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(Flickr) Boobies Vincent_Blackshadow and FishWife are still over their heads with hospital bills. To inspire further donations to the cause, Subby is now offering an incentive. Link goes to SFW sample of incentive. More details in thread   (flickr.com) divider line 682
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2013-03-22 01:47:10 PM  

kiwimoogle84: ansuz07: [www.britmums.com image 560x388]

You actually made me tear up. Seriously, I'm not that special. I'm a cranky old lady who has done her share of bad deeds. I'm just trying to help a friend. And I'm actually a little shocked at how well it's worked.


Kindness, humility, loyalty, commitment - these things are special.

V_B is lucky to have a friend like you.  Seeing people like you doing things like this reminds me that humanity is basically good and caring.  I need to be reminded of that every now and then, so thank you.
 
2013-03-22 01:48:36 PM  
Sent. Good on you!
 
2013-03-22 01:49:01 PM  

the_celt: kiwimoogle84: Let me just say really quick-

You guys are phenomenal. Really. Only the people involved with the fundraiser paypal and I have seen the amounts of donations you guys are making, and SO MANY OF YOU have gone above and beyond pocket change. The amount of generosity I'm seeing here is absolutely staggering, and makes me just a teensy bit misty in the eyeballs.

Also, hoping I haven't disappointed anyone :P

There's a reason I love being part of this community, and you guys feel like family some days. A few of you know my personal circumstances I'm dealing with right now, and this much love for an internet stranger just makes me so happy, I can't even express.

Ok, woman-switch off, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.

I'm having trouble with the non Paypal link so... I opened a Paypal account and it won't let me donate until my bank info is verified in a couple of days. :-/
Is there some other way I can donate or otherwise make this happen?  I would like to help and I love me some pinups!


Shoot me an e-mail.
 
2013-03-22 01:50:28 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 600x418]
I do wut I want!


I lol'd
 
2013-03-22 01:51:17 PM  

gambitsgirl: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I always see this account and Drew and read the comments in Morgan Freeman's God voice


HAAAA! Reminds me of something I saw once- The greatest way to die would be  by getting shot by Clint Eastwood and my death narrated by Morgan Freeman.
 
2013-03-22 01:52:47 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.


You deserve that much at very least.

/left out obligatory Sixteen Candles quote about not many women in contemporary society giving out semi-naked pics of themselves to help out a geek like v_b
 
2013-03-22 01:53:49 PM  
Or James Earl Jones!!
 
2013-03-22 01:53:54 PM  

Moderator: kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.

You deserve that much at very least.

/left out obligatory Sixteen Candles quote about not many women in contemporary society giving out semi-naked pics of themselves to help out a geek like v_b


Yeah, and thankfully no one robbed my underwear drawer.
 
2013-03-22 01:54:33 PM  

Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.


I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.
 
2013-03-22 01:55:15 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: $5 for boobies is a good price, but how much for gash?

/Just kidding
//Seriously, how much?


Just so no one gets the wrong idea, I donated some money in addition to the snark.

/And they're spectacular - thanks, kiwimoogle84
 
2013-03-22 01:56:57 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Moderator: kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.

You deserve that much at very least.

/left out obligatory Sixteen Candles quote about not many women in contemporary society giving out semi-naked pics of themselves to help out a geek like v_b

Yeah, and thankfully no one robbed my underwear drawer.


Says you.

BTW, you're out of milk.
 
2013-03-22 01:57:31 PM  

ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.


I'm 99% certain the mods know the difference between someone expressing an honest opinion and a troll. An honest opinion is "I don't agree with what you're doing." Trolls were attacking me personally. Not that I care. This has worked way better than I had hoped. And I'm having a blast. I'm glad I have lenient bosses. =D
 
2013-03-22 01:57:54 PM  

ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.


If you get your jollies shiatting all over a thread like this, where Farkers are going out of their way to help other Farkers, then you're not a real Farker - just an asshole. If you object to the moderators doing their part in keeping the thread free of thread-shiatting assholes, you're probably not the right kind of person for Fark.

