And here I always thought he was a waste of space. Good for him!
 
2013-03-21 09:21:47 AM  
Sappy tag?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-21 09:22:16 AM  

LlamaGirl: That's pretty damn impressive. I wish I could throw trees.


The dude UPROOTED it first. I am guessing he can deliver a very good beating. Clearly not someone to screw with.
 
2013-03-21 09:22:38 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I call bullshiat. A tree? Maybe some sapling that had just been planted recently, I don't care how manly you are, nobody can uproot a tree bare handed unless it's dead and ready to fall over anyway.


You sound weak.  And fat.
 
2013-03-21 09:24:02 AM  
In medieval Japan, sumo wrestlers would exercise their legs by pushing against a tree. When the tree fell over, they moved up to the next larger tree. They kept doing this until they were finally pushing against solid cliff faces. This is why the sumo referee says "hakeyo nokotta", which means "the tree remains standing" throughout the match.
 
2013-03-21 09:25:25 AM  
What they neglected to tell you is that it was a rubber tree...

static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-03-21 09:26:27 AM  
He has a future in privet eradication if he needs some cash...
 
2013-03-21 09:26:55 AM  
I think the most important part of the story is right here:

Masters -- real name Chris Mordetzky -- tells us

No chance he was making it up or anything like that.
 
2013-03-21 09:27:25 AM  
BAH GAWD KING!!  SHE'S GOT A FAMILY!!!
 
2013-03-21 09:28:19 AM  

scottydoesntknow: One thing's for sure ... Chris does a mother proud.

*snerk*


He definitely raised the bar for mother and son relationships.
ie "Chris tore out a tree and saved his Mother from a burning house, what have you done for me?"
 
2013-03-21 09:28:36 AM  
Oh, my God.  Love thy neighbor? Not so much!
 
2013-03-21 09:28:43 AM  
Chris Masters offered new contract with WWE in 3....2....Also no hero tag?
 
2013-03-21 09:30:25 AM  
Either one of em had a good old fashioned AR-47 they could have stood their ground like real true patriots. must a been a bunch of liberal pinko commie slut whore atheist s.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-21 09:31:56 AM  

Aidan: ReapTheChaos: I call bullshiat. A tree? Maybe some sapling that had just been planted recently, I don't care how manly you are, nobody can uproot a tree bare handed unless it's dead and ready to fall over anyway.

I suspect it was a smallish tree, yeah. I stared at the picture trying to see the tree in question. Either it was relatively small or it was on the other side of the house (and then why take a picture of the side without the tree?).


Lemme spell it out for you.
Hi mother was in a life-threatening situation.
There was a clear and imminent danger to her.
He is one big fella to begin with, then throw in: Hysterical strength
 
2013-03-21 09:32:19 AM  
I found the tree...

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2013-03-21 09:34:35 AM  

gja: Aidan: ReapTheChaos: I call bullshiat. A tree? Maybe some sapling that had just been planted recently, I don't care how manly you are, nobody can uproot a tree bare handed unless it's dead and ready to fall over anyway.

I suspect it was a smallish tree, yeah. I stared at the picture trying to see the tree in question. Either it was relatively small or it was on the other side of the house (and then why take a picture of the side without the tree?).

Lemme spell it out for you.
Hi mother was in a life-threatening situation.
There was a clear and imminent danger to her.
He is one big fella to begin with, then throw in: Hysterical strength


Yeah, but... I really wanna see a picture of the tree.
 
2013-03-21 09:35:38 AM  
There are some headlines that are so good that:

1. You don't need to read the story
2. If you did read the story, it would be disappoint

btw: dnrtfa
 
2013-03-21 09:38:59 AM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Chris Masters offered new contract with WWE in 3....2....Also no hero tag?


No need, Chris Hero is still employed by the E
 
2013-03-21 09:39:07 AM  

Aidan: gja: Aidan: ReapTheChaos: I call bullshiat. A tree? Maybe some sapling that had just been planted recently, I don't care how manly you are, nobody can uproot a tree bare handed unless it's dead and ready to fall over anyway.

