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2013-03-21 08:02:18 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.


I've brined meat before, it isn't just that.
Everything about it is magical, not just the juiciness or even the seasoning.  The super-crunchiness and slight spiciness of the wet batter, the way all the subcutaneous fat is completely melted off the shatteringly crispy skin... it's just as much about the frying process as the flavor of the meat, if not more so.
 
2013-03-21 08:11:36 AM  

Gawdzila: StoPPeRmobile: It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.

I've brined meat before, it isn't just that.
Everything about it is magical, not just the juiciness or even the seasoning.  The super-crunchiness and slight spiciness of the wet batter, the way all the subcutaneous fat is completely melted off the shatteringly crispy skin... it's just as much about the frying process as the flavor of the meat, if not more so.




Well, you can get that anywhere, in, the, world. Someone just has to, give a fark.

Sorry, you felt insulted.
 
2013-03-21 08:29:50 AM  

Gawdzila: StoPPeRmobile: It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.

I've brined meat before, it isn't just that.
Everything about it is magical, not just the juiciness or even the seasoning.  The super-crunchiness and slight spiciness of the wet batter, the way all the subcutaneous fat is completely melted off the shatteringly crispy skin... it's just as much about the frying process as the flavor of the meat, if not more so.


It must be Voodoo
 
2013-03-21 08:35:45 AM  

ReverendJynxed: Cyno01: Good to know this sort of retardedness isnt limited to Americans. I guess...


randomjsa: While genes can be turned off and on... And homosexuality is probably something you are born with and is thus genetic...

Where are we on whether the 'gay gene' can turned off or on?

Current theories suggest that homosexuality is epigenic, having to do with things like hormone levels and birth order even.

So... mommy eatin mor chikn CAN make babby gay?


Flooding a body with hormones during every stage of the gestation must have some sort of influence. I vaguely remember something about estrogen influence the androgen level in the body, but that is from a course I had no interest in which I only did for some fast credits (and quite some time ago). If someone knows what I'm talking about, please correct or elaborate as you see fit.
 
2013-03-21 08:51:42 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Well, you can get that anywhere, in, the, world. Someone just has to, give a fark.

Sorry, you felt insulted.


I'm not insulted, I just find it weird that you seem to believe that there is no value in a place that does something uniquely and exceptionally well.
Factually speaking, no you CAN'T get that anywhere.  If you could, it wouldn't be as well known and well-regarded a restaurant as it is.
I mean sure, in principle anyone is capable of doing it, but as near as I can tell, nobody else actually does it.  I'm just giving them credit for making something exceptional.

I guess I just don't really see the point you're trying to make; if you're just trying to say that it's nothing special, then I don't really agree.
But if you don't appreciate, or care about, or can't tell the differences or the unique qualities of one place compared to another then that's your loss.  Thankfully it isn't my experience.
 
2013-03-21 08:57:28 AM  

Gawdzila: StoPPeRmobile: Well, you can get that anywhere, in, the, world. Someone just has to, give a fark.

Sorry, you felt insulted.

I'm not insulted, I just find it weird that you seem to believe that there is no value in a place that does something uniquely and exceptionally well.
Factually speaking, no you CAN'T get that anywhere.  If you could, it wouldn't be as well known and well-regarded a restaurant as it is.
I mean sure, in principle anyone is capable of doing it, but as near as I can tell, nobody else actually does it.  I'm just giving them credit for making something exceptional.

I guess I just don't really see the point you're trying to make; if you're just trying to say that it's nothing special, then I don't really agree.
But if you don't appreciate, or care about, or can't tell the differences or the unique qualities of one place compared to another then that's your loss.  Thankfully it isn't my experience.




Quite an investment for someone not insulted.

US poultry has no flavor. Plenty of research on that. Whenever people rave about poultry it usually because of brining. Simple as that.
 
2013-03-21 10:08:08 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: ciberido: dbrunker: Are you sure she said chicken and not duck?
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It's too late.

