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(Flickr) Boobies Vincent_Blackshadow and FishWife are still over their heads with hospital bills. To inspire further donations to the cause, Subby is now offering an incentive. Link goes to SFW sample of incentive. More details in thread   (flickr.com) divider line 69
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2013-03-22 04:17:54 PM
5 votes:
Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!
2013-03-20 08:21:49 PM
5 votes:
Subby here.

Link goes to a sample of my pinup photography I had taken not long ago- it's one of the safe for work ones. It gets much more risque.

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, e-mail me a screenshot of any donation to them you make over $5, and I'll e-mail back a complete set of pinups. And they're good. I'm not saying I'm the hottest chick on fark, and my knees may be too sharp for some of you, but it's for a good cause, so I'm throwing it all out there.

E-mail donation proof to kiwi­m­oogl­e­8­4[nospam-﹫-backwards]liamg*c­om, and you'll have pinups back within a day or so.

See original thread and PayPal donation info:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7648564/
2013-03-22 11:46:45 AM
4 votes:

devilEther: I want to see gaping vagina hole, otherwise it is a no-go


Look in the closest mirror.  You'll see one that can talk and type.
2013-03-22 01:36:19 PM
3 votes:
www.britmums.com
2013-03-22 07:37:47 PM
2 votes:

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: vegas_greaser: kiwimoogle84: Gawdzila: j4x: This is pretty farking misandric to assume that dudes are only going to donate if a woman shows them tits.

Speaking as a dude... seriously just quit the hypersensitive whining.
No one said or implied that, especially considering that plenty of guys donated before this thread existed.  This is for fun and charity.  And boobs.

And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Most of us (particularly those of us who have experienced huge hospital bills and hard times) would have donated anyway. And Kiwi's pics are very classy.

As I said in the other thread, by the time my husband died we had $100 and two kids and everything else was gone. What Kiwi did was admirable. Like the gift of the magi without the hair and hair clasps and everything else that was in the story.

You guys keep giving me credit and all it cost me was bandwidth :P

Love you dearly, GG. We's widows got to stick together. (Not a thread jack)


You put yourself out in a very public and very harsh crowd in a personal way. That's more than bandwidth, hun.
2013-03-22 06:55:02 PM
2 votes:

Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.


Fark is the best community in the whole of the intertubes.  We really do have some of the best people in the world here.
2013-03-22 04:17:53 PM
2 votes:
It's stuff like this that is one of the reasons I have visited this site on a near-daily basis for close to a decade - along with the 'shop contests, hilarious comments, gripping flamewars, and rehead threads, of course.

Fark is the best community on the internet.
2013-03-22 04:02:57 PM
2 votes:
FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!
2013-03-22 01:43:42 PM
2 votes:

ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?


Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.
2013-03-22 12:37:27 PM
2 votes:

mr_bunny: If they hit the mark I will donate the only photo of Henry Rollins smiling known to exist.

In 1992, at a large festival, Kip Winger took a face plant down some stairs and I just happened to snap the photo.


Kip Winger Faceplant would be a good band name.
2013-03-22 12:20:34 PM
2 votes:

JerkStore: Thank you for doing this, Kiwi. Whatever people may think of your tits, your heart's definitely in the right place.


... behind the left one?
2013-03-22 12:04:56 PM
2 votes:
Also, in case anyone is wondering, the actual medical bills are well above $500,000 at this point. Thank goodness he has decent insurance. And no, I am not going to engage in any discussions regarding the politics of the American health care system (or any other, for that matter). I started this fund raiser as a way to help out a good friend - who did not ask for my help - and hundreds of people have already donated. This PayPal account has been open for less than a week, and I don't mind telling you guys that I was in tears after seeing how many folks donated in the first 24 and 48 hours.

