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(Flickr) Boobies Vincent_Blackshadow and FishWife are still over their heads with hospital bills. To inspire further donations to the cause, Subby is now offering an incentive. Link goes to SFW sample of incentive. More details in thread   (flickr.com ) divider line 682
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2013-03-22 06:41:46 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Am I a mongrel, that I could not stop myself from being held in thrall by a being so beautiful that I am frozen by equal parts fear, joy, and curiosity?


I was going to link a certain Joe Walsh song and call you an equally smoove rogue, but Lorelle of the awesome song list was amused, so I won't.
 
2013-03-22 06:41:56 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.

Just a FYI-You cannot copy/paste any part of the email address. You must type it out manually.


Thank you. I noticed the Fark Filter transposing the address. Had to log out a few times and finally got it to work.
 
2013-03-22 06:48:58 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: omeganuepsilon: Am I a mongrel, that I could not stop myself from being held in thrall by a being so beautiful that I am frozen by equal parts fear, joy, and curiosity?

I was going to link a certain Joe Walsh song and call you an equally smoove rogue, but Lorelle of the awesome song list was amused, so I won't.


He's just an ordinary average guy. Every Saturday he works in the yard, picks up the dog doo, hopes that it's hard...
 
2013-03-22 06:49:28 PM  
Done!
 
2013-03-22 06:49:31 PM  
Nicely done, kiwimoogle84. I was going to donate anyway, but I'll take the pinups for it.
 
2013-03-22 06:50:23 PM  
Well, I lived in Canada for 9 years and had no medical bills, but I do know they suck.  Threw some in, no BIE necessary. :)
 
2013-03-22 06:50:58 PM  
Alright, alright, you're offering up a thread badge now? It's not often I get the chance for one of those, not having TF and all.

/just sent funds
//no need for pics, Kiwi
///slashies!
 
2013-03-22 06:51:23 PM  
Ok wow. How is it POSSIBLE that eight hours after it starts, it's only picking up speed? You guys are so beyond amazing. And I'm going in order. Thanks for the donates and patience!
 
2013-03-22 06:51:45 PM  
UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.
 
2013-03-22 06:52:16 PM  
Bookmarking this, will donate once I have a chance to check bank account.
 
2013-03-22 06:53:16 PM  
Ok, getting to head home in a couple minutes. Keep it going, folks!
 
2013-03-22 06:55:02 PM  

Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.


Fark is the best community in the whole of the intertubes.  We really do have some of the best people in the world here.
 
2013-03-22 06:56:55 PM  
V_B!
Drew!
$11,000+!
Badge!
i911.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 06:57:14 PM  

Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.


Ususally that's after sex for me.

And generally because of the pepperspray. How goes it WD?
 
2013-03-22 06:57:33 PM  

vegas_greaser: Bathia_Mapes: vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.

Just a FYI-You cannot copy/paste any part of the email address. You must type it out manually.

Thank you. I noticed the Fark Filter transposing the address. Had to log out a few times and finally got it to work.


Cool! :-)
 
2013-03-22 06:57:44 PM  
Stayed home being sick today let me play on fark like I used to. I didnt realize how much i missed you weirdos. This thread is so full of win. Thank y'all for being awesome.

And VB it's really good to see your smiling face :)
Btw I'm making frito pie for dinner. Neener neener neener.
 
2013-03-22 07:00:20 PM  

FishWife:


Omg I cried. M - xoxo
 
2013-03-22 07:02:51 PM  

Roman Fyseek: FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Man... You look like hell. Go get a shower or something. I'm not letting you kiss me on the forehead again unless you've bathed.

/so glad you're back from the dead


I wanted to tell him he looked like shiat but decided he may not have a mirror so kept quiet
 
2013-03-22 07:05:58 PM  

Gawdzila: Lorelle: Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab

There's just something about the shape of them... dunno, couldn't explain it.  It's like trying to explain why a flower is pretty.
Also they feel nice :)


Mine feel awesome in my knees
 
2013-03-22 07:05:58 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


www.budster.net  www.budster.net

/Giggity
//*twitch*
 
2013-03-22 07:06:45 PM  
shiat. I meant ON my knees. Oh well. Freaudian.
 
2013-03-22 07:07:50 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Ok wow. How is it POSSIBLE that eight hours after it starts, it's only picking up speed? You guys are so beyond amazing. And I'm going in order. Thanks for the donates and patience!


I must commend you, not for the pictures in and of themselves, but more for the creative solution to a problem.  You wanted to help (as clearly did everyone in this thread) but were unable to provide it in a monetary way so you found something that people would want and made it work.

I've been around Fark for a long while, so I've seen a fair share of "XYZ needs help" threads, and probably missed an even greater number but this is the first time I can recall our own weakness used against us.  So kudos to you, you sneaky temptress you.
 
2013-03-22 07:07:59 PM  

Kyoki: Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.

Ususally that's after sex for me.

