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(Flickr) Boobies Vincent_Blackshadow and FishWife are still over their heads with hospital bills. To inspire further donations to the cause, Subby is now offering an incentive. Link goes to SFW sample of incentive. More details in thread   (flickr.com) divider line 682
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2013-03-22 05:31:36 PM  

RelaximusPrime: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.

Must. Not. Get. Erecti... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Thanks KM, now I can't go anywhere for 10 minutes cause my cubicle is in a a busy area...

/Darn TFarkettes and their sexy talk


MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!
 
2013-03-22 05:34:41 PM  

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Man... You look like hell. Go get a shower or something. I'm not letting you kiss me on the forehead again unless you've bathed.

/so glad you're back from the dead
 
2013-03-22 05:37:45 PM  

kiwimoogle84: RelaximusPrime: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.

Must. Not. Get. Erecti... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Thanks KM, now I can't go anywhere for 10 minutes cause my cubicle is in a a busy area...

/Darn TFarkettes and their sexy talk

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!


Mudwrestling with Kathy Bates.

/Now I think I'll go throw up.
 
2013-03-22 05:40:30 PM  
Bleah, we've got a high deductible health insurance plan at work too, they're about the only ones in the area with a halfway decent premium. Thankfully neither I or my son have ended up in the hospital and had to deal with the outrageous deductible for a 2 person family, which I think is around 10k for our plan. (Knock on wood)

Good to see him at least conscious and capable of using a keyboard again at least.  Threw in a small donation.
 
2013-03-22 05:42:06 PM  

kiwimoogle84: RelaximusPrime: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.

Must. Not. Get. Erecti... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Thanks KM, now I can't go anywhere for 10 minutes cause my cubicle is in a a busy area...

/Darn TFarkettes and their sexy talk

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!


Mmm. Is she wearing a really thin, sheer blouse?
Go on.
 
2013-03-22 05:43:18 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Roman Fyseek: kiwimoogle84: What about us early donators? Anything for us?

What about the *EARLIEST* donator?  Anything special for him?

I do believe that Witchydiva can confirm that I was the first person to give. Also one of the ones who gave twice!

I tell you guys what- I was gonna post this earlier actually. I'll retro my offer. If you donated before today because you did it for nothing but goodness, shoot me an e-mail. I'll cut you lovely people in :)


Well, I'm still going to donate again anyway... as soon as I get home from work...
 
2013-03-22 05:45:33 PM  

kiwimoogle84: demaL-demaL-yeH: frickinsweet: sorry....I suck as a person :)

That's OK.
Just keep away from my Thin Mints.
I NEVER forget Thin Mints threats.

Oh, what the hey: They're in the freezer, 'sweet.

/Passover begins on Monday, so disappear them by Sunday.

I literally just now tore into my box of thin mints. I keep them on a shelf at work when I need the sugar to stay awake. HIGH FIVE!


You want frickinsweet to help you get rid of your hametz before Pesach, too?

/She specializes in Thin Mints.
 
2013-03-22 05:46:14 PM  

MeSoHomely: kiwimoogle84: RelaximusPrime: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.

Must. Not. Get. Erecti... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Thanks KM, now I can't go anywhere for 10 minutes cause my cubicle is in a a busy area...

/Darn TFarkettes and their sexy talk

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!

Mudwrestling with Kathy Bates.

/Now I think I'll go throw up.


How about a happy medium? A bunny sniffing a sunflower?

/what am I, five?
 
2013-03-22 05:48:20 PM  

kiwimoogle84: ACunningPlan: I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?

Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)

You want a shirtless, sweaty Jensen Ackles? I've got one of those. That, and a shirtless Chris Evans working in a garage. Just say the word.


Donation done.  Thanks ever so much for doing this & I'm too old for either of those fellas:)  Perhaps you can send a double set to someone who was able to make a bigger donation?!
 
2013-03-22 05:51:59 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: kiwimoogle84: demaL-demaL-yeH: frickinsweet: sorry....I suck as a person :)

That's OK.
Just keep away from my Thin Mints.
I NEVER forget Thin Mints threats.

Oh, what the hey: They're in the freezer, 'sweet.

/Passover begins on Monday, so disappear them by Sunday.

