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(Flickr) Boobies Vincent_Blackshadow and FishWife are still over their heads with hospital bills. To inspire further donations to the cause, Subby is now offering an incentive. Link goes to SFW sample of incentive. More details in thread   (flickr.com) divider line 682
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DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 04:40:39 PM  

kiwimoogle84: DGS: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

That's a lot of whelming. And we're hoping for more good news soon. If you were local I'd share some Balvenie, too. I'll just drink some on your behalf, 'k?

Doublewood? What year? KIND of a scotch snob. I have one of the now-discontinued JW Green Label bottles, sealed in the original box. Waiting for it to go completely extinct so it's worth money :)


Doublewood 12, ayup.
 
2013-03-22 04:42:06 PM  

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.



i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-22 04:43:06 PM  
Those are some nice boobies.

Take my money, and use it in good health.

Literally. Feel better, man.
 
2013-03-22 04:44:14 PM  

kiwimoogle84: DGS: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

That's a lot of whelming. And we're hoping for more good news soon. If you were local I'd share some Balvenie, too. I'll just drink some on your behalf, 'k?

Doublewood? What year? KIND of a scotch snob. I have one of the now-discontinued JW Green Label bottles, sealed in the original box. Waiting for it to go completely extinct so it's worth money :)


wait what, no more green?? So i should stop drinking the bottle my sister got me for christmas?

/Ok, back to my bruichladdich rocks then...
 
2013-03-22 04:45:00 PM  

Jim DiGriz: I put my money where my mouth is (Who came up with that saying? Yuck!)


When I worked at state park I had one of those bank pouches with over a grand in small bills.  In a moment of extreme lack of thought, after it had been sitting on a hot dash all day(right before I set up to do balancing for the week), I decided to fan it out and take a whiff.

It smelled about how you would think half rotten leather, moist with ass-sweat from very unsanitary people, would smell like.  The included faint aroma from the odd bunch of assorted change was less than complimentary.
(You know which bodily fluid coins(especiallypennies) smell like?  Here's a hint: SEMEN )

I have a tendency to not like handling cash at all anymore.  I think it would be less risky to shake hands with every guy coming out of a truckstop bathroom.

/what doesn't kill you...
 
2013-03-22 04:45:57 PM  

Maud Dib: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


[i0.kym-cdn.com image 348x232]


Of course, it'll have to wait appx five months for my own medical issues to be sorted, but that's neither here nor there. I'm only too happy to help out however I can. and I'm still shocked at how steady the generosity flow is.
 
2013-03-22 04:48:48 PM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.

do i hear the next fundraiser in the works??


Spent this whole thread waiting for the right time to post this, and here we are:
i1011.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:49:11 PM  
I wasn't going to say this - but now that there's been an appearance - maybe the married Farkers who can't/won't receive Kiwi's moogles or the Farkettes who don't want to see them can be motivated by some other fungible nonmonetary incentive.  No?
 
2013-03-22 04:49:17 PM  
Bathia_Mapes , you are good people! danke!
 
2013-03-22 04:50:19 PM  
I approve this message. And those boobs.
 
2013-03-22 04:50:56 PM  

gunrunner: Bathia_Mapes , you are good people! danke!


i know, right! this thing beside the handle, yeah its new.
 
2013-03-22 04:51:40 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I wasn't going to say this - but now that there's been an appearance - maybe the married Farkers who can't/won't receive Kiwi's moogles or the Farkettes who don't want to see them can be motivated by some other fungible nonmonetary incentive.  No?


For the ladies, I have several very attractive shirtless hot guy pics on my phone, but other than that, I have no idea what else they might want, though I've also got a score of lolcats. ONE DOLLAR PER LOLCAT FOR THE LADIES!!!
 
2013-03-22 04:51:52 PM  

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


Care Kiwi!  After that he may need a Defib!
 
2013-03-22 04:52:28 PM  

DGS: It's like a who's who in here now. Drew, Unfreakable, a V_b sighting.. well damn.


This calls for a badge!


i1095.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:52:31 PM  
kiwimoogle84:

Of course, it'll have to wait appx five months for my own medical issues to be sorted, but that's neither here nor there. I'm only too happy to help out however I can. and I'm still shocked at how steady the generosity flow is.


Hope everything is well for you, H.
 
2013-03-22 04:54:27 PM  

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


DUDE! Welcome back!
 
2013-03-22 04:54:35 PM  
If only I could mail you some Newfoundland beer, V-B - holy geez, there's a brewery here that puts actual HONEY in their honey brown ale! Ambrosia!

Get better sir, there's a world of beer out here! And to all those who contributed a few dollars or their best wishes - may the wind blow you all sweetly to safe harbours.
 
2013-03-22 04:55:32 PM  
Happy dance!!!

Insert Kermit flail gif here
 
2013-03-22 04:57:00 PM  

Maud Dib: kiwimoogle84:

Of course, it'll have to wait appx five months for my own medical issues to be sorted, but that's neither here nor there. I'm only too happy to help out however I can. and I'm still shocked at how steady the generosity flow is.


Hope everything is well for you, H.


If you want the story, shoot me another e-mail. I'll share the secret with ya :)
 
2013-03-22 05:02:11 PM  

kiwimoogle84:  I'm not saying I'm the hottest chick on fark, and my knees may be too sharp for some of you, but it's for a good cause, so I'm throwing it all out there.


Oh, hush. You're awesome.
 
2013-03-22 05:05:37 PM  
i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 05:05:40 PM  
Bookmarked for afterwork donation, yall rock!
 
