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(KHOU Houston)   Two modern-day Thelma & Louise steal eight cases of beer and lead police on a high speed chase, ultimately jumping a curb at 70 miles an hour to get into a construction zone. Bonus: Thelma & Louise mugshots   (khou.com) divider line 64
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2013-03-21 02:37:18 AM
Looks more like Thelma and Louis
 
2013-03-21 02:58:50 AM
Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
2013-03-21 03:14:58 AM
Oh. You're back.
 
2013-03-21 10:23:53 AM
so there were four of them?
 
2013-03-21 10:25:14 AM
the wording in the headline is peculiar.
 
2013-03-21 10:26:34 AM
What kind of beer?
 
2013-03-21 10:27:39 AM
Why do they insist on wearing those wigs? Are there any social anthropologists out there that can enlighten me?
 
2013-03-21 10:29:31 AM
35-year-old Katina Barley

Barley hops a curb?
 
2013-03-21 10:29:42 AM

Old Man Winter: Looks more like Thelma and Louis


Thelonius and Louis.
 
2013-03-21 10:29:48 AM
media.khou.com
newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-03-21 10:29:52 AM

Old Man Winter: Looks more like Thelma and Louis

I was gonna say.


farm5.staticflickr.com

 
2013-03-21 10:30:20 AM
And yet, there is someone, somewhere, that will pay to get a bj from one of them.
 
2013-03-21 10:32:06 AM

Master Sphincter: Why do they insist on wearing those wigs? Are there any social anthropologists out there that can enlighten me?


That study primitive cultures?
 
2013-03-21 10:36:59 AM
First the penis-eating escort. Now this!?! What's today? Fugly Black Girl-Things Gone Wild?
 
2013-03-21 10:39:26 AM
Approves:

images.barnesandnoble.com
 
2013-03-21 10:39:46 AM

cchris_39: Master Sphincter: Why do they insist on wearing those wigs? Are there any social anthropologists out there that can enlighten me?

That study primitive cultures?

 
2013-03-21 10:39:47 AM
How old does something have to be before it's no longer considered modern day? That movie is only like 20 years old.
 
2013-03-21 10:40:03 AM
Look, they're making their way the only way they know how, even if that is just a little bit more than the law will allow.
 
2013-03-21 10:40:21 AM

cchris_39: Master Sphincter: Why do they insist on wearing those wigs? Are there any social anthropologists out there that can enlighten me?

That study primitive cultures?


thatsracist.gif
 
2013-03-21 10:40:59 AM

Charlie Chingas: First the penis-eating escort. Now this!?! What's today? Fugly Black Girl-Things Gone Wild?


yeah... lets go with that
 
2013-03-21 10:42:22 AM
They look like they could be associates of the florida penis-eating woman a few links below
 
2013-03-21 10:42:47 AM
Don't you mean T'nisha and Lakisha?

\ducks
 
2013-03-21 10:42:58 AM
So there were four of them?
 
2013-03-21 10:43:59 AM

asciibaron: so there were four of them?


Dang. ((fist)))
 
2013-03-21 10:45:48 AM
sflchronicle.com
 
2013-03-21 10:45:50 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-21 10:46:20 AM

BFletch651: What kind of beer?


St. Arnold of Houston, Divine Reserve #13, a Belgian Quad.
$16 a sixer, but damn worth it.

blogs.dallasobserver.com
 
2013-03-21 10:47:51 AM

Master Sphincter: cchris_39: Master Sphincter: Why do they insist on wearing those wigs? Are there any social anthropologists out there that can enlighten me?

That study primitive cultures?

thatsracist.gif


Came here to say it sounds as if they were wigged out.
 
2013-03-21 10:48:09 AM
FTFA: "Our officers are trained to follow at a safe distance," Lt. Lopez said...


A police officer also lost control of his vehicle and crashed in the same area."


Orly?
 
2013-03-21 10:49:41 AM
lol@ trollmitter - you sonofabiatch... you got me!
 
2013-03-21 10:51:35 AM
Subby forgot to put beautiful, hot or cute into the headline.
 
