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(The Daily Caller)   The school that suspended a boy for a gun-shaped Pop Tart has also outlawed hugging, homemade food, pushing kids on swings, sneezing, the apostrophe and breath mints. Only two of those are untrue   (dailycaller.com) divider line 135
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2013-03-21 12:05:01 AM  
 
2013-03-21 12:05:32 AM  
So.... I guess lawn darts are out too?
 
2013-03-21 12:07:05 AM  
Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.
 
2013-03-21 12:15:58 AM  
This doesn't sound like liberals. It might sound like a school board infiltrated by right-wing crazies, or, worse yet, a bureaucratic mentality. It doesn't sound like liberals.
 
2013-03-21 12:16:48 AM  

GAT_00: Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.


Wow, something you don't like, how unusual.
 
2013-03-21 12:21:06 AM  

This About That: This doesn't sound like liberals. It might sound like a school board infiltrated by right-wing crazies, or, worse yet, a bureaucratic mentality. It doesn't sound like liberals.


A committee composed of parents and elementary school principals created the regulations after a handful of meetings last year.

I think I found the problem
 
2013-03-21 12:21:55 AM  

feckingmorons: GAT_00: Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.

Wow, something you don't like, how unusual.


You missed the point and diverted the discussion, how unusual.
 
2013-03-21 12:23:31 AM  

Tigger: feckingmorons: GAT_00: Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.

Wow, something you don't like, how unusual.

You missed the point and diverted the discussion, how unusual.


You got your panties in a wad over a comment he can't see.
 
2013-03-21 12:27:19 AM  

GAT_00: Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.


I'm sure it's racist.
 
2013-03-21 12:31:48 AM  

Sensei Can You See: GAT_00: Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.

I'm sure it's racist.


It never mentions liberals, but since it says Daily Caller he knows he won't agree with it. I doubt he reads the articles, he just jerks his knee and bangs his keyboard.
 
2013-03-21 12:42:14 AM  

Sensei Can You See: GAT_00: Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.

I'm sure it's racist.


Ah yes, the 'liberals claim everything is racist and always bring it up when it isn't warranted'.  Clearly proved by you being the first to bring it up in the thread on a topic where it makes no sense.
 
2013-03-21 12:53:15 AM  

feckingmorons: Tigger: feckingmorons: GAT_00: Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.

Wow, something you don't like, how unusual.

You missed the point and diverted the discussion, how unusual.

You got your panties in a wad over a comment he can't see.


What on earth made you think that? How odd.
 
2013-03-21 12:54:51 AM  

Tigger: What on earth made you think that? How odd.


No, he's on ignore.  You see why.  It's actually kind of funny how much he bitterly hates me.
 
2013-03-21 01:08:45 AM  

GAT_00: Sensei Can You See: GAT_00: Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.

I'm sure it's racist.

Ah yes, the 'liberals claim everything is racist and always bring it up when it isn't warranted'.  Clearly proved by you being the first to bring it up in the thread on a topic where it makes no sense.


Uh-Oh you've got him fired up now!
 
2013-03-21 01:10:27 AM  

GAT_00: Tigger: What on earth made you think that? How odd.

No, he's on ignore.  You see why.  It's actually kind of funny how much he bitterly hates me.


You should see the threads where he gets so mad, but can't think of anything say so he just goes away. I don't hate anyone I'm a nice open-minded guy who listens to others opinions. I don't shut out things with which I disagree I try to build pathways to understanding through dialogue.

He can't see this either.
 
2013-03-21 01:19:08 AM  
This thread is cute
 
2013-03-21 01:22:54 AM  
Ah, another Pearl Clutcher article.
 
2013-03-21 01:24:36 AM  
This is what happens when lawyers.
 
2013-03-21 01:27:59 AM  
Damn, GAT, go butter some stairs.
 
2013-03-21 01:28:00 AM  
I vaguely remember those halcyon days of my youth when I could happily create Pop Gun Tarts from a mere toaster pastry without fear of punishment.
 
2013-03-21 01:28:26 AM  

feckingmorons: I don't shut out things with which I disagree I try to build pathways to understanding through dialogue.



So your idea of "dialogue" is derailing a thread with a one-sided argument against a guy who doesn't want to argue with you?
 
2013-03-21 01:29:02 AM  

Cyno01: [www.killtheapostrophe.com image 282x80]

Lets discard the apostrophe. Its pointless.


The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe
.991.com
 
2013-03-21 01:29:09 AM  
Somebody call the WAAAAmbulance!!
 
2013-03-21 01:29:20 AM  

Cyno01: Lets discard the apostrophe. Its pointless.


But, seeing how it so popular, can we not, if it pleases you, still use the apostrophe, so long as it doesn't offend, when we feel it is needed, for emphasis and clarity or to state an aside, as long as its use, to be determined by public opinion, is not excessive?
 
2013-03-21 01:30:02 AM  

Kittypie070: Damn, GAT, go butter some stairs.


I have no idea what the fark this means, aside from what sounds like an asshole of a practical joke.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-03-21 01:31:53 AM  
I was told there would be no math.
 
2013-03-21 01:32:09 AM  

Bukharin: Cyno01: [www.killtheapostrophe.com image 282x80]

Lets discard the apostrophe. Its pointless.

