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2013-03-22 07:48:27 PM  

gambitsgirl: You put yourself out in a very public and very harsh crowd in a personal way. That's more than bandwidth, hun.


For what it's worth, kiwi know's what she's doing. She's done so with a light and playful tact that will make any naysayer a vile troll who's posts are likely to vanish into thin air...

/BTW, good call mods
//beneath even me here
 
2013-03-22 07:51:48 PM  

omeganuepsilon: gambitsgirl: You put yourself out in a very public and very harsh crowd in a personal way. That's more than bandwidth, hun.

For what it's worth, kiwi know's what she's doing. She's done so with a light and playful tact that will make any naysayer a vile troll who's posts are likely to vanish into thin air...

/BTW, good call mods
//beneath even me here


I hung around a bit this morning as self-proclaimed muscle and got to swing at a few trolls but noticed she hit better and faster and more accurately so now I skip back in to check totals and sniff the dust.
 
2013-03-22 07:55:26 PM  
By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.
 
2013-03-22 07:57:04 PM  

Evil-Imposter: Thanks  Bathia_Mapes !! What a nice surprise to get at the end of a long day!

And to teh hawt subby (aka kiwimoogle84), after I get my rent and utilities paid this weekend I will see how much is left in the piggy bank to donate. You're awesome for doing this, by the way.


Welcome to the Dark Side. :-)
 
2013-03-22 07:59:15 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Otter boxes are indestructible.


Don't call me Actually.

I wouldn't say they're indestructible, but they do have an amazing ability to rebound from some very enthusiastic usage, to include the possible repercussions of said usage several months down the road.

kiwimoogle84: Actually, you missed the joke


Not sure if serious.

/I was not necessarily talking about phone covers
 
2013-03-22 08:01:30 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Evil-Imposter: Thanks  Bathia_Mapes !! What a nice surprise to get at the end of a long day!

And to teh hawt subby (aka kiwimoogle84), after I get my rent and utilities paid this weekend I will see how much is left in the piggy bank to donate. You're awesome for doing this, by the way.

Welcome to the Dark Side. :-)


I have been here before actually, just not in a while. Thanks again : )
 
2013-03-22 08:02:05 PM  

kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.


I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but treesloth posted this further back up the thread.

i1095.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:03:02 PM  

Evil-Imposter: Bathia_Mapes: Evil-Imposter: Thanks  Bathia_Mapes !! What a nice surprise to get at the end of a long day!

And to teh hawt subby (aka kiwimoogle84), after I get my rent and utilities paid this weekend I will see how much is left in the piggy bank to donate. You're awesome for doing this, by the way.

Welcome to the Dark Side. :-)

I have been here before actually, just not in a while. Thanks again : )


You're very welcome.
 
2013-03-22 08:05:59 PM  
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA
 
2013-03-22 08:07:00 PM  

gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA


C'mon that was supposed to be a private message!
 
2013-03-22 08:09:56 PM  

gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA


How crude!

And I was not! Well, not literally.  Well, literally, but not, like, actually..
/heh
 
2013-03-22 08:10:05 PM  
Donated, well worth it. Cheers to all you wonderful farkers.
 
2013-03-22 08:10:08 PM  

kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.


Does this one work for ya?

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:11:06 PM  

gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA


Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)
 
2013-03-22 08:11:38 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but treesloth posted this further back up the thread.

[i1095.photobucket.com image 380x380]


Well, treesloth's heart is in the right place.  But that badge is like an ugly child.
 
2013-03-22 08:12:35 PM  

FloydA: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

Does this one work for ya?


*blinks back tears*

It's...it's... SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Thank you! I'm honored!

An appearance by Drew, great fundraising, and my very own badge in one day. I'm speechless.
 
2013-03-22 08:12:38 PM  

choo: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

C'mon that was supposed to be a private message!


Sorry Choo. I'm still spastic. :(
 
2013-03-22 08:13:04 PM  

FloydA: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

Does this one work for ya?