2013-03-22 05:06:30 PM  
I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.
 
2013-03-22 05:08:18 PM  

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


Good for every single one of YOU!
 
2013-03-22 05:08:23 PM  

ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.


I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?
 
2013-03-22 05:09:19 PM  

Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab
 
2013-03-22 05:09:35 PM  

drunk_flowers: Happy dance!!!

Insert Kermit flail gif here


pink hair forever!! :)
 
2013-03-22 05:09:53 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I'm still shocked at how steady the generosity flow is.


Fark is known for its steady flow.
 
2013-03-22 05:10:18 PM  

ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.


You need to set up an account I believe. Then when it asks you who you want to send the money to, I think that's when you put the email in.

And anyone can donate- if you e-mail me, I'm e-mailing you back. If you want to be left out of the incentive package, there's no need to e-mail me personally.
 
2013-03-22 05:10:29 PM  

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


He's looking good considering what he's gone through!
 
2013-03-22 05:10:57 PM  

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Awesome.
 
2013-03-22 05:11:15 PM  

Lorelle: Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab


it's really the nipplage
 
2013-03-22 05:11:23 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?


Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)
 
2013-03-22 05:15:22 PM  

drunk_flowers: Insert Kermit flail gif here


choosepp.net
I see your Kermit and raise you a Jake
 
2013-03-22 05:15:24 PM  
I don't lurk Fark much these days and probably would have missed this if it weren't for the boobies tag. Happy to help a little, pics were a nice bonus, although I'd probably be stupid loose with my few remaining dollars for more of dat backside.
 
2013-03-22 05:15:33 PM  
It's times like this that make me wonder why we don't have a Fark classified section. We're a total community, so I wouldn't feel at all adverse to helping out other Farkers by sending business their way, or giving discounts to my business. Yes, even the bastards on the Politics tab...
 
2013-03-22 05:15:53 PM  
Hmmm...looks like he's nomming on a box of See's Candy.
 
2013-03-22 05:17:31 PM  

ACunningPlan: I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?

Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)


I put the same thing into the spot for where I wanted to send it about 5 times in a row. It finally accepted it the 5th time. I have no idea why. So helping seems just as, uh, helpful as calling dibs.

And sorry 'bout the gender mix-up - I really just use 'him' when I have no idea.

/And since you don't need the pics...
 
2013-03-22 05:20:03 PM  

ACunningPlan: I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?

Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)


You want a shirtless, sweaty Jensen Ackles? I've got one of those. That, and a shirtless Chris Evans working in a garage. Just say the word.
 
2013-03-22 05:20:40 PM  

frickinsweet: sorry....I suck as a person :)


That's OK.
Just keep away from my Thin Mints.
I NEVER forget Thin Mints threats.

Oh, what the hey: They're in the freezer, 'sweet.

/Passover begins on Monday, so disappear them by Sunday.
 
2013-03-22 05:22:48 PM  

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Awesome!

Whatever you do, do NOT drink out of that little clear jug they have hung on the railing of your bed!

/Takes DAYS to get that taste out of your mouth.
//So I've heard.
 
2013-03-22 05:24:33 PM  

Lorelle: Hmmm...looks like he's nomming on a box of See's Candy.


That is indeed See's, courtesy of VivianVivisect. I believe it is mostly dark chocolate, with some caramel and toffee, for the Missus. Now we know v_b is a bogarting bastage. ;) Vivian also dropped this off. :)
 
2013-03-22 05:26:06 PM  
kiwimoogle84:
You want a shirtless, sweaty Jensen Ackles? I've got one of those.

www.nightbiscuit.com
 
2013-03-22 05:26:48 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: frickinsweet: sorry....I suck as a person :)

That's OK.
Just keep away from my Thin Mints.
I NEVER forget Thin Mints threats.

Oh, what the hey: They're in the freezer, 'sweet.

/Passover begins on Monday, so disappear them by Sunday.


I literally just now tore into my box of thin mints. I keep them on a shelf at work when I need the sugar to stay awake. HIGH FIVE!
 
2013-03-22 05:26:57 PM  
I put in what I could. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery. This is truly a place filled with incredible people.
 
2013-03-22 05:27:40 PM  
kiwimoogle84: What about us early donators? Anything for us?

What about the *EARLIEST* donator?  Anything special for him?

I do believe that Witchydiva can confirm that I was the first person to give. Also one of the ones who gave twice!
 
2013-03-22 05:29:56 PM  

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


Must. Not. Get. Erecti... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Thanks KM, now I can't go anywhere for 10 minutes cause my cubicle is in a a busy area...

/Darn TFarkettes and their sexy talk
 
2013-03-22 05:30:20 PM  

Roman Fyseek: kiwimoogle84: What about us early donators? Anything for us?

What about the *EARLIEST* donator?  Anything special for him?

I do believe that Witchydiva can confirm that I was the first person to give. Also one of the ones who gave twice!


I tell you guys what- I was gonna post this earlier actually. I'll retro my offer. If you donated before today because you did it for nothing but goodness, shoot me an e-mail. I'll cut you lovely people in :)
 
2013-03-22 05:30:45 PM  
I wish I had a nice body to show off.  The best I could do is share an amusing anecdote about my testicles (low quality video from an open mic).  I suspect that might be more of a disincentive than an incentive though.
 
2013-03-22 05:31:18 PM  

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.

Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


Sweeeet.  Please keep us updated .. any time I play for or otherwise participate in a fundraising effort I find it exciting to track progress.
 
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