2013-03-21 10:54:44 AM

zabadu: And yet, there is someone, somewhere, that will pay to get a bj from one of them.


Hugh Grant lives in London somewhere I think.
 
2013-03-21 10:55:13 AM
Wouldn't two Thelma and Louise(s) be four people?
 
2013-03-21 10:55:33 AM
oohh! Was any beer harmed in the chase?
 
2013-03-21 10:56:55 AM

doglover: Ain't nobody got time for that.


Aaaaand we're done here.
 
2013-03-21 10:57:01 AM

Maud Dib: BFletch651: What kind of beer?

St. Arnold of Houston, Divine Reserve #13, a Belgian Quad.
$16 a sixer, but damn worth it.


This thread smack of $2 forties, not $16 six packs.  Let's see some good, cheap beer.

P.S.  Obligatory:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
(nsfw f-bomb)
 
2013-03-21 11:01:08 AM

Charlie Chingas: First the penis-eating escort. Now this!?! What's today? Fugly Black Girl-Things Gone Wild?


Add placenta recipes and I'm avoiding Fark the rest of the day..
 
2013-03-21 11:04:37 AM

Master Sphincter: Why do they insist on wearing those wigs? Are there any social anthropologists out there that can enlighten me?


t2.gstatic.com
Sometimes he just likes to look pretty.
 
2013-03-21 11:05:44 AM
STUPID: Stealing beer and putting lives at risk by running from the cops.

STUPIDER: Cops putting lives at risk chasing beer thieves.
 
2013-03-21 11:24:39 AM

bigjc001: Charlie Chingas: First the penis-eating escort. Now this!?! What's today? Fugly Black Girl-Things Gone Wild?

Add placenta recipes and I'm avoiding Fark the rest of the day..


Yeah, I looked at that headline, went straight to the comments and decided NOT to scroll down. Sounds like it was a good decision..

Oh deer, what is the matter be?
 
2013-03-21 11:25:20 AM
"what can the matter be"...geez, preview is your friend....
 
2013-03-21 11:26:14 AM

tigerose: bigjc001: Charlie Chingas: First the penis-eating escort. Now this!?! What's today? Fugly Black Girl-Things Gone Wild?

Add placenta recipes and I'm avoiding Fark the rest of the day..

Yeah, I looked at that headline, went straight to the comments and decided NOT to scroll down. Sounds like it was a good decision..

Oh deer, what is the matter be?


man, you got so frazzled you accidentally a sentence!
 
2013-03-21 11:27:42 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

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i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-21 11:33:34 AM

Amos Quito: STUPID: Stealing beer and putting lives at risk by running from the cops.

STUPIDER: Cops putting lives at risk chasing beer thieves.


Disagrees:

www.ridelust.com

When I get home, first thing I am gonna do is punch yo momma right in the mouth.
 
2013-03-21 11:33:45 AM
When did 2 extremely fugly women doing something idiotic get tagged "interesting"?  You need a new tab subby and it should be "fugly".  My cat just up and died of a heart attack when their mugs showed up on my screen,
 
2013-03-21 11:36:04 AM

lostcat: Wouldn't two Thelma and Louise(s) be four people?


I know! What happened to the other Thelma and Louise, subby?
 
2013-03-21 11:39:24 AM

Charlie Chingas: tigerose: bigjc001: Charlie Chingas: First the penis-eating escort. Now this!?! What's today? Fugly Black Girl-Things Gone Wild?

Add placenta recipes and I'm avoiding Fark the rest of the day..

Yeah, I looked at that headline, went straight to the comments and decided NOT to scroll down. Sounds like it was a good decision..

Oh deer, what is the matter be?

man, you got so frazzled you accidentally a sentence!


yup! You should see my typo's....
 
2013-03-21 11:51:02 AM
Th'lmalene & Luiisha
 
2013-03-21 11:58:59 AM
Suspected beer thieves lead Pearland police on high-speed chase

i.ytimg.com

Pictures of the suspects that got away

/"No, no, dude; we're from England, that's why we seem so weird to you man!"
 
2013-03-21 12:08:16 PM
Thelma and Louise? More like Selma and Patty.
 
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