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(Flickr) Boobies Vincent_Blackshadow and FishWife are still over their heads with hospital bills. To inspire further donations to the cause, Subby is now offering an incentive. Link goes to SFW sample of incentive. More details in thread   (flickr.com) divider line 682
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2013-03-20 08:21:49 PM
Subby here.

Link goes to a sample of my pinup photography I had taken not long ago- it's one of the safe for work ones. It gets much more risque.

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, e-mail me a screenshot of any donation to them you make over $5, and I'll e-mail back a complete set of pinups. And they're good. I'm not saying I'm the hottest chick on fark, and my knees may be too sharp for some of you, but it's for a good cause, so I'm throwing it all out there.

E-mail donation proof to k­iwim­oogle84[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­ia­mg*com, and you'll have pinups back within a day or so.

See original thread and PayPal donation info:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7648564/
 
2013-03-20 09:40:07 PM
Really?
 
2013-03-20 09:45:48 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Really?



Don't know if you're being sarcastic, but yes really. V_B is a good guy and I figure a Farker and his money are soon parted for boobies and a good cause. I have no cash to donate so this is how I'm helping.
 
2013-03-20 10:30:20 PM

kiwimoogle84: Don't know if you're being sarcastic, but yes really. V_B is a good guy and I figure a Farker and his money are soon parted for boobies and a good cause. I have no cash to donate so this is how I'm helping.


Ok. I donated. Email is coming.
 
2013-03-20 10:56:16 PM

kiwimoogle84: Subby here.

Link goes to a sample of my pinup photography I had taken not long ago- it's one of the safe for work ones. It gets much more risque.

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, e-mail me a screenshot of any donation to them you make over $5, and I'll e-mail back a complete set of pinups. And they're good. I'm not saying I'm the hottest chick on fark, and my knees may be too sharp for some of you, but it's for a good cause, so I'm throwing it all out there.

E-mail donation proof to kiwimoogle84[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and you'll have pinups back within a day or so.

See original thread and PayPal donation info:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7648564/


Long thread. I don't see where to get to PayPal.

I'm kinda dumb. And, blonde.
 
2013-03-20 11:00:57 PM

djkutch: kiwimoogle84: Subby here.

Link goes to a sample of my pinup photography I had taken not long ago- it's one of the safe for work ones. It gets much more risque.

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, e-mail me a screenshot of any donation to them you make over $5, and I'll e-mail back a complete set of pinups. And they're good. I'm not saying I'm the hottest chick on fark, and my knees may be too sharp for some of you, but it's for a good cause, so I'm throwing it all out there.

E-mail donation proof to kiwimoogle84[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and you'll have pinups back within a day or so.

See original thread and PayPal donation info:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7648564/

Long thread. I don't see where to get to PayPal.

I'm kinda dumb. And, blonde.


The email address to donate to is in the very Boobies. If you have a paypal acct, you send money to THAT e-mail address.

Hope that helps!
 
2013-03-20 11:05:34 PM

kiwimoogle84: TheDumbBlonde: Really?


Don't know if you're being sarcastic, but yes really. V_B is a good guy and I figure a Farker and his money are soon parted for boobies and a good cause. I have no cash to donate so this is how I'm helping.


Attention Whoring for a Good Cause? Ok. He's worth keeping my snark level to zero.
 
2013-03-20 11:07:18 PM

TheDumbBlonde: kiwimoogle84: TheDumbBlonde: Really?


Don't know if you're being sarcastic, but yes really. V_B is a good guy and I figure a Farker and his money are soon parted for boobies and a good cause. I have no cash to donate so this is how I'm helping.

Attention Whoring for a Good Cause? Ok. He's worth keeping my snark level to zero.


Yeah, but since I'm not benefitting really, it's charity whoring? I don't know, but it's working.  And that makes me happy.
 
2013-03-20 11:14:11 PM

Rev.K: Email is coming.


Because you'd like to be too.
 
2013-03-20 11:28:57 PM

GAT_00: Rev.K: Email is coming.

Because you'd like to be too.


it's for CHARITY!
 
2013-03-20 11:35:18 PM
donation sent, email being sent.
 
2013-03-22 10:07:28 AM
Does anyone know how much the fundraiser has raised thus far?
 
2013-03-22 10:16:48 AM
$5 for boobies is a good price, but how much for gash?

/Just kidding
//Seriously, how much?
 
2013-03-22 10:40:32 AM
Dammit. It's still a week until payday.

How long is this offer good for?
 
2013-03-22 10:46:41 AM
I believe they've raised just over five grand- but in reviewing their insurance coverage (it's what I do), their expected out of pocket is looking like $12,500 at least. And I'll call this offer good for the next week. I'll keep it going as long as there's interest.

Gash is an entirely different discussion, dear heart. Remember none of this benefits me personally. If you need gash I can direct you to some websites that usually handle that sort of thing...
 
2013-03-22 11:02:46 AM
I can see it now. Charity Whoring International.
 
2013-03-22 11:03:55 AM

In....

Mind you, this is for purely artistic appreciation.




Oh, who am I kidding...


i865.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 11:04:25 AM
lol. BIE for char-i-ty.
 
2013-03-22 11:05:40 AM
Mmmmmmmm, stockings are my Kryptonite.

I did what I could.  Does this entitle me to sample the incentives?
 
2013-03-22 11:05:43 AM
I'm flattered. :) I'm pleased with the results so far, but remember the ground rules, folks. I don't happen to have the "rules of BIE" jpg handy, if I did I'd post it. But I think this thread could get interesting today. Let's see what happens.

BOOBIES FOR BLACKSHADOW!
 
2013-03-22 11:06:23 AM
If only more women would use their hooters, clangers, vajayjays, badonks, and the rest of their anatomies for good...
 
2013-03-22 11:07:31 AM
Semi nudes of Miles Davis?!? Sign me up.
 
2013-03-22 11:07:51 AM

brap: Mmmmmmmm, stockings are my Kryptonite.

I did what I could.  Does this entitle me to sample the incentives?


Only if you send me proof. Bills don't get paid on "I give you my word."
 
2013-03-22 11:08:36 AM
http://fark.wikia.com/wiki/BIE
 
2013-03-22 11:10:44 AM
I feel like somebody who pre-ordered a game too early to get the bonus.

Oh well, I shot my wad, missed out on the boobies, and here I sit. Story of my life.

Best of luck, kiwi & fark.
 
2013-03-22 11:11:44 AM
kiwimoogle84 rocks.
 
2013-03-22 11:12:07 AM
kiwimoogle84:  If my word isn't worth anything to you, I'm not interested.

Anyhew, give VB and the Mrs. my best, and thanks for upping the ante.
 
2013-03-22 11:12:16 AM

kiwimoogle84: I'm flattered. :) I'm pleased with the results so far, but remember the ground rules, folks. I don't happen to have the "rules of BIE" jpg handy, if I did I'd post it. But I think this thread could get interesting today. Let's see what happens.

BOOBIES FOR BLACKSHADOW!


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Here you go.
 
2013-03-22 11:13:14 AM
Huh. I assumed the Boobies tag was permanently retired years ago.
 
2013-03-22 11:13:59 AM
Well, I missed the original thread, so I'll donate.  No need to email me anything, but I'm glad this came up otherwise I would have been totally unaware of the fundraiser.  Thanks.
 
2013-03-22 11:15:17 AM
I usually only pay single mothers and community college students to see their boobs. Are you either of those?
 
2013-03-22 11:15:56 AM

Arrrgh!   Why do I always have to be broke!!!!  If I had the extra cash, I would be more than happy to help out a little, even without the promise of boobies.


/Seriously, I would do it with out the boobies

//I'm just that nice of a guy

///Really, anyone who says otherwise is lying

 
2013-03-22 11:16:10 AM
Having seen the pictures that Kiwimoogle84 is sending, they're lovely. If giving a few dollars to a deserving Farker doesn't warm your heart, the pictures certainly will.
 
2013-03-22 11:17:04 AM

Worth it, guys...



weknowmemes.com
 
2013-03-22 11:17:04 AM

TheDumbBlonde: kiwimoogle84: TheDumbBlonde: Really?


Don't know if you're being sarcastic, but yes really. V_B is a good guy and I figure a Farker and his money are soon parted for boobies and a good cause. I have no cash to donate so this is how I'm helping.

Attention Whoring for a Good Cause? Ok. He's worth keeping my snark level to zero.


You are a good egg.  No matter what the other's say about you.
 
2013-03-22 11:20:14 AM
sacvs.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-22 11:20:40 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: If only more women would use their hooters, clangers, vajayjays, badonks, and the rest of their anatomies for good...


Right. Because that's all a woman is worth.
and then the woman in question has the gall to say
she has nothing of value to donate herself...
how about hocking some of the wish list bullshiat
she got in the past.
 
2013-03-22 11:21:17 AM
Images enabled in a img1.fark.net thread? This is going to be a good day.
 
2013-03-22 11:22:25 AM

mr_bunny: Semi nudes of Miles Davis?!? Sign me up.


I couldn't get past the sexy trumpet!
 
2013-03-22 11:22:54 AM
I'd like to join in but I don't have any money... and I can't imagine anyone wanting to see me in a state of undress.

/will design for donations... 5 bucks for business cards, $20,000 for a corporate identity
 
2013-03-22 11:23:09 AM

mr_bunny: Semi nudes of Miles Davis?!? Sign me up.


And is that Neil DeGrasse Tyson in the middle???
 
2013-03-22 11:23:27 AM

dv-ous: I feel like somebody who pre-ordered a game too early to get the bonus.

Oh well, I shot my wad, missed out on the boobies, and here I sit. Story of my life.

Best of luck, kiwi & fark.


ExperianScaresCthulhu: TheShavingofOccam123: If only more women would use their hooters, clangers, vajayjays, badonks, and the rest of their anatomies for good...

Right. Because that's all a woman is worth.
and then the woman in question has the gall to say
she has nothing of value to donate herself...
how about hocking some of the wish list bullshiat
she got in the past.


I have $800 of medical bills of my own to pay every month. I can't donate MONEY. So how about this, if you don't like it, then leave.

PS DV-ous- Shoot me an e-mail.
 
2013-03-22 11:24:28 AM
I'm sorry- I have a paypal account but I'm not sure how to go about donating. I saw the email in the previous thread, but other than paying for drum equipment on eBay, I'm not too well-versed on how to go about this.

Assistance, por favor?
 
2013-03-22 11:24:31 AM
This is an interesting idea. It should probably happen more often.
 
2013-03-22 11:25:39 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I am not clicking on that link,
and to have someone turn a charity thing
into a selfish exhibitionist game --


I sincerely do not think that she is doing this just for the sake of getting attention for herself.  And honestly as long as VB gets some donations to help him out who cares.

Don't lose sight of the fact that a really great guy is benefiting from all of this.
 
2013-03-22 11:26:47 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: TheShavingofOccam123: If only more women would use their hooters, clangers, vajayjays, badonks, and the rest of their anatomies for good...

Right. Because that's all a woman is worth.
and then the woman in question has the gall to say
she has nothing of value to donate herself...
how about hocking some of the wish list bullshiat
she got in the past.


so, that's a definite "no". dammit.
 
2013-03-22 11:27:13 AM

MinkeyMan: I'd like to join in but I don't have any money... and I can't imagine anyone wanting to see me in a state of undress.


Then you're doing it wrong.  Borrowing from the OP:

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, unless you e-mail me a screenshot of a donation  over $5, I'll e-mail you a complete set of pinups. And they're bad. I'm one of the most revolting people on fark, and my problems go far beyond my sharp knees, but it's for a good cause, and unless you donate you'll be throwing up.
 
2013-03-22 11:29:43 AM

littlett's: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I am not clicking on that link,
and to have someone turn a charity thing
into a selfish exhibitionist game --

I sincerely do not think that she is doing this just for the sake of getting attention for herself.  And honestly as long as VB gets some donations to help him out who cares.

Don't lose sight of the fact that a really great guy is benefiting from all of this.


Some people can't see past the part where there's boobies, and everyone involved seems to be happy.  Any time boobies make a lot of people happy all at once, people get anxious.  Rejoice in the socialism, people.  Rejoice in sharing your excess marketable commodity, whether they are cash or boobs, for the happiness of others, and the health and well being of your fellow man.
 
2013-03-22 11:30:44 AM

treesloth: MinkeyMan: I'd like to join in but I don't have any money... and I can't imagine anyone wanting to see me in a state of undress.

Then you're doing it wrong.  Borrowing from the OP:

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, unless you e-mail me a screenshot of a donation  over $5, I'll e-mail you a complete set of pinups. And they're bad. I'm one of the most revolting people on fark, and my problems go far beyond my sharp knees, but it's for a good cause, and unless you donate you'll be throwing up.


genius
 
2013-03-22 11:30:54 AM

treesloth: MinkeyMan: I'd like to join in but I don't have any money... and I can't imagine anyone wanting to see me in a state of undress.

Then you're doing it wrong.  Borrowing from the OP:

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, unless you e-mail me a screenshot of a donation  over $5, I'll e-mail you a complete set of pinups. And they're bad. I'm one of the most revolting people on fark, and my problems go far beyond my sharp knees, but it's for a good cause, and unless you donate you'll be throwing up.


I just giggled coffee through my nose. Thanks for that. :)

And keep in mind folks, I'm a cube drone, so you'll have to be a little patient, mmmmkay?
 
2013-03-22 11:31:17 AM
what the fark are you guys doing?

i44.photobucket.com

farking slackers
 
2013-03-22 11:32:08 AM
Donation sent.  Boobies aside, we Farkers gotta stick together and help each other once in a while!
 
2013-03-22 11:35:56 AM
Donation sent.

KiwiMoogle, you are doing a really wonderful thing here.  It restores some of my faith in humanity that someone would do such a kindness for a stranger.
 
2013-03-22 11:36:04 AM
Oh great... NOW it's boobies for donations.

/knew I should have waited to donate
 
2013-03-22 11:36:54 AM

thecpt: what the fark are you guys doing?


Trying not to dilute the market, that's what!
 
2013-03-22 11:38:39 AM

thecpt: what the fark are you guys doing?

[i44.photobucket.com image 500x750]

farking slackers


I understand why you are posting pics, but you may want to consider that the person that started the thread is trying to use similar images as incentive for donations.
 
2013-03-22 11:39:01 AM
DONE!

Love yer, Kiwimoogle.

; )
 
2013-03-22 11:39:02 AM
www.clevelandseniors.com

It's started! Run!
 
2013-03-22 11:40:49 AM

treesloth: thecpt: what the fark are you guys doing?

Trying not to dilute the market, that's what!


oh yeah? Take this market

24.media.tumblr.com

/that'll show'em
//I apologize to fark for distracting people from this good cause, nice job KM
///bored at work, gave my two weeks.  starting new place next week.  currently cubicle pariah
 
2013-03-22 11:42:45 AM

littlett's: I understand why you are posting pics, but you may want to consider that the person that started the thread is trying to use similar images as incentive for donations.


Understood. I don't know if it hurts or helps.  I'll take the other route now and merely observe rather than interfere.
 
2013-03-22 11:43:15 AM

littlett's: thecpt: what the fark are you guys doing?

[i44.photobucket.com image 500x750]

farking slackers

I understand why you are posting pics, but you may want to consider that the person that started the thread is trying to use similar images as incentive for donations.


There's that, but I don't mind. None of them are of me. I doubt any of them models have nearly the level of nerddom that I have. And if any of you farkers post what I'm sending here, I'm telling Drew. :P
 
2013-03-22 11:43:33 AM
I want to see gaping vagina hole, otherwise it is a no-go
 
2013-03-22 11:43:54 AM
Donated and sent an email to you. Excellent idea to raise funds!
 
2013-03-22 11:44:05 AM

thecpt: Understood. I don't know if it hurts or helps.  I'll take the other route now and merely observe rather than interfere.


She may be fine with you posting pics to stir up interest, but you might hold off until she gives you the thumbs up.
 
2013-03-22 11:44:50 AM
I already donated a few days back.

I don't want anything in return other than to see him posting again soon.
 
2013-03-22 11:45:43 AM
I don't know the guy, but I'd like to think if I was in such a rough situation, there'd be someone out there willing to help out.

So, I kicked in the amount I typically spend going out to lunch. I hope it helps.
 
2013-03-22 11:46:00 AM
Things are tight now, but I sent $100.00.  It's all I can afford at the moment.  I'll send more after my next paycheck.
 
2013-03-22 11:46:34 AM
Guys- just a reminder.

DO NOT SEND THE MONEY TO ME.

Send it to the vblackshadow.fundraiser at google.

I repeat.

DO NOT SEND THE MONEY TO ME. SEND THE PROOF OF DONATION TO ME.
 
2013-03-22 11:46:45 AM

devilEther: I want to see gaping vagina hole, otherwise it is a no-go


Look in the closest mirror.  You'll see one that can talk and type.
 
2013-03-22 11:47:46 AM
Got my donation in before kiwimoogle84 had to prostrate herself over the furniture.

My own (very pregnant) wife would probably kill me for taking the pinups, so I'll just console myself knowing it was for a great cause.
 
2013-03-22 11:48:04 AM

BunkyBrewman: devilEther: I want to see gaping vagina hole, otherwise it is a no-go

Look in the closest mirror.  You'll see one that can talk and type.


OhSnap.jpg
 
2013-03-22 11:48:51 AM

devilEther: I want to see gaping vagina hole, otherwise it is a no-go


Don't think of it as something missing.  Think of it as a chance to improve your Photoshop skills!
 
2013-03-22 11:48:53 AM
Seriously guys? She had a creative idea to raise money for a good cause, and at least she's willing to give something back rather than just make a plea for donations. It's not my style but if she wants to use her body for good, more power to her.

I don't see why we get so hung up on this - a lot of you like looking at women, a lot of women like being looked at, and if no one's being forced into any of it who the fark cares?
 
2013-03-22 11:49:26 AM
Can I see a sample of other pin up models? Or just the one.
 
2013-03-22 11:49:36 AM

BunkyBrewman: devilEther: I want to see gaping vagina hole, otherwise it is a no-go

Look in the closest mirror.  You'll see one that can talk and type.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_Stat es
 
2013-03-22 11:49:38 AM

devilEther: I want to see gaping vagina hole, otherwise it is a no-go


Sorry, your mom is booked until next week
 
2013-03-22 11:50:38 AM

thecpt: treesloth: thecpt: what the fark are you guys doing?

Trying not to dilute the market, that's what!

oh yeah? Take this market

[24.media.tumblr.com image 469x700]

/that'll show'em
//I apologize to fark for distracting people from this good cause, nice job KM
///bored at work, gave my two weeks.  starting new place next week.  currently cubicle pariah


It is kind of a dick move, don't you think?
 
2013-03-22 11:51:57 AM

mr_bunny: It is kind of a dick move, don't you think?


Maybe if there were a lot, sure, but perhaps with just a couple he just inadvertently whetted the appetites.  No harm done, I'd guess.
 
2013-03-22 11:52:23 AM

kiwimoogle84: treesloth: MinkeyMan: I'd like to join in but I don't have any money... and I can't imagine anyone wanting to see me in a state of undress.

Then you're doing it wrong.  Borrowing from the OP:

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, unless you e-mail me a screenshot of a donation  over $5, I'll e-mail you a complete set of pinups. And they're bad. I'm one of the most revolting people on fark, and my problems go far beyond my sharp knees, but it's for a good cause, and unless you donate you'll be throwing up.

I just giggled coffee through my nose. Thanks for that. :)

And keep in mind folks, I'm a cube drone, so you'll have to be a little patient, mmmmkay?


Yikes, if he goes with that i'm removing my EIP STAT!
 
2013-03-22 11:52:48 AM
I was thinking about sending my PIE for every Farkette that donated a dollar-an-inch, but I don't think Paypal has change for that many five dollar bills...
 
2013-03-22 11:53:16 AM

BunkyBrewman: Oh great... NOW it's boobies for donations.

/knew I should have waited to donate


Charity should always be accompanied with a certain amount of "what's in it for me?"
 
2013-03-22 11:53:38 AM

chewy7097: Donation sent.  Boobies aside, we Farkers gotta stick together and help each other once in a while!


THIS so much! That's why I'm proud to say I kept my promise from the other thread and sent my donation just a few minutes ago. Y'all kooky/snarky/witty Farkers and Farkettes are the greatest!
 
2013-03-22 11:54:20 AM

kiwimoogle84: littlett's: thecpt: what the fark are you guys doing?

[i44.photobucket.com image 500x750]

farking slackers

I understand why you are posting pics, but you may want to consider that the person that started the thread is trying to use similar images as incentive for donations.

There's that, but I don't mind. None of them are of me. I doubt any of them models have nearly the level of nerddom that I have. And if any of you farkers post what I'm sending here, I'm telling Drew. :P


What is your opinion of 4E?
 
2013-03-22 11:55:48 AM

treesloth: mr_bunny: It is kind of a dick move, don't you think?

Maybe if there were a lot, sure, but perhaps with just a couple he just inadvertently whetted the appetites.  No harm done, I'd guess.


*shrugs*
 
2013-03-22 11:55:56 AM
Holy Hell, PayPal really makes you work to get a card taken off off your account.

And sent.
 