Oddly, Fark has restored a lot of my faith in humanity in the past week, and that restoration was much needed. So, thank you again, on a personal note. Thank you for donating, thank you for showing kindness to a friend or to a complete stranger, thank you for being you.
2013-03-22 11:25:39 AM
2 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I am not clicking on that link,
and to have someone turn a charity thing
into a selfish exhibitionist game --


I sincerely do not think that she is doing this just for the sake of getting attention for herself.  And honestly as long as VB gets some donations to help him out who cares.

Don't lose sight of the fact that a really great guy is benefiting from all of this.
2013-03-22 11:21:17 AM
2 votes:
Images enabled in a img1.fark.net thread? This is going to be a good day.
2013-03-20 11:05:34 PM
2 votes:

kiwimoogle84: TheDumbBlonde: Really?


Don't know if you're being sarcastic, but yes really. V_B is a good guy and I figure a Farker and his money are soon parted for boobies and a good cause. I have no cash to donate so this is how I'm helping.


Attention Whoring for a Good Cause? Ok. He's worth keeping my snark level to zero.
2013-03-20 09:40:07 PM
2 votes:
Really?
2013-03-24 02:26:05 PM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

Whoever did that is an asshole casserole.
2013-03-24 01:50:32 PM
1 votes:
Goddamit  so much. That's just WRONG.
2013-03-24 12:45:13 PM
1 votes:
thanks for ruining it for everyone, assmunch.
2013-03-24 12:03:49 PM
1 votes:
That sucks. Always some asshat who spoils it for everyone else.
2013-03-23 11:09:59 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: I didn't say so before because this isn't my fundraiser. I won't say no though, once VB has everything he needs


shiat, this really bums me out. "won't say no", how gracious of you. All for nothing.
2013-03-23 09:30:24 PM
1 votes:
I managed to sneak in a Newcastle for my guy today.  The nurses are so smitten by him that they agreed to look the other way...
2013-03-23 08:18:59 PM
1 votes:
kiwimoogle84:

/but if anyone wanted to know, Ihave a Paypal of my own

You should have said.  You're going to need diapers and bottles and stuff like that.

/Farkers take care of their own.
//like Marines, only with fewer showers and haircuts
2013-03-23 01:12:22 PM
1 votes:

Roman Fyseek: Fark Friendship Fund


Just saying. This charity drive was for V_B and his family, not a "cause to be named later". Poor idea.

Just saying.
2013-03-23 12:40:50 PM
1 votes:
I was wondering about surplus.  Is the goal the difference in insurance costs only?  Surely that is a great aid, but likewise, surely they've other debt incurred for the same illness(Ie missed work, unpaid bills, etc).

I have older parents and have seen how these things compound. Hotels alone for immediate family can bit one's rump, as well as local food.
2013-03-22 11:37:46 PM
1 votes:
I think this is awesome, funny, and humbling that the user who said she had no money to give is going to wind up as probably the one who brought in the most for VB.
Great job Kiwi, and you look great!
way hotter than those daily fail tabloid "hotties"
2013-03-22 09:59:38 PM
1 votes:
I did my part!
Might be the scotch talking but I am sure tomorrow I will not regret doing it
2013-03-22 09:19:53 PM
1 votes:
For what it's worth:

oi49.tinypic.com

/was going for boob color theme, failed miserably, but eh
//feel free edit as desired
2013-03-22 09:19:01 PM
1 votes:
kiwimoogle84 you are a lovely person. (and the pictures aren't bad either.) get well soon farker vincent blackshadow.
2013-03-22 08:12:35 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

Does this one work for ya?


*blinks back tears*

It's...it's... SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Thank you! I'm honored!

An appearance by Drew, great fundraising, and my very own badge in one day. I'm speechless.
2013-03-22 08:10:08 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.


Does this one work for ya?

i105.photobucket.com
2013-03-22 07:55:26 PM
1 votes:
By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.
2013-03-22 07:28:27 PM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.


There was a room in the pictures?
2013-03-22 07:07:59 PM
1 votes:

Kyoki: Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.

