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(State of Virginia)   PETA - Proudly Euthanizing Thousands of Animals   (vi.virginia.gov) divider line 38
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2013-03-21 08:59:26 AM
6 votes:
I'm going to find a place where they're euthanizing animals close to my house, rummage around in their dumpsters, and make clothes with  the fur from animals they've euthanized.
 That way no animals are killed specifically for their fur.  The animals that are killed don't go to waste.  And since my clothes are made locally, rather than arriving in shipping containers from Asia, I'll be reducing carbon emissions as well as striking a blow to sweat shops and chid labor.  I'll be the greenest muther effer on the block.
2013-03-21 03:45:29 AM
6 votes:
Mostly cats, to look on the bright side.
2013-03-21 09:23:37 AM
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm okay with this. Enslavement of animals as "pets" is pretty sick on the face of it.


Pretty sure I'm my dogs' slave, not the other way around.

/never seen them pick up my poop
//however much the neighbours complain about me doing it on the pavement
2013-03-21 09:10:44 AM
3 votes:
I live in VA. My previous job involved a lot of driving, and everytime I took the highway through Norfolk, I'd roll down the window and flip off their headquarters building as I drove past. I'm not sure how much good this did, but it did make me feel better. I like to imagine that at least one crazed animal lover/killer saw me flipping them off, got to thinking about why someone would hate PETA so damn much, and decide to reevaluate their life.
2013-03-21 09:06:08 AM
3 votes:

cynicalbastard: KawaiiNot: karnal: At least no poultry was harmed

I sense a biasis against non-edible animals on PETA's part.

There are non-edible animals?


www.eonline.com
2013-03-21 08:41:25 AM
3 votes:
At least no poultry was harmed
2013-03-21 01:12:12 PM
2 votes:

cynicalbastard: There are non-edible animals?


www.rocksbackpages.com
2013-03-21 10:35:43 AM
2 votes:

natas6.0: stop with your whining about how peta helps, is a benevolent organization blah blah
it's a cult for weak minded and overly sympathetic
animal companion..really

supporting domestic terrorists
firebombing buildings,
releasing non native species to the wild in the name of freedom
helping and hiding members of elf and alf
setting up protests

inspiring idiots with crap information
apparently, like you


Worst poem ever.
2013-03-21 09:02:58 AM
2 votes:
I've heard that Ingrid Newkirk personally attends every euthanation and masturbates to the sounds of crying kittens.
2013-03-21 09:02:52 AM
2 votes:

meanmutton: notto: Yeah, they should keep them in small cages for the rest of their natural lives, that would be the ethical and humane choice, right?

Euthanasia in these circumstances is the ethical and humane choice.  If you don't agree, then go get yourself 10 cats and a few dogs to help out.

From the link, PETA Virginia's stats: 1,877 animals taken in, 1,675 euthanized, about 90%

Looking at the same source, for all humane societies (including PETA): 10,143 animals taken in, 2,519 euthanized, about 25%

That means that for non-PETA humane societies in Virginia, you're looking at 8,266 animals taken in and 844 animals euthanized, about 10%.

Why does PETA have a 90% euthanasia rate while the rest of the humane societies in Virginia combine for a 10% rate?


Because they would rather paint some twat green and parade her around downtown Seattle.
2013-03-21 09:00:53 AM
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: pkrzycki: AverageAmericanGuy: If people would properly spay and neuter their pets

the pet population would dwindle down to zero with no viable mating pairs...

I'm okay with this. Enslavement of animals as "pets" is pretty sick on the face of it.


But if you take away my cats, who will mine my salt and pick my cotton?
2013-03-21 08:53:24 AM
2 votes:

notto: Yeah, they should keep them in small cages for the rest of their natural lives, that would be the ethical and humane choice, right?

Euthanasia in these circumstances is the ethical and humane choice.  If you don't agree, then go get yourself 10 cats and a few dogs to help out.


www.holocaustresearchproject.org
So you're saying this is PETA's final solution?
2013-03-21 08:44:56 AM
2 votes:

KawaiiNot: karnal: At least no poultry was harmed

I sense a biasis against non-edible animals on PETA's part.


