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(Toronto Star)   Don't you hate it when you scratch an itch on your back and find a knife blade that's been buried there for three years?   (thestar.com) divider line 14
    More: Weird, Billy McNeely, Yellowknife, Northwest Territories  
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2013-03-21 05:51:13 AM  
3 votes:

Prof. Frink: Abacus9: The solution to removing a knife blade stuck in your back? Cut the back open with a scalpel.

What if they leave *that* one in there?


Turtles. All the way down.
2013-03-21 03:50:24 AM  
3 votes:
No, I think, "Hey, free knife blade!"
2013-03-21 03:14:19 AM  
3 votes:
3 years? But I've been divorced for 10...
2013-03-21 07:28:16 AM  
2 votes:
Was he born on a Monday?

media.comicvine.com


/ Hospital worker: Well according to these records, you where actualy born on a Tuesday.
Solomon Grundy: [disapointed grunt]
Hospital worker: It also says your last name is actualy Grusedy.
Solomon Grundy: [Happy grunt]
2013-03-21 06:10:42 AM  
2 votes:

monty666: BarkingUnicorn: jtown: A Northwest Territories man...

And that's all I needed to know.

Really.  Those guys are half polar bear and half zombie.

No, they are just drunk all the time. I've been there, and further north.


I'll have Nunavut.
2013-03-21 03:26:12 AM  
2 votes:
bonus that he's from Yellowknife
2013-03-21 09:14:25 AM  
1 votes:
Back in 2001 I was in a car accident (guy ran a red, hit my driver's side door YAY!) they took a chest X-ray.  And then a whole bunch of chest X-rays from different angles.(At least 6)  I'm all like, wtf?
Well it turns out I have some sort of metal BB or something in the rear half of my left chest cavity.  No fresh wounds, so its not from the accident.
Doc asked "Do you remember what that was from?"  Nope, I said, "While I have brothers, they didn't have BB guns or anything."
It is still in there somewhere.  If I ever have an MRI I need to get a chest-X-ray first to make sure its gone.
/nscsb
//nickname of shrapnel didn't stick
///always 3 slashies
2013-03-21 06:57:09 AM  
1 votes:

Prof. Frink: Abacus9: The solution to removing a knife blade stuck in your back? Cut the back open with a scalpel.

What if they leave *that* one in there?


Yo, dawg. I heard you like getting stabbed in the back, so after you got stabbed in the back, we stabbed you in the back...

/ Knifeception. *BWWAAAAAAAAAMM*

// I literally just woke up.
2013-03-21 05:27:07 AM  
1 votes:

Prof. Frink: Abacus9: The solution to removing a knife blade stuck in your back? Cut the back open with a scalpel.

What if they leave *that* one in there? With the cutting and the sutures and Glayvin...


I guess they'd have to cut his hospital bill in half.
2013-03-21 05:14:52 AM  
1 votes:

Abacus9: The solution to removing a knife blade stuck in your back? Cut the back open with a scalpel.


What if they leave *that* one in there?
2013-03-21 04:34:21 AM  
1 votes:

fugeeface: 3 years? But I've been divorced for 10...


Almost swallowed my gum.
2013-03-21 04:13:33 AM  
1 votes:
Are we entirely sure this didn't really happen in Florida? Because this has Floriderp written all over it.

/or carved into it, as it were...
2013-03-21 03:35:54 AM  
1 votes:
Good thing he never needed an MRI between then and now~!!
2013-03-21 03:18:59 AM  
1 votes:
A Northwest Territories man...

And that's all I needed to know.
 
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