2013-03-22 11:56:04 AM
Donation sent!

Also, great idea that you're doing to help a friend in need!
 
2013-03-22 11:56:54 AM

MyRandomName: Can I see a sample of other pin up models? Or just the one.


Funny you should ask.. I have several of other friends who are retro models.
 
2013-03-22 11:56:56 AM

kiwimoogle84: Subby here.

Link goes to a sample of my pinup photography I had taken not long ago- it's one of the safe for work ones. It gets much more risque.

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, e-mail me a screenshot of any donation to them you make over $5, and I'll e-mail back a complete set of pinups. And they're good. I'm not saying I'm the hottest chick on fark, and my knees may be too sharp for some of you, but it's for a good cause, so I'm throwing it all out there.

E-mail donation proof to kiwimoogle84[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and you'll have pinups back within a day or so.

See original thread and PayPal donation info:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7648564/


my donation sent. Thanks for putting this out there, Kiwi :-)
 
2013-03-22 11:57:02 AM
Can we donate AND have a boobage thread? Because I'm a greedy little monkey.
 
2013-03-22 11:58:15 AM

kiwimoogle84: I believe they've raised just over five grand- but in reviewing their insurance coverage (it's what I do), their expected out of pocket is looking like $12,500 at least. And I'll call this offer good for the next week. I'll keep it going as long as there's interest.

Gash is an entirely different discussion, dear heart. Remember none of this benefits me personally. If you need gash I can direct you to some websites that usually handle that sort of thing...


$12000 in medical bills for a life threatening event?  What are they saying that's not covered?  That's just farking ridiculous.
 
2013-03-22 11:59:45 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Can we donate AND have a boobage thread? Because I'm a greedy little monkey.


GO FOR IT. Y'all go hog wild. You guys play in a thread if you want, and anyone who wants to donate gets it from me.
 
2013-03-22 11:59:51 AM
Aww, man, someone just gave me TotalFark.  Many thanks!
 
2013-03-22 12:00:26 PM
You guys are wonderful.

I see a lot of notes from folks on their donations apologising for what they think is a meager contribution. Please know that every donation - from $5-600+ helps, and that after several hundred donations, we have managed to cover their entire deductible. Whatever you can give is appreciated - $5, $20, $50, $100, good wishes, a lit candle, cards, etc. You won't ever hear me disparage a single drop of this humbling outpouring of love and support for one of our own.

We have currently raised $7,588.44 towards vincent_blackshadow's medical bills, and are hoping to continue the good work as he and his missus are likely facing some significant out-of-pocket expenses throughout his recovery over the next couple years.

UPDATE:
So - he has now been able to sit up by himself, and stood for a few seconds (with help) for the first time since he was admitted to the hospital on February 7th. He is breathing without extra oxygen, too (YAY).

From fishwife, "v_b's noticeably stronger in every respect, and he's got the nurses all giggling like schoolgirls; I think they're going to miss him when he goes home - - which won't be fast enough to suit either one of us, but we can actually feel that day approaching now, which is such a good feeling. One step closer....  "

You guys should know that he IS a true Farker, and managed to charm one of the nurses into stealing bacon for him jus a couple days ago.

There are basically two ways to donate:
1) If you have a PayPal account, they can log on and send funds directly to vbla­ckshado­w*fund­raiser[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­i­am­g­*c­o­m,
2) If you don't have a PayPal account, you can go to http://paypal.com/xclick/business=vbla­ckshado­w*fund­raiser[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­i­am­g­*c­o­m and should be able to donate without having to open a PP account.

PLEASE NOTE that you must manually type the email address into PayPal, as you cannot copy and paste it directly from Fark.

Any other questions about this, feel free to shoot me an email at vbla­ckshado­w*fund­raiser[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­i­am­g­*c­o­m. I don't live in the US anymore, so please bear with me if time zone make my responses seem a little slow after about 4pm EST. Also, shoot me an email and I'll pass it on to kiwimoogle84 if you need to verify that you did in fact donate before she sends you delectable photos of her lovely self.
 
2013-03-22 12:00:53 PM

darch: I'm sorry- I have a paypal account but I'm not sure how to go about donating. I saw the email in the previous thread, but other than paying for drum equipment on eBay, I'm not too well-versed on how to go about this.

Assistance, por favor?



Login to your paypal account as usual.  At the top, you'll see a tab labeled "Send Money."

i105.photobucket.com

That will take you to a new page, where you add the email address you're sending to (vblackshadow[DOT]fundraiser[AT] (the email service provided by Google) and the amount you want to send.  You will need to type in the email address- copying and pasting won't work.


i105.photobucket.com

That's all there is to it.  HTH
 
2013-03-22 12:02:36 PM
DONATED ... Email sent .... this is a wonderful idea .... I'm married so I love giving money for BooBies.
 
2013-03-22 12:03:26 PM

jfivealive: kiwimoogle84: I believe they've raised just over five grand- but in reviewing their insurance coverage (it's what I do), their expected out of pocket is looking like $12,500 at least. And I'll call this offer good for the next week. I'll keep it going as long as there's interest.

Gash is an entirely different discussion, dear heart. Remember none of this benefits me personally. If you need gash I can direct you to some websites that usually handle that sort of thing...

$12000 in medical bills for a life threatening event?  What are they saying that's not covered?  That's just farking ridiculous.


They have a PPO. $7500 deductible before the insurance even starts paying, and then probably a 20% coinsurance after the insurance pays. A month in ICU gets pretty darn pricey. We're anticipating about that much total.
 
2013-03-22 12:04:56 PM
Also, in case anyone is wondering, the actual medical bills are well above $500,000 at this point. Thank goodness he has decent insurance. And no, I am not going to engage in any discussions regarding the politics of the American health care system (or any other, for that matter). I started this fund raiser as a way to help out a good friend - who did not ask for my help - and hundreds of people have already donated. This PayPal account has been open for less than a week, and I don't mind telling you guys that I was in tears after seeing how many folks donated in the first 24 and 48 hours.

Oddly, Fark has restored a lot of my faith in humanity in the past week, and that restoration was much needed. So, thank you again, on a personal note. Thank you for donating, thank you for showing kindness to a friend or to a complete stranger, thank you for being you.
 
2013-03-22 12:05:18 PM

SploogeTime: Who is vincent blackshadow and can't Obamacare just take care of it? What's the problem?


This thread will explain about vincent_blackshadow's situation.

FYI-Obamacare doesn't kick in until 2014.
 
2013-03-22 12:06:08 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: TheShavingofOccam123: If only more women would use their hooters, clangers, vajayjays, badonks, and the rest of their anatomies for good...

Right. Because that's all a woman is worth.
and then the woman in question has the gall to say
she has nothing of value to donate herself...
how about hocking some of the wish list bullshiat
she got in the past.


I haven't talked to her and don't know her but she's offered advice, support, benefits expertise and now this. She means she can't donate money so she's donating of herself. I do the same with my photography but I'm fat and old so I take the photos.

People show far more for far less around here.
 
2013-03-22 12:07:18 PM

Bathia_Mapes: This thread will explain about vincent_blackshadow's situation.


Oh jesus that's awful.  uhhh sorry about above.
 
2013-03-22 12:07:35 PM

treesloth: MinkeyMan: I'd like to join in but I don't have any money... and I can't imagine anyone wanting to see me in a state of undress.

Then you're doing it wrong.  Borrowing from the OP:

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, unless you e-mail me a screenshot of a donation  over $5, I'll e-mail you a complete set of pinups. And they're bad. I'm one of the most revolting people on fark, and my problems go far beyond my sharp knees, but it's for a good cause, and unless you donate you'll be throwing up.


Dammitalltohell coffee out my nose
 
2013-03-22 12:10:42 PM

SploogeTime: Who is vincent blackshadow and can't Obamacare just take care of it? What's the problem?


He is actually a person who'd inspire people even though he's a farker not because of it.

And he also holds a job that has benefits but they are the normal slump depressed 80/20 with a huge deductible that has a ceiling so yeah - not quite obamacare material. he's in the working middle that gets DPed at every turn.

So those are out of the way.

Xoxo V_B
 
2013-03-22 12:12:15 PM
Hafta go to a meeting, but damn I hope this goes well.  Later.
 
2013-03-22 12:13:19 PM

Witchydiva: Also, in case anyone is wondering, the actual medical bills are well above $500,000 at this point. Thank goodness he has decent insurance. And no, I am not going to engage in any discussions regarding the politics of the American health care system (or any other, for that matter). I started this fund raiser as a way to help out a good friend - who did not ask for my help - and hundreds of people have already donated. This PayPal account has been open for less than a week, and I don't mind telling you guys that I was in tears after seeing how many folks donated in the first 24 and 48 hours.

Oddly, Fark has restored a lot of my faith in humanity in the past week, and that restoration was much needed. So, thank you again, on a personal note. Thank you for donating, thank you for showing kindness to a friend or to a complete stranger, thank you for being you.


The past few times I worked to raise money for people here it did the same for me.

There are truly good people in the world. Not entirely selfless, perhaps flawed, but good people.

It is a welcome reminder.
 
2013-03-22 12:14:23 PM
All for a good cause, Kiwi you are a saint among Farkers, I have contributed to this endeavor
 
2013-03-22 12:17:15 PM

kiwimoogle84: littlett's: thecpt: what the fark are you guys doing?

[i44.photobucket.com image 500x750]

farking slackers

I understand why you are posting pics, but you may want to consider that the person that started the thread is trying to use similar images as incentive for donations.

There's that, but I don't mind. None of them are of me. I doubt any of them models have nearly the level of nerddom that I have. And if any of you farkers post what I'm sending here, I'm telling Drew. :P


See, you're doing it wrong... Register your copyright in the photos for a mere $35, then have the fundraiser. If you see any reposted elsewhere, your fundraiser suddenly netted between $750 to $150,000 per work infringed.
 
2013-03-22 12:18:39 PM
As soon as I get home from work, I shall donate. Great idea, Kiwi.
 
2013-03-22 12:20:34 PM

JerkStore: Thank you for doing this, Kiwi. Whatever people may think of your tits, your heart's definitely in the right place.


... behind the left one?
 
2013-03-22 12:21:06 PM

kiwimoogle84: jfivealive: kiwimoogle84: I believe they've raised just over five grand- but in reviewing their insurance coverage (it's what I do), their expected out of pocket is looking like $12,500 at least. And I'll call this offer good for the next week. I'll keep it going as long as there's interest.

Gash is an entirely different discussion, dear heart. Remember none of this benefits me personally. If you need gash I can direct you to some websites that usually handle that sort of thing...

$12000 in medical bills for a life threatening event?  What are they saying that's not covered?  That's just farking ridiculous.

They have a PPO. $7500 deductible before the insurance even starts paying, and then probably a 20% coinsurance after the insurance pays. A month in ICU gets pretty darn pricey. We're anticipating about that much total.


Wow. $7500 deductible should be illegal.  Sucks that it happened at the beginning of the year too.  On a plan like that maximum out of pocket expenses must be 15 individual, 30 family (if its a family plan)  If they get that insurance from their employer, they should kick him in the teeth and find a new job (easier said than done, i know).  I was gonna offer assistance (several years healthcare administration and finance experience, parentheses usage) but seems like you got it under control, so i'll just donate some cash.

Good luck random person on the internet!
 
2013-03-22 12:21:47 PM

kiwimoogle84: Subby here.

Link goes to a sample of my pinup photography I had taken not long ago- it's one of the safe for work ones. It gets much more risque.


Took a look at your photostream.  A tattoo of Opus (AND Calvin and Hobbes)?  Awesome.

All you need to do is add Bill the Cat and Milquetoast the Cockroach

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-22 12:22:21 PM

Theaetetus: kiwimoogle84: littlett's: thecpt: what the fark are you guys doing?

[i44.photobucket.com image 500x750]

farking slackers

I understand why you are posting pics, but you may want to consider that the person that started the thread is trying to use similar images as incentive for donations.

There's that, but I don't mind. None of them are of me. I doubt any of them models have nearly the level of nerddom that I have. And if any of you farkers post what I'm sending here, I'm telling Drew. :P

See, you're doing it wrong... Register your copyright in the photos for a mere $35, then have the fundraiser. If you see any reposted elsewhere, your fundraiser suddenly netted between $750 to $150,000 per work infringed.


Yeah, you're probably right, but I don't have the time to copyright them at the moment.
 
2013-03-22 12:23:45 PM

BunkyBrewman: kiwimoogle84: Subby here.

Link goes to a sample of my pinup photography I had taken not long ago- it's one of the safe for work ones. It gets much more risque.

Took a look at your photostream.  A tattoo of Opus (AND Calvin and Hobbes)?  Awesome.

All you need to do is add Bill the Cat and Milquetoast the Cockroach

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 273x185]


I have considered a comics and video games tattoo sleeve. And a moogle on my arse somewhere.
 
2013-03-22 12:24:07 PM
BIE for a few bucks, that goes toward helping another Farker in a bind? Win-win!

Don't want to risk the work internet filter though--so I'm posting in here so I don't forget when I get home.
 
2013-03-22 12:24:10 PM
My husband donated on our behalf earlier this week.  He better not email Subby for pics. ;)

We gave a decent amount, but it sucks to hear that they're looking at at least $12,500.  We already donated after the $5,000 goal had been reached but sucks they still have quite a ways to go.  Best wishes on recovery to Mr. v_b;
 
2013-03-22 12:24:25 PM

kiwimoogle84: Theaetetus: kiwimoogle84: littlett's: thecpt: what the fark are you guys doing?

[i44.photobucket.com image 500x750]

farking slackers

I understand why you are posting pics, but you may want to consider that the person that started the thread is trying to use similar images as incentive for donations.

There's that, but I don't mind. None of them are of me. I doubt any of them models have nearly the level of nerddom that I have. And if any of you farkers post what I'm sending here, I'm telling Drew. :P

See, you're doing it wrong... Register your copyright in the photos for a mere $35, then have the fundraiser. If you see any reposted elsewhere, your fundraiser suddenly netted between $750 to $150,000 per work infringed.

Yeah, you're probably right, but I don't have the time to copyright them at the moment.


Intellectual property has some implied copyright. I mark my photos to screw people up from free use (make it hard). But me having the originals is proof of burden in court I believe. But it's up to me to decide if it's worth the fight.
 
2013-03-22 12:25:07 PM
Get well soon! Keep kicking MRSA's butt!
 
2013-03-22 12:25:18 PM
[throws millions of rose petals for kiwimoogle]
 
2013-03-22 12:25:27 PM
Is his penis gourd hanging over the bed?
 
2013-03-22 12:26:52 PM
boobs?
 
2013-03-22 12:27:04 PM
donation sent, get better VB hope you're at a fark party in the future doing what you do.

kiwimoogle: you have been favorited, ignore the haters... you rock

its heartwarming to see the community come together and handle the scandal
 
2013-03-22 12:27:07 PM
Tell ya what, I'm broke too, but I can still up the ante.
Anyone who doesn't help out in some way will get a piic of a 400 pound naked man sitting on a toilet.
 
2013-03-22 12:27:45 PM

TheSelphie: My husband donated on our behalf earlier this week.  He better not email Subby for pics. ;)

We gave a decent amount, but it sucks to hear that they're looking at at least $12,500.  We already donated after the $5,000 goal had been reached but sucks they still have quite a ways to go.  Best wishes on recovery to Mr. v_b;


What's his username? I'll watch for him and send him your way for a spanking if so. :P
 
2013-03-22 12:27:45 PM

Lundyn: boobs?


only one way to find out
 
2013-03-22 12:28:32 PM

veive: Tell ya what, I'm broke too, but I can still up the ante.
Anyone who doesn't help out in some way will get a piic of a 400 pound naked man sitting on a toilet.


0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-03-22 12:28:35 PM
Witchydiva:


There are basically two ways to donate:...


I've tried to donate using the second method and it still asks to create a paypal account.  I refuse to do business with Paypal due to the numerous hassles I've had with them in the past with my merchant account.  If there is another way to donate sans Paypal, I would gladly help out.  I can think of worse things to spend $5-$10 on.
(Oh and kiwimoogle84, I don't need the pics but I do appreciate what you are trying to do.  Mad props.)
 
2013-03-22 12:29:25 PM

kiwimoogle84: Subby here.

Link goes to a sample of my pinup photography I had taken not long ago- it's one of the safe for work ones. It gets much more risque.

As an added incentive to donate to Vincent_Blackshadow's cause, e-mail me a screenshot of any donation to them you make over $5, and I'll e-mail back a complete set of pinups. And they're good. I'm not saying I'm the hottest chick on fark, and my knees may be too sharp for some of you, but it's for a good cause, so I'm throwing it all out there.

E-mail donation proof to kiwimoogle84[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and you'll have pinups back within a day or so.

See original thread and PayPal donation info:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7648564/


Good cause, good idea. Done. EIP
 
2013-03-22 12:29:51 PM

Lundyn: boobs?


I think that was answered by the tag.
 
2013-03-22 12:30:55 PM
I left a deposit. Also, I gave.

At least Vincent_Blackshadow can count on kiwimoogle84's boobies. God forbid someone should have to rely on mine.

/though they are quite nice
//iPhone autocorrects kiwimoogle to kiwi mohel
///obligatory slashies
 
2013-03-22 12:33:00 PM
If they hit the mark I will donate the only photo of Henry Rollins smiling known to exist.

In 1992, at a large festival, Kip Winger took a face plant down some stairs and I just happened to snap the photo.
 
2013-03-22 12:35:07 PM
Just a PSA to you folks-

I'm working in chronological order. And for whatever reason, my place of employment is a reception black hole. So if after 12 hours you have not recieved your bribe payment, shoot me another e-mail. I'd really hate to skip someone just because it didn't send.


And I'm much appreciative of the kudos, but it's really no sweat off my nose. They owe me beers, so I figure they're even, and your donation will contribute to drunken shennanigans possibly. I'd imagine the proof might end up in VB's profile eventually. :)
 
2013-03-22 12:36:22 PM
I'm having trouble donating on my phone, so perhaps I will donate when I get home this evening. I just want to say that I have received these pictures from KM84 in the past and you will not be disappointed. Donate what you can and it will be well worth it. Trust me.
 
2013-03-22 12:37:27 PM

mr_bunny: If they hit the mark I will donate the only photo of Henry Rollins smiling known to exist.

In 1992, at a large festival, Kip Winger took a face plant down some stairs and I just happened to snap the photo.


Kip Winger Faceplant would be a good band name.
 
2013-03-22 12:37:37 PM

Witchydiva: 2) If you don't have a PayPal account, you can go to http://paypal.com/xclick/business=vblackshadow*fundraiser[nospam-﹫-bac kwards]liamg*com and should be able to donate without having to open a PP account.


I'm actually having trouble accessing this (even after corrections).  Did anyone else get it to work?
 
2013-03-22 12:38:01 PM

MikeBoomshadow: though they are quite nice


PICS or GTFO!
 
2013-03-22 12:38:33 PM
Paying for boobies on the internet?  Seems somehow wrong.

I like it.
 
2013-03-22 12:39:02 PM

thecpt: Witchydiva: 2) If you don't have a PayPal account, you can go to http://paypal.com/xclick/business=vblackshadow*fundraiser[nospam-﹫-bac kwards]liamg*com and should be able to donate without having to open a PP account.

I'm actually having trouble accessing this (even after corrections).  Did anyone else get it to work?


You have to type in the whole address, it still asks you to create a PayPal account, though.
 
2013-03-22 12:40:59 PM

mr_bunny: If they hit the mark I will donate the only photo of Henry Rollins smiling known to exist.

In 1992, at a large festival, Kip Winger took a face plant down some stairs and I just happened to snap the photo.



Don't be silly; there are lots of pictures of Henry Rollins smiling.

"Smiling" is the one where you show your teeth, right?


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 12:42:22 PM

kiwimoogle84: TheSelphie: My husband donated on our behalf earlier this week.  He better not email Subby for pics. ;)

We gave a decent amount, but it sucks to hear that they're looking at at least $12,500.  We already donated after the $5,000 goal had been reached but sucks they still have quite a ways to go.  Best wishes on recovery to Mr. v_b;

What's his username? I'll watch for him and send him your way for a spanking if so. :P


My hubby is dragonchild but I was mostly joking about the pics. ;)  As long as I get to take a look at them. ;)
 
2013-03-22 12:42:40 PM

MikeBoomshadow: I left a deposit. Also, I gave.

At least Vincent_Blackshadow can count on kiwimoogle84's boobies. God forbid someone should have to rely on mine.

/though they are quite nice
//iPhone autocorrects kiwimoogle to kiwi mohel
///obligatory slashies


Be it fruit or bird, I don't think kiwis need a Bris.
 
2013-03-22 12:43:06 PM

thecpt: Witchydiva: 2) If you don't have a PayPal account, you can go to http://paypal.com/xclick/business=vblackshadow*fundraiser[nospam-﹫-bac kwards]liamg*com and should be able to donate without having to open a PP account.

I'm actually having trouble accessing this (even after corrections).  Did anyone else get it to work?


I believe the e-mail to send it to is vblackshadow dot fundraiser at google mail dot com.
 
2013-03-22 12:43:15 PM
Also, KM84's heart is very warm because it's quite well insulated.
 
