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(Flickr) Boobies Vincent_Blackshadow and FishWife are still over their heads with hospital bills. To inspire further donations to the cause, Subby is now offering an incentive. Link goes to SFW sample of incentive. More details in thread   (flickr.com ) divider line
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2013-03-22 03:38:16 PM  

kiwimoogle84: jfivealive: ajt167: You ladies need to realize the amount of good things you can accomplish with your boobs, the power you wield. Just imagine if every woman with an attractiveness rating of 5 and over got together and said to the world governments "end all wars within 24 hours and we will all be topless for the rest of the week."

I'm pretty sure the cure for cancer is tits

What about breast cancer?


Still tits, but indirectly.  No man will ever be able to gaze upon a woman's breasts ever again until cancer is cured.  That shiat will be gone in a half hour.
 
2013-03-22 03:39:53 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.


I'm pretty sure you will be bringing more than "the good" out of some of them.
 
2013-03-22 03:41:49 PM  

FloydA: Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3

There's a FB group too?  Do you have a link handy?


Doh, that is what I get for not using preview.

book of the face dot com /groups/231511130224277
 
2013-03-22 03:42:32 PM  

techmom: gunrunner: Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3

see..never underestimate the powers of "misfits"....I'd rather have 1000 misfits on my side than 10 "normal" people...."misfits" usually still arent jaded enough to think "I dont have 12.5 K, so I can't do anything...."misfits" think..."eh, I'll give a few bucks, and someone else will give a few buck, and we just might get this covered."

Isn't that how a DDOS attack works? ;)

kiwimoogle84, good on ya. I think I said before that your offer of your expertise was awesome... and you're purty, too!


Under glamorous makeup and the right lighting, I think everyone is :) But you are very sweet!
 
2013-03-22 03:42:41 PM  

JohnnyShotMe: kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.

I'm pretty sure you will be bringing more than "the good" out of some of them.


You mean "the bad" and "the ugly" as well?
 
2013-03-22 03:49:09 PM  

ertai_lapis: JohnnyShotMe: kiwimoogle84:
Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.

I'm pretty sure you will be bringing more than "the good" out of some of them.

You mean "the bad" and "the ugly" as well?


I'm pretty sure some of them will be beating "the bad" out of "the ugly".
 
2013-03-22 03:50:20 PM  

Witchydiva: FloydA: Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3

There's a FB group too?  Do you have a link handy?

Doh, that is what I get for not using preview.

book of the face dot com /groups/231511130224277


Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).
 
2013-03-22 03:53:59 PM  

Vitamin Pb: ertai_lapis: JohnnyShotMe: kiwimoogle84:
Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.

I'm pretty sure you will be bringing more than "the good" out of some of them.

You mean "the bad" and "the ugly" as well?

I'm pretty sure some of them will be beating "the bad" out of "the ugly".


I'm laughing so hard right now. I just choked on my lunch. My boss came by very concerned. It was hilarious.
 
2013-03-22 03:56:55 PM  

frickinsweet: EatenTheSun: I usually only pay single mothers and community college students to see their boobs. Are you either of those?

I'm a single mother, and I have boobs.


The usual $20 per song?
 
2013-03-22 03:56:55 PM  
sorry....I suck as a person :)
 
2013-03-22 04:02:57 PM  
FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!
 
2013-03-22 04:05:28 PM  

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


YOU PEOPLE ROCK. EACH AND EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU.
 
2013-03-22 04:05:47 PM  

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


/cheers
 
2013-03-22 04:06:44 PM  

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 04:07:47 PM  

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


+eleventy of awesomeness or some such

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.


Sign me up. :D
 
2013-03-22 04:08:09 PM  
Just as an abstract:

I would have 2 pre-requisites to donation.
1. I know the person.  I see threads akin to this on occasion on fark and think to myself, "I've literally never seen that name before this page headline/thread."
-not being offensive, but I'm on here a lot If I'm not posting I'm probably lurking, a lot of you know (and hate me) for one topic or another I'm sure, I certainly recognize a great many handles here.
(a quick google  of fark yields no page on fark with both our handles(excepting where google's cache has the headline at the bottom of the page)
2. I not be laid up from work myself, nothing dramatic, but spending is cut util I get back to work.

I will say, after looking at his profile, you can just tell he's a great guy.  There are millions of great people in need, and at any given point in time I give zero farks about any of them.  Having said that, this degenerate apathetic asshole wishes VB and family the best.
 
2013-03-22 04:09:12 PM  

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


That is incredible. Well done, Farkers. Well done
d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-03-22 04:09:20 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.


I'll take a raincheck, if I ever make it to where you are or if you ever find yourself in the upstate new york area.
 
2013-03-22 04:10:32 PM  

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:12:04 PM  
techmom:

Isn't that how a DDOS attack works? ;)

we are a DDOS for the power of good!
 
2013-03-22 04:13:31 PM  
Just saw the pics. Awesome! Those eyes...... Then saw that we broke 10k. Even better.

And for no reason whatsoever, how to brush your teeth. THE ULTRA MANLY WAY!!!!!!


i881.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:14:40 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.


