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(Daily Mail)   Mad Men's Jon Hamm really needs to pick a side   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 107
    More: Hero, Jon Hamm, Mad Men, Christina Hendricks  
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2013-03-21 12:19:28 AM  
I have nothing but empathy for this man.
 
2013-03-21 12:52:43 AM  
Thank you Daily Mail!  This is important news!
 
2013-03-21 01:16:04 AM  
At first I was all "please, you can't *really* tell what the dude is sporting," then I saw the second pic and was all "i just saw jon hamm's penis."
 
2013-03-21 02:36:15 AM  
Holy shiat.  It's like they ghosted on a penis and tinted it the color of the pants.  Is that image for real
 
2013-03-21 02:38:57 AM  
Why is a guy supposed to hide any trace that he has a penis?
 
2013-03-21 02:39:05 AM  
+1 subby
 
2013-03-21 02:41:39 AM  
Oh yay, another penis thread.

/I have one
//it works
 
2013-03-21 02:44:05 AM  

SpdrJay: Why is a guy supposed to hide any trace that he has a penis?


For the same reason that women are supposed to hide any trace of their nipples.
 
2013-03-21 02:44:07 AM  

anwserman: Holy shiat.  It's like they ghosted on a penis and tinted it the color of the pants.  Is that image for real


I want to believe.
 
2013-03-21 02:44:13 AM  

mariner314: Oh yay, another penis thread.

/I have one
//it works


you have a penis thread?  How do you get it up?
 
2013-03-21 02:45:24 AM  

Xanadone: SpdrJay: Why is a guy supposed to hide any trace that he has a penis?

For the same reason that women are supposed to hide any trace of their nipples.


Women have nipples?? In my experience they just have two ass cheeks, a back, and head hair.
 
2013-03-21 02:46:06 AM  
Grandma approved!

s3-ak.buzzfeed.com

/How does this not have a "Weeners" tag?
// Jon Hamm is HOT HOT HOT
 
2013-03-21 02:48:44 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Xanadone: SpdrJay: Why is a guy supposed to hide any trace that he has a penis?

For the same reason that women are supposed to hide any trace of their nipples.

Women have nipples?? In my experience they just have two ass cheeks, a back, and head hair.


Those are just the quads you've been dating.
 
2013-03-21 02:53:59 AM  

SpdrJay: Why is a guy supposed to hide any trace that he has a penis?


I don't think it's so much that, as that we shouldn't be able to trace your penis.
 
2013-03-21 02:54:41 AM  
Enhance..... enhance..... ENHANCE....
 
2013-03-21 02:57:29 AM  

balisane: SpdrJay: Why is a guy supposed to hide any trace that he has a penis?

I don't think it's so much that, as that we shouldn't be able to trace your penis.


I let women do tracings of my penis all the time.  It's in the interest of art.
 
2013-03-21 02:58:16 AM  

gameshowhost: At first I was all "please, you can't *really* tell what the dude is sporting," then I saw the second pic and was all "i just saw jon hamm's penis."


exact same reaction. I was like: those are pretty modest, you know..

To be honest, I had to go back and look at the second picture again after seeing your comment.

//failed perception roll
 
2013-03-21 02:58:22 AM  
Oh come on. He was in the pool.
 
2013-03-21 02:58:44 AM  

HotWingAgenda: balisane: SpdrJay: Why is a guy supposed to hide any trace that he has a penis?

I don't think it's so much that, as that we shouldn't be able to trace your penis.

I let women do tracings of my penis all the time.  It's in the interest of art.


Are you sure you don't mean rubbings?
 
2013-03-21 02:58:44 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: mariner314: Oh yay, another penis thread.

/I have one
//it works

you have a penis thread?  How do you get it up?


You could say your mom is a good seamstress and can work a needle.

But in serious, this will delve Into farkers whining about size or declaring they are mighty.
 
2013-03-21 03:04:00 AM  
Good looking and famous. It's only fair that the gods saddled him with a huge cock. Ha! The ladies will never love you, you freak.
 
2013-03-21 03:04:28 AM  

cosmiquemuffin: /How does this not have a "Weeners" tag?
// Jon Hamm is HOT HOT HOT


Heheheh, Jon's ham.
 
2013-03-21 03:07:28 AM  
I'd ht it.

/Probably bounce straight back.
 
