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(Gawker)   Noted scientist and top Colombian model claims that hormonal chickens are turning children gay   (gawker.com) divider line 122
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2013-03-21 12:16:41 AM

MNguy: I witnessed my Colombian girlfriend at the time wring a chicken's neck, pluck and gut the farker and then grill it.   Pretty sure that it was a free range, organic bird.   But that was kind of scary arousing.


FTFMY.
 
2013-03-21 12:18:29 AM
So wait, now you tell me that the secret recipe include a heavy dosage of lube, dildos, and meth?
 
2013-03-21 12:21:35 AM
Xenohormones have no effect on anything.

Ever.

Trust me.

Won't you?
 
2013-03-21 12:22:31 AM
Attention celebrities, just because you are famous does not mean that you are more intelligent than everyone else, that you know more than anyone else, or that you are instantly right when it comes to things like religion and politics.  Please, stick to promoting your new album, tv series, movie, book and/or photo shoot and nothing else.
 
2013-03-21 12:22:34 AM
Then what causes lesbians?

/and minus a billion points for the most obvious food pun
 
2013-03-21 12:22:37 AM

ReverendJynxed: ReverendJasen: dkendr: She had me 'til I saw the idiotic ass-crack-finial tattoo.

So.. you'd be perfectly fine with her rambling her JennyMcCarthy-grade stupidity at you all night long, but a little tattoo would be the deal-breaker?

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I think dkendr may have been dipping into the KFC.
 
2013-03-21 12:25:34 AM
I would gay her hormonal chicken.
 
2013-03-21 12:26:52 AM
Id let her eat my wife's hormonal chicken
 
2013-03-21 12:27:51 AM
Regardless of what this "model" says, I would still give her the benefit of the doubt, concerning her knees being super sharp (89.47deg).

/Would still hit.
 
2013-03-21 12:28:16 AM

megarian: I would gay her hormonal chicken.


Some how I imagine two Aldi half thawed chickens mushed together
 
2013-03-21 12:38:45 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: megarian: I would gay her hormonal chicken.

Some how I imagine two Aldi half thawed chickens mushed together


Add some Tabasco sauce and I'm still in.
 
2013-03-21 12:39:36 AM
Chik-Fil-Gay?
 
2013-03-21 12:40:11 AM

Just_a_Bear: king of vegas: Need pics of chicks

If it'll make you happy
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Thanks. Much better now.
 
2013-03-21 12:40:31 AM
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2013-03-21 12:42:35 AM
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2013-03-21 12:44:55 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: so maybe Chic Fil A sandwiches really make you GAY


Godscrack: Quick - Someone send this article to the Chick-Fil-A CEO.


Fart_Machine: Uh oh, the fundies are going to have a problem now...


It was their secret agenda all along. They protesteth too much...
 
2013-03-21 12:49:25 AM

randomjsa: While genes can be turned off and on... And homosexuality is probably something you are born with and is thus genetic...

Where are we on whether the 'gay gene' can turned off or on?


I think the question is whether it can be turned on by hormone injected chicken.

fusillade762: I'm not sure genetic is the right term for it. It's been demonstrated that women who have lots of male children increase the chances of one of them being gay. I don't think it would work that way if it was purely genetic.


This is just statistics. If gay men are a certain percentage of the population, then the more male children someone has the more likely that one will be gay.

Peaceboy: It's true - I eat more chicken any man ever seen. I'm a backdoor man.


And you, sir, win the thread. Over.
 
2013-03-21 12:53:58 AM
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2013-03-21 12:57:02 AM

Strix occidentalis: Then what causes lesbians?

/and minus a billion points for the most obvious food pun


They're the ones that got the chickens with male hormones
 
2013-03-21 01:00:19 AM

Amos Quito: Xenohormones have no effect on anything.

Ever.

Trust me.

Won't you?


What about xenomorphs?
 
2013-03-21 01:02:52 AM
Male homosexuals are attracted to Men. Fems are a subset. Many more are manly men that prefer the company of other manly men to women, are disgusted by a feminized male and do the manly things men do. They are under the radar, unrecognized and I believe much more prevalent.

They want to be and be with, the likenesses that are portrayed in homoerotic art.
The silent majority as you will.