2013-03-22 12:43:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: Just a PSA to you folks-

I'm working in chronological order. And for whatever reason, my place of employment is a reception black hole. So if after 12 hours you have not recieved your bribe payment, shoot me another e-mail. I'd really hate to skip someone just because it didn't send.


And I'm much appreciative of the kudos, but it's really no sweat off my nose. They owe me beers, so I figure they're even, and your donation will contribute to drunken shennanigans possibly. I'd imagine the proof might end up in VB's profile eventually. :)


I think Buddha said something about patience and boobies. Or maybe it was that guy from Kung Fu.

Either way, great original way to bring attention to the cause.
 
2013-03-22 12:44:11 PM

littlett's: MikeBoomshadow: though they are quite nice

PICS or GTFO!


You have to donate for that! That's the WHOLE DARN POINT!
 
2013-03-22 12:45:16 PM

kiwimoogle84: Subby here.


You're awesome
 
2013-03-22 12:45:44 PM

kiwimoogle84: You have to donate for that! That's the WHOLE DARN POINT!


He boasted about his tits, I demand photographic evidence.

Besides, I donated earlier.
 
2013-03-22 12:46:47 PM
done and done...can't see a damn thing from work filtering out photobucket and flickers, so I hope it's not a trap...
 
2013-03-22 12:47:05 PM

kiwimoogle84: I believe the e-mail to send it to is vblackshadow dot fundraiser at google mail dot com.


yeah, I'm trying that in my browser but it's not working.

also OMG total fark just appeared by my name.  Thank you, and perfect gift for my lonely weekend coming up.
 
2013-03-22 12:47:58 PM

FloydA: That's all there is to it.  HTH


Thanks, I was having a problem.

/done
 
2013-03-22 12:48:07 PM

littlett's: kiwimoogle84: You have to donate for that! That's the WHOLE DARN POINT!

He boasted about his tits, I demand photographic evidence.

Besides, I donated earlier.


Oh, you're a lady. I have some really nice shirtless pics of Jensen Ackles I could send you if you'd like...
 
2013-03-22 12:50:12 PM

tokyotron: done and done...can't see a damn thing from work filtering out photobucket and flickers, so I hope it's not a trap...


HTH

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-22 12:51:43 PM

tokyotron: done and done...can't see a damn thing from work filtering out photobucket and flickers, so I hope it's not a trap...


It's not. Unless you REALLY hate pale brunettes for some reason.
 
2013-03-22 12:53:24 PM

littlett's: kiwimoogle84: You have to donate for that! That's the WHOLE DARN POINT!

He boasted about his tits, I demand photographic evidence.

Besides, I donated earlier.



I could show you mine, if it would help.
 
2013-03-22 12:53:33 PM

kiwimoogle84: Oh, you're a lady. I have some really nice shirtless pics of Jensen Ackles I could send you if you'd like...


Nah, that's ok.

v_b is a good guy.  Thanks for getting more donations in for him.
 
2013-03-22 12:53:46 PM
I've been traveling a lot the last couple of weeks and haven't been on Fark much, but holy hell, how did I miss this?!?  Not the bewbs thing, but the whole thing about vincent_blackshadow's illness.  He's a reallly good guy.  This is the first I've seen of this.  Of course I want to throw some money in for this, and I just did a minute ago.

Boobage not required, but since you're offering, I wouldn't turn it down of course.
 
2013-03-22 12:55:16 PM

FloydA: I could show you mine, if it would help.


Are yours nice?
 
2013-03-22 12:55:19 PM

kiwimoogle84: Subby here.

E-mail donation proof to kiwimoogle84[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and you'll have pinups back within a day or so.


Done and done.
 
2013-03-22 12:57:05 PM
Donation sent.. Always glad to help out a fellow farker in trouble..
 
2013-03-22 12:58:40 PM

mtx1234: kiwimoogle84: Subby here.

E-mail donation proof to kiwimoogle84[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and you'll have pinups back within a day or so.

Done and done.


Yikes. If it comes out funny, let me try again. My username, sent to google mails. EIP also.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 12:58:57 PM
kiwimoogle84:

*blinkblink* Stunning.

/And fantastic for such a good cause.
 
2013-03-22 01:01:43 PM

littlett's: FloydA: I could show you mine, if it would help.

Are yours nice?


Picture this, but with shaved shoulders
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 01:02:34 PM

FloydA: littlett's: FloydA: I could show you mine, if it would help.

Are yours nice?

Picture this, but with shaved shoulders


Holy crap. That's me but with no hair. Twinsies.
 
2013-03-22 01:02:39 PM

kiwimoogle84: mtx1234: kiwimoogle84: Subby here.

E-mail donation proof to kiwimoogle84[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and you'll have pinups back within a day or so.

Done and done.

Yikes. If it comes out funny, let me try again. My username, sent to google mails. EIP also.


No problem .. I already had sent the email. My cut-and-paste of relevant information went awry.
 
2013-03-22 01:04:18 PM

FloydA: Picture this, but with shaved shoulders


Hmmm.

I'm thinking about it.
 
2013-03-22 01:04:28 PM
I once donated $5 to a girl doing a walk, I got an in person flash in return, it was pretty sweet.
 
2013-03-22 01:05:57 PM
sent and sent
 
2013-03-22 01:09:58 PM
So  kimiwoogle84, listen, either tomorrow or Monday I need you to talk to  FishWife and verify with her that Old_Chief_Scott's card got there.

That's Old_Chief_Scott. EIP for after you get confirmation.

Remember to ask by name, Old_Chief_Scott.
 
2013-03-22 01:13:18 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: So  kimiwoogle84, listen, either tomorrow or Monday I need you to talk to  FishWife and verify with her that Old_Chief_Scott's card got there.

That's Old_Chief_Scott. EIP for after you get confirmation.

Remember to ask by name, Old_Chief_Scott.


You can reach her directly if you e-mail the donation address and put attn Fish Wife in the subject line. She can confirm it for you- I have no access to the donation account.
 
2013-03-22 01:14:11 PM
For the record. I've passed along health news from Mizz Blackshadow. Period.

I am not involved in any of the various fundraising efforts in any way.

All the best V_B, get well.
 
2013-03-22 01:14:14 PM

gambitsgirl: FloydA: littlett's: FloydA: I could show you mine, if it would help.

Are yours nice?

Picture this, but with shaved shoulders

Holy crap. That's me but with no hair. Twinsies.


Reunited at last!  How romantic!

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 01:14:21 PM
My first thought was "I wish I'd been around more and seen a donation thread earlier." That I realized it's just as well I didn't!
 
2013-03-22 01:14:33 PM

FloydA: littlett's: FloydA: I could show you mine, if it would help.

Are yours nice?

Picture this, but with shaved shoulders
[i105.photobucket.com image 275x183]


Not bad, a little light on the chest hair to really capture my essence.
 
2013-03-22 01:16:24 PM
I fully expect my $20 to go to a 12 pack of beer, a couple ice cream sandwiches, and a burrito.  Trust me on this, I am a medical professional.  The alcohol in the beer will draw the infection into your stomach, the ice cream sandwiches will freeze it in place, and the burrito will expunge the infection via your rectum.
 
2013-03-22 01:17:10 PM

smells_like_meat: For the record. I've passed along health news from Mizz Blackshadow. Period.

I am not involved in any of the various fundraising efforts in any way.

All the best V_B, get well.


You've still given valuable information regarding your own experiences, and that's still awesome. You've been very involved in the updates and for that, those of us like me who live NOWHERE NEAR YOU, thank you.
 
2013-03-22 01:17:40 PM
I blame Lena Dunham for this.
 
2013-03-22 01:18:33 PM

kiwimoogle84: She can confirm it for you- I have no access to the donation account.


Nevermind.

See, I was trying to make sure you would remember my name because...

Nevermind.
 
2013-03-22 01:18:44 PM

FloydA: gambitsgirl: FloydA: littlett's: FloydA: I could show you mine, if it would help.

Are yours nice?

Picture this, but with shaved shoulders

Holy crap. That's me but with no hair. Twinsies.

Reunited at last!  How romantic!


I cried that you don't seem to notice all the dangly bits and gived me a flowerz to eat anyway. Thank you.
 
2013-03-22 01:19:03 PM

FloydA: gambitsgirl: FloydA: littlett's: FloydA: I could show you mine, if it would help.

Are yours nice?

Picture this, but with shaved shoulders

Holy crap. That's me but with no hair. Twinsies.

Reunited at last!  How romantic!

[i105.photobucket.com image 400x287]


Geez, no nude pictures! Some of us are at work, ya know!

/Me work. That's funny.
 
2013-03-22 01:21:46 PM
Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.
 
2013-03-22 01:23:33 PM
Let me just say really quick-

You guys are phenomenal. Really. Only the people involved with the fundraiser paypal and I have seen the amounts of donations you guys are making, and SO MANY OF YOU have gone above and beyond pocket change. The amount of generosity I'm seeing here is absolutely staggering, and makes me just a teensy bit misty in the eyeballs.

Also, hoping I haven't disappointed anyone :P

There's a reason I love being part of this community, and you guys feel like family some days. A few of you know my personal circumstances I'm dealing with right now, and this much love for an internet stranger just makes me so happy, I can't even express.

Ok, woman-switch off, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.
 
2013-03-22 01:24:51 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: FloydA: gambitsgirl: FloydA: littlett's: FloydA: I could show you mine, if it would help.

Are yours nice?

Picture this, but with shaved shoulders

Holy crap. That's me but with no hair. Twinsies.

Reunited at last!  How romantic!

[i105.photobucket.com image 400x287]

Geez, no nude pictures! Some of us are at work, ya know!

/Me work. That's funny.


i105.photobucket.com
I do wut I want!
 
2013-03-22 01:25:16 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.


True that. What the dilly, yo?
 
2013-03-22 01:26:40 PM

kiwimoogle84: hoping I haven't disappointed anyone


I'd bet you don't disappoint, going off the Boobies.

I'm glad to hear that they're getting some help.

/Does it count as being filter pwned if it's intentional?
 
2013-03-22 01:27:01 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: kiwimoogle84: She can confirm it for you- I have no access to the donation account.

Nevermind.

See, I was trying to make sure you would remember my name because...

Nevermind.


Don't worry- for the record, I have you  saved in my address book. I'm very organized.
 
2013-03-22 01:27:05 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.


I think some mods broke out the LART.
 
2013-03-22 01:27:36 PM

jfivealive: I fully expect my $20 to go to a 12 pack of beer, a couple ice cream sandwiches, and a burrito.  Trust me on this, I am a medical professional.  The alcohol in the beer will draw the infection into your stomach, the ice cream sandwiches will freeze it in place, and the burrito will expunge the infection via your rectum.


Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
 
2013-03-22 01:27:53 PM

FloydA: I do wut I want!


Can't... stop... laughing...
 
2013-03-22 01:28:31 PM

ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?


Angels. Above. Shhhhh. You can hear them.

/or devils
 
2013-03-22 01:32:13 PM
Thanks kiwimoogle84 for the HOT photo set.  And thanks Magical Unicorn for the TF sponsor.  I usually get a warm fuzzy feeling in me when I donate and help people out but this time I was so overcome with that feeling I got up and did the Dance of Joy.  Sadly no one in my office ever watched Perfect Strangers back in the day and you really need to have two people to do the dance right so I just got a bunch of strange looks.

//nothing different from any other day
///slashies
 
2013-03-22 01:33:00 PM

kiwimoogle84: You guys are phenomenal. Really. Only the people involved with the fundraiser paypal and I have seen the amounts of donations you guys are making, and SO MANY OF YOU have gone above and beyond pocket change. The amount of generosity I'm seeing here is absolutely staggering, and makes me just a teensy bit misty in the eyeballs.


Lies and slander. This is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. You're not fooling anyone.

/these are good peeps.
 
2013-03-22 01:33:31 PM
Ok, I changed my mind and sent what I could.  It wasn't much, but I sure hope it helps a little.  Get well soo VB!
 
2013-03-22 01:34:49 PM

kiwimoogle84: Let me just say really quick-

You guys are phenomenal. Really. Only the people involved with the fundraiser paypal and I have seen the amounts of donations you guys are making, and SO MANY OF YOU have gone above and beyond pocket change. The amount of generosity I'm seeing here is absolutely staggering, and makes me just a teensy bit misty in the eyeballs.

Also, hoping I haven't disappointed anyone :P

There's a reason I love being part of this community, and you guys feel like family some days. A few of you know my personal circumstances I'm dealing with right now, and this much love for an internet stranger just makes me so happy, I can't even express.

Ok, woman-switch off, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.


Sure, I'll play!

1.bp.blogspot.com
webdesignfm.com
Probably  NSFW
 
2013-03-22 01:35:13 PM

mr_bunny: If they hit the mark I will donate the only photo of Henry Rollins smiling known to exist.

In 1992, at a large festival, Kip Winger took a face plant down some stairs and I just happened to snap the photo.


I didn't even witness it and that made me smile.
 
2013-03-22 01:36:19 PM
www.britmums.com
 
2013-03-22 01:42:05 PM

ansuz07: [www.britmums.com image 560x388]


You actually made me tear up. Seriously, I'm not that special. I'm a cranky old lady who has done her share of bad deeds. I'm just trying to help a friend. And I'm actually a little shocked at how well it's worked.
 
2013-03-22 01:43:42 PM

ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?


Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.
 
2013-03-22 01:43:49 PM

So that would be your good deed for the year then?


Seriously, good work Kiwi.  The world could probably use a few more people like you.

 
2013-03-22 01:45:59 PM
I'll donate when I get back home. I'm as broke as a joke and was going to spend the $5 on 2 Miller Lite tallboys for today's and Monday's train ride home (yeah, pathetic, I know, but its the best I can do). I'm SPLURGING to get my haircut at Hair Cuttery tonight, but this is going to a supposedly good dude (haven't met him) and it also seems like there's a good chance I'll see box, so count me in.

/There will be box, right?
//j/k
/// You could clarify,though, km
 
2013-03-22 01:46:01 PM

kiwimoogle84: Let me just say really quick-

You guys are phenomenal. Really. Only the people involved with the fundraiser paypal and I have seen the amounts of donations you guys are making, and SO MANY OF YOU have gone above and beyond pocket change. The amount of generosity I'm seeing here is absolutely staggering, and makes me just a teensy bit misty in the eyeballs.

Also, hoping I haven't disappointed anyone :P

There's a reason I love being part of this community, and you guys feel like family some days. A few of you know my personal circumstances I'm dealing with right now, and this much love for an internet stranger just makes me so happy, I can't even express.

Ok, woman-switch off, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.


I'm having trouble with the non Paypal link so... I opened a Paypal account and it won't let me donate until my bank info is verified in a couple of days. :-/
Is there some other way I can donate or otherwise make this happen?  I would like to help and I love me some pinups!
 
2013-03-22 01:46:28 PM

Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.


Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.
 
2013-03-22 01:47:00 PM

Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.


I always see this account and Drew and read the comments in Morgan Freeman's God voice
 
2013-03-22 01:47:10 PM

kiwimoogle84: ansuz07: [www.britmums.com image 560x388]

You actually made me tear up. Seriously, I'm not that special. I'm a cranky old lady who has done her share of bad deeds. I'm just trying to help a friend. And I'm actually a little shocked at how well it's worked.


Kindness, humility, loyalty, commitment - these things are special.

V_B is lucky to have a friend like you.  Seeing people like you doing things like this reminds me that humanity is basically good and caring.  I need to be reminded of that every now and then, so thank you.
 
2013-03-22 01:48:36 PM
Sent. Good on you!
 
2013-03-22 01:49:01 PM

the_celt: kiwimoogle84: Let me just say really quick-

You guys are phenomenal. Really. Only the people involved with the fundraiser paypal and I have seen the amounts of donations you guys are making, and SO MANY OF YOU have gone above and beyond pocket change. The amount of generosity I'm seeing here is absolutely staggering, and makes me just a teensy bit misty in the eyeballs.

Also, hoping I haven't disappointed anyone :P

There's a reason I love being part of this community, and you guys feel like family some days. A few of you know my personal circumstances I'm dealing with right now, and this much love for an internet stranger just makes me so happy, I can't even express.

Ok, woman-switch off, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.

I'm having trouble with the non Paypal link so... I opened a Paypal account and it won't let me donate until my bank info is verified in a couple of days. :-/
Is there some other way I can donate or otherwise make this happen?  I would like to help and I love me some pinups!


Shoot me an e-mail.
 
2013-03-22 01:50:28 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 600x418]
I do wut I want!


I lol'd
 
2013-03-22 01:51:17 PM

gambitsgirl: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I always see this account and Drew and read the comments in Morgan Freeman's God voice


HAAAA! Reminds me of something I saw once- The greatest way to die would be  by getting shot by Clint Eastwood and my death narrated by Morgan Freeman.
 
2013-03-22 01:52:47 PM

kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.


You deserve that much at very least.

/left out obligatory Sixteen Candles quote about not many women in contemporary society giving out semi-naked pics of themselves to help out a geek like v_b
 
2013-03-22 01:53:49 PM
Or James Earl Jones!!
 
2013-03-22 01:53:54 PM

Moderator: kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.

You deserve that much at very least.

/left out obligatory Sixteen Candles quote about not many women in contemporary society giving out semi-naked pics of themselves to help out a geek like v_b


Yeah, and thankfully no one robbed my underwear drawer.
 
2013-03-22 01:54:33 PM

Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.


I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.
 
2013-03-22 01:55:15 PM

Two Dogs Farking: $5 for boobies is a good price, but how much for gash?

/Just kidding
//Seriously, how much?


Just so no one gets the wrong idea, I donated some money in addition to the snark.

/And they're spectacular - thanks, kiwimoogle84
 
2013-03-22 01:56:57 PM

kiwimoogle84: Moderator: kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.

You deserve that much at very least.

/left out obligatory Sixteen Candles quote about not many women in contemporary society giving out semi-naked pics of themselves to help out a geek like v_b

Yeah, and thankfully no one robbed my underwear drawer.


Says you.

BTW, you're out of milk.
 
2013-03-22 01:57:31 PM

ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.


I'm 99% certain the mods know the difference between someone expressing an honest opinion and a troll. An honest opinion is "I don't agree with what you're doing." Trolls were attacking me personally. Not that I care. This has worked way better than I had hoped. And I'm having a blast. I'm glad I have lenient bosses. =D
 
2013-03-22 01:57:54 PM

ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.


If you get your jollies shiatting all over a thread like this, where Farkers are going out of their way to help other Farkers, then you're not a real Farker - just an asshole. If you object to the moderators doing their part in keeping the thread free of thread-shiatting assholes, you're probably not the right kind of person for Fark.

/Will you sleep with me now, Moderator?
 
2013-03-22 02:00:26 PM

unchellmatt: kiwimoogle84: Moderator: kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.

You deserve that much at very least.

/left out obligatory Sixteen Candles quote about not many women in contemporary society giving out semi-naked pics of themselves to help out a geek like v_b

Yeah, and thankfully no one robbed my underwear drawer.

Says you.

BTW, you're out of milk.


Well since there's no granny panties in there, I'd be fine with you showing them off.

And I'm starting to get just a smidge behind because I'll have a meeting in about ten minutes, but I'll be back soon. Keep fighting the good fight, and have fun in my absence.
 
2013-03-22 02:01:23 PM

Two Dogs Farking: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

If you get your jollies shiatting all over a thread like this, where Farkers are going out of their way to help other Farkers, then you're not a real Farker - just an asshole. If you object to the moderators doing their part in keeping the thread free of thread-shiatting assholes, you're probably not the right kind of person for Fark.

/Will you sleep with me now, Moderator?


THIS

/Minus the sleep with me part.
 
2013-03-22 02:01:29 PM

kiwimoogle84: the_celt: kiwimoogle84: Let me just say really quick-

You guys are phenomenal. Really. Only the people involved with the fundraiser paypal and I have seen the amounts of donations you guys are making, and SO MANY OF YOU have gone above and beyond pocket change. The amount of generosity I'm seeing here is absolutely staggering, and makes me just a teensy bit misty in the eyeballs.

Also, hoping I haven't disappointed anyone :P

There's a reason I love being part of this community, and you guys feel like family some days. A few of you know my personal circumstances I'm dealing with right now, and this much love for an internet stranger just makes me so happy, I can't even express.

Ok, woman-switch off, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.

I'm having trouble with the non Paypal link so... I opened a Paypal account and it won't let me donate until my bank info is verified in a couple of days. :-/
Is there some other way I can donate or otherwise make this happen?  I would like to help and I love me some pinups!

Shoot me an e-mail.


Sent.  Thank you.
 
2013-03-22 02:01:34 PM

unchellmatt: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

I think some mods broke out the LART.


And there was much rejoycing.

/Had to explain what a LART was the other day
//My own fault; I put "I'm gonna LART that pinhead" in a work email
///Fortunately, said pinhead was an Ensign, so everyone agreed that my response was appropriate
 
2013-03-22 02:01:38 PM
kiwimoogle84:

...

Sent.
 
2013-03-22 02:01:39 PM

Two Dogs Farking: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

If you get your jollies shiatting all over a thread like this, where Farkers are going out of their way to help other Farkers, then you're not a real Farker - just an asshole. If you object to the moderators doing their part in keeping the thread free of thread-shiatting assholes, you're probably not the right kind of person for Fark.