/Will you sleep with me now, Moderator?
 
2013-03-22 02:00:26 PM  

unchellmatt: kiwimoogle84: Moderator: kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.

You deserve that much at very least.

/left out obligatory Sixteen Candles quote about not many women in contemporary society giving out semi-naked pics of themselves to help out a geek like v_b

Yeah, and thankfully no one robbed my underwear drawer.

Says you.

BTW, you're out of milk.


Well since there's no granny panties in there, I'd be fine with you showing them off.

And I'm starting to get just a smidge behind because I'll have a meeting in about ten minutes, but I'll be back soon. Keep fighting the good fight, and have fun in my absence.
 
2013-03-22 02:01:23 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

If you get your jollies shiatting all over a thread like this, where Farkers are going out of their way to help other Farkers, then you're not a real Farker - just an asshole. If you object to the moderators doing their part in keeping the thread free of thread-shiatting assholes, you're probably not the right kind of person for Fark.

/Will you sleep with me now, Moderator?


THIS

/Minus the sleep with me part.
 
2013-03-22 02:01:29 PM  

kiwimoogle84: the_celt: kiwimoogle84: Let me just say really quick-

You guys are phenomenal. Really. Only the people involved with the fundraiser paypal and I have seen the amounts of donations you guys are making, and SO MANY OF YOU have gone above and beyond pocket change. The amount of generosity I'm seeing here is absolutely staggering, and makes me just a teensy bit misty in the eyeballs.

Also, hoping I haven't disappointed anyone :P

There's a reason I love being part of this community, and you guys feel like family some days. A few of you know my personal circumstances I'm dealing with right now, and this much love for an internet stranger just makes me so happy, I can't even express.

Ok, woman-switch off, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.

I'm having trouble with the non Paypal link so... I opened a Paypal account and it won't let me donate until my bank info is verified in a couple of days. :-/
Is there some other way I can donate or otherwise make this happen?  I would like to help and I love me some pinups!

Shoot me an e-mail.


Sent.  Thank you.
 
2013-03-22 02:01:34 PM  

unchellmatt: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

I think some mods broke out the LART.


And there was much rejoycing.

/Had to explain what a LART was the other day
//My own fault; I put "I'm gonna LART that pinhead" in a work email
///Fortunately, said pinhead was an Ensign, so everyone agreed that my response was appropriate
 
2013-03-22 02:01:38 PM  
kiwimoogle84:

...

Sent.
 
2013-03-22 02:01:39 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

If you get your jollies shiatting all over a thread like this, where Farkers are going out of their way to help other Farkers, then you're not a real Farker - just an asshole. If you object to the moderators doing their part in keeping the thread free of thread-shiatting assholes, you're probably not the right kind of person for Fark.

/Will you sleep with me now, Moderator?


Agreed. I couldn't have picked a better time to throw my name in the hat with you lot.

This is the Internet at its best.

/nice job moderator
//no time like the present to try and learn HTML
 
2013-03-22 02:04:59 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

If you get your jollies shiatting all over a thread like this, where Farkers are going out of their way to help other Farkers, then you're not a real Farker - just an asshole. If you object to the moderators doing their part in keeping the thread free of thread-shiatting assholes, you're probably not the right kind of person for Fark.

/Will you sleep with me now, Moderator?


I'm not sure if you're referring to me personally in your second case, but if you are, read my original post again.
 
2013-03-22 02:05:11 PM  
I'll see what I can do....the last time I had more hospital bills than I knew what to do I just said 'sorry' and let it ride until they wrote them off

/crappy credit
 
2013-03-22 02:05:21 PM  

mithras_angel: unchellmatt: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

I think some mods broke out the LART.

And there was much rejoycing.