I literally just now tore into my box of thin mints. I keep them on a shelf at work when I need the sugar to stay awake. HIGH FIVE!

You want frickinsweet to help you get rid of your hametz before Pesach, too?

/She specializes in Thin Mints.


Not jewish. I can eat all the hametz I want. :)
 
2013-03-22 05:52:08 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?

Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)

I put the same thing into the spot for where I wanted to send it about 5 times in a row. It finally accepted it the 5th time. I have no idea why. So helping seems just as, uh, helpful as calling dibs.

And sorry 'bout the gender mix-up - I really just use 'him' when I have no idea.

/And since you don't need the pics...


No worries; took two goes but it did work - or I've sent money to someone, somewhere anyway.....  If you can persuade kiwimoogle84 to send you my pics, you are very welcome to have them.  That's between you and her:)
 
2013-03-22 05:53:04 PM  
Certainly was on my list to donate today, but I truly appreciate your making it a sweeter venture.  Best use of boobies EVER!
 
2013-03-22 05:53:26 PM  

mtx1234: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.

Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Sweeeet.  Please keep us updated .. any time I play for or otherwise participate in a fundraising effort I find it exciting to track progress.


I have to say that it has been an absolute BLAST watching the notification emails come in on the account, and then going to my PP tab and hitting refresh. Highlight of my week (if not year).

We are currently at $10,587.34, $10k of which has been transferred out of the account and is on the roundabout way to v_b's account.

Also, 3K has been raised since this thread was posted. Thank you again, kiwimoogle84!!!
 
2013-03-22 05:54:02 PM  
Vincent, get better soon!

kiwimoogle84, you're awesome!
 
2013-03-22 05:54:21 PM  

ACunningPlan: kiwimoogle84: ACunningPlan: I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?

Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)

You want a shirtless, sweaty Jensen Ackles? I've got one of those. That, and a shirtless Chris Evans working in a garage. Just say the word.

Donation done.  Thanks ever so much for doing this & I'm too old for either of those fellas:)  Perhaps you can send a double set to someone who was able to make a bigger donation?!


Believe it or not, I have saved every donation proof, and I have a high dollar folder. Not giving away amounts or names, but they know who they are, and they ARE getting something special for it. I've informed them thusly. And thanks for your donation. But PS- you're never too old for eye candy.
 
2013-03-22 05:57:44 PM  

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


He's looking good for 6 weeks. Seriously. I speak from experience. None of my hospital pics are suitable for this site. Or lunch. Keep his ass clean. I got a hell of a fungus infection there and on the jewels due to the fact that the antibiotics killed all my skin bacteria and I had no defense against fungus. Nature is wonderful.

He's really is looking good. He'll make it.

Call if you want, you've got the number.

P
 
2013-03-22 05:59:27 PM  
Donated.

/brilliant idea
 
2013-03-22 06:00:35 PM  

Roman Fyseek: kiwimoogle84: What about us early donators? Anything for us?

What about the *EARLIEST* donator?  Anything special for him?

I do believe that Witchydiva can confirm that I was the first person to give. Also one of the ones who gave twice!


*will vouch for this*

Also, smells_like_meat - you've been wonderful throughout this ordeal. I wish I'd been there for you.
 
2013-03-22 06:01:18 PM  
arrrggh... Can't leave work for another hour... then it'll take me 20-25 minutes to drive home... I've been waiting most of the day to get to see the pics waiting in my inbox. I just have to keep telling myself I need this job, so don't do something HR might have a problem with...

:)
 
2013-03-22 06:02:29 PM  
Ok folks- I'm off work and have a few errands to run- got my own doctor to visit this afternoon, and any positive thoughts that my blood pressure is under 140/100 are welcome.

I'll be checking my e-mail and this thread sporadically this evening and tomorrow and have no fear- I WILL get to you. Thank you for being absolutely amazing, and thank you in advance for your patience. If it continues I'm happy to keep up with the incentives as long as the thread is live.

Give yourselves a freakin' huge round of applause. You're awesome.
 
2013-03-22 06:05:45 PM  

Witchydiva: Also, smells_like_meat - you've been wonderful throughout this ordeal. I wish I'd been there for you.


