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(HitFix)   10 horror movie remakes that got it right including....Dark Water. Really   (hitfix.com) divider line 17
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2013-03-21 07:42:15 AM  
5 votes:
Whatever, Dark Water didn't even have any pirates!
2013-03-21 06:07:19 PM  
4 votes:

LoneWolf343: which completely invalidates everything that happened in the movie.


or does it.
2013-03-21 09:54:25 AM  
3 votes:
i1168.photobucket.com
2013-03-21 03:39:53 PM  
2 votes:

badlife: Actually I think I was more frightened by this:
[dirkmancuso.files.wordpress.com image 500x376]

But I was only 5 years old, after all.


I hate you forever.  FOREVER.
2013-03-21 08:29:24 AM  
2 votes:
So where is Psycho (1998)? It was a shot for shot remake except it added a scene of Vince Vaghn beating off whilst watching Anne Heche in the shower, which I thought was a much needed element that Alfred Hitchcock just dropped the ball on in the original. Plus there was an excellent view of Anne Heche's asshole. Alfred Hitchcock. Farking hack.
2013-03-23 07:49:49 PM  
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: therecksays: Those zombies were eating everything not just brains.

The thing I always wonder about when I see a zombie movie, is why don't the zombies eat each other?


ct.fra.bz
2013-03-21 04:08:18 PM  
1 votes:

ParagonComplex: BSery list is BSery. NO Asian horror remakes have ever worked. Not The Grudge, The Ring, and defnitely definitely not The Eye.


24.media.tumblr.com

Well, duh.  I mean, you can see the guy's legs.
2013-03-21 03:15:38 PM  
1 votes:
StoPPeRmobile: Uncle Tractor: Don't be afraid of the dark: Meh to the remake. Never saw the original.

The scariest thing ever, on TV.

/Besides minor celeb trainwrecks

False. This was:

[www.downrightcreepy.com image 380x300]


 You are all wrong, now let me in, I'm hungry:

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-21 11:55:29 AM  
1 votes:

exparrot: StoPPeRmobile: Uncle Tractor: Don't be afraid of the dark: Meh to the remake. Never saw the original.

The scariest thing ever, on TV.

/Besides minor celeb trainwrecks

Pennyworth disagrees.


upload.wikimedia.org
Not really all that scary.
2013-03-21 11:53:43 AM  
1 votes:

exparrot: StoPPeRmobile: Uncle Tractor: Don't be afraid of the dark: Meh to the remake. Never saw the original.

The scariest thing ever, on TV.

/Besides minor celeb trainwrecks

Pennyworth disagrees.


Pennywise will eat your children for getting his name wrong.
2013-03-21 09:57:53 AM  
1 votes:

timswar: Whatever, Dark Water didn't even have any pirates!


Now that was a quality show with a truly great opening credits song.  It is a shame they never finished the series.
2013-03-21 09:19:49 AM  
1 votes:

thecpt: you hate like everything though.

I thought it was a nice, slow suspense with horrifying consequences.


No I just hate things you like, even though I have no idea who you are

I don't like realistic horror movies that could be solved if someone just had a gun handy
2013-03-21 08:48:24 AM  
1 votes:
I'm really not a horror fan.  Mostly because I find so little of it scary.  I saw Dark Water.  Did not realize it was supposed to be horror.
2013-03-21 08:28:50 AM  
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: It's a prosthetic. A Barbiedollesque blank covering. They had to make her wear one to get the "R" rating instead of "NC-17". They talk about it on the DVD commentary.


Unless you know her from more than her movies in which case : pics or it didn't happen.


Well thank you for ruining Xmas
2013-03-21 08:25:31 AM  
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: Tat'dGreaser: StoPPeRmobile: It's like someone idea of a Romero flick that only knows "Return of the Living Dead" and doesn't get the good parts.

[i1171.photobucket.com image 290x226]

*apple crunch*

She has an absolutely wonderful vagina, just simply wonderful. A delight.


It's a prosthetic. A Barbiedollesque blank covering. They had to make her wear one to get the "R" rating instead of "NC-17". They talk about it on the DVD commentary.


Unless you know her from more than her movies in which case : pics or it didn't happen.


4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-21 08:10:10 AM  
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: It's like someone idea of a Romero flick that only knows "Return of the Living Dead" and doesn't get the good parts.


It kills me that the whole zombies "brains" thing comes from Return of the Living Dead but if you asked the average person who says "braaaaaaiiiinnns" when talking about zombies why they say that, chances are they never even SAW Return of the Living Dead!

/dogs can't look up
2013-03-21 08:05:06 AM  
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: It's like someone idea of a Romero flick that only knows "Return of the Living Dead" and doesn't get the good parts.

[i1171.photobucket.com image 290x226]

*apple crunch*


She has an absolutely wonderful vagina, just simply wonderful. A delight.
 
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