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(Wired)   I went home with a waitress, the way I always do. How was I to know she was with the Chinese too?   (wired.com) divider line 23
    More: Dumbass, Chinese, United States, war plan, Anna Chapman, monitors, military contractor, student visa, People's Republic of China  
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2013-03-21 05:32:44 AM
4 votes:

EvilEgg: ShawnDoc: Mentat: What's the first lesson they teach you when you're a geek who handles sensitive government information?  Beautiful women aren't actually attracted to you.

Heh, time to start hitting up defense conferences and pretending to be a nuclear geek.

It will be a shame when she kills you in your sleep for giving her false information and making her look bad to her superiors. I guess you can take some comfort in the fact that she too will soon be shot.


I have discovered Tom Clancy's Fark handle!

+1
2013-03-21 12:08:15 AM
3 votes:
Man, somebody should send this guy a lawyer and some guns. And perhaps some money also, that would be genius!
2013-03-21 07:19:36 AM
2 votes:

The Muthaship: Hang him.  Shoot her.


Hang him. Have her bathed and brought to my chambers.
2013-03-21 07:12:53 AM
2 votes:

The Muthaship: Hang him.  Shoot her.


Thank you, Judge Dredd.
2013-03-21 03:17:09 AM
2 votes:

Mentat: What's the first lesson they teach you when you're a geek who handles sensitive government information?  Beautiful women aren't actually attracted to you.


Heh, time to start hitting up defense conferences and pretending to be a nuclear geek.
2013-03-21 12:47:23 AM
2 votes:
Sounds like the sh*t has hit the fan
2013-03-21 11:24:51 AM
1 votes:
Back when I worked for a large company that was making big money deals in China, we had to attend 'how to conduct business in a China' classes.

One big part of it was security.  They pointed out that the government and the companies are the same entity, and the government owns the airplanes too.  They've already had instances where the seat arrangement on those long transatlantic flights was deliberately juggled so they could put an interested businessman next to an individual in our company, and basically drill them for details to be used as leverage in the upcoming business deals - basically, government sponsored industrial spies.  So, no talking business on the flight, no doing work, no meeting prep, etc.  Consider it all monitored.

They'll even be unsubtle about it.  One company we went in claimed that they couldn't let us leave with our laptops because they may have been connected to their internal network, and thus may have company data on them, but they had gone ahead and purchased us new models to make up for the trouble.  Of course, we had proprietary data analysis software on the laptop, a special build that was hard coded to only run on this laptop, and we were selling a service that utilized that software - but not the software itself.  Luckily, we were aware of this tactic, and the company officials were very troubled when we disassembled the hard drive and shattered the discs with a hammer in front of them.   I think one was going to cry.   I'm pretty sure one of them was fired.  Of course, we couldn't use the gifted laptops for anything either, there was no way to tell how they were infected or sabotaged.

The mindset in many Asian/East Asian businesses appears to be this: if you can get away with it, that validates doing it.
2013-03-21 10:26:21 AM
1 votes:

Gergesa: It is depressing to think people can be so easily ensnared by sexual offerings.  How hard is it to realize the person asking you about sensitive information is a spy?



I know... It happens often enough but it just boggles my mind. I just don't understand thinking anything other than, "Gee, this hot foreign chick is interested in balistic missle guidance systems... because THAT'S believable. I'm going to fark her brains out and just flat out refuse to talk about anything headier than what the Kardassians are up to until she gets frustrated and moves on. Oh, and I'll report her too."

How do you not just use it against them and get the sex and give them nothing? I guess most of these guys probably haven't ever hooked up with any hot women, so they aren't used to it and get overwhelmed by the attention. This means we need to start up a corps of hot chicks who fark nerds. That way we can counter our enemies' most potent weapon.

Time to step up to the plate and REALLY love your country.
2013-03-21 08:18:01 AM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Alphax: HotWingConspiracy: Picture here.

Not fat, but aging. Hot Chinese ass half is age is a helluva drug.

I think that's an attorney in that pic.  No way that's a 27 year old.

If you're referring to the woman in the 2nd pic, yes, that's a US Attorney. His picture is above that.


Ah, I thought you were referring to the woman.
2013-03-21 07:47:05 AM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Picture here.

Not fat, but aging. Hot Chinese ass half is age is a helluva drug.


I think that's an attorney in that pic.  No way that's a 27 year old.
2013-03-21 07:31:19 AM
1 votes:

ChubbyTiger: The Muthaship: Hang him.  Shoot her.

Hang him. Have her bathed and brought to my chambers.