/Had to explain what a LART was the other day
//My own fault; I put "I'm gonna LART that pinhead" in a work email
///Fortunately, said pinhead was an Ensign, so everyone agreed that my response was appropriate


Umm, so, yeah. Could you please indulge me? I, um, forgot.

Yeah, forgot, that's the ticket.
 
2013-03-22 02:05:40 PM  
kiwimoogle84:

The pics are stunning, BTW.  Thank you.
 
2013-03-22 02:07:45 PM  

ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.


There's an archive with hundreds of places to shiat on people even in fun where one of own isn't standing in the middle sort of naked.
 
2013-03-22 02:07:46 PM  

Baldrick's Cunning Plan: //no time like the present to try and learn HTML


Well, first tip: double-slashies don't actually work.

It's fun to stay at the HTML.
 
2013-03-22 02:08:31 PM  

Baldrick's Cunning Plan: mithras_angel: unchellmatt: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

I think some mods broke out the LART.

And there was much rejoycing.

/Had to explain what a LART was the other day
//My own fault; I put "I'm gonna LART that pinhead" in a work email
///Fortunately, said pinhead was an Ensign, so everyone agreed that my response was appropriate

Umm, so, yeah. Could you please indulge me? I, um, forgot.

Yeah, forgot, that's the ticket.



Loser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool.  AKA Clue-by-four.
 
2013-03-22 02:11:07 PM  
This is the most fark-like thread and idea I've seen in a while.
 
2013-03-22 02:11:45 PM  

kiwimoogle84: You actually made me tear up. Seriously, I'm not that special. I'm a cranky old lady who has done her share of bad deeds. I'm just trying to help a friend. And I'm actually a little shocked at how well it's worked.


You've done a great thing to help out V_B.

Great job!
 
2013-03-22 02:12:01 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.


Here's one of the very few pics from my collection that can be posted inline:

imageshack.us
BatStripper wants everyone to give 'til it hurts!
 
2013-03-22 02:13:50 PM  

gambitsgirl: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I always see this account and Drew and read the comments in Morgan Freeman's God voice


Titty sprinkles.
 
2013-03-22 02:14:24 PM  

LordOfThePings: Baldrick's Cunning Plan: //no time like the present to try and learn HTML

Well, first tip: double-slashies don't actually work.

It's fun to stay at the HTML.


I'd always looked at the slashies as a sort of parenthetical reference or post script to the actual comment.

That, and I really like the word "slashies".

/The voice in my head is Bart at Itchy and Scratchy land: "smashy smashy, smash smash smash!"
 
2013-03-22 02:15:04 PM  
I just wanted to say thanks for putting out Kiwi!

I mean putting *this* out. This. I definitely meant putting *this* out.
Didn't mean to imply that Kiwi was putting out.

Sorry for any misunderstanding there.
Carry on.
 
2013-03-22 02:18:50 PM  
wowza - sent donation and my PP receipt - and again - wowza!
 
2013-03-22 02:22:03 PM  
I tossed in what I had.....my profits from second life.....my inventory is tied up but hey, maybe I can build a rifle to sell chances on to up your profits.....I lub my farkers!
 
2013-03-22 02:23:23 PM  

gambitsgirl: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

There's an archive with hundreds of places to shiat on people even in fun where one of own isn't standing in the middle sort of naked.


I realize that. I support their decision to remove the posts, and even if I didn't, I can't criticize because it's their site, not mine. I'm just saying if they get too ban-happy it can have unintended consequences, reminding them that there is a line and while they're on the right side of it recognize the line does indeed exist. But again, they can do whatever they want, it's their site. Now, who wants a free cat? ;)
 
2013-03-22 02:24:24 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.


Let me guess, women should stop halfway up the stairs and need to eat something.

Anyway my thoughts on these pictures are uh, good ones. www.hablandodecorrer.com
 
2013-03-22 02:26:05 PM  
Oh and: BOOBIES THREAD FRONT PAGE!! WE'RE BACK BAYBAY
 
2013-03-22 02:26:59 PM  

ajt167: Now, who wants a free cat? ;)


Something tells me this thread is not kitten-friendly...
 