/Will you sleep with me now, Moderator?


Agreed. I couldn't have picked a better time to throw my name in the hat with you lot.

This is the Internet at its best.

/nice job moderator
//no time like the present to try and learn HTML
 
2013-03-22 02:04:59 PM

Two Dogs Farking: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

If you get your jollies shiatting all over a thread like this, where Farkers are going out of their way to help other Farkers, then you're not a real Farker - just an asshole. If you object to the moderators doing their part in keeping the thread free of thread-shiatting assholes, you're probably not the right kind of person for Fark.

/Will you sleep with me now, Moderator?


I'm not sure if you're referring to me personally in your second case, but if you are, read my original post again.
 
2013-03-22 02:05:11 PM
I'll see what I can do....the last time I had more hospital bills than I knew what to do I just said 'sorry' and let it ride until they wrote them off

/crappy credit
 
2013-03-22 02:05:21 PM

mithras_angel: unchellmatt: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

I think some mods broke out the LART.

And there was much rejoycing.

/Had to explain what a LART was the other day
//My own fault; I put "I'm gonna LART that pinhead" in a work email
///Fortunately, said pinhead was an Ensign, so everyone agreed that my response was appropriate


Umm, so, yeah. Could you please indulge me? I, um, forgot.

Yeah, forgot, that's the ticket.
 
2013-03-22 02:05:40 PM
kiwimoogle84:

The pics are stunning, BTW.  Thank you.
 
2013-03-22 02:07:45 PM

ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.


There's an archive with hundreds of places to shiat on people even in fun where one of own isn't standing in the middle sort of naked.
 
2013-03-22 02:07:46 PM

Baldrick's Cunning Plan: //no time like the present to try and learn HTML


Well, first tip: double-slashies don't actually work.

It's fun to stay at the HTML.
 
2013-03-22 02:08:31 PM

Baldrick's Cunning Plan: mithras_angel: unchellmatt: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

I think some mods broke out the LART.

And there was much rejoycing.

/Had to explain what a LART was the other day
//My own fault; I put "I'm gonna LART that pinhead" in a work email
///Fortunately, said pinhead was an Ensign, so everyone agreed that my response was appropriate

Umm, so, yeah. Could you please indulge me? I, um, forgot.

Yeah, forgot, that's the ticket.



Loser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool.  AKA Clue-by-four.
 
2013-03-22 02:11:07 PM
This is the most fark-like thread and idea I've seen in a while.
 
2013-03-22 02:11:45 PM

kiwimoogle84: You actually made me tear up. Seriously, I'm not that special. I'm a cranky old lady who has done her share of bad deeds. I'm just trying to help a friend. And I'm actually a little shocked at how well it's worked.


You've done a great thing to help out V_B.

Great job!
 
2013-03-22 02:12:01 PM

kiwimoogle84: Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.


Here's one of the very few pics from my collection that can be posted inline:

imageshack.us
BatStripper wants everyone to give 'til it hurts!
 
2013-03-22 02:13:50 PM

gambitsgirl: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I always see this account and Drew and read the comments in Morgan Freeman's God voice


Titty sprinkles.
 
2013-03-22 02:14:24 PM

LordOfThePings: Baldrick's Cunning Plan: //no time like the present to try and learn HTML

Well, first tip: double-slashies don't actually work.

It's fun to stay at the HTML.


I'd always looked at the slashies as a sort of parenthetical reference or post script to the actual comment.

That, and I really like the word "slashies".

/The voice in my head is Bart at Itchy and Scratchy land: "smashy smashy, smash smash smash!"
 
2013-03-22 02:15:04 PM
I just wanted to say thanks for putting out Kiwi!

I mean putting *this* out. This. I definitely meant putting *this* out.
Didn't mean to imply that Kiwi was putting out.

Sorry for any misunderstanding there.
Carry on.
 
2013-03-22 02:18:50 PM
wowza - sent donation and my PP receipt - and again - wowza!
 
2013-03-22 02:22:03 PM
I tossed in what I had.....my profits from second life.....my inventory is tied up but hey, maybe I can build a rifle to sell chances on to up your profits.....I lub my farkers!
 
2013-03-22 02:23:23 PM

gambitsgirl: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

There's an archive with hundreds of places to shiat on people even in fun where one of own isn't standing in the middle sort of naked.


I realize that. I support their decision to remove the posts, and even if I didn't, I can't criticize because it's their site, not mine. I'm just saying if they get too ban-happy it can have unintended consequences, reminding them that there is a line and while they're on the right side of it recognize the line does indeed exist. But again, they can do whatever they want, it's their site. Now, who wants a free cat? ;)
 
2013-03-22 02:24:24 PM

kiwimoogle84: Figured that was what was going on. Thank you very much for keeping it positive. It is much appreciated.


Let me guess, women should stop halfway up the stairs and need to eat something.

Anyway my thoughts on these pictures are uh, good ones. www.hablandodecorrer.com
 
2013-03-22 02:26:05 PM
Oh and: BOOBIES THREAD FRONT PAGE!! WE'RE BACK BAYBAY
 
2013-03-22 02:26:59 PM

ajt167: Now, who wants a free cat? ;)


Something tells me this thread is not kitten-friendly...
 
2013-03-22 02:28:09 PM

ansuz07: [www.britmums.com image 560x388]


Mr. Rogers was a sniper in Vietnam.
/fact.
 
2013-03-22 02:29:10 PM

Vitamin Pb: I just wanted to say thanks for putting out Kiwi!

I mean putting *this* out. This. I definitely meant putting *this* out.
Didn't mean to imply that Kiwi was putting out.

Sorry for any misunderstanding there.
Carry on.


*snerk*

That'd be difficult to do from here. Most of you guys are several thousand miles away from me.
 
2013-03-22 02:29:42 PM

kiwimoogle84: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

I'm 99% certain the mods know the difference between someone expressing an honest opinion and a troll. An honest opinion is "I don't agree with what you're doing." Trolls were attacking me personally. Not that I care. This has worked way better than I had hoped. And I'm having a blast. I'm glad I have lenient bosses. =D


I've mentioned before that I've seen your pics, so I am qualified to say this - if a guy says he doesn't want to see your boobs, he's a jackass and a liar.
 
2013-03-22 02:30:49 PM

treesloth: jfivealive: I fully expect my $20 to go to a 12 pack of beer, a couple ice cream sandwiches, and a burrito.  Trust me on this, I am a medical professional.  The alcohol in the beer will draw the infection into your stomach, the ice cream sandwiches will freeze it in place, and the burrito will expunge the infection via your rectum.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


I am but a simple man.  I have but simple solutions.  I can solve any of your problems.  Go ahead, try me.
 
2013-03-22 02:33:49 PM
yargh....I read "kiwi" as "kimi"........................I guess I do need more than 3 hours of sleep a night
 
2013-03-22 02:35:14 PM
ajt167:
I realize that. I support their decision to remove the posts, and even if I didn't, I can't criticize because it's their site, not mine. I'm just saying if they get too ban-happy it can have unintended consequences, reminding them that there is a line and while they're on the right side of it recognize the line does indeed exist. But again, they can do whatever they want, it's their site. Now, who wants a free cat? ;)

You explained it to yourself and just need to let it set in.  Their site; they do what they want.  Moderator doesn't require consistency.  I know damn well if I'm sick and in trouble with hospital bills, they'll all do the exact same thing for me.  So please give.
 
2013-03-22 02:35:17 PM
why do they call it a "w" double u....its actually a double v
 
2013-03-22 02:35:21 PM

Begoggle: ansuz07: [www.britmums.com image 560x388]

Mr. Rogers was a sniper in Vietnam.
/fact.


Mr. Rogers was  not a veteran of any kind.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp

//myth
 
2013-03-22 02:36:27 PM

thewulf: ajt167: Now, who wants a free cat? ;)

Something tells me this thread is not kitten-friendly...


Actually, I think it's the contrary. Meow.
 
2013-03-22 02:39:11 PM

ajt167: kiwimoogle84: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

I'm 99% certain the mods know the difference between someone expressing an honest opinion and a troll. An honest opinion is "I don't agree with what you're doing." Trolls were attacking me personally. Not that I care. This has worked way better than I had hoped. And I'm having a blast. I'm glad I have lenient bosses. =D

I've mentioned before that I've seen your pics, so I am qualified to say this - if a guy says he doesn't want to see your boobs, he's a jackass and a liar.


*blush* oh STOP it, you. :P You're so sweet.
 
2013-03-22 02:40:25 PM
OKay, I'm having some trouble with paypal. I've typed in v­bl­acks­had­ow*f­undr­ai­s­er­[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­ia­m­g­*co­m, and it keeps telling me to use a valid email address.
 
2013-03-22 02:41:09 PM

Valhalla130: OKay, I'm having some trouble with paypal. I've typed in vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and it keeps telling me to use a valid email address.


Type it in from scratch.
 
2013-03-22 02:42:27 PM

Valhalla130: OKay, I'm having some trouble with paypal. I've typed in the fundraiser address and it keeps telling me to use a valid email address.


Anyone wanna help out a brother? I literally know zilch about paypal.
 
2013-03-22 02:43:10 PM
I did. Now it's telling me it can't send it at this time.
 
2013-03-22 02:43:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: mtx1234: kiwimoogle84: Subby here.

E-mail donation proof to kiwimoogle84[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and you'll have pinups back within a day or so.

Done and done.

Yikes. If it comes out funny, let me try again. My username, sent to google mails. EIP also.


My Inbox is now very happy, thank you!
 
2013-03-22 02:43:43 PM

Valhalla130: OKay, I'm having some trouble with paypal. I've typed in vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com, and it keeps telling me to use a valid email address.


You need to type it in by hand - it prevents bots from getting the email address.
 
2013-03-22 02:44:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: ajt167: kiwimoogle84: ajt167: Moderator: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: Man, either time is going backwards as regards the number of posts here or I've just a had a stroke.

True that. What the dilly, yo?

Removing a few posts from a few people who simply want to shiat on the thread. They've been asked politely to go elsewhere.

I don't agree with what they said and realize it's your site and you can run it however you want, just be careful. I don't buy into the slippery slope thing, but you don't want people afraid to post a sincere opinion that is counter to the popular one. I do realize that these posts in question were just trolling though, not sincere.

I'm 99% certain the mods know the difference between someone expressing an honest opinion and a troll. An honest opinion is "I don't agree with what you're doing." Trolls were attacking me personally. Not that I care. This has worked way better than I had hoped. And I'm having a blast. I'm glad I have lenient bosses. =D

I've mentioned before that I've seen your pics, so I am qualified to say this - if a guy says he doesn't want to see your boobs, he's a jackass and a liar.

*blush* oh STOP it, you. :P You're so sweet.


I echo and endorse his sentiments.
 
2013-03-22 02:48:18 PM

gunrunner: why do they call it a "w" double u....its actually a double v


Because they are British.
 
2013-03-22 02:48:58 PM

Valhalla130: I did. Now it's telling me it can't send it at this time.


Maybe it's overloaded. Anyway, shoot me an e-mail.
 
2013-03-22 02:50:17 PM

Valhalla130: I did. Now it's telling me it can't send it at this time.


You probably have a pending canceled transaction.  Give it a half hour, then type in the email address by hand- no copy/paste, and try again.
 
2013-03-22 02:51:02 PM
Oh, and I know it's rather late in the day to mention this, but I realized I hadn't been labeling things as NSFW. Though if you didn't already know that based on the tag and by skimming the thread...
 
2013-03-22 02:52:56 PM

FloydA: gunrunner: why do they call it a "w" double u....its actually a double v

Because they are British.


good point, the Brits are kinda "u" whores.....labour, colour, favour......
 
2013-03-22 02:56:11 PM

gunrunner: FloydA: gunrunner: why do they call it a "w" double u....its actually a double v

Because they are British.

good point, the Brits are kinda "u" whores.....labour, colour, favour......


So are canadians. I have a good laugh about this very thing with a Canadian farker I'm buds with.
 
2013-03-22 02:59:40 PM
canadians..bah...they dont understand ham/bacon...the concept of U is above them
 
2013-03-22 03:00:30 PM
Okay, I finally was able to donate just by going to the link provided for the donation site. Then paypal let me donate from there.

Email sent, kiwi.
 
2013-03-22 03:01:11 PM

EatenTheSun: I usually only pay single mothers and community college students to see their boobs. Are you either of those?


I'm a single mother, and I have boobs.
 
2013-03-22 03:03:00 PM

DirkTheDaring: kiwimoogle84: Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.

Here's one of the very few pics from my collection that can be posted inline:

[imageshack.us image 427x640]
BatStripper wants everyone to give 'til it hurts!


Dear god, the rest of that must be amazing
 
2013-03-22 03:05:08 PM

Girion47: DirkTheDaring: kiwimoogle84: Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.

Here's one of the very few pics from my collection that can be posted inline:

[imageshack.us image 427x640]
BatStripper wants everyone to give 'til it hurts!

Dear god, the rest of that must be amazing


She is a nimble little minx..
 
2013-03-22 03:07:16 PM
HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.
 
2013-03-22 03:07:25 PM

gambitsgirl: There's an archive with hundreds of places to shiat on people


An archive full of German porn? How much do we have to donate for that??

/JK
//Please don't send me scat porn!
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 03:07:45 PM

frickinsweet: EatenTheSun: I usually only pay single mothers and community college students to see their boobs. Are you either of those?

I'm a single mother, and I have boobs.


Don't buy it. Pics or.. Nah, just pics.
 
2013-03-22 03:08:27 PM
after a quick visit to my inbox...I have come to the conclusion that anyone that wouldnt enjoy looking at kiwi is devoid of the basic ability to be happy, and should flee from the internet before their reptilian brains explode due to viewing of a actual, genuine, non airbrushed/enhanced woman.

thanks kiwi!...rawr!
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 03:08:35 PM

RobSeace: gambitsgirl: There's an archive with hundreds of places to shiat on people

An archive full of German porn? How much do we have to donate for that??

/JK
//Please don't send me scat porn!


Um.. delete that email I sent before you open it.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 03:09:10 PM

gunrunner: after a quick visit to my inbox...I have come to the conclusion that anyone that wouldnt enjoy looking at kiwi is devoid of the basic ability to be happy, and should flee from the internet before their reptilian brains explode due to viewing of a actual, genuine, non airbrushed/enhanced woman.

thanks kiwi!...rawr!


This.
 
2013-03-22 03:10:05 PM
I forgot I even had an account on here! This seems like a good way to re-discover Fark. It's not often I get the chance to be bribed to do something nice; thank you for the chance, and may we all be saved from hospital billing departments.
 
2013-03-22 03:10:08 PM
I hope V_B gets to go home soon. Good luck with the fundraising!

Oh, and Kiwi, thanks!  :)
 
2013-03-22 03:11:17 PM

Girion47: DirkTheDaring: kiwimoogle84: Feel free to toss other images in the thread if y'all want to play.

Here's one of the very few pics from my collection that can be posted inline:

[imageshack.us image 427x640]
BatStripper wants everyone to give 'til it hurts!

Dear god, the rest of that must be amazing


Send me an email, and I'll reply with the very NSFW pics I took of her.

Also please donate.
 
2013-03-22 03:12:06 PM

SaadHashke: I forgot I even had an account on here! This seems like a good way to re-discover Fark. It's not often I get the chance to be bribed to do something nice; thank you for the chance, and may we all be saved from hospital billing departments.


Welcome back, man. Boobies on the first day back? That's returning in style.
 
2013-03-22 03:12:26 PM

Witchydiva: HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.


Wow nice.  I didn't think this bunch of misfits could ever accomplish anything.  And I'm always right.  So uhh, divide by zero?
 
2013-03-22 03:14:23 PM

Witchydiva: HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.


Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.
 
2013-03-22 03:15:11 PM

frickinsweet: EatenTheSun: I usually only pay single mothers and community college students to see their boobs. Are you either of those?

I'm a single mother, and I have boobs.


and the best kind, one huge one and another of a totally different size and shape.

\runs
 
2013-03-22 03:18:30 PM
This is a win-win-win situation.  Kudos!
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 03:19:22 PM

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.


Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't all guys. But you certainly didn't have to make an encouraging offer.

/actually biting my tongue from making other encouraging offers. ;)
 
2013-03-22 03:19:51 PM
Unfourtunately I missed the original thread, just read a bit... wow.
I sent a modest donation.  More than I would send Drew anyway...

Don't know him personally, but best wishes for recovery.  Nice job on the creative support, kiwi.


gunrunner: canadians..bah...they dont understand ham/bacon...the concept of U is above them


hey man, can i get you a pop?  bag of milk?  the beer's too strong, eh?
 
2013-03-22 03:21:21 PM
bookmarking for later when i've donated from home.

/Kiwi is awesome!
 
2013-03-22 03:21:48 PM
Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3
 
2013-03-22 03:22:10 PM

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.


You ladies need to realize the amount of good things you can accomplish with your boobs, the power you wield. Just imagine if every woman with an attractiveness rating of 5 and over got together and said to the world governments "end all wars within 24 hours and we will all be topless for the rest of the week."
 
2013-03-22 03:23:29 PM

ajt167: You ladies need to realize the amount of good things you can accomplish with your boobs, the power you wield. Just imagine if every woman with an attractiveness rating of 5 and over got together and said to the world governments "end all wars within 24 hours and we will all be topless for the rest of the week."


I'm pretty sure the cure for cancer is tits
 
2013-03-22 03:24:44 PM

DGS: kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.

Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't all guys. But you certainly didn't have to make an encouraging offer.

/actually biting my tongue from making other encouraging offers. ;)


Shoot me an e-mail. I may be willing to do business.

/emphasis on the MAY
//don't get too many crazy ideas, boys
 
2013-03-22 03:26:50 PM

jfivealive: ajt167: You ladies need to realize the amount of good things you can accomplish with your boobs, the power you wield. Just imagine if every woman with an attractiveness rating of 5 and over got together and said to the world governments "end all wars within 24 hours and we will all be topless for the rest of the week."

I'm pretty sure the cure for cancer is tits


What about breast cancer?
 
2013-03-22 03:27:26 PM
From what I recall, kiwimoogle84's pictures are worth every penny.
 
2013-03-22 03:28:11 PM

Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3


see..never underestimate the powers of "misfits"....I'd rather have 1000 misfits on my side than 10 "normal" people...."misfits" usually still arent jaded enough to think "I dont have 12.5 K, so I can't do anything...."misfits" think..."eh, I'll give a few bucks, and someone else will give a few buck, and we just might get this covered."
 
2013-03-22 03:29:50 PM

Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3


There's a FB group too?  Do you have a link handy?
 
2013-03-22 03:29:57 PM
Thanks,  kiwimoogle84, this is chock full of awesome and so are you. This is going to make things so much easier on v_b and his wife.
 
2013-03-22 03:30:14 PM

kiwimoogle84: DGS: kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.

Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't all guys. But you certainly didn't have to make an encouraging offer.

/actually biting my tongue from making other encouraging offers. ;)

Shoot me an e-mail. I may be willing to do business.

/emphasis on the MAY
//don't get too many crazy ideas, boys


Let's just say it involves you, a few other AW's, a bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup, two bottles of flavored vodak, and a 2 pound bag of Swedish Fish.

/'nuff said
 
2013-03-22 03:30:17 PM
Donation and email sent. If only I could contribute more. My few interactions with VBS here on Fark have all been good ones. Wishing VBS a speedy and full recovery.

kiwimoogle84, there's a very special place in the carbon cycle for folks like you. Well done!
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 03:31:54 PM

Mayostard: From what I recall, kiwimoogle84's pictures are worth every penny.


Yep.
 
2013-03-22 03:32:27 PM

gunrunner: Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3

see..never underestimate the powers of "misfits"....I'd rather have 1000 misfits on my side than 10 "normal" people...."misfits" usually still arent jaded enough to think "I dont have 12.5 K, so I can't do anything...."misfits" think..."eh, I'll give a few bucks, and someone else will give a few buck, and we just might get this covered."


Isn't that how a DDOS attack works? ;)

kiwimoogle84, good on ya. I think I said before that your offer of your expertise was awesome... and you're purty, too!
 
2013-03-22 03:34:34 PM

kiwimoogle84: jfivealive: ajt167: You ladies need to realize the amount of good things you can accomplish with your boobs, the power you wield. Just imagine if every woman with an attractiveness rating of 5 and over got together and said to the world governments "end all wars within 24 hours and we will all be topless for the rest of the week."

I'm pretty sure the cure for cancer is tits

What about breast cancer?


Ha, honestly there may be something to this. I'm no doctor, so I may be wrong, but endorphins are good for your immune system, and you certainly get excited and happy and release them when you see boobs. Have you shown vb your boobs yet? May want to give it a go.
 
2013-03-22 03:35:12 PM
Way to go, Kiwi!

Here is another SFW pic from my collection... linked because it may be borderline.

Moderator, make the call, please
 
2013-03-22 03:35:29 PM
 Emailed.

Thank you for doing this, kiwimoogle84. Farkers like you and Witchydiva are one of the things I love about this site.
 
2013-03-22 03:36:58 PM

FloydA: Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3

There's a FB group too?  Do you have a link handy?