[i105.photobucket.com image 249x352]


Has to have something like "loosed the fountains of humanity" or something like that.
 
2013-03-22 08:13:13 PM  

FloydA: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

Does this one work for ya?


Freaking awesome
 
2013-03-22 08:14:18 PM  

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)


I knew you were with child. And your otter box will be more than bent in about 4 months ;-)
 
2013-03-22 08:14:54 PM  

Molavian: Bathia_Mapes: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but treesloth posted this further back up the thread.

[i1095.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Well, treesloth's heart is in the right place.  But that badge is like an ugly child.


Oh snap. I din say it
 
2013-03-22 08:15:04 PM  
I probably should have just added a:

/if you know what I mean
//and I think you do
///nudge nudge wink wink

kiwimoogle84: Can I have a badge?


If there's no serious hurry, I'll whip one up(no pun intended this time, chill).  About to smoke break.
 
2013-03-22 08:16:02 PM  

Lorelle: Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab


You pretty much nailed it.

*Motorboats*
 
2013-03-22 08:16:14 PM  

gambitsgirl: kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)

I knew you were with child. And your otter box will be more than bent in about 4 months ;-)


You and maybe just a handful of others who pay attention. :D

God I love today. Weather is gorgeous, listening to Stephen Lynch, finally getting caught up on the backlog of rewards...
 
2013-03-22 08:21:12 PM  
OK, I'm several posts behind the curve at this point, so disregard above.

kiwimoogle84: That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!


That part was just too low key.  Gave the impression you just may have missed what I was saying entirely.

And I wasn't saying it!  Just playing with the words as was my first urge.  Otter box is just, well, too good to resist.
/jesus, I'm still doing it
 
2013-03-22 08:22:49 PM  

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child.


i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
SRSLY, that's awesome!  [Happy dance]
 
2013-03-22 08:23:22 PM  

omeganuepsilon: OK, I'm several posts behind the curve at this point, so disregard above.

kiwimoogle84: That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

That part was just too low key.  Gave the impression you just may have missed what I was saying entirely.

And I wasn't saying it!  Just playing with the words as was my first urge.  Otter box is just, well, too good to resist.
/jesus, I'm still doing it


Hmmm. 
Maybe, "Milk of human kindness."
 
2013-03-22 08:24:38 PM  

FloydA: Does this one work for ya?


OOhh, a realistic look.  Is there a online generator for that?

Torn between that and the classic line art look.
 
2013-03-22 08:27:20 PM  

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)


Soooo, how much for preggo pics?

/Just kidding
//Mostly
 
2013-03-22 08:27:27 PM  

omeganuepsilon: FloydA: Does this one work for ya?

OOhh, a realistic look.  Is there a online generator for that?

Torn between that and the classic line art look.


Hey I'll post any and all made for me proudly :)
 
2013-03-22 08:29:18 PM  

EatenTheSun: kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)

Soooo, how much for preggo pics?

/Just kidding
//Mostly


NO.jpg
 
2013-03-22 08:29:18 PM  

gambitsgirl: kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)

I knew you were with child. And your otter box will be more than bent in about 4 months ;-)


Bah, they recover quickly enough if there's no need for stitches.

Also, congrats Kiwi!
 
2013-03-22 08:32:43 PM  
I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.
 
2013-03-22 08:34:32 PM  
bookmark for when not on mobile
 
2013-03-22 08:37:51 PM  

kiwimoogle84: NO.jpg


I laughed.
 
2013-03-22 08:37:56 PM  

TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.


Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.
 
2013-03-22 08:39:08 PM  
i271.photobucket.com

OK. Here's my beaver, send me my stuff!!!!

;-)
 
2013-03-22 08:45:50 PM  
I finally got home from work. I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

No, wait, I meant No one expects the Spanish Inquisitio... I'll come in again.