Ditto.
 
2013-03-22 06:07:31 PM  
Get well, you renegade HST Quoting madman.

/paypalled
 
2013-03-22 06:07:40 PM  

Witchydiva: We are currently at $10,587.34, $10k of which has been transferred out of the account and is on the roundabout way to v_b's account.


Knowing Farkers, some of this money is pretty hammered (I know mine was). Try not to shake it up too much on the roundabout.
 
2013-03-22 06:08:06 PM  
Nice jorb Farkers!

PS: Big thanks to Bathia_Mapes, I guess someone was feeling generous. I'm kicking in an extra few bucks just because of that. Thanks!
 
2013-03-22 06:08:17 PM  

Witchydiva: mtx1234: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.

Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Sweeeet.  Please keep us updated .. any time I play for or otherwise participate in a fundraising effort I find it exciting to track progress.

I have to say that it has been an absolute BLAST watching the notification emails come in on the account, and then going to my PP tab and hitting refresh. Highlight of my week (if not year).

We are currently at $10,587.34, $10k of which has been transferred out of the account and is on the roundabout way to v_b's account.

Also, 3K has been raised since this thread was posted. Thank you again, kiwimoogle84!!!


More fun than I've had in a long time, and ego boosting at that. Makes me happy :)
 
2013-03-22 06:09:22 PM  

Witchydiva: We are currently at $10,587.34, $10k of which has been transferred out of the account and is on the roundabout way to v_b's account.


That's freaking awesome. Many many thanks to everyone. Mike's a dear friend and it means a lot to see everyone rally 'round him like this.
 
2013-03-22 06:10:37 PM  

Witchydiva: Also, smells_like_meat - you've been wonderful throughout this ordeal. I wish I'd been there for you.


techmom: Witchydiva: Also, smells_like_meat - you've been wonderful throughout this ordeal. I wish I'd been there for you.

Ditto.


Very much appreciated. We're really private people. Different strokes. For us, your good thoughts were enough.

I just looked at my "photo album". ::shudder::.

Get better V_B, you're a lucky guy.
 
2013-03-22 06:10:43 PM  
I'm in.  Never have I seen a thread more perfectly embody everything I love about Fark.

(And still someone will see me posting in this thread and write yet another letter to someone requesting that my ordination be revoked.)
 
2013-03-22 06:16:36 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Not jewish. I can eat all the hametz I want. :)


Nobody's perfect.
You're piling up gemilut chasadim anyway.
 
2013-03-22 06:17:53 PM  

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


He's alive and eating junk food! Get this man a beer!
 
2013-03-22 06:22:10 PM  

FishWife: Lorelle: Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab

it's really the nipplage


Specifics vary person to person as far as specific location of interest.  But over all it's instinct.
Some examples:
Anything of a similar composure(soft, round, warm) is relatively rare, so fixating on it would give an evolutionary advantage.

Cleavage, anything soft with cleavage is strongly tied to....female reproductive anatomy, which men seek out for very obvious reasons.

It has been postulated that the nipplage can resemble eyes and trigger the (large)portion of the brain which processes faces, in the same way pareidolia works.  In a sense, if we're staring at nipples, on a subconscious level we cannot control, we are looking you in the eye.  Can't help it wires get crossed.  We see two things staring at us, so we stare right back.  Unfortunately we cannot see through clothing, but if the shape is there, we're doubly fixated, we know there's eyes there, but we can't quite find them, so we keep looking...

-Makes us sound dumb, sure, but it's not a function of the mind we control well, if at all.  Still think us uncivilized? Try to control when you salivate by conscious will alone.  Difficulty: Right now, no Pavlov style training via association.

Fruit, seed, etc etc, it is all intermingled symbolically way way back in society.


And lastly, the all too often forgotten motive for being fascinated with something:

Pure beauty. Need not be even about sex or eroticism, so don't go all kink or pedobear jokes here, just appreciation of natural art, the perception of an abstract creation inspiration of human emotion.

