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(Wired)   I went home with a waitress, the way I always do. How was I to know she was with the Chinese too?   (wired.com) divider line 18
    More: Dumbass, Chinese, United States, war plan, Anna Chapman, monitors, military contractor, student visa, People's Republic of China  
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16611 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Mar 2013 at 5:44 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-21 12:08:15 AM
3 votes:
Man, somebody should send this guy a lawyer and some guns. And perhaps some money also, that would be genius!
2013-03-21 06:44:06 AM
2 votes:

mekkab: Teknowaffle: You know, this whole Asian fetish that is so popularized in the geek subset could really come to the advantage of the Chinese. They could start pumping out Asian porn aimed at the geeks, and make an Asian girl the most desirable thing for a geeky teenager.

Then, when geeky teenagers grow and start working in defense and engineering, the Chinese send over thousands of oriental honey-pots to seduce secrets out of them.

It'll never work.

/[insert some regressive bigoted speech here]


It could work.

Our government needs to start a counter chinese poon program to supply all our geeks with free chinese poon. This way their desires will be satiated and the chinese spies will have no effect.
2013-03-21 03:17:09 AM
2 votes:

Mentat: What's the first lesson they teach you when you're a geek who handles sensitive government information?  Beautiful women aren't actually attracted to you.


Heh, time to start hitting up defense conferences and pretending to be a nuclear geek.
2013-03-21 09:55:07 PM
1 votes:
Why is China even bothering with a honeypot?  Aren't a significant number of defense contractor employees Chinese?
2013-03-21 12:23:42 PM
1 votes:

Ozaru: Also, anyone with security clearance is required to disclose relationships with any foreign national.


In the early 80's we only had to disclose contact with people from "designated nations"...USSR, Iran, China, N. Korea, etc.  I had regular contact with British and Irish folks, in fact one of our co-workers was full-on Irish.

/I got laid off and discontinued that line of work 25yrs ago
//Oh thank you God, THANK YOU!!!
2013-03-21 09:06:08 AM
1 votes:
i1168.photobucket.com

Damnation, don't these folks get briefed about the consequences of spilling even the most (seemingly) innocuous information as a standard procedure upon being granted clearance?  The security folks typically show everyone that gets a clearance a nice little documentary on this guy.  Then they mention how he got his family into the spy biz, and how he convinced his brother to turn over a confidential document (about the lowest level on the security ladder), for which the brother received around $3000.  That $3000 cost Walker's brother 99 years in jail.  Then they usually say "Is $3000 worth 99 years?  If you're gonna sell government secrets, it better be worth the risk."

Although Walker was just plain STUPID.  He was buying planes and boats and all kinds of stuff he couldn't afford on his official salary.  Still, he sold stuff to the Soviets for something like 20 years before they finally got the goods on him.  The damage done over the decades was unfathomable.
2013-03-21 08:05:54 AM
1 votes:

Sonneillon: It's worse than I originally thought, I expected Howard Wolowitz but a quick checked it turns out he's 59. At some point you'd really need to ask yourself why is this foreign national half my age asking me questions about my country's defences?

/Let's hope the sex was good.


Boneheaded actions like this seem to happen with older, "seasoned" professionals way more than you'd expect. I can only conclude that at that age you may be perfectly aware of the risks but you just don't give a shiat. Even if you have a family, the kids are probably grown up, college and house are paid for, and the marriage died a long time ago. Not much time left, and not much left to protect.
2013-03-21 07:53:24 AM
1 votes:

Alphax: HotWingConspiracy: Picture here.

Not fat, but aging. Hot Chinese ass half is age is a helluva drug.

I think that's an attorney in that pic.  No way that's a 27 year old.


If you're referring to the woman in the 2nd pic, yes, that's a US Attorney. His picture is above that.
2013-03-21 07:28:11 AM
1 votes:

rabidarmadillo24: This guy knew exactly what he was doing. He went out of his way to get answers for her. I'm guessing that he's kind of a fat guy that had never gotten any, and the thought of her going away was scary to him. Poor girl had to had to just lay back and think of China.


This.  Everyone gets a class on "if American women don't find you attractive, foreign women do not either.  If you are attractive to them, then it is probably because you have something they want." This guy knew exactly what he was doing, but he was thinking with the wrong head.

Teknowaffle: You know, this whole Asian fetish that is so popularized in the geek subset could really come to the advantage of the Chinese. They could start pumping out Asian porn aimed at the geeks, and make an Asian girl the most desirable thing for a geeky teenager.

Then, when geeky teenagers grow and start working in defense and engineering, the Chinese send over thousands of oriental honey-pots to seduce secrets out of them.


Duffle blog covered this already:   http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/06/chinese-hacker-complains-perverted- a merican-military/
2013-03-21 07:21:19 AM
1 votes:
There's no possible way he didn't know what was going on.
2013-03-21 06:57:31 AM
1 votes:
"Things that don't make for appropriate pillow talk: Titan intercontinental ballistic missiles."

Actually, I think Titan ICBM's make perfectly appropriate pillow talk, since they were deactivated in the late 80's as an ICBM, and the space launch fleet was retired in 2005. And since, where ICBM's are concerned, it was one of the biggest, why not impress the ladies?

/least the author could do is spend a few seconds on Google to find some current examples to use...
2013-03-21 06:52:48 AM
1 votes:
It's worse than I originally thought, I expected Howard Wolowitz but a quick checked it turns out he's 59. At some point you'd really need to ask yourself why is this foreign national half my age asking me questions about my country's defences?

/Let's hope the sex was good.
2013-03-21 06:23:48 AM
1 votes:
You know, this whole Asian fetish that is so popularized in the geek subset could really come to the advantage of the Chinese. They could start pumping out Asian porn aimed at the geeks, and make an Asian girl the most desirable thing for a geeky teenager.

Then, when geeky teenagers grow and start working in defense and engineering, the Chinese send over thousands of oriental honey-pots to seduce secrets out of them.
2013-03-21 06:04:32 AM
1 votes:
Excitable subby, they all said.
2013-03-21 05:54:04 AM
1 votes:
If he's desperate he can hide in Honduras.
2013-03-21 12:50:50 AM
1 votes:
"Get me out of this one Dad!'
2013-03-21 12:47:23 AM
1 votes:
Sounds like the sh*t has hit the fan
2013-03-21 12:27:36 AM
1 votes:
What's the first lesson they teach you when you're a geek who handles sensitive government information?  Beautiful women aren't actually attracted to you.
 
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