As you will? Does that work?
 
2013-03-21 01:08:49 AM
A model comes out and says something stupid and ignorant? Well, that's not quite so bad. The rest of us can point and laugh, and not need to worry that anyone with any real power or influence would come out with such idiocy. I'm sure I'll find plenty of refutation from more sensible and responsible people further down the article.

Three years ago, Bolivian President Evo Morales made the exact same claim while speaking at a climate change conference.
Oh.
 
2013-03-21 01:45:11 AM
I'd like to see her wearing a lab coat.

Or dressed as a nurse.  Definitely.  Let's go with the nurse outfit.  It will give her an air of authority.

It's for science!
 
2013-03-21 01:59:29 AM

Hector Remarkable: Oh yeah baby. How can you refuse those chicken's offers of sex? I mean they're all hormonal, clucked up and ready to go. I mean, it's hard to just get past an airport bathroom these days without having sex with a chicken. It's just the kind of world we live in today. The kind of chicken-farking world we live in.



Who told you???
 
2013-03-21 02:01:18 AM

randomjsa: While genes can be turned off and on... And homosexuality is probably something you are born with and is thus genetic...

Where are we on whether the 'gay gene' can turned off or on?



William Shatner ...... Off.

YMCA dance team ........  ON ON ON Dammit.
 
2013-03-21 02:03:03 AM
So eating cock makes kids crave the cock. Makes sense. Maybe they can eat cats to start liking pussy.
 
2013-03-21 02:08:25 AM

serialsuicidebomber: Hector Remarkable: Oh yeah baby. How can you refuse those chicken's offers of sex? I mean they're all hormonal, clucked up and ready to go. I mean, it's hard to just get past an airport bathroom these days without having sex with a chicken. It's just the kind of world we live in today. The kind of chicken-farking world we live in.


Who told you???


Figured it out for myself.
 
2013-03-21 02:11:10 AM

ReverendJasen: dkendr: She had me 'til I saw the idiotic ass-crack-finial tattoo.

So.. you'd be perfectly fine with her rambling her JennyMcCarthy-grade stupidity at you all night long, but a little tattoo would be the deal-breaker?



I can always turn the 60 CD player up louder.......
 
2013-03-21 02:13:00 AM

RatMaster999: FARK rebel soldier: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

look what they're doing to our children, won't someone think of the children
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Yup, those two look like future cock-gobblers...

Or would that be the result of

gay turkey turkgay?
 
2013-03-21 02:16:35 AM

mikaloyd: Chik-Fil-Gay?



No.

Gay-fill-gay.

Duh.
 
2013-03-21 02:18:31 AM
Strix occidentalis: Then what causes lesbians?


Slit tongues???
 
2013-03-21 02:42:19 AM
Except for the fact that, you know, hormones aren't used in poultry production. This would require injecting what, thousands and thousands of chickens every day?  It doesn't even check out from a cost-benefit point of view and this has been analyzed in poultry production research.  Chickens used for breast meat are already reaching a point where getting any bigger any faster (just by genetic selection and feed optimization) is approaching doing more harm than good.   Between the ascites and heart issues, they can drop dead at any moment just by shutting a door too loud.  Since celebrities are going to continue to be a go to source of scientific information, the least they can do is check if what they're saying is remotely true.  I'm not asking for a dissertation but this crap is ridiculous.  This continued misinformation is just another gimmick to sell something.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eatingwell/natural-meat-myths-busted_b _8 52541.html
http://wayne.ces.ncsu.edu/2012/12/the-hormone-myth-2/ -a good breakdown of why they aren't used
among others

/did research in poultry production in grad school for animal sciences
 
2013-03-21 02:51:55 AM

Gyrfalcon: Amos Quito: Xenohormones have no effect on anything.

Ever.

Trust me.

Won't you?

What about xenomorphs?


Look, man, I only need to know one thing: where.  they.  are.
 
2013-03-21 03:47:51 AM

ParagonComplex: So eating cock makes kids crave the cock. Makes sense. Maybe they can eat cats to start liking pussy.


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2013-03-21 03:48:53 AM
Beautiful women who get paid to stand around while staring vacantly don't tend to be reliable sources of medical information.
 