I bet you do....and so do I.... :)

Awesome pics, kiwi, and FARKers ROCK!
 
2013-03-22 04:16:09 PM  

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


\o/
 
2013-03-22 04:17:53 PM  
It's stuff like this that is one of the reasons I have visited this site on a near-daily basis for close to a decade - along with the 'shop contests, hilarious comments, gripping flamewars, and rehead threads, of course.

Fark is the best community on the internet.
 
2013-03-22 04:17:54 PM  
Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!
 
2013-03-22 04:18:03 PM  
I think it's a great gesture.  I have to think that you're bringing in people (like me) who normally might not come into a thread for someone they don't know.  Unfortunately, I have to wait until after work to donate.

I have a feeling your email server might be a little overloaded today!
Keep up the great work!
 
2013-03-22 04:19:16 PM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.

I'll take a raincheck, if I ever make it to where you are or if you ever find yourself in the upstate new york area.


Only if the Red Sox are in town :P I'm just joking. Don't make it that way often but I do have friends in Philadelphia, so if I do ever make it that way, I'll plan a Fark party at Dave and Busters or something :)
 
2013-03-22 04:19:31 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.


As long as it's not a group hug.  Those can get weird when you're naked.

/That is what you meant, right? RIGHT???
//Don't look at me like that.
 
2013-03-22 04:20:46 PM  
Morgan Freeman broke all out up in here again
 
2013-03-22 04:21:18 PM  

Drew: Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!


Drew popped his head into a thread I started.

I can literally die happy now.
 
2013-03-22 04:21:51 PM  
kiwimoogle84:

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.


I believe "tumescent" is the operative word here.
 
2013-03-22 04:22:07 PM  
PS - when Morgan Freeman speaks it's that bright highlighter yellow so he will be heard
 
2013-03-22 04:22:40 PM  

Drew: Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!


Boobies themselves are redundant, being 2 of them, and they point out.
 
2013-03-22 04:23:27 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Drew: Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!

Drew popped his head into a thread I started.

I can literally die happy now.


Screw him. You raised like $3000 with your bod!!! Stellar. It takes Drew 5 months at $5 a pop to get to that.
 
2013-03-22 04:23:43 PM  
God help paypal if they lock this fundraiser down.
 
2013-03-22 04:24:06 PM  
Boss is here. Quick! Everyone grab a broom and look busy. *starts washing windows, whistling innocently*
 
2013-03-22 04:26:31 PM  

gambitsgirl: kiwimoogle84: Drew: Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!

Drew popped his head into a thread I started.

I can literally die happy now.

Screw him. You raised like $3000 with your bod!!! Stellar. It takes Drew 5 months at $5 a pop to get to that.


Yeah, and I might be biased, but I think that shade of lipstick looks better on a brunette.
 
2013-03-22 04:29:33 PM  
Oh shiat, it's Drew!

*sits up straight, shuffles papers, pretends to be on phone*
 
2013-03-22 04:31:07 PM  
Good jerb making it this far! Can we break 15k? There will be more bills. Physical Therapy, meds, equipment rental (if any), medical visits, etc... Plus normal bills that might have been forgotten about while they've been dealing with this. I put my money where my mouth is (Who came up with that saying? Yuck!), now it's time for some of you other slackers to pick it up.   :)
 
2013-03-22 04:31:33 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Vitamin Pb: I just wanted to say thanks for putting out Kiwi!

I mean putting *this* out. This. I definitely meant putting *this* out.
Didn't mean to imply that Kiwi was putting out.

Sorry for any misunderstanding there.
Carry on.

*snerk*

That'd be difficult to do from here. Most of you guys are several thousand miles away from me.


I've got a truck and just enough money for gas if I don't eat much and sleep by the side of the road.

I don't know why I would think of that fact right now.
 
2013-03-22 04:32:43 PM  
The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 04:35:15 PM  

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


That's a lot of whelming. And we're hoping for more good news soon. If you were local I'd share some Balvenie, too. I'll just drink some on your behalf, 'k?
 
2013-03-22 04:36:08 PM  

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


V_B!!!!  Happy to see you're able to post. Your next Newcastle is on me, sir.
 
2013-03-22 04:36:24 PM  

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


Order up!

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:37:29 PM  

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 04:37:56 PM  

Unfreakable: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

V_B!!!!  Happy to see you're able to post. Your next Newcastle is on me, sir.


It's like a who's who in here now. Drew, Unfreakable, a V_b sighting.. well damn.
 
2013-03-22 04:39:29 PM  

DGS: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

That's a lot of whelming. And we're hoping for more good news soon. If you were local I'd share some Balvenie, too. I'll just drink some on your behalf, 'k?


Doublewood? What year? KIND of a scotch snob. I have one of the now-discontinued JW Green Label bottles, sealed in the original box. Waiting for it to go completely extinct so it's worth money :)
 
2013-03-22 04:39:37 PM  

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


Get well soonest! And if I ever get out to CA, the Newcastle is on me!
 
2013-03-22 04:40:02 PM  

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


do i hear the next fundraiser in the works??
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 04:40:04 PM  

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


Aaaaand I'll be in my bunk. Or KM84's bunk. Whichever.
 
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