TFark
 
2013-03-22 03:38:16 PM

kiwimoogle84: jfivealive: ajt167: You ladies need to realize the amount of good things you can accomplish with your boobs, the power you wield. Just imagine if every woman with an attractiveness rating of 5 and over got together and said to the world governments "end all wars within 24 hours and we will all be topless for the rest of the week."

I'm pretty sure the cure for cancer is tits

What about breast cancer?


Still tits, but indirectly.  No man will ever be able to gaze upon a woman's breasts ever again until cancer is cured.  That shiat will be gone in a half hour.
 
2013-03-22 03:39:53 PM

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.


I'm pretty sure you will be bringing more than "the good" out of some of them.
 
2013-03-22 03:41:49 PM

FloydA: Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3

There's a FB group too?  Do you have a link handy?


Doh, that is what I get for not using preview.

book of the face dot com /groups/231511130224277
 
2013-03-22 03:42:32 PM

techmom: gunrunner: Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3

see..never underestimate the powers of "misfits"....I'd rather have 1000 misfits on my side than 10 "normal" people...."misfits" usually still arent jaded enough to think "I dont have 12.5 K, so I can't do anything...."misfits" think..."eh, I'll give a few bucks, and someone else will give a few buck, and we just might get this covered."

Isn't that how a DDOS attack works? ;)

kiwimoogle84, good on ya. I think I said before that your offer of your expertise was awesome... and you're purty, too!


Under glamorous makeup and the right lighting, I think everyone is :) But you are very sweet!
 
2013-03-22 03:42:41 PM

JohnnyShotMe: kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: HUGE kudos to kiwimoogle84. When I last posted just 3 hours ago, we were at $7,588.44. You, ma'am, are incredible, especially since I know you are dealing with some serious medical bills yourself. Your generosity and kindness towards someone you don't know is beautiful.

We are currently at $9,337.55 and counting.

Also, I won't forget Moderator and the Admins who have helped with this by greening threads and keeping them friendly.

Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.

I'm pretty sure you will be bringing more than "the good" out of some of them.


You mean "the bad" and "the ugly" as well?
 
2013-03-22 03:49:09 PM

ertai_lapis: JohnnyShotMe: kiwimoogle84:
Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.

I'm pretty sure you will be bringing more than "the good" out of some of them.

You mean "the bad" and "the ugly" as well?


I'm pretty sure some of them will be beating "the bad" out of "the ugly".
 
2013-03-22 03:50:20 PM

Witchydiva: FloydA: Witchydiva: Also, you guys need to know that so far, every penny of donations has come from Farkers via these threads and the FB group.

<3

There's a FB group too?  Do you have a link handy?

Doh, that is what I get for not using preview.

book of the face dot com /groups/231511130224277


Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).
 
2013-03-22 03:53:59 PM

Vitamin Pb: ertai_lapis: JohnnyShotMe: kiwimoogle84:
Thank you all so, so much. Knowing that we are able to take this burden off v_b and fishwife is a wonderful feeling, and you all have made it possible.

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.

I'm pretty sure you will be bringing more than "the good" out of some of them.

You mean "the bad" and "the ugly" as well?

I'm pretty sure some of them will be beating "the bad" out of "the ugly".


I'm laughing so hard right now. I just choked on my lunch. My boss came by very concerned. It was hilarious.
 
2013-03-22 03:56:55 PM

frickinsweet: EatenTheSun: I usually only pay single mothers and community college students to see their boobs. Are you either of those?

I'm a single mother, and I have boobs.


The usual $20 per song?
 
2013-03-22 03:56:55 PM
sorry....I suck as a person :)
 
2013-03-22 04:02:57 PM
FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!
 
2013-03-22 04:05:28 PM

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


YOU PEOPLE ROCK. EACH AND EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU.
 
2013-03-22 04:05:47 PM

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


/cheers
 
2013-03-22 04:06:44 PM

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 04:07:47 PM

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


+eleventy of awesomeness or some such

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.


Sign me up. :D
 
2013-03-22 04:08:09 PM
Just as an abstract:

I would have 2 pre-requisites to donation.
1. I know the person.  I see threads akin to this on occasion on fark and think to myself, "I've literally never seen that name before this page headline/thread."
-not being offensive, but I'm on here a lot If I'm not posting I'm probably lurking, a lot of you know (and hate me) for one topic or another I'm sure, I certainly recognize a great many handles here.
(a quick google  of fark yields no page on fark with both our handles(excepting where google's cache has the headline at the bottom of the page)
2. I not be laid up from work myself, nothing dramatic, but spending is cut util I get back to work.

I will say, after looking at his profile, you can just tell he's a great guy.  There are millions of great people in need, and at any given point in time I give zero farks about any of them.  Having said that, this degenerate apathetic asshole wishes VB and family the best.
 
2013-03-22 04:09:12 PM

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


That is incredible. Well done, Farkers. Well done
d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-03-22 04:09:20 PM

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.


I'll take a raincheck, if I ever make it to where you are or if you ever find yourself in the upstate new york area.
 
2013-03-22 04:10:32 PM

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:12:04 PM
techmom:

Isn't that how a DDOS attack works? ;)

we are a DDOS for the power of good!
 
2013-03-22 04:13:31 PM
Just saw the pics. Awesome! Those eyes...... Then saw that we broke 10k. Even better.

And for no reason whatsoever, how to brush your teeth. THE ULTRA MANLY WAY!!!!!!


i881.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:14:40 PM

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.


I bet you do....and so do I.... :)

Awesome pics, kiwi, and FARKers ROCK!
 
2013-03-22 04:16:09 PM

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


\o/
 
2013-03-22 04:17:53 PM
It's stuff like this that is one of the reasons I have visited this site on a near-daily basis for close to a decade - along with the 'shop contests, hilarious comments, gripping flamewars, and rehead threads, of course.

Fark is the best community on the internet.
 
2013-03-22 04:17:54 PM
Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!
 
2013-03-22 04:18:03 PM
I think it's a great gesture.  I have to think that you're bringing in people (like me) who normally might not come into a thread for someone they don't know.  Unfortunately, I have to wait until after work to donate.

I have a feeling your email server might be a little overloaded today!
Keep up the great work!
 
2013-03-22 04:19:16 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.

I'll take a raincheck, if I ever make it to where you are or if you ever find yourself in the upstate new york area.


Only if the Red Sox are in town :P I'm just joking. Don't make it that way often but I do have friends in Philadelphia, so if I do ever make it that way, I'll plan a Fark party at Dave and Busters or something :)
 
2013-03-22 04:19:31 PM

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

If I could send a hug to everyone who donated even pocket change to this endeavor, I would. And I give good hugs.


As long as it's not a group hug.  Those can get weird when you're naked.

/That is what you meant, right? RIGHT???
//Don't look at me like that.
 
2013-03-22 04:20:46 PM
Morgan Freeman broke all out up in here again
 
2013-03-22 04:21:18 PM

Drew: Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!


Drew popped his head into a thread I started.

I can literally die happy now.
 
2013-03-22 04:21:51 PM
kiwimoogle84:

Just for the record- I didn't do anything. All of these guys are the ones stepping up. I just brought out the good in them. =D

I'm so happy to hear. Really.


I believe "tumescent" is the operative word here.
 
2013-03-22 04:22:07 PM
PS - when Morgan Freeman speaks it's that bright highlighter yellow so he will be heard
 
2013-03-22 04:22:40 PM

Drew: Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!


Boobies themselves are redundant, being 2 of them, and they point out.
 
2013-03-22 04:23:27 PM

kiwimoogle84: Drew: Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!

Drew popped his head into a thread I started.

I can literally die happy now.


Screw him. You raised like $3000 with your bod!!! Stellar. It takes Drew 5 months at $5 a pop to get to that.
 
2013-03-22 04:23:43 PM
God help paypal if they lock this fundraiser down.
 
2013-03-22 04:24:06 PM
Boss is here. Quick! Everyone grab a broom and look busy. *starts washing windows, whistling innocently*
 
2013-03-22 04:26:31 PM

gambitsgirl: kiwimoogle84: Drew: Behold the power of boobies

I feel extra redundant even pointing that out :)

Great job everyone - best community evar!

Drew popped his head into a thread I started.

I can literally die happy now.

Screw him. You raised like $3000 with your bod!!! Stellar. It takes Drew 5 months at $5 a pop to get to that.


Yeah, and I might be biased, but I think that shade of lipstick looks better on a brunette.
 
2013-03-22 04:29:33 PM
Oh shiat, it's Drew!

*sits up straight, shuffles papers, pretends to be on phone*
 
2013-03-22 04:31:07 PM
Good jerb making it this far! Can we break 15k? There will be more bills. Physical Therapy, meds, equipment rental (if any), medical visits, etc... Plus normal bills that might have been forgotten about while they've been dealing with this. I put my money where my mouth is (Who came up with that saying? Yuck!), now it's time for some of you other slackers to pick it up.   :)
 
2013-03-22 04:31:33 PM

kiwimoogle84: Vitamin Pb: I just wanted to say thanks for putting out Kiwi!

I mean putting *this* out. This. I definitely meant putting *this* out.
Didn't mean to imply that Kiwi was putting out.

Sorry for any misunderstanding there.
Carry on.

*snerk*

That'd be difficult to do from here. Most of you guys are several thousand miles away from me.


I've got a truck and just enough money for gas if I don't eat much and sleep by the side of the road.

I don't know why I would think of that fact right now.
 
2013-03-22 04:32:43 PM
The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 04:35:15 PM

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


That's a lot of whelming. And we're hoping for more good news soon. If you were local I'd share some Balvenie, too. I'll just drink some on your behalf, 'k?
 
2013-03-22 04:36:08 PM

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


V_B!!!!  Happy to see you're able to post. Your next Newcastle is on me, sir.
 
2013-03-22 04:36:24 PM

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


Order up!

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:37:29 PM

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 04:37:56 PM

Unfreakable: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

V_B!!!!  Happy to see you're able to post. Your next Newcastle is on me, sir.


It's like a who's who in here now. Drew, Unfreakable, a V_b sighting.. well damn.
 
2013-03-22 04:39:29 PM

DGS: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

That's a lot of whelming. And we're hoping for more good news soon. If you were local I'd share some Balvenie, too. I'll just drink some on your behalf, 'k?


Doublewood? What year? KIND of a scotch snob. I have one of the now-discontinued JW Green Label bottles, sealed in the original box. Waiting for it to go completely extinct so it's worth money :)
 
2013-03-22 04:39:37 PM

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


Get well soonest! And if I ever get out to CA, the Newcastle is on me!
 
2013-03-22 04:40:02 PM

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


do i hear the next fundraiser in the works??
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 04:40:04 PM

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


Aaaaand I'll be in my bunk. Or KM84's bunk. Whichever.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 04:40:39 PM

kiwimoogle84: DGS: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

That's a lot of whelming. And we're hoping for more good news soon. If you were local I'd share some Balvenie, too. I'll just drink some on your behalf, 'k?

Doublewood? What year? KIND of a scotch snob. I have one of the now-discontinued JW Green Label bottles, sealed in the original box. Waiting for it to go completely extinct so it's worth money :)


Doublewood 12, ayup.
 
2013-03-22 04:42:06 PM

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.



i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-22 04:43:06 PM
Those are some nice boobies.

Take my money, and use it in good health.

Literally. Feel better, man.
 
2013-03-22 04:44:14 PM

kiwimoogle84: DGS: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

That's a lot of whelming. And we're hoping for more good news soon. If you were local I'd share some Balvenie, too. I'll just drink some on your behalf, 'k?

Doublewood? What year? KIND of a scotch snob. I have one of the now-discontinued JW Green Label bottles, sealed in the original box. Waiting for it to go completely extinct so it's worth money :)


wait what, no more green?? So i should stop drinking the bottle my sister got me for christmas?

/Ok, back to my bruichladdich rocks then...
 
2013-03-22 04:45:00 PM

Jim DiGriz: I put my money where my mouth is (Who came up with that saying? Yuck!)


When I worked at state park I had one of those bank pouches with over a grand in small bills.  In a moment of extreme lack of thought, after it had been sitting on a hot dash all day(right before I set up to do balancing for the week), I decided to fan it out and take a whiff.

It smelled about how you would think half rotten leather, moist with ass-sweat from very unsanitary people, would smell like.  The included faint aroma from the odd bunch of assorted change was less than complimentary.
(You know which bodily fluid coins(especiallypennies) smell like?  Here's a hint: SEMEN )

I have a tendency to not like handling cash at all anymore.  I think it would be less risky to shake hands with every guy coming out of a truckstop bathroom.

/what doesn't kill you...
 
2013-03-22 04:45:57 PM

Maud Dib: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


[i0.kym-cdn.com image 348x232]


Of course, it'll have to wait appx five months for my own medical issues to be sorted, but that's neither here nor there. I'm only too happy to help out however I can. and I'm still shocked at how steady the generosity flow is.
 
2013-03-22 04:48:48 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.

do i hear the next fundraiser in the works??


Spent this whole thread waiting for the right time to post this, and here we are:
i1011.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:49:11 PM
I wasn't going to say this - but now that there's been an appearance - maybe the married Farkers who can't/won't receive Kiwi's moogles or the Farkettes who don't want to see them can be motivated by some other fungible nonmonetary incentive.  No?
 
2013-03-22 04:49:17 PM
Bathia_Mapes , you are good people! danke!
 
2013-03-22 04:50:19 PM
I approve this message. And those boobs.
 
2013-03-22 04:50:56 PM

gunrunner: Bathia_Mapes , you are good people! danke!


i know, right! this thing beside the handle, yeah its new.
 
2013-03-22 04:51:40 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I wasn't going to say this - but now that there's been an appearance - maybe the married Farkers who can't/won't receive Kiwi's moogles or the Farkettes who don't want to see them can be motivated by some other fungible nonmonetary incentive.  No?


For the ladies, I have several very attractive shirtless hot guy pics on my phone, but other than that, I have no idea what else they might want, though I've also got a score of lolcats. ONE DOLLAR PER LOLCAT FOR THE LADIES!!!
 
2013-03-22 04:51:52 PM

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


Care Kiwi!  After that he may need a Defib!
 
2013-03-22 04:52:28 PM

DGS: It's like a who's who in here now. Drew, Unfreakable, a V_b sighting.. well damn.


This calls for a badge!


i1095.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:52:31 PM
kiwimoogle84:

Of course, it'll have to wait appx five months for my own medical issues to be sorted, but that's neither here nor there. I'm only too happy to help out however I can. and I'm still shocked at how steady the generosity flow is.


Hope everything is well for you, H.
 
2013-03-22 04:54:27 PM

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


DUDE! Welcome back!
 
2013-03-22 04:54:35 PM
If only I could mail you some Newfoundland beer, V-B - holy geez, there's a brewery here that puts actual HONEY in their honey brown ale! Ambrosia!

Get better sir, there's a world of beer out here! And to all those who contributed a few dollars or their best wishes - may the wind blow you all sweetly to safe harbours.
 
2013-03-22 04:55:32 PM
Happy dance!!!

Insert Kermit flail gif here
 
2013-03-22 04:57:00 PM

Maud Dib: kiwimoogle84:

Of course, it'll have to wait appx five months for my own medical issues to be sorted, but that's neither here nor there. I'm only too happy to help out however I can. and I'm still shocked at how steady the generosity flow is.


Hope everything is well for you, H.


If you want the story, shoot me another e-mail. I'll share the secret with ya :)
 
2013-03-22 05:02:11 PM

kiwimoogle84:  I'm not saying I'm the hottest chick on fark, and my knees may be too sharp for some of you, but it's for a good cause, so I'm throwing it all out there.


Oh, hush. You're awesome.
 
2013-03-22 05:05:37 PM
i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 05:05:40 PM
Bookmarked for afterwork donation, yall rock!
 
2013-03-22 05:06:30 PM
I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.
 
2013-03-22 05:08:18 PM

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.


Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


Good for every single one of YOU!
 
2013-03-22 05:08:23 PM

ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.


I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?
 
2013-03-22 05:09:19 PM

Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab
 
2013-03-22 05:09:35 PM

drunk_flowers: Happy dance!!!

Insert Kermit flail gif here


pink hair forever!! :)
 
2013-03-22 05:09:53 PM

kiwimoogle84: I'm still shocked at how steady the generosity flow is.


Fark is known for its steady flow.
 
2013-03-22 05:10:18 PM

ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.


You need to set up an account I believe. Then when it asks you who you want to send the money to, I think that's when you put the email in.

And anyone can donate- if you e-mail me, I'm e-mailing you back. If you want to be left out of the incentive package, there's no need to e-mail me personally.
 
2013-03-22 05:10:29 PM

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


He's looking good considering what he's gone through!
 
2013-03-22 05:10:57 PM

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Awesome.
 
2013-03-22 05:11:15 PM

Lorelle: Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab


it's really the nipplage
 
2013-03-22 05:11:23 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?


Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)
 
2013-03-22 05:15:22 PM

drunk_flowers: Insert Kermit flail gif here


choosepp.net
I see your Kermit and raise you a Jake
 
2013-03-22 05:15:24 PM
I don't lurk Fark much these days and probably would have missed this if it weren't for the boobies tag. Happy to help a little, pics were a nice bonus, although I'd probably be stupid loose with my few remaining dollars for more of dat backside.
 
2013-03-22 05:15:33 PM
It's times like this that make me wonder why we don't have a Fark classified section. We're a total community, so I wouldn't feel at all adverse to helping out other Farkers by sending business their way, or giving discounts to my business. Yes, even the bastards on the Politics tab...
 
2013-03-22 05:15:53 PM
Hmmm...looks like he's nomming on a box of See's Candy.
 
2013-03-22 05:17:31 PM

ACunningPlan: I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?

Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)


I put the same thing into the spot for where I wanted to send it about 5 times in a row. It finally accepted it the 5th time. I have no idea why. So helping seems just as, uh, helpful as calling dibs.

And sorry 'bout the gender mix-up - I really just use 'him' when I have no idea.

/And since you don't need the pics...
 
2013-03-22 05:20:03 PM

ACunningPlan: I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?

Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)


You want a shirtless, sweaty Jensen Ackles? I've got one of those. That, and a shirtless Chris Evans working in a garage. Just say the word.
 
2013-03-22 05:20:40 PM

frickinsweet: sorry....I suck as a person :)


That's OK.
Just keep away from my Thin Mints.
I NEVER forget Thin Mints threats.

Oh, what the hey: They're in the freezer, 'sweet.

/Passover begins on Monday, so disappear them by Sunday.
 
2013-03-22 05:22:48 PM

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Awesome!

Whatever you do, do NOT drink out of that little clear jug they have hung on the railing of your bed!

/Takes DAYS to get that taste out of your mouth.
//So I've heard.
 
2013-03-22 05:24:33 PM

Lorelle: Hmmm...looks like he's nomming on a box of See's Candy.


That is indeed See's, courtesy of VivianVivisect. I believe it is mostly dark chocolate, with some caramel and toffee, for the Missus. Now we know v_b is a bogarting bastage. ;) Vivian also dropped this off. :)
 
2013-03-22 05:26:06 PM
kiwimoogle84:
You want a shirtless, sweaty Jensen Ackles? I've got one of those.

www.nightbiscuit.com
 
2013-03-22 05:26:48 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: frickinsweet: sorry....I suck as a person :)

That's OK.
Just keep away from my Thin Mints.
I NEVER forget Thin Mints threats.

Oh, what the hey: They're in the freezer, 'sweet.

/Passover begins on Monday, so disappear them by Sunday.


I literally just now tore into my box of thin mints. I keep them on a shelf at work when I need the sugar to stay awake. HIGH FIVE!
 
2013-03-22 05:26:57 PM
I put in what I could. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery. This is truly a place filled with incredible people.
 
2013-03-22 05:27:40 PM
kiwimoogle84: What about us early donators? Anything for us?

What about the *EARLIEST* donator?  Anything special for him?

I do believe that Witchydiva can confirm that I was the first person to give. Also one of the ones who gave twice!
 
2013-03-22 05:29:56 PM

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


Must. Not. Get. Erecti... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Thanks KM, now I can't go anywhere for 10 minutes cause my cubicle is in a a busy area...

/Darn TFarkettes and their sexy talk
 
2013-03-22 05:30:20 PM

Roman Fyseek: kiwimoogle84: What about us early donators? Anything for us?

What about the *EARLIEST* donator?  Anything special for him?

I do believe that Witchydiva can confirm that I was the first person to give. Also one of the ones who gave twice!


I tell you guys what- I was gonna post this earlier actually. I'll retro my offer. If you donated before today because you did it for nothing but goodness, shoot me an e-mail. I'll cut you lovely people in :)
 
2013-03-22 05:30:45 PM
I wish I had a nice body to show off.  The best I could do is share an amusing anecdote about my testicles (low quality video from an open mic).  I suspect that might be more of a disincentive than an incentive though.
 
2013-03-22 05:31:18 PM

Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.

Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!


Sweeeet.  Please keep us updated .. any time I play for or otherwise participate in a fundraising effort I find it exciting to track progress.
 
2013-03-22 05:31:36 PM

RelaximusPrime: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.

Must. Not. Get. Erecti... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Thanks KM, now I can't go anywhere for 10 minutes cause my cubicle is in a a busy area...