Ususally that's after sex for me.

And generally because of the pepperspray. How goes it WD?


My friend! Keeping busy getting my own health back and working on a job search (no way my employment contract gets renewed after I'd been off sick for the past couple months). I've missed you and Ms. Fuzz! I'm alright, currently living in NL and trying like hell to find a job in the UK or CH so I can leave this place. :)

It still sound like a bloodhound skydiving in your place? ;)

Also,  $11,107.27 and counting
2013-03-22 06:51:45 PM
1 votes:
UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.
2013-03-22 06:51:23 PM
1 votes:
Ok wow. How is it POSSIBLE that eight hours after it starts, it's only picking up speed? You guys are so beyond amazing. And I'm going in order. Thanks for the donates and patience!
2013-03-22 05:57:44 PM
1 votes:

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


He's looking good for 6 weeks. Seriously. I speak from experience. None of my hospital pics are suitable for this site. Or lunch. Keep his ass clean. I got a hell of a fungus infection there and on the jewels due to the fact that the antibiotics killed all my skin bacteria and I had no defense against fungus. Nature is wonderful.

He's really is looking good. He'll make it.

Call if you want, you've got the number.

P
2013-03-22 05:53:26 PM
1 votes:

mtx1234: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.

Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Sweeeet.  Please keep us updated .. any time I play for or otherwise participate in a fundraising effort I find it exciting to track progress.


I have to say that it has been an absolute BLAST watching the notification emails come in on the account, and then going to my PP tab and hitting refresh. Highlight of my week (if not year).

We are currently at $10,587.34, $10k of which has been transferred out of the account and is on the roundabout way to v_b's account.

Also, 3K has been raised since this thread was posted. Thank you again, kiwimoogle84!!!
2013-03-22 05:15:33 PM
1 votes:
It's times like this that make me wonder why we don't have a Fark classified section. We're a total community, so I wouldn't feel at all adverse to helping out other Farkers by sending business their way, or giving discounts to my business. Yes, even the bastards on the Politics tab...
2013-03-22 05:09:19 PM
1 votes:

Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab
2013-03-22 04:52:28 PM
1 votes:

DGS: It's like a who's who in here now. Drew, Unfreakable, a V_b sighting.. well damn.


This calls for a badge!


i1095.photobucket.com
2013-03-22 04:40:02 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


do i hear the next fundraiser in the works??
2013-03-22 04:23:27 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Drew: Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!

Drew popped his head into a thread I started.

I can literally die happy now.


Screw him. You raised like $3000 with your bod!!! Stellar. It takes Drew 5 months at $5 a pop to get to that.
2013-03-22 04:05:28 PM
1 votes:

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


YOU PEOPLE ROCK. EACH AND EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU.
2013-03-22 03:38:16 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: jfivealive: ajt167: You ladies need to realize the amount of good things you can accomplish with your boobs, the power you wield. Just imagine if every woman with an attractiveness rating of 5 and over got together and said to the world governments "end all wars within 24 hours and we will all be topless for the rest of the week."

I'm pretty sure the cure for cancer is tits

What about breast cancer?


Still tits, but indirectly.  No man will ever be able to gaze upon a woman's breasts ever again until cancer is cured.  That shiat will be gone in a half hour.
2013-03-22 03:28:11 PM
1 votes:

Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3


see..never underestimate the powers of "misfits"....I'd rather have 1000 misfits on my side than 10 "normal" people...."misfits" usually still arent jaded enough to think "I dont have 12.5 K, so I can't do anything...."misfits" think..."eh, I'll give a few bucks, and someone else will give a few buck, and we just might get this covered."
2013-03-22 03:07:16 PM
1 votes:
HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.
2013-03-22 02:35:21 PM
1 votes:

Begoggle: ansuz07: [www.britmums.com image 560x388]

Mr. Rogers was a sniper in Vietnam.
/fact.