There are non-edible animals?
2013-03-21 07:32:35 PM
1 votes:
I'm glad the PETA apologists finally showed up to explain why it's different when they murder animals.
2013-03-21 01:03:59 PM
1 votes:
Yeah man, PeTA has been canvassing down here for years.  They send over the topless girls to go door to door and round up all these cats for them to gently kill.  I didn't want to give them any, but they were so persistent I gave them a cat and one turtle.  That is probably where the "misc" category comes from in their kill factories.  I though they were gone but just like the Nazi's at NPR, they come back now that they know I am a "supporter."  "Mr. Ceutical, we're counting on you for 3 cats and a hamster this year!" I had to throw a tablecloth over my aquarium so they wouldn't see my awesome collection on sea kittens.  I'm sure those small breasted ladies would have loved to get their resin stained fingers on those beauties.
2013-03-21 12:45:42 PM
1 votes:
Remember kids, if you don'e eat them, it's okay to just kill animals.
2013-03-21 12:45:11 PM
1 votes:
Why don't all you idiots believe what I believe because I'm right and you're wrong?!!?!?!
2013-03-21 12:27:51 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

They seem like a credible organization whose opinions should be taken seriously...
2013-03-21 11:55:25 AM
1 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: I came for Penn and Teller


What stripper in Vegas hasn't?
2013-03-21 11:25:58 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: natas6.0: stop with your whining about how peta helps, is a benevolent organization blah blah
it's a cult for weak minded and overly sympathetic
animal companion..really

supporting domestic terrorists
firebombing buildings,
releasing non native species to the wild in the name of freedom
helping and hiding members of elf and alf
setting up protests

inspiring idiots with crap information
apparently, like you

Worst poem ever.


Consider yourself lucky you've never met a Vogon.
2013-03-21 10:39:40 AM
1 votes:

phrawgh: notto: Yeah, they should keep them in small cages for the rest of their natural lives, that would be the ethical and humane choice, right?

Euthanasia in these circumstances is the ethical and humane choice.  If you don't agree, then go get yourself 10 cats and a few dogs to help out.

[www.holocaustresearchproject.org image 512x406]
So you're saying this is PETA's final solution?


It's their Meowschwitz
2013-03-21 10:27:14 AM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: I don't really have a dog in this fight (no pun intended) but that sounds like a bullshiat, made-up, unsupported statistic.


It's much higher, but it's hardly indefensible. PETA shelters accept any animal in any condition. Very, very few shelters do that. They also take in a huge number of surrenders which can be euthanized the same day.

As a result, they have an unusually high euthanasia rate.

Industry groups associated with restaurants, supermarkets, etc. that get annoyed at PETA for protesting their practices or exposing abuse in their farms then latch onto this statistic and trumpet it every couple of months without any context to make it seem like PETA is just killing animals left and right for no reason.

Then stupid people on Fark run with it without thinking about it for even a second.

Then we wind up having this retarded thread for the billionth time and a bunch of dumb people who just like to whine every time "PETA" comes up start screaming their fool heads off because "ZOMG hippies!".

/ then Drew writes a book as if he's somehow above the sewer he's complaining about instead of one of its biggest contributors
2013-03-21 10:08:52 AM
1 votes:

phrawgh: notto: Yeah, they should keep them in small cages for the rest of their natural lives, that would be the ethical and humane choice, right?

Euthanasia in these circumstances is the ethical and humane choice.  If you don't agree, then go get yourself 10 cats and a few dogs to help out.

[www.holocaustresearchproject.org image 512x406]
So you're saying this is PETA's final solution?