/Darn TFarkettes and their sexy talk


MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!
 
2013-03-22 05:34:41 PM

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Man... You look like hell. Go get a shower or something. I'm not letting you kiss me on the forehead again unless you've bathed.

/so glad you're back from the dead
 
2013-03-22 05:37:45 PM

kiwimoogle84: RelaximusPrime: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.

Must. Not. Get. Erecti... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Thanks KM, now I can't go anywhere for 10 minutes cause my cubicle is in a a busy area...

/Darn TFarkettes and their sexy talk

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!


Mudwrestling with Kathy Bates.

/Now I think I'll go throw up.
 
2013-03-22 05:40:30 PM
Bleah, we've got a high deductible health insurance plan at work too, they're about the only ones in the area with a halfway decent premium. Thankfully neither I or my son have ended up in the hospital and had to deal with the outrageous deductible for a 2 person family, which I think is around 10k for our plan. (Knock on wood)

Good to see him at least conscious and capable of using a keyboard again at least.  Threw in a small donation.
 
2013-03-22 05:42:06 PM

kiwimoogle84: RelaximusPrime: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.

Must. Not. Get. Erecti... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Thanks KM, now I can't go anywhere for 10 minutes cause my cubicle is in a a busy area...

/Darn TFarkettes and their sexy talk

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!


Mmm. Is she wearing a really thin, sheer blouse?
Go on.
 
2013-03-22 05:43:18 PM

kiwimoogle84: Roman Fyseek: kiwimoogle84: What about us early donators? Anything for us?

What about the *EARLIEST* donator?  Anything special for him?

I do believe that Witchydiva can confirm that I was the first person to give. Also one of the ones who gave twice!

I tell you guys what- I was gonna post this earlier actually. I'll retro my offer. If you donated before today because you did it for nothing but goodness, shoot me an e-mail. I'll cut you lovely people in :)


Well, I'm still going to donate again anyway... as soon as I get home from work...
 
2013-03-22 05:45:33 PM

kiwimoogle84: demaL-demaL-yeH: frickinsweet: sorry....I suck as a person :)

That's OK.
Just keep away from my Thin Mints.
I NEVER forget Thin Mints threats.

Oh, what the hey: They're in the freezer, 'sweet.

/Passover begins on Monday, so disappear them by Sunday.

I literally just now tore into my box of thin mints. I keep them on a shelf at work when I need the sugar to stay awake. HIGH FIVE!


You want frickinsweet to help you get rid of your hametz before Pesach, too?

/She specializes in Thin Mints.
 
2013-03-22 05:46:14 PM

MeSoHomely: kiwimoogle84: RelaximusPrime: kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.

Must. Not. Get. Erecti... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Thanks KM, now I can't go anywhere for 10 minutes cause my cubicle is in a a busy area...

/Darn TFarkettes and their sexy talk

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!

Mudwrestling with Kathy Bates.

/Now I think I'll go throw up.


How about a happy medium? A bunny sniffing a sunflower?

/what am I, five?
 
2013-03-22 05:48:20 PM

kiwimoogle84: ACunningPlan: I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?

Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)

You want a shirtless, sweaty Jensen Ackles? I've got one of those. That, and a shirtless Chris Evans working in a garage. Just say the word.


Donation done.  Thanks ever so much for doing this & I'm too old for either of those fellas:)  Perhaps you can send a double set to someone who was able to make a bigger donation?!
 
2013-03-22 05:51:59 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: kiwimoogle84: demaL-demaL-yeH: frickinsweet: sorry....I suck as a person :)

That's OK.
Just keep away from my Thin Mints.
I NEVER forget Thin Mints threats.

Oh, what the hey: They're in the freezer, 'sweet.

/Passover begins on Monday, so disappear them by Sunday.

I literally just now tore into my box of thin mints. I keep them on a shelf at work when I need the sugar to stay awake. HIGH FIVE!

You want frickinsweet to help you get rid of your hametz before Pesach, too?

/She specializes in Thin Mints.


Not jewish. I can eat all the hametz I want. :)
 
2013-03-22 05:52:08 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?

Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)

I put the same thing into the spot for where I wanted to send it about 5 times in a row. It finally accepted it the 5th time. I have no idea why. So helping seems just as, uh, helpful as calling dibs.

And sorry 'bout the gender mix-up - I really just use 'him' when I have no idea.

/And since you don't need the pics...


No worries; took two goes but it did work - or I've sent money to someone, somewhere anyway.....  If you can persuade kiwimoogle84 to send you my pics, you are very welcome to have them.  That's between you and her:)
 
2013-03-22 05:53:04 PM
Certainly was on my list to donate today, but I truly appreciate your making it a sweeter venture.  Best use of boobies EVER!
 
2013-03-22 05:53:26 PM

mtx1234: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.

Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Sweeeet.  Please keep us updated .. any time I play for or otherwise participate in a fundraising effort I find it exciting to track progress.


I have to say that it has been an absolute BLAST watching the notification emails come in on the account, and then going to my PP tab and hitting refresh. Highlight of my week (if not year).

We are currently at $10,587.34, $10k of which has been transferred out of the account and is on the roundabout way to v_b's account.

Also, 3K has been raised since this thread was posted. Thank you again, kiwimoogle84!!!
 
2013-03-22 05:54:02 PM
Vincent, get better soon!

kiwimoogle84, you're awesome!
 
2013-03-22 05:54:21 PM

ACunningPlan: kiwimoogle84: ACunningPlan: I May Be Crazy But...: ACunningPlan: I can't make this work, but then I am an idiot when it comes to stuff like paypal.  Do I have to set up an account or need a password or something?  The gmail thing doesn't take me anywhere....

Won't need your pics btw, just want to do my [alas very small] bit to help.

I'll take the pics for him, so there's not a surplus that runs down the price, making it even harder to raise money.

/That's how sending a copy of a file works, right?

Hey now, you could at least offer to help me make the donation, before calling dibs on my unwanted pics.

/and I'm a straight her btw, thus why I don't need the pics:)

You want a shirtless, sweaty Jensen Ackles? I've got one of those. That, and a shirtless Chris Evans working in a garage. Just say the word.

Donation done.  Thanks ever so much for doing this & I'm too old for either of those fellas:)  Perhaps you can send a double set to someone who was able to make a bigger donation?!


Believe it or not, I have saved every donation proof, and I have a high dollar folder. Not giving away amounts or names, but they know who they are, and they ARE getting something special for it. I've informed them thusly. And thanks for your donation. But PS- you're never too old for eye candy.
 
2013-03-22 05:57:44 PM

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


He's looking good for 6 weeks. Seriously. I speak from experience. None of my hospital pics are suitable for this site. Or lunch. Keep his ass clean. I got a hell of a fungus infection there and on the jewels due to the fact that the antibiotics killed all my skin bacteria and I had no defense against fungus. Nature is wonderful.

He's really is looking good. He'll make it.

Call if you want, you've got the number.

P
 
2013-03-22 05:59:27 PM
Donated.

/brilliant idea
 
2013-03-22 06:00:35 PM

Roman Fyseek: kiwimoogle84: What about us early donators? Anything for us?

What about the *EARLIEST* donator?  Anything special for him?

I do believe that Witchydiva can confirm that I was the first person to give. Also one of the ones who gave twice!


*will vouch for this*

Also, smells_like_meat - you've been wonderful throughout this ordeal. I wish I'd been there for you.
 
2013-03-22 06:01:18 PM
arrrggh... Can't leave work for another hour... then it'll take me 20-25 minutes to drive home... I've been waiting most of the day to get to see the pics waiting in my inbox. I just have to keep telling myself I need this job, so don't do something HR might have a problem with...

:)
 
2013-03-22 06:02:29 PM
Ok folks- I'm off work and have a few errands to run- got my own doctor to visit this afternoon, and any positive thoughts that my blood pressure is under 140/100 are welcome.

I'll be checking my e-mail and this thread sporadically this evening and tomorrow and have no fear- I WILL get to you. Thank you for being absolutely amazing, and thank you in advance for your patience. If it continues I'm happy to keep up with the incentives as long as the thread is live.

Give yourselves a freakin' huge round of applause. You're awesome.
 
2013-03-22 06:05:45 PM

Witchydiva: Also, smells_like_meat - you've been wonderful throughout this ordeal. I wish I'd been there for you.


Ditto.
 
2013-03-22 06:07:31 PM
Get well, you renegade HST Quoting madman.

/paypalled
 
2013-03-22 06:07:40 PM

Witchydiva: We are currently at $10,587.34, $10k of which has been transferred out of the account and is on the roundabout way to v_b's account.


Knowing Farkers, some of this money is pretty hammered (I know mine was). Try not to shake it up too much on the roundabout.
 
2013-03-22 06:08:06 PM
Nice jorb Farkers!

PS: Big thanks to Bathia_Mapes, I guess someone was feeling generous. I'm kicking in an extra few bucks just because of that. Thanks!
 
2013-03-22 06:08:17 PM

Witchydiva: mtx1234: Witchydiva: FloydA:  Ah, OK, thanks.  I was going to shop it around to my list of friends, but none of them are farkers (afaik).

That will soon change, I imagine.

Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Sweeeet.  Please keep us updated .. any time I play for or otherwise participate in a fundraising effort I find it exciting to track progress.

I have to say that it has been an absolute BLAST watching the notification emails come in on the account, and then going to my PP tab and hitting refresh. Highlight of my week (if not year).

We are currently at $10,587.34, $10k of which has been transferred out of the account and is on the roundabout way to v_b's account.

Also, 3K has been raised since this thread was posted. Thank you again, kiwimoogle84!!!


More fun than I've had in a long time, and ego boosting at that. Makes me happy :)
 
2013-03-22 06:09:22 PM

Witchydiva: We are currently at $10,587.34, $10k of which has been transferred out of the account and is on the roundabout way to v_b's account.


That's freaking awesome. Many many thanks to everyone. Mike's a dear friend and it means a lot to see everyone rally 'round him like this.
 
2013-03-22 06:10:37 PM

Witchydiva: Also, smells_like_meat - you've been wonderful throughout this ordeal. I wish I'd been there for you.


techmom: Witchydiva: Also, smells_like_meat - you've been wonderful throughout this ordeal. I wish I'd been there for you.

Ditto.


Very much appreciated. We're really private people. Different strokes. For us, your good thoughts were enough.

I just looked at my "photo album". ::shudder::.

Get better V_B, you're a lucky guy.
 
2013-03-22 06:10:43 PM
I'm in.  Never have I seen a thread more perfectly embody everything I love about Fark.

(And still someone will see me posting in this thread and write yet another letter to someone requesting that my ordination be revoked.)
 
2013-03-22 06:16:36 PM

kiwimoogle84: Not jewish. I can eat all the hametz I want. :)


Nobody's perfect.
You're piling up gemilut chasadim anyway.
 
2013-03-22 06:17:53 PM

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


He's alive and eating junk food! Get this man a beer!
 
2013-03-22 06:22:10 PM

FishWife: Lorelle: Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab

it's really the nipplage


Specifics vary person to person as far as specific location of interest.  But over all it's instinct.
Some examples:
Anything of a similar composure(soft, round, warm) is relatively rare, so fixating on it would give an evolutionary advantage.

Cleavage, anything soft with cleavage is strongly tied to....female reproductive anatomy, which men seek out for very obvious reasons.

It has been postulated that the nipplage can resemble eyes and trigger the (large)portion of the brain which processes faces, in the same way pareidolia works.  In a sense, if we're staring at nipples, on a subconscious level we cannot control, we are looking you in the eye.  Can't help it wires get crossed.  We see two things staring at us, so we stare right back.  Unfortunately we cannot see through clothing, but if the shape is there, we're doubly fixated, we know there's eyes there, but we can't quite find them, so we keep looking...

-Makes us sound dumb, sure, but it's not a function of the mind we control well, if at all.  Still think us uncivilized? Try to control when you salivate by conscious will alone.  Difficulty: Right now, no Pavlov style training via association.

Fruit, seed, etc etc, it is all intermingled symbolically way way back in society.


And lastly, the all too often forgotten motive for being fascinated with something:

Pure beauty. Need not be even about sex or eroticism, so don't go all kink or pedobear jokes here, just appreciation of natural art, the perception of an abstract creation inspiration of human emotion.

Arcs and curves that are just as precious in all their variations as are any cloud-spotted sunset or sunrise, hypnotizing campfire or waterfall, gardens well planted that fill people with joy...
The way some old people smile at the young at play, youth so filled with energy and life that the elders are taken back to the days when they were as carefree and vibrant, no envy or malice, just appreciation for how fine life is, even if short.
The way a very quiet foggy morning, everything shrouded in veils of grey, creates an exhilarating mystery....
Standing in a field with a thunder storm well on the way, but you can only hear the gentle breeze, just enough to make your hair stand on end, you can feel the electricity in the air but are rooted, as if it's the breath of beast that's been stalking you, that rush of fear that's pleasurable but not yet to panic, the anticipation that something monumental is near..

Am I a mongrel, that I could not stop myself from being held in thrall by a being so beautiful that I am frozen by equal parts fear, joy, and curiosity?
 
2013-03-22 06:27:06 PM

FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!


Get well soon V_B! ♥
 
2013-03-22 06:28:12 PM

omeganuepsilon: Specifics vary person to person as far as specific location of interest.  But over all it's instinct...


!!!

/looks down at her own saggy mammary glands
//is suddenly in awe of their power
 
2013-03-22 06:29:01 PM
Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vb­lac­kshado­w*fu­n­dr­a­iser[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­ia­mg*co­m email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.
 
2013-03-22 06:29:07 PM

cjoshuav: I'm in.  Never have I seen a thread more perfectly embody everything I love about Fark.

(And still someone will see me posting in this thread and write yet another letter to someone requesting that my ordination be revoked.)


How funny.  Can't you tell them the oil doesn't wash off?

/atheist btw, but that was always my understanding of how the technology worked:)
 
2013-03-22 06:29:40 PM

gunrunner: Bathia_Mapes , you are good people! danke!


You're very welcome. :-)
 
2013-03-22 06:30:57 PM

vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the v­bl­ac­ks­h­ado­w­*f­undrai­se­r[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­iam­g*com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.


Don't copy and paste. You have to type it from scratch. Let me know if that helps
 
2013-03-22 06:32:01 PM

vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.


Just a FYI-You cannot copy/paste any part of the email address. You must type it out manually.
 
2013-03-22 06:32:39 PM

Usurper4: Yes, even the bastards on the Politics tab


let's not get too carried away now      v_b
 
2013-03-22 06:33:18 PM

frickinsweet: EatenTheSun: I usually only pay single mothers and community college students to see their boobs. Are you either of those?

I'm a single mother, and I have boobs.


how you dooin'?

:-)

/bie?
//eip :-D
 
2013-03-22 06:33:19 PM
vegas_greaser:

Some people said you have to type the address in manually, and others said it took them several tries even doing that. Mine went through right away, but that was earlier, and traffic might have picked up since most people have gotten to go home by now...

... not me, though. Still at work.
 
2013-03-22 06:33:37 PM
kiwimoogle84:

i105.photobucket.com
You did something very good today.  FWIW, you will always be on my "good people" list.  Thank you.
 
2013-03-22 06:35:18 PM

FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]


*waves at V_B*
 
2013-03-22 06:36:29 PM

vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.


It's the text formatting from copy/paste.  I had the same thing, and had to reload the page to type the whole address in  manually.
 
2013-03-22 06:36:48 PM

FloydA: kiwimoogle84:


You did something very good today.  FWIW, you will always be on my "good people" list.  Thank you.


I dunno, you haven't been privy to any of my bootstrappy rants yet :P

Thanks dude.
 
2013-03-22 06:37:18 PM
Donated.

Hope V_B gets better soon.  MRSA is nothing to mess with.
 
2013-03-22 06:38:21 PM

Lorelle: Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab


There's just something about the shape of them... dunno, couldn't explain it.  It's like trying to explain why a flower is pretty.
Also they feel nice :)
 
2013-03-22 06:39:27 PM

vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.


Nevermind. Got it to work. Kiwi, you have email!
 
2013-03-22 06:40:25 PM
It's a shame chair-slats guy didn't get pictures.  Those would have been priceless.
 
2013-03-22 06:41:43 PM

JerkStore: Nice jorb Farkers!

PS: Big thanks to Bathia_Mapes, I guess someone was feeling generous. I'm kicking in an extra few bucks just because of that. Thanks!


You're welcome and thank you for donating.
 
2013-03-22 06:41:46 PM

omeganuepsilon: Am I a mongrel, that I could not stop myself from being held in thrall by a being so beautiful that I am frozen by equal parts fear, joy, and curiosity?


I was going to link a certain Joe Walsh song and call you an equally smoove rogue, but Lorelle of the awesome song list was amused, so I won't.
 
2013-03-22 06:41:56 PM

Bathia_Mapes: vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.

Just a FYI-You cannot copy/paste any part of the email address. You must type it out manually.


Thank you. I noticed the Fark Filter transposing the address. Had to log out a few times and finally got it to work.
 
2013-03-22 06:48:58 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: omeganuepsilon: Am I a mongrel, that I could not stop myself from being held in thrall by a being so beautiful that I am frozen by equal parts fear, joy, and curiosity?

I was going to link a certain Joe Walsh song and call you an equally smoove rogue, but Lorelle of the awesome song list was amused, so I won't.


He's just an ordinary average guy. Every Saturday he works in the yard, picks up the dog doo, hopes that it's hard...
 
2013-03-22 06:49:28 PM
Done!
 
2013-03-22 06:49:31 PM
Nicely done, kiwimoogle84. I was going to donate anyway, but I'll take the pinups for it.
 
2013-03-22 06:50:23 PM
Well, I lived in Canada for 9 years and had no medical bills, but I do know they suck.  Threw some in, no BIE necessary. :)
 
2013-03-22 06:50:58 PM
Alright, alright, you're offering up a thread badge now? It's not often I get the chance for one of those, not having TF and all.

/just sent funds
//no need for pics, Kiwi
///slashies!
 
2013-03-22 06:51:23 PM
Ok wow. How is it POSSIBLE that eight hours after it starts, it's only picking up speed? You guys are so beyond amazing. And I'm going in order. Thanks for the donates and patience!
 
2013-03-22 06:51:45 PM
UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.
 
2013-03-22 06:52:16 PM
Bookmarking this, will donate once I have a chance to check bank account.
 
2013-03-22 06:53:16 PM
Ok, getting to head home in a couple minutes. Keep it going, folks!
 
2013-03-22 06:55:02 PM

Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.


Fark is the best community in the whole of the intertubes.  We really do have some of the best people in the world here.
 
2013-03-22 06:56:55 PM
V_B!
Drew!
$11,000+!
Badge!
i911.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 06:57:14 PM

Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.


Ususally that's after sex for me.

And generally because of the pepperspray. How goes it WD?
 
2013-03-22 06:57:33 PM

vegas_greaser: Bathia_Mapes: vegas_greaser: Anyone else getting an error in Paypal when trying to send to the vblackshadow[* image 7x13]fundraiser[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com email address? It's telling me that the email address is not valid. Kiwi, I emailed you with a screenshot of the error. I'd love to donate, but it won't let me.

Just a FYI-You cannot copy/paste any part of the email address. You must type it out manually.

Thank you. I noticed the Fark Filter transposing the address. Had to log out a few times and finally got it to work.


Cool! :-)
 
2013-03-22 06:57:44 PM
Stayed home being sick today let me play on fark like I used to. I didnt realize how much i missed you weirdos. This thread is so full of win. Thank y'all for being awesome.

And VB it's really good to see your smiling face :)
Btw I'm making frito pie for dinner. Neener neener neener.
 
2013-03-22 07:00:20 PM

FishWife:


Omg I cried. M - xoxo
 
2013-03-22 07:02:51 PM

Roman Fyseek: FishWife: [i1231.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Man... You look like hell. Go get a shower or something. I'm not letting you kiss me on the forehead again unless you've bathed.

/so glad you're back from the dead


I wanted to tell him he looked like shiat but decided he may not have a mirror so kept quiet
 
2013-03-22 07:05:58 PM

Gawdzila: Lorelle: Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab

There's just something about the shape of them... dunno, couldn't explain it.  It's like trying to explain why a flower is pretty.
Also they feel nice :)


Mine feel awesome in my knees
 
2013-03-22 07:05:58 PM

kiwimoogle84: Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


www.budster.net  www.budster.net

/Giggity
//*twitch*
 
2013-03-22 07:06:45 PM
shiat. I meant ON my knees. Oh well. Freaudian.
 
2013-03-22 07:07:50 PM

kiwimoogle84: Ok wow. How is it POSSIBLE that eight hours after it starts, it's only picking up speed? You guys are so beyond amazing. And I'm going in order. Thanks for the donates and patience!


I must commend you, not for the pictures in and of themselves, but more for the creative solution to a problem.  You wanted to help (as clearly did everyone in this thread) but were unable to provide it in a monetary way so you found something that people would want and made it work.

I've been around Fark for a long while, so I've seen a fair share of "XYZ needs help" threads, and probably missed an even greater number but this is the first time I can recall our own weakness used against us.  So kudos to you, you sneaky temptress you.
 
2013-03-22 07:07:59 PM

Kyoki: Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.