Mr. Rogers was  not a veteran of any kind.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp

//myth
2013-03-22 02:35:17 PM
1 votes:
why do they call it a "w" double u....its actually a double v
2013-03-22 02:24:24 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.


Let me guess, women should stop halfway up the stairs and need to eat something.

Anyway my thoughts on these pictures are uh, good ones. www.hablandodecorrer.com
2013-03-22 02:18:50 PM
1 votes:
wowza - sent donation and my PP receipt - and again - wowza!
2013-03-22 02:11:07 PM
1 votes:
This is the most fark-like thread and idea I've seen in a while.
2013-03-22 02:08:31 PM
1 votes:

Baldrick's Cunning Plan: mithras_angel: unchellmatt: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

I think some mods broke out the LART.

And there was much rejoycing.

/Had to explain what a LART was the other day
//My own fault; I put "I'm gonna LART that pinhead" in a work email
///Fortunately, said pinhead was an Ensign, so everyone agreed that my response was appropriate

Umm, so, yeah. Could you please indulge me? I, um, forgot.

Yeah, forgot, that's the ticket.



Loser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool.  AKA Clue-by-four.
2013-03-22 01:57:54 PM
1 votes:

ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.


If you get your jollies shiatting all over a thread like this, where Farkers are going out of their way to help other Farkers, then you're not a real Farker - just an asshole. If you object to the moderators doing their part in keeping the thread free of thread-shiatting assholes, you're probably not the right kind of person for Fark.

/Will you sleep with me now, Moderator?
2013-03-22 01:42:05 PM
1 votes:

ansuz07: [www.britmums.com image 560x388]


You actually made me tear up. Seriously, I'm not that special. I'm a cranky old lady who has done her share of bad deeds. I'm just trying to help a friend. And I'm actually a little shocked at how well it's worked.
2013-03-22 01:27:05 PM
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.


I think some mods broke out the LART.
2013-03-22 12:43:15 PM
1 votes:
Also, KM84's heart is very warm because it's quite well insulated.
2013-03-22 12:33:00 PM
1 votes:
If they hit the mark I will donate the only photo of Henry Rollins smiling known to exist.

In 1992, at a large festival, Kip Winger took a face plant down some stairs and I just happened to snap the photo.
2013-03-22 12:17:15 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: littlett's: thecpt: what the fark are you guys doing?

[i44.photobucket.com image 500x750]

farking slackers

I understand why you are posting pics, but you may want to consider that the person that started the thread is trying to use similar images as incentive for donations.

There's that, but I don't mind. None of them are of me. I doubt any of them models have nearly the level of nerddom that I have. And if any of you farkers post what I'm sending here, I'm telling Drew. :P


See, you're doing it wrong... Register your copyright in the photos for a mere $35, then have the fundraiser. If you see any reposted elsewhere, your fundraiser suddenly netted between $750 to $150,000 per work infringed.
2013-03-22 12:00:53 PM
1 votes:

darch: I'm sorry- I have a paypal account but I'm not sure how to go about donating. I saw the email in the previous thread, but other than paying for drum equipment on eBay, I'm not too well-versed on how to go about this.

Assistance, por favor?



Login to your paypal account as usual.  At the top, you'll see a tab labeled "Send Money."

i105.photobucket.com

That will take you to a new page, where you add the email address you're sending to (vblackshadow[DOT]fundraiser[AT] (the email service provided by Google) and the amount you want to send.  You will need to type in the email address- copying and pasting won't work.


i105.photobucket.com

That's all there is to it.  HTH
2013-03-22 12:00:26 PM
1 votes:
You guys are wonderful.

I see a lot of notes from folks on their donations apologising for what they think is a meager contribution. Please know that every donation - from $5-600+ helps, and that after several hundred donations, we have managed to cover their entire deductible. Whatever you can give is appreciated - $5, $20, $50, $100, good wishes, a lit candle, cards, etc. You won't ever hear me disparage a single drop of this humbling outpouring of love and support for one of our own.