I suspect it was a smallish tree, yeah. I stared at the picture trying to see the tree in question. Either it was relatively small or it was on the other side of the house (and then why take a picture of the side without the tree?).

Lemme spell it out for you.
Hi mother was in a life-threatening situation.
There was a clear and imminent danger to her.
He is one big fella to begin with, then throw in: Hysterical strength

Yeah, but... I really wanna see a picture of the tree.


img248.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-21 09:39:10 AM  
Let me get this straight,

The guy attacked a HOUSE with a TREE.

Yeah, Imma let this guy be.
 
2013-03-21 09:41:45 AM  
To all you farkers getting into constant dick-waving contests over cars, or politics, or whatever...

THIS is a man.
 
2013-03-21 09:46:38 AM  
This story sounds even too weird for an episode of WWE Raw.
 
2013-03-21 09:52:47 AM  
Mum:   Killer's a good boy, 'e is.
 
2013-03-21 09:52:56 AM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Chris Masters offered new contract with WWE in 3....2....Also no hero tag?


Oh, no doubt. And he gets pushed immediately into a World title-level feud with Jack Swagger that draws zero heat. Like everything else he's ever done in wrestling.
 
2013-03-21 09:54:09 AM  

gja: Aidan: ReapTheChaos: I call bullshiat. A tree? Maybe some sapling that had just been planted recently, I don't care how manly you are, nobody can uproot a tree bare handed unless it's dead and ready to fall over anyway.

I suspect it was a smallish tree, yeah. I stared at the picture trying to see the tree in question. Either it was relatively small or it was on the other side of the house (and then why take a picture of the side without the tree?).

Lemme spell it out for you.
Hi mother was in a life-threatening situation.
There was a clear and imminent danger to her.
He is one big fella to begin with, then throw in: Hysterical strength


Thank you, you saved me the trouble of digging up this half-decade's version of "mother/granny lifts car to save child/grandchild."
 
2013-03-21 09:55:15 AM  
Masters -- real name Chris Braskey-- tells us, he rushed to his mother's L.A. home yesterday after his uncle called and said a neighbor had gone crazy and barricaded himself inside her house.
 
2013-03-21 09:55:49 AM  

Aidan: Yeah, but... I really wanna see a picture of the tree.


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2013-03-21 09:56:53 AM  
Publicity stunt
 
2013-03-21 09:59:59 AM  

vudukungfu: Masters -- real name Chris Braskey-- tells us, he rushed to his mother's L.A. home yesterday after his uncle called and said a neighbor had gone crazy and barricaded himself inside her house.


is that Bill Braskey's son....I think it may be since the mother farker tore a tree out of the ground

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2013-03-21 10:04:05 AM  
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"Russ, don't laugh at Dad, because Dad will pick up a tree and kill you!"
 
2013-03-21 10:05:23 AM  
globalwarmingpraiser: Chris Masters offered new contract with WWE in 3....2....Also no hero tag?

Site is blocked from work so I couldn't read the actual article but yea, I remember that guy.  His whole gimmick was being stronger than anyone else so doing something involving his strength would fit in with his wrestling persona.
 
2013-03-21 10:08:51 AM  
It's about time 'roid rage got some good press.
 
2013-03-21 10:10:25 AM  
Not unusual at family get togethers -

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let us drink and throw trees about.  Argggggggh
 
2013-03-21 10:19:46 AM  
Too bad he couldn't put that much effort into his matches.
 
2013-03-21 10:23:17 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I call bullshiat. A tree? Maybe some sapling that had just been planted recently, I don't care how manly you are, nobody can uproot a tree bare handed unless it's dead and ready to fall over anyway.


even if it was a recently planted sapling, that, by definition, is a tree none-the-less

brap: It's about time 'roid rage got some good press.


i, too, immediately thought that 'roids had something to do with this
 
2013-03-21 10:32:42 AM  
Fake.

The window was breakaway glass, the "tree" was a plastic shrub.
 
2013-03-21 10:35:26 AM  
arago4.tnw.utwente.nl
 
2013-03-21 10:35:44 AM  

Whatthefark: Too bad he couldn't put that much effort into his matches.


pssst.  pro wrestling isn't real.
 
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