Too cruel.
2013-03-21 07:26:36 AM
1 votes:

Teknowaffle: You know, this whole Asian fetish that is so popularized in the geek subset could really come to the advantage of the Chinese. They could start pumping out Asian porn aimed at the geeks, and make an Asian girl the most desirable thing for a geeky teenager.

Then, when geeky teenagers grow and start working in defense and engineering, the Chinese send over thousands of oriental honey-pots to seduce secrets out of them.


But, won't they be totally confused when they find out that Asian women's genitals aren't really pixelated like in all the porn? Now, that'll be the only thing that turns them on, and the real unpixelated deal won't work on them!

/Seriously, what the hell is the point of producing porn only to censor out the important bits??
//It's like producing a slasher flick only to censor out any blood and gore...
2013-03-21 07:08:13 AM
1 votes:

voodoohotdog: Clash City Farker: mekkab: Teknowaffle: You know, this whole Asian fetish that is so popularized in the geek subset could really come to the advantage of the Chinese. They could start pumping out Asian porn aimed at the geeks, and make an Asian girl the most desirable thing for a geeky teenager.

Then, when geeky teenagers grow and start working in defense and engineering, the Chinese send over thousands of oriental honey-pots to seduce secrets out of them.

It'll never work.

/[insert some regressive bigoted speech here]

It could work.

Our government needs to start a counter chinese poon program to supply all our geeks with free chinese poon. This way their desires will be satiated and the chinese spies will have no effect.

So some manner of government funded Asian call girl company? Wonder what department that comes under?


The Counter Infiltrating Asians dept.
2013-03-21 07:05:36 AM
1 votes:

Clash City Farker: mekkab: Teknowaffle: You know, this whole Asian fetish that is so popularized in the geek subset could really come to the advantage of the Chinese. They could start pumping out Asian porn aimed at the geeks, and make an Asian girl the most desirable thing for a geeky teenager.

Then, when geeky teenagers grow and start working in defense and engineering, the Chinese send over thousands of oriental honey-pots to seduce secrets out of them.

It'll never work.

/[insert some regressive bigoted speech here]

It could work.

Our government needs to start a counter chinese poon program to supply all our geeks with free chinese poon. This way their desires will be satiated and the chinese spies will have no effect.


So some manner of government funded Asian call girl company? Wonder what department that comes under?
2013-03-21 06:57:31 AM
1 votes:
"Things that don't make for appropriate pillow talk: Titan intercontinental ballistic missiles."

Actually, I think Titan ICBM's make perfectly appropriate pillow talk, since they were deactivated in the late 80's as an ICBM, and the space launch fleet was retired in 2005. And since, where ICBM's are concerned, it was one of the biggest, why not impress the ladies?

/least the author could do is spend a few seconds on Google to find some current examples to use...
2013-03-21 06:45:42 AM
1 votes:

Teknowaffle: You know, this whole Asian fetish that is so popularized in the geek subset could really come to the advantage of the Chinese. They could start pumping out Asian porn aimed at the geeks, and make an Asian girl the most desirable thing for a geeky teenager.

Then, when geeky teenagers grow and start working in defense and engineering, the Chinese send over thousands of oriental honey-pots to seduce secrets out of them.


Hmmm. I HAVE seen some Asian girl sites advertising on WoW sites..
2013-03-21 06:18:25 AM
1 votes:
Really? The guy's name is Benjamin Pierce and no one makes a M*A*S*H joke? I am disappointed.
2013-03-21 05:57:18 AM
1 votes:
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Okay, so she was North Korean - but the idea was the same.
And who would have said no?
2013-03-21 05:55:23 AM
1 votes:
This guy knew exactly what he was doing. He went out of his way to get answers for her. I'm guessing that he's kind of a fat guy that had never gotten any, and the thought of her going away was scary to him. Poor girl had to had to just lay back and think of China.
2013-03-21 05:54:04 AM
1 votes:
If he's desperate he can hide in Honduras.
2013-03-21 05:28:58 AM
1 votes:

ShawnDoc: Mentat: What's the first lesson they teach you when you're a geek who handles sensitive government information?  Beautiful women aren't actually attracted to you.

Heh, time to start hitting up defense conferences and pretending to be a nuclear geek.


It will be a shame when she kills you in your sleep for giving her false information and making her look bad to her superiors. I guess you can take some comfort in the fact that she too will soon be shot.
2013-03-21 02:56:32 AM
1 votes:
It's easy subby. Just leave a glass of coke on the side and watch to see if she pees in it.
2013-03-21 12:27:36 AM
1 votes:
What's the first lesson they teach you when you're a geek who handles sensitive government information?  Beautiful women aren't actually attracted to you.
 
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