2013-03-21 03:10:15 AM  
I think we've caught the meat burglar from 2 headlines down....
 
2013-03-21 03:13:21 AM  
Either he's walking around semi-aroused, or he has trouble shopping for pants.
 
2013-03-21 03:42:56 AM  
Yeah, that shot of him in the grey pants has been circulating for a couple of months. He's not somebody that should wear light fabric pants with no underwear. Lucky guy.

Or maybe he should, come to think of it. Everybody was showing off their junk in the 1970s; maybe it's time for a crotch and hooha comeback.
 
2013-03-21 03:44:09 AM  
Mighty Dick John, they call me.
 
2013-03-21 03:49:24 AM  
mmmmm
 
2013-03-21 03:50:40 AM  
He might just be a "shower" rather than a "grower", in which case it doesn't get much bigger.
 
2013-03-21 03:51:16 AM  
Jon's really trying to show off his Hamm.
 
2013-03-21 04:21:06 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Thank you Daily Mail!  This is important news!


If you want news, why are you on a site whose longtime slogan is "It's not news - it's FARK"?

/The Daily Fail at its best.
 
2013-03-21 04:35:38 AM  
1. Pull pants up so far that your entire ball sack goes down one of the legs.
2. Enjoy the semi hard-on you get from the material rubbing against you.
3. Enjoy everyone thinking you have a giant dong.
 
2013-03-21 04:38:11 AM  
Pick a side? Wat?
 
2013-03-21 04:44:41 AM  
Just the show's marketing efforts to re-engage the interests of its key demographic before the start of the next season.

/r/hailcorporate ....
 
2013-03-21 05:04:10 AM  

giftedmadness: Pick a side? Wat?


www.taste-of-black.ch
 
2013-03-21 05:06:08 AM  
Nice peen, but it's not enough to get me to watch the show, sorry.
 
2013-03-21 05:07:05 AM  
...Wait, that's considered distractingly huge?

Suddenly I feel a lot better about myself.
 
2013-03-21 05:30:33 AM  
Everyone was concerned about too much Christina Hendricks boob, but it's Jon that has the most to show.

You know how I know the staff are female or gay?

/He's got over 2,000 cc?
//Yeah, right
 
2013-03-21 05:38:52 AM  
Complete with junior varsity photoshop attempt.

Seriously, England, you need to quit snorting blow off of toilet seats.  You need some rest.

CTRL + Q to Enable/Disable GoPhoto.it
 
2013-03-21 05:39:37 AM  
That Gophoto thing is really pissing me off.
 
2013-03-21 05:41:10 AM  
Yeah, this is why the 70's were great.  Girls not wearing bras, and guys wearing skin-tight jeans.  Both sides got a great show, unlike now, where the girls strut the spandex , while the guys shuffle around with their pants three sizes too big.

C'mon guys, some girls like thighs and booties on guys too.
 
2013-03-21 06:03:28 AM  
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2013-03-21 06:17:42 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-21 06:41:51 AM  
what is show about?
 
2013-03-21 06:42:44 AM  
Somewhere, Mr. Hamm's PR agent is rubbing his/her hands together and joyfully chortling " Damn! You can't BUY shiat like this!".
 
2013-03-21 06:44:34 AM  
w200.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 06:52:27 AM  
A large flacid penis usually isn't that big when erect.
 
xcv
2013-03-21 07:01:36 AM  

cherryl taggart: Yeah, this is why the 70's were great.  Girls not wearing bras, and guys wearing skin-tight jeans.  Both sides got a great show, unlike now, where the girls strut the spandex , while the guys shuffle around with their pants three sizes too big.

C'mon guys, some girls like thighs and booties on guys too.


You've escaped any notice of the hipster phenomenon, especially with Fark's obsession? Lucky.

Though I suppose it can be confusing from some viewing angles since the men and women tend to dress and look the same except for the males' slightly more prominent beards.
 
2013-03-21 07:21:46 AM  

RealFarknMcCoy2: He might just be a "shower" rather than a "grower", in which case it doesn't get much bigger.


Proof.

Preferably in HD.
 
2013-03-21 07:22:56 AM  

Spaced Lion: ...Wait, that's considered distractingly huge?

Suddenly I feel a lot better about myself.


Proof.

Also preferably in HD.
 
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