Ususally that's after sex for me.

And generally because of the pepperspray. How goes it WD?


My friend! Keeping busy getting my own health back and working on a job search (no way my employment contract gets renewed after I'd been off sick for the past couple months). I've missed you and Ms. Fuzz! I'm alright, currently living in NL and trying like hell to find a job in the UK or CH so I can leave this place. :)

It still sound like a bloodhound skydiving in your place? ;)

Also,  $11,107.27 and counting
 
2013-03-22 07:08:09 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: omeganuepsilon: Am I a mongrel, that I could not stop myself from being held in thrall by a being so beautiful that I am frozen by equal parts fear, joy, and curiosity?

I was going to link a certain Joe Walsh song and call you an equally smoove rogue, but Lorelle of the awesome song list was amused, so I won't.


No idea what you're on about, but if a guy can't try to explain why men love breasts, and maybe wax philosophical about them, man, fark this place.

/better than vogon poetry
//almost
 
2013-03-22 07:09:52 PM

Lorelle: demaL-demaL-yeH: omeganuepsilon: Am I a mongrel, that I could not stop myself from being held in thrall by a being so beautiful that I am frozen by equal parts fear, joy, and curiosity?

I was going to link a certain Joe Walsh song and call you an equally smoove rogue, but Lorelle of the awesome song list was amused, so I won't.

He's just an ordinary average guy. Every Saturday he works in the yard, picks up the dog doo, hopes that it's hard...


... take out the garbage and clean the garage.
My friend's got a Chrysler, I've got a Dodge  ...


OK. I laughed. Out loud, even.

/We'll both pretend that it's that song.
 
2013-03-22 07:10:27 PM

Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.


You're going to have us all crying in in our beers here in a minute. :)


Bathia Mapes: WOW! Thanks!
 
2013-03-22 07:12:44 PM

Shan: kiwimoogle84: Ok wow. How is it POSSIBLE that eight hours after it starts, it's only picking up speed? You guys are so beyond amazing. And I'm going in order. Thanks for the donates and patience!

I must commend you, not for the pictures in and of themselves, but more for the creative solution to a problem.  You wanted to help (as clearly did everyone in this thread) but were unable to provide it in a monetary way so you found something that people would want and made it work.

I've been around Fark for a long while, so I've seen a fair share of "XYZ needs help" threads, and probably missed an even greater number but this is the first time I can recall our own weakness used against us.  So kudos to you, you sneaky temptress you.


I am nothing if not creative. I'm like 105% right brained. Seriously.

/still working on the emails, guys
 
2013-03-22 07:12:48 PM
FishWife: You look good, man. We miss you and Snowy and I wish nothing but the speediest recovery and the shortest distance between you and a tall Duvel!!
 
2013-03-22 07:12:59 PM

PastaFazoole: Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.

You're going to have us all crying in in our beers here in a minute. :)


PayPal balance:   $11,107.27 USD

Cry away. :)
 
2013-03-22 07:14:33 PM

Witchydiva: PastaFazoole: Witchydiva: UPDATE:

$11,027.27 USD

You guys are amazing. I'm in tears.

You're going to have us all crying in in our beers here in a minute. :)

PayPal balance:   $11,107.27 USD

Cry away. :)


I'm emotional over here. My doctor is going to think I'm insane.
 
2013-03-22 07:20:33 PM

kiwimoogle84: And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.


Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.
 
2013-03-22 07:21:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: FishWife: The  blood is flowing faster thru the dialysis rig ... V_b here, more whelmed than ever ...  Can a guy get a bleed in' Newcastle?!

HI V_B! Look what my boobies did?!? =D

God man, people effing love you. And your wife owes me a beer. Maybe if I make it down to a party one of these days I'll have your hot wife return the favor by licking beer off these moneymakin' bad boys.


img542.imageshack.us

Donation on it's way!
 
2013-03-22 07:21:38 PM

gambitsgirl: Mine feel awesome on my knees


I bet they'd feel awesome on my knees, too.

/ ;)
 
2013-03-22 07:24:04 PM

LordOfThePings: kiwimoogle84: And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.


You, sir, owe me a new otter box.
 
2013-03-22 07:26:29 PM
Get better, farker!
 
2013-03-22 07:26:50 PM
Witchydiva:
My friend! Keeping busy getting my own health back and working on a job search (no way my employment contract gets renewed after I'd been off sick for the past couple months). I've missed you and Ms. Fuzz! I'm alright, currently living in NL and trying like hell to find a job in the UK or CH so I can leave this place. :)

It still sound like a bloodhound skydiving in your place? ;)


Email sent to your personal acct.
 
2013-03-22 07:27:19 PM

Gawdzila: gambitsgirl: Mine feel awesome on my knees

I bet they'd feel awesome on my knees, too.

/ ;)


LordOfThePings: kiwimoogle84: And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.


Both well played.

kiwimoogle84: You, sir, owe me a new otter box.


Anyone even tries that one and I call foul, way too easy.
 
2013-03-22 07:28:27 PM

LordOfThePings: Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.


There was a room in the pictures?
 
2013-03-22 07:28:46 PM

Gawdzila: gambitsgirl: Mine feel awesome on my knees

I bet they'd feel awesome on my knees, too.

/ ;)


They are fun! Like liquid mercury.
 
2013-03-22 07:29:43 PM

SoCalChris: LordOfThePings: Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.

There was a room in the pictures?


[Optical_illusion.jpg]
 
2013-03-22 07:30:27 PM
Thanks  Bathia_Mapes !! What a nice surprise to get at the end of a long day!

And to teh hawt subby (aka kiwimoogle84), after I get my rent and utilities paid this weekend I will see how much is left in the piggy bank to donate. You're awesome for doing this, by the way.
 
2013-03-22 07:32:12 PM

vegas_greaser: kiwimoogle84: Gawdzila: j4x: This is pretty farking misandric to assume that dudes are only going to donate if a woman shows them tits.

Speaking as a dude... seriously just quit the hypersensitive whining.
No one said or implied that, especially considering that plenty of guys donated before this thread existed.  This is for fun and charity.  And boobs.

And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Most of us (particularly those of us who have experienced huge hospital bills and hard times) would have donated anyway. And Kiwi's pics are very classy.


As I said in the other thread, by the time my husband died we had $100 and two kids and everything else was gone. What Kiwi did was admirable. Like the gift of the magi without the hair and hair clasps and everything else that was in the story.
 
2013-03-22 07:33:13 PM

omeganuepsilon: Gawdzila: gambitsgirl: Mine feel awesome on my knees

I bet they'd feel awesome on my knees, too.

/ ;)

LordOfThePings: kiwimoogle84: And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Yeah, it looked more like debedroom.

Both well played.

kiwimoogle84: You, sir, owe me a new otter box.

Anyone even tries that one and I call foul, way too easy.


"Nice beaver!"

"Thanks! I just had it stuffed."
 
2013-03-22 07:33:42 PM
Donated! And totally worth it... First time BIE actually worked :-)
 
2013-03-22 07:34:46 PM

gambitsgirl: vegas_greaser: kiwimoogle84: Gawdzila: j4x: This is pretty farking misandric to assume that dudes are only going to donate if a woman shows them tits.

Speaking as a dude... seriously just quit the hypersensitive whining.
No one said or implied that, especially considering that plenty of guys donated before this thread existed.  This is for fun and charity.  And boobs.

And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Most of us (particularly those of us who have experienced huge hospital bills and hard times) would have donated anyway. And Kiwi's pics are very classy.

As I said in the other thread, by the time my husband died we had $100 and two kids and everything else was gone. What Kiwi did was admirable. Like the gift of the magi without the hair and hair clasps and everything else that was in the story.


You guys keep giving me credit and all it cost me was bandwidth :P

Love you dearly, GG. We's widows got to stick together. (Not a thread jack)
 
2013-03-22 07:37:47 PM

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: vegas_greaser: kiwimoogle84: Gawdzila: j4x: This is pretty farking misandric to assume that dudes are only going to donate if a woman shows them tits.

Speaking as a dude... seriously just quit the hypersensitive whining.
No one said or implied that, especially considering that plenty of guys donated before this thread existed.  This is for fun and charity.  And boobs.

And I offered. And considering how farking tasteful and elegant my offerings are, it's hardly debasement.

Most of us (particularly those of us who have experienced huge hospital bills and hard times) would have donated anyway. And Kiwi's pics are very classy.

As I said in the other thread, by the time my husband died we had $100 and two kids and everything else was gone. What Kiwi did was admirable. Like the gift of the magi without the hair and hair clasps and everything else that was in the story.

You guys keep giving me credit and all it cost me was bandwidth :P

Love you dearly, GG. We's widows got to stick together. (Not a thread jack)


You put yourself out in a very public and very harsh crowd in a personal way. That's more than bandwidth, hun.
 
2013-03-22 07:38:21 PM

kiwimoogle84: Ok wow. How is it POSSIBLE that eight hours after it starts, it's only picking up speed? You guys are so beyond amazing. And I'm going in order. Thanks for the donates and patience!


It's awesome that this is gaining momentum!
 
2013-03-22 07:42:42 PM

kiwimoogle84: "Nice beaver!"

"Thanks! I just had it stuffed."


Pretty much.
/and damnit, calling  foul on myself, too tempting to not play with it
//for shame!
How did you ruin your otter box?
You can't just wash it off? That's what most people would do.
If you can't wash it off could you buff it out by hand?
If it's really that bad, I could offer to paint it a nice pearly white.
 
2013-03-22 07:43:57 PM

gambitsgirl: You put yourself out in a very public and very harsh crowd in a personal way. That's more than bandwidth, hun.


www.godleyisd.net This bares repeating
 
2013-03-22 07:48:01 PM

omeganuepsilon: kiwimoogle84: "Nice beaver!"

"Thanks! I just had it stuffed."

Pretty much.
/and damnit, calling  foul on myself, too tempting to not play with it
//for shame!
How did you ruin your otter box?
You can't just wash it off? That's what most people would do.
If you can't wash it off could you buff it out by hand?
If it's really that bad, I could offer to paint it a nice pearly white.


Actually, you missed the joke. Otter boxes are indestructible. At least, mine is. But ask me again in a few months- might have broken it by then...
 
2013-03-22 07:48:27 PM

gambitsgirl: You put yourself out in a very public and very harsh crowd in a personal way. That's more than bandwidth, hun.


For what it's worth, kiwi know's what she's doing. She's done so with a light and playful tact that will make any naysayer a vile troll who's posts are likely to vanish into thin air...

/BTW, good call mods
//beneath even me here
 
2013-03-22 07:51:48 PM

omeganuepsilon: gambitsgirl: You put yourself out in a very public and very harsh crowd in a personal way. That's more than bandwidth, hun.

For what it's worth, kiwi know's what she's doing. She's done so with a light and playful tact that will make any naysayer a vile troll who's posts are likely to vanish into thin air...

/BTW, good call mods
//beneath even me here


I hung around a bit this morning as self-proclaimed muscle and got to swing at a few trolls but noticed she hit better and faster and more accurately so now I skip back in to check totals and sniff the dust.
 
2013-03-22 07:55:26 PM
By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.
 
2013-03-22 07:57:04 PM

Evil-Imposter: Thanks  Bathia_Mapes !! What a nice surprise to get at the end of a long day!

And to teh hawt subby (aka kiwimoogle84), after I get my rent and utilities paid this weekend I will see how much is left in the piggy bank to donate. You're awesome for doing this, by the way.


Welcome to the Dark Side. :-)
 
2013-03-22 07:59:15 PM

kiwimoogle84: Otter boxes are indestructible.


Don't call me Actually.

I wouldn't say they're indestructible, but they do have an amazing ability to rebound from some very enthusiastic usage, to include the possible repercussions of said usage several months down the road.

kiwimoogle84: Actually, you missed the joke


Not sure if serious.

/I was not necessarily talking about phone covers
 
2013-03-22 08:01:30 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Evil-Imposter: Thanks  Bathia_Mapes !! What a nice surprise to get at the end of a long day!

And to teh hawt subby (aka kiwimoogle84), after I get my rent and utilities paid this weekend I will see how much is left in the piggy bank to donate. You're awesome for doing this, by the way.

Welcome to the Dark Side. :-)


I have been here before actually, just not in a while. Thanks again : )
 
2013-03-22 08:02:05 PM

kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.


I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but treesloth posted this further back up the thread.

i1095.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:03:02 PM

Evil-Imposter: Bathia_Mapes: Evil-Imposter: Thanks  Bathia_Mapes !! What a nice surprise to get at the end of a long day!

And to teh hawt subby (aka kiwimoogle84), after I get my rent and utilities paid this weekend I will see how much is left in the piggy bank to donate. You're awesome for doing this, by the way.

Welcome to the Dark Side. :-)

I have been here before actually, just not in a while. Thanks again : )


You're very welcome.
 
2013-03-22 08:05:59 PM
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA
 
2013-03-22 08:07:00 PM

gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA


C'mon that was supposed to be a private message!
 
2013-03-22 08:09:56 PM

gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA


How crude!

And I was not! Well, not literally.  Well, literally, but not, like, actually..
/heh
 
2013-03-22 08:10:05 PM
Donated, well worth it. Cheers to all you wonderful farkers.
 
2013-03-22 08:10:08 PM

kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.


Does this one work for ya?

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:11:06 PM

gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA


Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)
 
2013-03-22 08:11:38 PM

Bathia_Mapes: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but treesloth posted this further back up the thread.

[i1095.photobucket.com image 380x380]


Well, treesloth's heart is in the right place.  But that badge is like an ugly child.
 
2013-03-22 08:12:35 PM

FloydA: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

Does this one work for ya?


*blinks back tears*

It's...it's... SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Thank you! I'm honored!

An appearance by Drew, great fundraising, and my very own badge in one day. I'm speechless.
 
2013-03-22 08:12:38 PM

choo: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

C'mon that was supposed to be a private message!


Sorry Choo. I'm still spastic. :(
 
2013-03-22 08:13:04 PM

FloydA: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

Does this one work for ya?

[i105.photobucket.com image 249x352]


Has to have something like "loosed the fountains of humanity" or something like that.
 
2013-03-22 08:13:13 PM

FloydA: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

Does this one work for ya?


Freaking awesome
 
2013-03-22 08:14:18 PM

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)


I knew you were with child. And your otter box will be more than bent in about 4 months ;-)
 
2013-03-22 08:14:54 PM

Molavian: Bathia_Mapes: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but treesloth posted this further back up the thread.

[i1095.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Well, treesloth's heart is in the right place.  But that badge is like an ugly child.


Oh snap. I din say it
 
2013-03-22 08:15:04 PM
I probably should have just added a:

/if you know what I mean
//and I think you do
///nudge nudge wink wink

kiwimoogle84: Can I have a badge?


If there's no serious hurry, I'll whip one up(no pun intended this time, chill).  About to smoke break.
 
2013-03-22 08:16:02 PM

Lorelle: Witchydiva: Also, WE JUST BROKE $10,000!!!!!

Behold the power of boobies.

/still doesn't understand why men are so fascinated by those soft, round, floppy, warm glands filled with flab


You pretty much nailed it.

*Motorboats*
 
2013-03-22 08:16:14 PM

gambitsgirl: kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)

I knew you were with child. And your otter box will be more than bent in about 4 months ;-)


You and maybe just a handful of others who pay attention. :D

God I love today. Weather is gorgeous, listening to Stephen Lynch, finally getting caught up on the backlog of rewards...
 
2013-03-22 08:21:12 PM
OK, I'm several posts behind the curve at this point, so disregard above.

kiwimoogle84: That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!


That part was just too low key.  Gave the impression you just may have missed what I was saying entirely.

And I wasn't saying it!  Just playing with the words as was my first urge.  Otter box is just, well, too good to resist.
/jesus, I'm still doing it
 
2013-03-22 08:22:49 PM

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child.


i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
SRSLY, that's awesome!  [Happy dance]
 
2013-03-22 08:23:22 PM

omeganuepsilon: OK, I'm several posts behind the curve at this point, so disregard above.

kiwimoogle84: That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

That part was just too low key.  Gave the impression you just may have missed what I was saying entirely.

And I wasn't saying it!  Just playing with the words as was my first urge.  Otter box is just, well, too good to resist.
/jesus, I'm still doing it


Hmmm. 
Maybe, "Milk of human kindness."
 
2013-03-22 08:24:38 PM

FloydA: Does this one work for ya?


OOhh, a realistic look.  Is there a online generator for that?

Torn between that and the classic line art look.
 
2013-03-22 08:27:20 PM

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)


Soooo, how much for preggo pics?

/Just kidding
//Mostly
 
2013-03-22 08:27:27 PM

omeganuepsilon: FloydA: Does this one work for ya?

OOhh, a realistic look.  Is there a online generator for that?

Torn between that and the classic line art look.


Hey I'll post any and all made for me proudly :)
 
2013-03-22 08:29:18 PM

EatenTheSun: kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)

Soooo, how much for preggo pics?

/Just kidding
//Mostly


NO.jpg
 
2013-03-22 08:29:18 PM

gambitsgirl: kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)

I knew you were with child. And your otter box will be more than bent in about 4 months ;-)


Bah, they recover quickly enough if there's no need for stitches.

Also, congrats Kiwi!
 
2013-03-22 08:32:43 PM
I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.
 
2013-03-22 08:34:32 PM
bookmark for when not on mobile
 
2013-03-22 08:37:51 PM

kiwimoogle84: NO.jpg


I laughed.
 
2013-03-22 08:37:56 PM

TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.


Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.
 
2013-03-22 08:39:08 PM
i271.photobucket.com

OK. Here's my beaver, send me my stuff!!!!

;-)
 
2013-03-22 08:45:50 PM
I finally got home from work. I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

No, wait, I meant No one expects the Spanish Inquisitio... I'll come in again.

Wow, Kiwi, seriously good. :)
 
2013-03-22 08:47:42 PM

kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.

Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.


THIS.

We appreciate every penny, every good wish, every positive prayer, every candle that has been lit, every piece of sound advice that has been given.

There is no, I repeat NO shame in giving what you can afford. I'm broke as a joke right now, so I am making a modest donation and coordinating this fundraiser. kiwimoogle84 has her own fair share of medical expenses, and she has offered expertise AND helped raise another $2,600+ for this fundraiser.

I will not sniff at, or naysay a single gesture of goodwill, no matter how rich or how humble.

I really am honestly, truly, and completely humbled by the outpouring of generosity which has responded to this need.
 
2013-03-22 08:49:16 PM

kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: kiwimoogle84: gambitsgirl: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

Yes I know. That's why I said mine might be broken in a few months!

Oh wait, most of you aren't privy to why that's funny.

I'm actually about five months pregnant with my first child. Huge surprise, almost lost her a couple times, but hanging in there! This thread seriously lifted my spirits.

And if you couldn't guess, no, those pics were from a few months back.

Ok there's my five minutes of attention. More on V_B. :)

I knew you were with child. And your otter box will be more than bent in about 4 months ;-)

You and maybe just a handful of others who pay attention. :D

God I love today. Weather is gorgeous, listening to Stephen Lynch, finally getting caught up on the backlog of rewards...


I just threw my 13-year-old daughter out the door to a friend's house and sold my son to the Lords of the Xbox. It's 8:48. Ima go to bed. Oh thank you Baby Jebus for sleep.
 
2013-03-22 08:50:22 PM

Witchydiva: kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.

Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.

THIS.

We appreciate every penny, every good wish, every positive prayer, every candle that has been lit, every piece of sound advice that has been given.

There is no, I repeat NO shame in giving what you can afford. I'm broke as a joke right now, so I am making a modest donation and coordinating this fundraiser. kiwimoogle84 has her own fair share of medical expenses, and she has offered expertise AND helped raise another $2,600+ for this fundraiser.

I will not sniff at, or naysay a single gesture of goodwill, no matter how rich or how humble.

I really am honestly, truly, and completely humbled by the outpouring of generosity which has responded to this need.


What's the count now? Since the start of the thread I'd be shocked if we haven't hit 12k. These people are so amazing.
 
2013-03-22 09:00:41 PM
kiwimoogle84:
What's the count now? Since the start of the thread I'd be shocked if we haven't hit 12k. These people are so amazing.

Nearly.... PayPal balance:   $11,397.64 USD
 
2013-03-22 09:06:04 PM

Witchydiva: kiwimoogle84:
What's the count now? Since the start of the thread I'd be shocked if we haven't hit 12k. These people are so amazing.

Nearly.... PayPal balance:   $11,397.64 USD


Seems like threads about done, but we may get more hits over the weekend. I need to feed myself and take a nap.

THANKS EVERYOME!
 
2013-03-22 09:10:45 PM

kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.

Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.


I meant to only refer to people who could but didn't. So what's the typical wait time for this reward?

Not that I did it for the reward, but...
 
2013-03-22 09:10:52 PM

Molavian: Bathia_Mapes: kiwimoogle84: By the way, I have a humble request if someone wants to oblige me. Can I have a badge? I've been jealous of all the other awesome TFers who have cool stuff in their profiles.

If someone gets bored, or has a minute, and wants to send me the HTML for something to display in my profile, that would make me so happy. I'm DURNED PROUD of all that's been accomplished here, and all just from one silly idea.