And generally because of the pepperspray. How goes it WD?


My friend! Keeping busy getting my own health back and working on a job search (no way my employment contract gets renewed after I'd been off sick for the past couple months). I've missed you and Ms. Fuzz! I'm alright, currently living in NL and trying like hell to find a job in the UK or CH so I can leave this place. :)

It still sound like a bloodhound skydiving in your place? ;)

Also,  $11,107.27 and counting
 
2013-03-22 07:08:09 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: omeganuepsilon: Am I a mongrel, that I could not stop myself from being held in thrall by a being so beautiful that I am frozen by equal parts fear, joy, and curiosity?

I was going to link a certain Joe Walsh song and call you an equally smoove rogue, but Lorelle of the awesome song list was amused, so I won't.


No idea what you're on about, but if a guy can't try to explain why men love breasts, and maybe wax philosophical about them, man, fark this place.

/better than vogon poetry
//almost
 
2013-03-22 07:09:52 PM  

Lorelle: demaL-demaL-yeH: omeganuepsilon: Am I a mongrel, that I could not stop myself from being held in thrall by a being so beautiful that I am frozen by equal parts fear, joy, and curiosity?

I was going to link a certain Joe Walsh song and call you an equally smoove rogue, but Lorelle of the awesome song list was amused, so I won't.

He's just an ordinary average guy. Every Saturday he works in the yard, picks up the dog doo, hopes that it's hard...


... take out the garbage and clean the garage.
My friend's got a Chrysler, I've got a Dodge  ...


OK. I laughed. Out loud, even.

/We'll both pretend that it's that song.
 
2013-03-22 07:10:27 PM  

Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.


You're going to have us all crying in in our beers here in a minute. :)


Bathia Mapes: WOW! Thanks!
 
2013-03-22 07:12:44 PM  

Shan: kiwimoogle84: Ok wow. How is it POSSIBLE that eight hours after it starts, it's only picking up speed? You guys are so beyond amazing. And I'm going in order. Thanks for the donates and patience!

I must commend you, not for the pictures in and of themselves, but more for the creative solution to a problem.  You wanted to help (as clearly did everyone in this thread) but were unable to provide it in a monetary way so you found something that people would want and made it work.

I've been around Fark for a long while, so I've seen a fair share of "XYZ needs help" threads, and probably missed an even greater number but this is the first time I can recall our own weakness used against us.  So kudos to you, you sneaky temptress you.


I am nothing if not creative. I'm like 105% right brained. Seriously.

/still working on the emails, guys
 
2013-03-22 07:12:48 PM  
FishWife: You look good, man. We miss you and Snowy and I wish nothing but the speediest recovery and the shortest distance between you and a tall Duvel!!
 
2013-03-22 07:12:59 PM  

PastaFazoole: Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.

You're going to have us all crying in in our beers here in a minute. :)


PayPal balance:   $11,107.27 USD

Cry away. :)
 
2013-03-22 07:14:33 PM  

Witchydiva: PastaFazoole: Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.

You're going to have us all crying in in our beers here in a minute. :)

PayPal balance:   $11,107.27 USD

Cry away. :)


I'm emotional over here. My doctor is going to think I'm insane.
 
2013-03-22 07:20:33 PM  

kiwimoogle84: And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.


Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.
 
2013-03-22 07:21:28 PM  

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


img542.imageshack.us

Donation on it's way!
 
2013-03-22 07:21:38 PM  

gambitsgirl: Mine feel awesome on my knees


I bet they'd feel awesome on my knees, too.

/ ;)
 
2013-03-22 07:24:04 PM  

LordOfThePings: kiwimoogle84: And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.


You, sir, owe me a new otter box.
 
2013-03-22 07:26:29 PM  
Get better, farker!
 
2013-03-22 07:26:50 PM  
Witchydiva:
My friend! Keeping busy getting my own health back and working on a job search (no way my employment contract gets renewed after I'd been off sick for the past couple months). I've missed you and Ms. Fuzz! I'm alright, currently living in NL and trying like hell to find a job in the UK or CH so I can leave this place. :)

It still sound like a bloodhound skydiving in your place? ;)


Email sent to your personal acct.
 
2013-03-22 07:27:19 PM  

Gawdzila: gambitsgirl: Mine feel awesome on my knees

I bet they'd feel awesome on my knees, too.

/ ;)


LordOfThePings: kiwimoogle84: And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.


Both well played.

kiwimoogle84: You, sir, owe me a new otter box.


Anyone even tries that one and I call foul, way too easy.
 
2013-03-22 07:28:27 PM  

LordOfThePings: Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.


There was a room in the pictures?
 
2013-03-22 07:28:46 PM  

Gawdzila: gambitsgirl: Mine feel awesome on my knees

I bet they'd feel awesome on my knees, too.

/ ;)


They are fun! Like liquid mercury.
 
2013-03-22 07:29:43 PM  

SoCalChris: LordOfThePings: Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.