Arf! *bite* macht frei.
2013-03-21 10:04:59 AM
1 votes:

Walker: Do as they say, not as they do.
OMG YOU'RE WEARING FUR, I'M THROWING BLOOD ON YOU!!!!*

*as soon as I kill about 50 dogs today


Where do you think they get such a steady supply of blood?
2013-03-21 09:29:07 AM
1 votes:
What the fark is *Miscellaneous?
2013-03-21 09:24:15 AM
1 votes:

karmaceutical: Some people just can't wrap their head around the meaning of "Ethical" I guess.

And by some people I mean some  blithering Fark dimwits.


Uh...wtf are you talking about?

Sure euthanizing animals may be the most humane choice, but an organization like Peta doing this smacks of hypocrisy. Maybe they should stop spending their money on advocating the end of all pets/zoos/research/meat and instead oh I don't know, use that money to care for unwanted pets?

Peta, we care about animals, unless it costs us money then f them.
2013-03-21 09:19:49 AM
1 votes:
I suggest PETA should protest itself with dozens of naked women hurling buckets of paint over each other in symbolic protest at this mass murder. Everyone else can call them what they are - attention whoring hypocrites. There are dozens of far more deserving and reputable animal welfare organisations who should receive donations before these clowns.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-21 09:13:12 AM
1 votes:

phrawgh: Fur is murder.


I never tried the fur, always just went straight for the tasty, tasty, cooked meat.
2013-03-21 09:06:23 AM
1 votes:
This is old news. PETA is a bunch of raging hypocrites that has stated it's bad to use animal derived medicine while they have insulin dependent VIPs. They've also stated that it'd be better for all pets to be dead than in the hands of caring owners.
2013-03-21 09:06:22 AM
1 votes:

notto: phrawgh: notto: Yeah, they should keep them in small cages for the rest of their natural lives, that would be the ethical and humane choice, right?

Euthanasia in these circumstances is the ethical and humane choice.  If you don't agree, then go get yourself 10 cats and a few dogs to help out.

[www.holocaustresearchproject.org image 512x406]
So you're saying this is PETA's final solution?

You are more than welcome to go free the animals and take on their care if you disagree with their decision.  They will even carry them to your car.  See the difference?


I never once saw a film with NAZI's commenting on it being their, and everyone's, duty to safeguard Jews and to not use Jew derived products (even while doing so).

Yes I do
2013-03-21 09:04:37 AM
1 votes:
Now, if they took all those dead cats and made a couple of coats out of them, would that be wrong??
2013-03-21 08:49:59 AM
1 votes:

notto: Yeah, they should keep them in small cages for the rest of their natural lives, that would be the ethical and humane choice, right?

Euthanasia in these circumstances is the ethical and humane choice.  If you don't agree, then go get yourself 10 cats and a few dogs to help out.


Hey everyone! Point and laugh at the idiot who's white knighting PETA!!!
2013-03-21 08:47:11 AM
1 votes:
I'm okay with this. If people would properly spay and neuter their pets, the stray animal population would be a non-issue and people wouldn't end up with litters they didn't want.

Euthanizing the animals may be sad, but the reason for their deaths is because people don't care enough to have a simple procedure carried out on their pets.

It's far better these animals are put down quietly and humanely than to have them die of starvation, used as practice targets, run over by cars, poisoned, or mauled by other animals.
2013-03-21 08:47:05 AM
1 votes:
Do as they say, not as they do.
OMG YOU'RE WEARING FUR, I'M THROWING BLOOD ON YOU!!!!*

*as soon as I kill about 50 dogs today
2013-03-21 08:46:52 AM
1 votes:
1045 cats euthanized, well that's a good start at least, but they're really going to have to step it up if they're going to solve the problem.
2013-03-21 08:43:59 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, they should keep them in small cages for the rest of their natural lives, that would be the ethical and humane choice, right?

Euthanasia in these circumstances is the ethical and humane choice.  If you don't agree, then go get yourself 10 cats and a few dogs to help out.
2013-03-21 08:43:06 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-21 08:02:04 AM
1 votes:
What?  Did you expect them to do something humane like care for them?  That would get in the way of making money for PETA!
 
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