Know how I know?

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You're right.  *sob*    I admit it.

I'm ornithsexual.
 
2013-03-21 10:08:59 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.


Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2013-03-21 10:11:17 AM  
First I was like:

upload.wikimedia.org

Ray Romano reports:
Popular models are as dumb as half a brick


Then I was like:

sp.life123.com
Well, that explains the number of black transvestite prostitutes on thesmokinggun dot com.
What? Too racist?


Then I was like:

thumbs.dreamstime.com
Good.
The more gay children the better.
Gay children are clean, smart and well-behaved.
We can put the best breeding stock on a diet
when they hit twenty one, but until then, they might as well be fat and gay.
And let's face it: aren't they cute at that age?
It's a shame they have to grow up and become Kodiac bears
and whatever the Hell Justin Bieber is.
 
2013-03-21 11:10:22 AM  
also.

umm.. yeah..  hormones in stuff we eat does have a huge impact on our bodies and their make up so like dont shoot her down just because of this.  She is not that far off reality dontyaknow
 
2013-03-21 11:15:44 AM  
It's all just a misunderstanding.  She heard a young chicken farmer tell his friend to grab his cock and pullet.

/tried to make this gift-to-the-world of a joke last night, got a 500 error
//pretty surprised no one else did already
 
2013-03-21 12:21:25 PM  

ciberido: Chickens?  Turkeys?


Chickenhawks?
 
2013-03-21 01:00:59 PM  
Why models and actresses, who have their entire careers based on being told what to do and how to pose, believe they can tell the Public how to think, will always be one of Earth's great puzzles.  Then again, they can't all be Hedy Lamarr.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
/may let that one pass.
 
2013-03-21 02:11:51 PM  

RatMaster999: ParagonComplex: So eating cock makes kids crave the cock. Makes sense. Maybe they can eat cats to start liking pussy.

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OMNOMNOM.
 
2013-03-21 02:12:25 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Why models and actresses, who have their entire careers based on being told what to do and how to pose, believe they can tell the Public how to think, will always be one of Earth's great puzzles.  Then again, they can't all be Hedy Lamarr.

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/may let that one pass.




That's Hedley!
 
2013-03-21 03:52:28 PM  

Gawdzila: I've got something to put in her mouth that'll shut her up.


That's rapist!
 
2013-03-21 06:32:45 PM  
Foolish woman, everyone knows it's the milk in Russia that makes teh ghey.  Except, of course, if you put a frog in the milk pail.
 
2013-03-21 09:01:09 PM  

kvinesknows: also.

umm.. yeah..  hormones in stuff we eat does have a huge impact on our bodies and their make up so like dont shoot her down just because of this.  She is not that far off reality dontyaknow


Yes, but you know, there'd actually have to be hormones in the food to even make it a valid discussion.  Poultry aren't given hormones.
 
2013-03-21 09:20:49 PM  
yeh.. and you monitor every chicken on the planet personally?
 
2013-03-21 11:14:36 PM  
ReverendJasen:
So.. you'd be perfectly fine with her rambling her JennyMcCarthy-grade stupidity at you all night long, but a little tattoo would be the deal-breaker?

Pretty much, yeah.
 
2013-03-21 11:16:06 PM  

ReverendJasen: I think dkendr may have been dipping into the KFC.


Teh GheyFC, not that there's anything wrong with it.
 
2013-03-22 01:49:30 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Gawdzila: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

I will never be able to eat another piece of fried chicken without comparing it to Willie Mae's Scotch House in New Orleans.
I went to NOLA for the first time in fall, and I had heard that it was a good place to eat.  Now I'm not even an especially huge fried chicken fan, but nothing could have prepared me for how impossibly, shockingly delicious that stuff is.  It makes you want to cry it's so good.  It tastes like it's sprinkled with cayenne and fairy dust, or maybe some magical seasoning that the devil uses to tempt fat people.

It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.

Salt+fat=yum


You sound salty.
 
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