There was a room in the pictures?


[Optical_illusion.jpg]
 
2013-03-22 07:30:27 PM  
Thanks  Bathia_Mapes !! What a nice surprise to get at the end of a long day!

And to teh hawt subby (aka kiwimoogle84), after I get my rent and utilities paid this weekend I will see how much is left in the piggy bank to donate. You're awesome for doing this, by the way.
 
2013-03-22 07:32:12 PM  

vegas_greaser: kiwimoogle84: Gawdzila: j4x: This is pretty farking misandric to assume that dudes are only going to donate if a woman shows them tits.

Speaking as a dude... seriously just quit the hypersensitive whining.
No one said or implied that, especially considering that plenty of guys donated before this thread existed.  This is for fun and charity.  And boobs.

And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Most of us (particularly those of us who have experienced huge hospital bills and hard times) would have donated anyway. And Kiwi's pics are very classy.


As I said in the other thread, by the time my husband died we had $100 and two kids and everything else was gone. What Kiwi did was admirable. Like the gift of the magi without the hair and hair clasps and everything else that was in the story.
 
2013-03-22 07:33:13 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Gawdzila: gambitsgirl: Mine feel awesome on my knees

I bet they'd feel awesome on my knees, too.

/ ;)

LordOfThePings: kiwimoogle84: And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.

Both well played.

kiwimoogle84: You, sir, owe me a new otter box.

Anyone even tries that one and I call foul, way too easy.


"Nice beaver!"

"Thanks! I just had it stuffed."
 
2013-03-22 07:33:42 PM  
Donated! And totally worth it... First time BIE actually worked :-)
 
2013-03-22 07:34:46 PM  

gambitsgirl: vegas_greaser: kiwimoogle84: Gawdzila: j4x: This is pretty farking misandric to assume that dudes are only going to donate if a woman shows them tits.

Speaking as a dude... seriously just quit the hypersensitive whining.
No one said or implied that, especially considering that plenty of guys donated before this thread existed.  This is for fun and charity.  And boobs.

And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Most of us (particularly those of us who have experienced huge hospital bills and hard times) would have donated anyway. And Kiwi's pics are very classy.

As I said in the other thread, by the time my husband died we had $100 and two kids and everything else was gone. What Kiwi did was admirable. Like the gift of the magi without the hair and hair clasps and everything else that was in the story.


You guys keep giving me credit and all it cost me was bandwidth :P

Love you dearly, GG. We's widows got to stick together. (Not a thread jack)
 
2013-03-22 07:37:47 PM  

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: vegas_greaser: kiwimoogle84: Gawdzila: j4x: This is pretty farking misandric to assume that dudes are only going to donate if a woman shows them tits.

Speaking as a dude... seriously just quit the hypersensitive whining.
No one said or implied that, especially considering that plenty of guys donated before this thread existed.  This is for fun and charity.  And boobs.

And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Most of us (particularly those of us who have experienced huge hospital bills and hard times) would have donated anyway. And Kiwi's pics are very classy.

As I said in the other thread, by the time my husband died we had $100 and two kids and everything else was gone. What Kiwi did was admirable. Like the gift of the magi without the hair and hair clasps and everything else that was in the story.

You guys keep giving me credit and all it cost me was bandwidth :P

Love you dearly, GG. We's widows got to stick together. (Not a thread jack)


You put yourself out in a very public and very harsh crowd in a personal way. That's more than bandwidth, hun.
 
2013-03-22 07:38:21 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Ok wow. How is it POSSIBLE that eight hours after it starts, it's only picking up speed? You guys are so beyond amazing. And I'm going in order. Thanks for the donates and patience!


It's awesome that this is gaining momentum!
 
2013-03-22 07:42:42 PM  

kiwimoogle84: "Nice beaver!"

"Thanks! I just had it stuffed."


Pretty much.
/and damnit, calling  foul on myself, too tempting to not play with it
//for shame!
How did you ruin your otter box?
You can't just wash it off? That's what most people would do.
If you can't wash it off could you buff it out by hand?
If it's really that bad, I could offer to paint it a nice pearly white.
 
2013-03-22 07:43:57 PM  

gambitsgirl: You put yourself out in a very public and very harsh crowd in a personal way. That's more than bandwidth, hun.


www.godleyisd.net This bares repeating
 
2013-03-22 07:48:01 PM  

omeganuepsilon: kiwimoogle84: "Nice beaver!"

"Thanks! I just had it stuffed."

Pretty much.
/and damnit, calling  foul on myself, too tempting to not play with it
//for shame!
How did you ruin your otter box?
You can't just wash it off? That's what most people would do.
If you can't wash it off could you buff it out by hand?
If it's really that bad, I could offer to paint it a nice pearly white.


Actually, you missed the joke. Otter boxes are indestructible. At least, mine is. But ask me again in a few months- might have broken it by then...
 
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