Arcs and curves that are just as precious in all their variations as are any cloud-spotted sunset or sunrise, hypnotizing campfire or waterfall, gardens well planted that fill people with joy...
The way some old people smile at the young at play, youth so filled with energy and life that the elders are taken back to the days when they were as carefree and vibrant, no envy or malice, just appreciation for how fine life is, even if short.
The way a very quiet foggy morning, everything shrouded in veils of grey, creates an exhilarating mystery....
Standing in a field with a thunder storm well on the way, but you can only hear the gentle breeze, just enough to make your hair stand on end, you can feel the electricity in the air but are rooted, as if it's the breath of beast that's been stalking you, that rush of fear that's pleasurable but not yet to panic, the anticipation that something monumental is near..

Am I a mongrel, that I could not stop myself from being held in thrall by a being so beautiful that I am frozen by equal parts fear, joy, and curiosity?
 
2013-03-22 06:27:06 PM  

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


Get well soon V_B! ♥
 
2013-03-22 06:28:12 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Specifics vary person to person as far as specific location of interest.  But over all it's instinct...


!!!

/looks down at her own saggy mammary glands
//is suddenly in awe of their power
 
2013-03-22 06:29:01 PM  
Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vb­l­ac­kshadow*fu­ndr­ais­er­[nospam-﹫-backwards]liamg­*com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.
 
2013-03-22 06:29:07 PM  

cjoshuav: I'm in.  Never have I seen a thread more perfectly embody everything I love about Fark.

(And still someone will see me posting in this thread and write yet another letter to someone requesting that my ordination be revoked.)


How funny.  Can't you tell them the oil doesn't wash off?

/atheist btw, but that was always my understanding of how the technology worked:)
 
2013-03-22 06:29:40 PM  

gunrunner: Bathia_Mapes , you are good people! danke!


You're very welcome. :-)
 
2013-03-22 06:30:57 PM  

vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblack­shado­w­*f­u­ndr­a­iser[nospam-﹫-backwards]liam­g­*co­m email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.


Don't copy and paste. You have to type it from scratch. Let me know if that helps
 
2013-03-22 06:32:01 PM  

vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.


Just a FYI-You cannot copy/paste any part of the email address. You must type it out manually.
 
2013-03-22 06:32:39 PM  

Usurper4: Yes, even the bastards on the Politics tab


let's not get too carried away now      v_b
 
2013-03-22 06:33:18 PM  

frickinsweet: EatenTheSun: I usually only pay single mothers and community college students to see their boobs. Are you either of those?

I'm a single mother, and I have boobs.


how you dooin'?

:-)

/bie?
//eip :-D
 
2013-03-22 06:33:19 PM  
vegas_greaser:

Some people said you have to type the address in manually, and others said it took them several tries even doing that. Mine went through right away, but that was earlier, and traffic might have picked up since most people have gotten to go home by now...

... not me, though. Still at work.
 
2013-03-22 06:33:37 PM  
kiwimoogle84:

i105.photobucket.com
You did something very good today.  FWIW, you will always be on my "good people" list.  Thank you.
 
2013-03-22 06:35:18 PM  

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


*waves at V_B*
 
2013-03-22 06:36:29 PM  

vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.


It's the text formatting from copy/paste.  I had the same thing, and had to reload the page to type the whole address in  manually.
 
2013-03-22 06:36:48 PM  

FloydA: kiwimoogle84:


You did something very good today.  FWIW, you will always be on my "good people" list.  Thank you.


I dunno, you haven't been privy to any of my bootstrappy rants yet :P

Thanks dude.
 
2013-03-22 06:37:18 PM  
Donated.

Hope V_B gets better soon.  MRSA is nothing to mess with.
 
2013-03-22 06:38:21 PM  

Lorelle: Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab


There's just something about the shape of them... dunno, couldn't explain it.  It's like trying to explain why a flower is pretty.
Also they feel nice :)
 
2013-03-22 06:39:27 PM  

vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.


Nevermind. Got it to work. Kiwi, you have email!
 
2013-03-22 06:40:25 PM  
It's a shame chair-slats guy didn't get pictures.  Those would have been priceless.
 
2013-03-22 06:41:43 PM  

JerkStore: Nice jorb Farkers!

PS: Big thanks to Bathia_Mapes, I guess someone was feeling generous. I'm kicking in an extra few bucks just because of that. Thanks!


You're welcome and thank you for donating.
 
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