We have currently raised $7,588.44 towards vincent_blackshadow's medical bills, and are hoping to continue the good work as he and his missus are likely facing some significant out-of-pocket expenses throughout his recovery over the next couple years.

UPDATE:
So - he has now been able to sit up by himself, and stood for a few seconds (with help) for the first time since he was admitted to the hospital on February 7th. He is breathing without extra oxygen, too (YAY).

From fishwife, "v_b's noticeably stronger in every respect, and he's got the nurses all giggling like schoolgirls; I think they're going to miss him when he goes home - - which won't be fast enough to suit either one of us, but we can actually feel that day approaching now, which is such a good feeling. One step closer....  "

You guys should know that he IS a true Farker, and managed to charm one of the nurses into stealing bacon for him jus a couple days ago.

There are basically two ways to donate:
1) If you have a PayPal account, they can log on and send funds directly to v­bla­c­ksha­dow*f­und­raiser­[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­iam­g­*co­m,
2) If you don't have a PayPal account, you can go to http://paypal.com/xclick/business=v­bla­c­ksha­dow*f­und­raiser­[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­iam­g­*co­m and should be able to donate without having to open a PP account.

PLEASE NOTE that you must manually type the email address into PayPal, as you cannot copy and paste it directly from Fark.

Any other questions about this, feel free to shoot me an email at v­bla­c­ksha­dow*f­und­raiser­[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­iam­g­*co­m. I don't live in the US anymore, so please bear with me if time zone make my responses seem a little slow after about 4pm EST. Also, shoot me an email and I'll pass it on to kiwimoogle84 if you need to verify that you did in fact donate before she sends you delectable photos of her lovely self.
2013-03-22 11:49:36 AM
1 votes:

BunkyBrewman: devilEther: I want to see gaping vagina hole, otherwise it is a no-go

Look in the closest mirror.  You'll see one that can talk and type.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_Stat es
2013-03-22 11:27:13 AM
1 votes:

MinkeyMan: I'd like to join in but I don't have any money... and I can't imagine anyone wanting to see me in a state of undress.


Then you're doing it wrong.  Borrowing from the OP:

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, unless you e-mail me a screenshot of a donation  over $5, I'll e-mail you a complete set of pinups. And they're bad. I'm one of the most revolting people on fark, and my problems go far beyond my sharp knees, but it's for a good cause, and unless you donate you'll be throwing up.
2013-03-22 11:26:47 AM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: TheShavingofOccam123: If only more women would use their hooters, clangers, vajayjays, badonks, and the rest of their anatomies for good...

Right. Because that's all a woman is worth.
and then the woman in question has the gall to say
she has nothing of value to donate herself...
how about hocking some of the wish list bullshiat
she got in the past.


so, that's a definite "no". dammit.
2013-03-22 11:20:40 AM
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: If only more women would use their hooters, clangers, vajayjays, badonks, and the rest of their anatomies for good...


Right. Because that's all a woman is worth.
and then the woman in question has the gall to say
she has nothing of value to donate herself...
how about hocking some of the wish list bullshiat
she got in the past.
2013-03-22 11:12:16 AM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: I'm flattered. :) I'm pleased with the results so far, but remember the ground rules, folks. I don't happen to have the "rules of BIE" jpg handy, if I did I'd post it. But I think this thread could get interesting today. Let's see what happens.

BOOBIES FOR BLACKSHADOW!


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Here you go.
2013-03-22 10:16:48 AM
1 votes:
$5 for boobies is a good price, but how much for gash?

/Just kidding
//Seriously, how much?
2013-03-20 11:14:11 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: Email is coming.


Because you'd like to be too.
2013-03-20 09:45:48 PM
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: Really?



Don't know if you're being sarcastic, but yes really. V_B is a good guy and I figure a Farker and his money are soon parted for boobies and a good cause. I have no cash to donate so this is how I'm helping.
 
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