I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but treesloth posted this further back up the thread.

[i1095.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Well, treesloth's heart is in the right place.  But that badge is like an ugly child.


QFT
 
2013-03-22 09:13:27 PM
Epic AWing for charity.

+1
 
2013-03-22 09:14:41 PM

TexasPete: kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.

Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.

I meant to only refer to people who could but didn't. So what's the typical wait time for this reward?

Not that I did it for the reward, but...


If I missed you somewhere, I'll fix that now.
 
2013-03-22 09:17:00 PM

kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: kiwimoogle84: TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.

Now, lets not be shaming people who don't have money to donate. I don't which is why I did this instead. So many people have medical problems, or lost their job, or just had a baby, and it's fine. Really, we didn't expect THIS much of a turnout, but we're grateful. I'm certain WitchyDiva, fishwife and V_B agree.

I meant to only refer to people who could but didn't. So what's the typical wait time for this reward?

Not that I did it for the reward, but...

If I missed you somewhere, I'll fix that now.


Can this be a subscription service? :P

Also, congrats on your fetus. We had our first last summer. Parenthood is super awesome.
 
2013-03-22 09:19:01 PM
kiwimoogle84 you are a lovely person. (and the pictures aren't bad either.) get well soon farker vincent blackshadow.
 
2013-03-22 09:19:53 PM
For what it's worth:

oi49.tinypic.com

/was going for boob color theme, failed miserably, but eh
//feel free edit as desired
 
2013-03-22 09:19:56 PM
Jesus, I went to +1 the thread, and I forgot that I had already +1'd it.  I'VE ONLY HAD ONE F*CKING BEER!!!!

:/
 
2013-03-22 09:21:07 PM
And I just went and tried to +1 the thread again.  I'VE ONLY HAD ONE DAMN  BEER!! :/
 
2013-03-22 09:22:13 PM
That.  was weird.  Why didn't my first po....um..."thingee" show up earlier?

You know what?

*pushes away from keyboard*

/glad to hear v_b is doing better!
 
2013-03-22 09:23:34 PM
I spent most of this time looking for the picture, had to settle on "win" face.
 
2013-03-22 09:23:58 PM
damn it, it's payday and I'm already broke

good luck, kiwi. you do good work and are an extra spicy nacho with jalapeno any day of the week
 
2013-03-22 09:25:06 PM

omeganuepsilon: For what it's worth:



/was going for boob color theme, failed miserably, but eh
//feel free edit as desired


FULL OF WIN!!!
 
2013-03-22 09:27:40 PM

xanadian: That.  was weird.  Why didn't my first po....um..."thingee" show up earlier?

You know what?

*pushes away from keyboard*

/glad to hear v_b is doing better!


You just got a new farkie: Alzheimer Drunk. :D
 
2013-03-22 09:28:29 PM

kiwimoogle84: xanadian: That.  was weird.  Why didn't my first po....um..."thingee" show up earlier?

You know what?

*pushes away from keyboard*

/glad to hear v_b is doing better!

You just got a new farkie: Alzheimer Drunk. :D


AND I'VE ONLY HAD ONE ... .wait.

.....

:-/
 
2013-03-22 09:30:43 PM

xanadian: That.  was weird.  Why didn't my first po....um..."thingee" show up earlier?

You know what?

*pushes away from keyboard*

/glad to hear v_b is doing better!


GO TO BED XANADIAN YOU'RE DRUNK
 
2013-03-22 09:41:52 PM
Heh... I already donated. I don't need pics though, I haven't much use for them honestly. It isn't really my thing though I'm sure they're fantastic so thanks for helping Kiwi.
 
2013-03-22 09:42:49 PM
It is payday. I am in for a small amount.

Good luck, Vincent Blackstar and his wife.
 
2013-03-22 09:42:50 PM

Langston: xanadian: That.  was weird.  Why didn't my first po....um..."thingee" show up earlier?

You know what?

*pushes away from keyboard*

/glad to hear v_b is doing better!

GO TO BED XANADIAN YOU'RE DRUNK


weknowmemes.com
 
2013-03-22 09:45:48 PM
Is there a current total?
 
2013-03-22 09:47:05 PM

Shirley Ujest: Is there a current total?


Just upthread. 11,350 or so.
 
2013-03-22 09:48:46 PM
Chipped in, rewarded, happy.
 
2013-03-22 09:50:32 PM
Over 10,000 donated? DAMN.

Good job all of us.
 
2013-03-22 09:52:26 PM

Shirley Ujest: Is there a current total?


PayPal balance:   $11,522.50 USD
 
2013-03-22 09:54:07 PM

Witchydiva: Shirley Ujest: Is there a current total?

PayPal balance:   $11,522.50 USD


That is just awesome!!
 
2013-03-22 09:59:38 PM
I did my part!
Might be the scotch talking but I am sure tomorrow I will not regret doing it
 
2013-03-22 10:01:50 PM

kiwimoogle84: FULL OF WIN!!!


Thanks.
If you want to use it
For google chrome:
Right click image, "Copy image URL"
http://oi49.tinypic.com/akiers.jpg
or copy link location on the link above(can copy text if fark didn't add spaces like it tends to do)
Go to profile, click the image entry button on top, paste it into the window that opens.(those boxes are almost like the thread posting boxes now, as I just found out, so it should be super easy)

*I know absolute fark-all about other browsers, or html really, hopefully they have something similar, if not, I'm sure someone else will help if you ask
/I'm going to have to learn, chrome is going to hell in a handbasket
//auto updates, voids/suspends extensions it doesn't like etc
 
2013-03-22 10:05:21 PM

DirkTheDaring: Images enabled in a

img1.fark.net  thread? This is going to be a good day.

Witchydiva: Shirley Ujest: Is there a current total?

PayPal balance:   $11,522.50 USD


Wow, I was right! Today  was a good day, and not just because boobieses.

Strangers with this kind of generosity make me go a big rubbery one.
 
2013-03-22 10:06:28 PM

rikkards: I did my part!
Might be the scotch talking but I am sure tomorrow I will not regret doing it


On a side note I tried emailing to kiwimoogle84's account and got an invalid recipient back. Not sure what is wrong with it. But hey I did a good thing for karma's sake
 
2013-03-22 10:10:30 PM
Donated. Gotta restore faith in humanity somehow. Although I read today that two people shot a baby in the face after the woman they were robbing didn't have any money. So I guess it's a draw.
 
2013-03-22 10:15:08 PM
Money sent and E-mail sent and I will add my "Damn Fine Thing you Are Doing!" kudos to the others!
 
2013-03-22 10:18:00 PM

rikkards: rikkards: I did my part!
Might be the scotch talking but I am sure tomorrow I will not regret doing it

On a side note I tried emailing to kiwimoogle84's account and got an invalid recipient back. Not sure what is wrong with it. But hey I did a good thing for karma's sake


You donate to vblackshadow dot fundraiser at gmail. You send ME proof, my screen name at gmail.
 
2013-03-22 10:29:10 PM

kiwimoogle84: rikkards: rikkards: I did my part!
Might be the scotch talking but I am sure tomorrow I will not regret doing it

On a side note I tried emailing to kiwimoogle84's account and got an invalid recipient back. Not sure what is wrong with it. But hey I did a good thing for karma's sake

You donate to vblackshadow dot fundraiser at gmail. You send ME proof, my screen name at gmail.


First part worked. Second part failed of course when I looked at where it was sent to the email address got discombobulated. Don't know where all the dashes came from. Read some of the other thread and thought I had to do my part. Work has paid me well lately and have known previously what it is like to be where you have to spend money you don't have. It's worth it pix or no pix (and I just got them and it was definitely worth it)
 
2013-03-22 10:32:22 PM
Never underestimate the ultimate good of humanity.  Especially when bribed :)
 
2013-03-22 10:32:56 PM

rikkards: kiwimoogle84: rikkards: rikkards: I did my part!
Might be the scotch talking but I am sure tomorrow I will not regret doing it

On a side note I tried emailing to kiwimoogle84's account and got an invalid recipient back. Not sure what is wrong with it. But hey I did a good thing for karma's sake

You donate to vblackshadow dot fundraiser at gmail. You send ME proof, my screen name at gmail.

First part worked. Second part failed of course when I looked at where it was sent to the email address got discombobulated. Don't know where all the dashes came from. Read some of the other thread and thought I had to do my part. Work has paid me well lately and have known previously what it is like to be where you have to spend money you don't have. It's worth it pix or no pix (and I just got them and it was definitely worth it)


Well thank you from the bottom of the cockles of my heart.

/will I get filterpwnd for cockles?
 
2013-03-22 10:35:16 PM

rikkards: Second part failed of course when I looked at where it was sent to the email address got discombobulated. Don't know where all the dashes came from.


If you're trying to copy-paste the email address, don't. Fark plays musical characters with email addresses, to prevent farming.

You have to type the addy manually.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 10:35:19 PM

rikkards: kiwimoogle84: rikkards: rikkards: I did my part!
Might be the scotch talking but I am sure tomorrow I will not regret doing it

On a side note I tried emailing to kiwimoogle84's account and got an invalid recipient back. Not sure what is wrong with it. But hey I did a good thing for karma's sake

You donate to vblackshadow dot fundraiser at gmail. You send ME proof, my screen name at gmail.

First part worked. Second part failed of course when I looked at where it was sent to the email address got discombobulated. Don't know where all the dashes came from. Read some of the other thread and thought I had to do my part. Work has paid me well lately and have known previously what it is like to be where you have to spend money you don't have. It's worth it pix or no pix (and I just got them and it was definitely worth it)


You need to write out the emails you see on fark can't cut'n'paste.
 
2013-03-22 10:35:51 PM

kiwimoogle84: rikkards: kiwimoogle84: rikkards: rikkards: I did my part!
Might be the scotch talking but I am sure tomorrow I will not regret doing it

On a side note I tried emailing to kiwimoogle84's account and got an invalid recipient back. Not sure what is wrong with it. But hey I did a good thing for karma's sake

You donate to vblackshadow dot fundraiser at gmail. You send ME proof, my screen name at gmail.

First part worked. Second part failed of course when I looked at where it was sent to the email address got discombobulated. Don't know where all the dashes came from. Read some of the other thread and thought I had to do my part. Work has paid me well lately and have known previously what it is like to be where you have to spend money you don't have. It's worth it pix or no pix (and I just got them and it was definitely worth it)

Well thank you from the bottom of the cockles of my heart.

/will I get filterpwnd for cockles?


And thank you from the heart of my cockles.
 
2013-03-22 10:58:54 PM
This is not a book--OH YES IT IS.

/off to check my finances
//because this sounds cool
///and Boobies
 
2013-03-22 11:01:10 PM
I'm fairly new to the FARK community, but this pretty much sums up why I've fallen in love with the place. This is just remarkable and inspiring. Donated not because I have any idea of who the guy is- he could be a real jerk for all I know- but because I'd be remiss if I didn't at this point contribute to a community, neigh, family here that I feel a part of.

Kiwi, congrats on being my first Favorite User. You choose the color, it'll define all future favorites (unless you want a special one for yourself, in which case, granted).

I'll likely see you post something in a politics or creamy vs. crunchy thread and instantly hate you and wish a thousand deaths upon everything you love, but hey, that's kinda how we roll around here.

/Congrats on the preggos bit. Wish you and yours all the best.
//also, boobies
///thanks in advance for the boobies. And, you know, for the whole "charitable" or "caring" or "awesome" parts. But you know, whatevs
 
2013-03-22 11:23:15 PM

TexasPete: I gave. If someone like me can give, and you don't, you should really feel low.


I'll go one better. Anyone who DOESN'T give is going to get naked pictures of me.

No one wants to see a big fat old balding guy naked. Trust me.

Off to find my Paypal account...
 
2013-03-22 11:27:33 PM

TinyFist: I'm fairly new to the FARK community, but this pretty much sums up why I've fallen in love with the place. This is just remarkable and inspiring. Donated not because I have any idea of who the guy is- he could be a real jerk for all I know- but because I'd be remiss if I didn't at this point contribute to a community, neigh, family here that I feel a part of.

Kiwi, congrats on being my first Favorite User. You choose the color, it'll define all future favorites (unless you want a special one for yourself, in which case, granted).

I'll likely see you post something in a politics or creamy vs. crunchy thread and instantly hate you and wish a thousand deaths upon everything you love, but hey, that's kinda how we roll around here.

/Congrats on the preggos bit. Wish you and yours all the best.
//also, boobies
///thanks in advance for the boobies. And, you know, for the whole "charitable" or "caring" or "awesome" parts. But you know, whatevs


Green! I love green :)

I'm truly honored. And you are very welcome.
 
2013-03-22 11:34:44 PM
after fighting with the paypal site for 20 minutes, I was all set to pull the trigger, only to read the button too quickly.  I thought it said "send monkey" and thought that wouldn't do...poor bastard's fighting MRSA and I'm gonna go get his face ripped off?!

sent anyway.  sorry if my donation throws poo at you
 
2013-03-22 11:37:46 PM
I think this is awesome, funny, and humbling that the user who said she had no money to give is going to wind up as probably the one who brought in the most for VB.
Great job Kiwi, and you look great!
way hotter than those daily fail tabloid "hotties"
 
2013-03-22 11:39:30 PM
I haven't read through all the previous 500+ comments so I don't know what the status on this is but I just sent what I could (email sent and EIP.) I had not seen the previous thread so thanks for bringing more visibility to this.  I would have donated without the incentives but I'm a sucker for retro pinups.

Good luck and thanks from a fellow CA Farker.

SamuraiNCO
 
2013-03-22 11:42:08 PM

duenor: I think this is awesome, funny, and humbling that the user who said she had no money to give is going to wind up as probably the one who brought in the most for VB.
Great job Kiwi, and you look great!
way hotter than those daily fail tabloid "hotties"


Well thank you very much. I just know how important it is to have people rally around you during times of need, and he's actually well known. No one had a clue who I was, so I honestly didn't think it'd draw this much of a crowd. :D
 
2013-03-22 11:44:33 PM
I did it.
 
2013-03-22 11:45:41 PM
Kiwi, just sent $20 in Aussie dollars, let me know if it's an issue not being USD. Also emailed screen shot.
 
2013-03-22 11:54:45 PM

D_S_W: Kiwi, just sent $20 in Aussie dollars, let me know if it's an issue not being USD. Also emailed screen shot.


Must remember to send this man upside-down nudies.
 
2013-03-22 11:58:26 PM
"You've been gifted one month of TotalFark by Bathia_Mapes "

I,...I'm not sure what this means. But I've seen you sponsor several people in this thread (definitely the only 500+ thread I've read every comment in) and I'm fairly certain you are among the most charitable of all, possibly the wisest. I'm off to double my donation now. See you all in TotalFarkLand Monday (got a special weekend planned) and thank you, Bathia_Mapes!

//There'll be no more shaking around of Mr. TinyFist now that I have a TF Subscription!!! No more mister nice TinyFist!!!
///Kiwi, the pics are amazing. Keep being beautiful
 
2013-03-23 12:08:10 AM

foxtail: I did it.


So did I, but at least I didn't make a mess everywhere.

/...or did I?
 
2013-03-23 12:08:21 AM
I'm trying, but keep getting

:We're sorry, but we can't send your payment right now."

Will take care of it Monday. Again, Thanks Kiwi and Bathia_Mapes
 
2013-03-23 12:11:19 AM

D_S_W: Kiwi, just sent $20 in Aussie dollars, let me know if it's an issue not being USD. Also emailed screen shot.


You can select any currency you want in Paypal - just select USD (although at the moment A$20 > US$20)

Anyway, $20 sent - I have a disabled daughter with epilepsy who has been in hospital many times.  Fortunately in Aus the healthcare situation is better so I'm happy to help out those less fortunate.
 
2013-03-23 12:17:02 AM
$11,930.85 USD

Also, it has been great to see some usernames I haven't seen around for a while. v_b is a lucky, lucky man.

<3
 
2013-03-23 12:18:05 AM
Sorry, typo. Moderator, can you please delete my previous post?

Actual current total is $10,930.85 USD
 
2013-03-23 12:26:04 AM
fark. I can't math at 5:25am.

NM my last post.


$11,930.85 is correct.

I'm going to bed.
 
2013-03-23 12:28:26 AM

Moderator: Oh shiat, it's Drew!

*sits up straight, shuffles papers, pretends to be on phone*


[jumps on desk, does a happy cat dance on the papers, scatters moar rose petals]

hehehehehe :3
 
2013-03-23 12:32:56 AM

Witchydiva: fark. I can't math at 5:25am.

NM my last post.


$11,930.85 is correct.

I'm going to bed.


Sleep lady! Sleep!!
 
2013-03-23 12:34:55 AM

Kittypie070: Moderator: Oh shiat, it's Drew!

*sits up straight, shuffles papers, pretends to be on phone*

[jumps on desk, does a happy cat dance on the papers, scatters moar rose petals]

hehehehehe :3


*pets the kitty*
 
2013-03-23 12:38:32 AM

DirkTheDaring: D_S_W: Kiwi, just sent $20 in Aussie dollars, let me know if it's an issue not being USD. Also emailed screen shot.

Must remember to send this man upside-down nudies.


Australian kiss: Just like a French kiss, but down under.

Cheers!
 
2013-03-23 12:38:40 AM
You guys (and gals) are all great!

/did my part already
 
2013-03-23 12:43:42 AM

kiwimoogle84: Witchydiva: fark. I can't math at 5:25am.

NM my last post.


$11,930.85 is correct.

I'm going to bed.

Sleep lady! Sleep!!


For real, get some sleep.


Here is a picture I took of some naked ladies. NSFW

Let's pretend they're celebrating the success of this thread.
 
2013-03-23 12:47:54 AM
Holy crap. 12K

Y'all are awesome.
 
2013-03-23 12:49:57 AM

kiwimoogle84: Green! I love green :)


That's good to know, green and blue are my positive fav's.

I Fav'd you with a positive title.   I put you on Untouchable status.  I hope I can live up to it, if not, I'll be as polite as possible.
You've proved you're a great person beyond doubt, and undeserving of what I regularly give out to people who annoy me.
Please keep that in mind if you decide to talk to me in more... controversial threads.

/I'm not a bad guy
//I just play one on Fark
 
2013-03-23 12:50:44 AM

TinyFist: "You've been gifted one month of TotalFark by Bathia_Mapes "

I,...I'm not sure what this means. But I've seen you sponsor several people in this thread (definitely the only 500+ thread I've read every comment in) and I'm fairly certain you are among the most charitable of all, possibly the wisest. I'm off to double my donation now. See you all in TotalFarkLand Monday (got a special weekend planned) and thank you, Bathia_Mapes!

//There'll be no more shaking around of Mr. TinyFist now that I have a TF Subscription!!! No more mister nice TinyFist!!!
///Kiwi, the pics are amazing. Keep being beautiful


Enjoy! :-)
 
2013-03-23 12:50:51 AM
Ok guys. It's come to my attention that several of your emails ended up in my spam. I APOLOGIZE! Rectifying the delay immediately...
 
2013-03-23 12:59:58 AM
I never got boobies from the Shriners or the Harry Chapin food bank  :D

/Off to bed now. Nerdy girls rock my world.
 
2013-03-23 01:29:12 AM
Ok folks, bedtime for me. Look for more responses tomorrow! Goodnight, and THANK YOU!!
 
2013-03-23 01:35:18 AM

kiwimoogle84: Ok folks, bedtime for me.


I've been warming it up for you.
 
2013-03-23 01:44:20 AM

kiwimoogle84: No one had a clue who I was, so I honestly didn't think it'd draw this much of a crowd. :D


"Guys...know idea who she is, but she's offering Boobies..."

Yeah, no idea how you got everyone's attention  :-D

Just glad to see the thread not going tit's up.
 
2013-03-23 02:10:54 AM
Wow, nearly $12k! I'm almost glad I got paged by work to look at a couple servers to see this update (I'm on call this week, and it's patch weekend... Glad I can do just about everything through VPN, but still...)!

  :)

/almost glad
 
2013-03-23 02:15:36 AM
Dirk TheDaring:

I wasn't expecting that. I thought maybe it would be a pic of the band Barenaked Ladies, or something.

Truth in advertising. Who'd 'a thunk it!
 
2013-03-23 02:19:15 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Evil-Imposter: Thanks  Bathia_Mapes !! What a nice surprise to get at the end of a long day!

And to teh hawt subby (aka kiwimoogle84), after I get my rent and utilities paid this weekend I will see how much is left in the piggy bank to donate. You're awesome for doing this, by the way.

Welcome to the Dark Side. :-)


Wait, was I supposed to say in public that I had donated? I just told Kiwi in private. Now I feel like I missed out on something. :-(
 
2013-03-23 02:20:16 AM
KIWI PETTED MEEEEEEEEE


squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
2013-03-23 02:51:39 AM

Jim DiGriz: Dirk TheDaring:

I wasn't expecting that. I thought maybe it would be a pic of the band Barenaked Ladies, or something.

Truth in advertising. Who'd 'a thunk it!


As you get to know me, you'll realize that if a thread has even the most oblique reference to nudity, you can probably count on me linking pictures that I have taken of naked women.  (and sometimes naked men, if you're OK with that)
 
2013-03-23 03:11:00 AM