2013-03-21 03:51:05 AM
Are you sure she said chicken and not duck?
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2013-03-21 03:52:22 AM
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search top ten porn search entries by region.
SFW

By the looks of this , South America is made entirely of 100% pure, uncut, grade A, gay.
 
2013-03-21 03:58:17 AM

dbrunker: Are you sure she said chicken and not duck?
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If she's said that, she'd be a quack.
 
2013-03-21 05:20:03 AM

Atomic Spunk: Chickens: "Cock a doodle doo"
Gays: "Any cock will do"

I see the similarities. She may be on to something.


Hopefully it's my cock.
 
2013-03-21 05:21:28 AM

RatMaster999: FARK rebel soldier: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

look what they're doing to our children, won't someone think of the children
[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450][thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450]

Yup, those two look like future cock-gobblers...

Or would that be the result of gay turkey?



Chickens?  Turkeys?

I thought the connection was between gay marriage and ducks.
 
2013-03-21 05:23:22 AM

dbrunker: Are you sure she said chicken and not duck?
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It's too late.
 
2013-03-21 05:28:06 AM

OgreMagi: I'd like to see her wearing a lab coat.

Or dressed as a nurse.  Definitely.  Let's go with the nurse outfit.  It will give her an air of authority.

It's for science!


If she needs to let some of that air out, I'm available to be blown.
 
2013-03-21 05:36:20 AM
I've got something to put in her mouth that'll shut her up.
 
2013-03-21 05:46:52 AM

fusillade762: I'm not sure genetic is the right term for it. It's been demonstrated that women who have lots of male children increase the chances of one of them being gay. I don't think it would work that way if it was purely genetic.


Yeah that's called epigenetics.  Basically, "stuff that influences the expression of genetics".
One hypothesis is that after many male children, something causes the fetus to not respond to androgen, or to not be exposed to sufficient levels of it in the womb, and that this may influence sexual orientation.  However, there are also reasons to suggest actual genetic factors as well.  For instance, they found that female relatives (i.e. aunts) of gay men are statistically more fecund.  That increase in the birth rate for relatives isn't really explicable by epigenetics nor by societal factors.  It's probable that there are multiple genes and mechanisms at work.  Sexual variation in humans -- both in orientation and actual physical makeup -- is a lot more common than many people realize.
 
2013-03-21 05:49:27 AM

8 inches: No, but beautiful women that won't keep their mouths shut sure are.


Done in two. Kudos.
 
2013-03-21 05:52:36 AM

KrispyKritter: HO
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Nice modeling!
 
2013-03-21 07:07:23 AM
Homosexuality has always been somewhat common, it just falls in and out of popularity over the millenia.

Also, I wouldnt be surprised to find that the whole tons-of-sons-leads-to-gays thing is entirely environmental, just like the yougest kid is always the brat who gets away with things no one else did, or how the middle child is commonly maladjusted and more likely to have anxiety disorders.
 
2013-03-21 07:15:00 AM

ciberido: dbrunker: Are you sure she said chicken and not duck?
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It's too late.


Know how I know?

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2013-03-21 07:26:59 AM

basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!


I will never be able to eat another piece of fried chicken without comparing it to Willie Mae's Scotch House in New Orleans.
I went to NOLA for the first time in fall, and I had heard that it was a good place to eat.  Now I'm not even an especially huge fried chicken fan, but nothing could have prepared me for how impossibly, shockingly delicious that stuff is.  It makes you want to cry it's so good.  It tastes like it's sprinkled with cayenne and fairy dust, or maybe some magical seasoning that the devil uses to tempt fat people.
 
2013-03-21 07:35:02 AM

Gawdzila: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

I will never be able to eat another piece of fried chicken without comparing it to Willie Mae's Scotch House in New Orleans.
I went to NOLA for the first time in fall, and I had heard that it was a good place to eat.  Now I'm not even an especially huge fried chicken fan, but nothing could have prepared me for how impossibly, shockingly delicious that stuff is.  It makes you want to cry it's so good.  It tastes like it's sprinkled with cayenne and fairy dust, or maybe some magical seasoning that the devil uses to tempt fat people.




It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.

Salt+fat=yum
 
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