Wow, Kiwi, seriously good. :)
 
2013-03-22 08:47:42 PM  

kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.

Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.


THIS.

We appreciate every penny, every good wish, every positive prayer, every candle that has been lit, every piece of sound advice that has been given.

There is no, I repeat NO shame in giving what you can afford. I'm broke as a joke right now, so I am making a modest donation and coordinating this fundraiser. kiwimoogle84 has her own fair share of medical expenses, and she has offered expertise AND helped raise another $2,600+ for this fundraiser.

I will not sniff at, or naysay a single gesture of goodwill, no matter how rich or how humble.

I really am honestly, truly, and completely humbled by the outpouring of generosity which has responded to this need.
 
2013-03-22 08:49:16 PM  

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)

I knew you were with child. And your otter box will be more than bent in about 4 months ;-)

You and maybe just a handful of others who pay attention. :D

God I love today. Weather is gorgeous, listening to Stephen Lynch, finally getting caught up on the backlog of rewards...


I just threw my 13-year-old daughter out the door to a friend's house and sold my son to the Lords of the Xbox. It's 8:48. Ima go to bed. Oh thank you Baby Jebus for sleep.
 
2013-03-22 08:50:22 PM  

Witchydiva: kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.

Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.

THIS.

We appreciate every penny, every good wish, every positive prayer, every candle that has been lit, every piece of sound advice that has been given.

There is no, I repeat NO shame in giving what you can afford. I'm broke as a joke right now, so I am making a modest donation and coordinating this fundraiser. kiwimoogle84 has her own fair share of medical expenses, and she has offered expertise AND helped raise another $2,600+ for this fundraiser.

I will not sniff at, or naysay a single gesture of goodwill, no matter how rich or how humble.

I really am honestly, truly, and completely humbled by the outpouring of generosity which has responded to this need.


What's the count now? Since the start of the thread I'd be shocked if we haven't hit 12k. These people are so amazing.
 
2013-03-22 09:00:41 PM  
kiwimoogle84:
What's the count now? Since the start of the thread I'd be shocked if we haven't hit 12k. These people are so amazing.

Nearly.... PayPal balance:   $11,397.64 USD
 
2013-03-22 09:06:04 PM  

Witchydiva: kiwimoogle84:
What's the count now? Since the start of the thread I'd be shocked if we haven't hit 12k. These people are so amazing.

Nearly.... PayPal balance:   $11,397.64 USD


Seems like threads about done, but we may get more hits over the weekend. I need to feed myself and take a nap.

THANKS EVERYOME!
 
2013-03-22 09:10:45 PM  

kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.

Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.


I meant to only refer to people who could but didn't. So what's the typical wait time for this reward?

Not that I did it for the reward, but...
 
2013-03-22 09:10:52 PM  

Molavian: Bathia_Mapes: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but treesloth posted this further back up the thread.

[i1095.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Well, treesloth's heart is in the right place.  But that badge is like an ugly child.


QFT
 
2013-03-22 09:13:27 PM  
Epic AWing for charity.

+1
 
2013-03-22 09:14:41 PM  

TexasPete: kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.

Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.

I meant to only refer to people who could but didn't. So what's the typical wait time for this reward?

Not that I did it for the reward, but...


If I missed you somewhere, I'll fix that now.
 
2013-03-22 09:17:00 PM  

kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.

Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.

I meant to only refer to people who could but didn't. So what's the typical wait time for this reward?

Not that I did it for the reward, but...

If I missed you somewhere, I'll fix that now.


Can this be a subscription service? :P

Also, congrats on your fetus. We had our first last summer. Parenthood is super awesome.
 
2013-03-22 09:19:01 PM  
kiwimoogle84 you are a lovely person. (and the pictures aren't bad either.) get well soon farker vincent blackshadow.
 
2013-03-22 09:19:53 PM  
For what it's worth:

oi49.tinypic.com

/was going for boob color theme, failed miserably, but eh
//feel free edit as desired
 
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