2013-03-22 02:28:09 PM  

ansuz07: [www.britmums.com image 560x388]


Mr. Rogers was a sniper in Vietnam.
/fact.
 
2013-03-22 02:29:10 PM  

Vitamin Pb: I just wanted to say thanks for putting out Kiwi!

I mean putting *this* out. This. I definitely meant putting *this* out.
Didn't mean to imply that Kiwi was putting out.

Sorry for any misunderstanding there.
Carry on.


*snerk*

That'd be difficult to do from here. Most of you guys are several thousand miles away from me.
 
2013-03-22 02:29:42 PM  

kiwimoogle84: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

I'm 99% certain the mods know the difference between someone expressing an honest opinion and a troll. An honest opinion is "I don't agree with what you're doing." Trolls were attacking me personally. Not that I care. This has worked way better than I had hoped. And I'm having a blast. I'm glad I have lenient bosses. =D


I've mentioned before that I've seen your pics, so I am qualified to say this - if a guy says he doesn't want to see your boobs, he's a jackass and a liar.
 
2013-03-22 02:30:49 PM  

treesloth: jfivealive: I fully expect my $20 to go to a 12 pack of beer, a couple ice cream sandwiches, and a burrito.  Trust me on this, I am a medical professional.  The alcohol in the beer will draw the infection into your stomach, the ice cream sandwiches will freeze it in place, and the burrito will expunge the infection via your rectum.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


I am but a simple man.  I have but simple solutions.  I can solve any of your problems.  Go ahead, try me.
 
2013-03-22 02:33:49 PM  
yargh....I read "kiwi" as "kimi"........................I guess I do need more than 3 hours of sleep a night
 
2013-03-22 02:35:14 PM  
ajt167:
I realize that. I support their decision to remove the posts, and even if I didn't, I can't criticize because it's their site, not mine. I'm just saying if they get too ban-happy it can have unintended consequences, reminding them that there is a line and while they're on the right side of it recognize the line does indeed exist. But again, they can do whatever they want, it's their site. Now, who wants a free cat? ;)

You explained it to yourself and just need to let it set in.  Their site; they do what they want.  Moderator doesn't require consistency.  I know damn well if I'm sick and in trouble with hospital bills, they'll all do the exact same thing for me.  So please give.
 
2013-03-22 02:35:17 PM  
why do they call it a "w" double u....its actually a double v
 
2013-03-22 02:35:21 PM  

Begoggle: ansuz07: [www.britmums.com image 560x388]

Mr. Rogers was a sniper in Vietnam.
/fact.


Mr. Rogers was  not a veteran of any kind.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp

//myth
 
2013-03-22 02:36:27 PM  

thewulf: ajt167: Now, who wants a free cat? ;)

Something tells me this thread is not kitten-friendly...


Actually, I think it's the contrary. Meow.
 
2013-03-22 02:39:11 PM  

ajt167: kiwimoogle84: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

I'm 99% certain the mods know the difference between someone expressing an honest opinion and a troll. An honest opinion is "I don't agree with what you're doing." Trolls were attacking me personally. Not that I care. This has worked way better than I had hoped. And I'm having a blast. I'm glad I have lenient bosses. =D

I've mentioned before that I've seen your pics, so I am qualified to say this - if a guy says he doesn't want to see your boobs, he's a jackass and a liar.


*blush* oh STOP it, you. :P You're so sweet.
 
2013-03-22 02:40:25 PM  
OKay, I'm having some trouble with paypal. I've typed in vb­lacksh­a­do­w­*fun­dr­a­ise­r[nospam-﹫-backwards]li­am­g*com, and it keeps telling me to use a valid email address.
 
2013-03-22 02:41:09 PM  

Valhalla130: OKay, I'm having some trouble with paypal. I've typed in vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and it keeps telling me to use a valid email address.


Type it in from scratch.
 
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