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe
.


RIP Master Zappa, you are sorely missed.
 
2013-03-21 01:32:57 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-21 01:33:21 AM  

Cyno01: Lets discard the apostrophe. Its pointless.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 01:33:27 AM  
For some reason this reminds me of the anti-bullying crusade...
 
2013-03-21 01:36:07 AM  
Hail Nuggan!
 
2013-03-21 01:38:12 AM  

DeathLemur: Hail Nuggan!


Basically.
 
2013-03-21 01:39:50 AM  
,,,,,,,,;,,,,,:,,,,,,;,,,......;)
 
2013-03-21 01:40:48 AM  
This isn't a satirical piece?
 
2013-03-21 01:43:06 AM  

Apos: This isn't a satirical piece?


Your face is a satirical piece.
 
2013-03-21 01:43:42 AM  
How about blowjobs or handie's?  Nobody said they were against the rules!
 
2013-03-21 01:44:37 AM  

GAT_00: Kittypie070: Damn, GAT, go butter some stairs.

I have no idea what the fark this means, aside from what sounds like an asshole of a practical joke.


If nothing else, the mental image cracked me up
 
2013-03-21 01:44:47 AM  

This About That: This doesn't sound like liberals. It might sound like a school board infiltrated by right-wing crazies, or, worse yet, a bureaucratic mentality. It doesn't sound like liberals.


Authoritarian assholes and lawsuit-happy helicopter parents exist, in abundance, on both sides of the political spectrum.
 
2013-03-21 01:48:45 AM  

the ha ha guy: feckingmorons: I don't shut out things with which I disagree I try to build pathways to understanding through dialogue.


So your idea of "dialogue" is derailing a thread with a one-sided argument against a guy who doesn't want to argue with you?


Unless he wants to play lawn darts. I can't really have a dialogue with someone who can't see what I say.
 
2013-03-21 01:49:32 AM  

thorthor: Cyno01: Lets discard the apostrophe. Its pointless.

But, seeing how it so popular, can we not, if it pleases you, still use the apostrophe, so long as it doesn't offend, when we feel it is needed, for emphasis and clarity or to state an aside, as long as its use, to be determined by public opinion, is not excessive.


I'll take "comma vs. apostrophe" for 500, Alex.
 
2013-03-21 01:53:49 AM  
corcodilos.com
 
2013-03-21 01:54:40 AM  

feckingmorons: GAT_00: Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.

Wow, something you don't like, how unusual.


We should ban it.
 
2013-03-21 01:55:11 AM  

Cork on Fork: thorthor: Cyno01: Lets discard the apostrophe. Its pointless.

But, seeing how it so popular, can we not, if it pleases you, still use the apostrophe, so long as it doesn't offend, when we feel it is needed, for emphasis and clarity or to state an aside, as long as its use, to be determined by public opinion, is not excessive.

I'll take "comma vs. apostrophe" for 500, Alex.


Busted. I'm so farking drunk I lost hold of grammar reality altogether. Time for bed. Thank you for crushing me kindly and without excessive snark.
 
2013-03-21 01:56:12 AM  

GAT_00: Oh look, another Daily Caller link that blames liberals for every single problem known to plague America.  Shocking.


The article says no such thing.  Niether does the original.  http://www.somdnews.com/article/20130315/NEWS/130319447/1074/new-scho o l-visitor-rules-limit-hugs-homemade-food&template=southernMaryland

But don't let me get in the way of your ignorance filled prejudice.
 
2013-03-21 02:02:20 AM  
Ban the children. Problem solved.
 
2013-03-21 02:03:03 AM  
Welcome to Maryland... the CA of the East Coast.  We make New England look like Nazi Germany.
 
2013-03-21 02:07:03 AM  
The kids probably built up some stupid culture around mints and it was getting disruptive. Don't any of you remember elementary school?
 
2013-03-21 02:07:17 AM  
Damn those crafty liberals, always making us all so terrified of our own shadows that we enact totalitarian rules to protect ourselves, just as they planned.

/Wait a minute...
 
2013-03-21 02:07:18 AM  
"New rules for visitors to St. Mary's County public elementary schools ban hugs and homemade food to anyone other than a parent's own child. The new guidelines limit lunchtime and recess visits, ban handing out birthday invitations at school and prohibit visits during the school day by younger siblings."

I have no problems with any of this.  Hesitated over birthday invitations, but then I thought, "The USPS really needs the business.  Why can't the kids solicit presents on their own time?"
 
2013-03-21 02:07:46 AM  

This About That: This doesn't sound like liberals. It might sound like a school board infiltrated by right-wing crazies, or, worse yet, a bureaucratic mentality. It doesn't sound like liberals.


I don't think the article ever specifically noted if this was a liberal or a conservative problem.  However, the 'mother knows best/ nanny state' mentality IS a liberal idea (the flip-side of it would be the conservative, 'father knows best/ patriarch state').

What this school district REALLY sounds like, is that it's filled with lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, of  THESE:

api.ning.com

...Time to arm the SAM's, and SLM's to take these suckers down...I hear blades...
 
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