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2013-03-20 08:02:01 PM  
who really CARES?  what's the worst thing that will happen

your soul mate won't get tricked into marriage by a rich gay guy?
 
2013-03-20 08:16:05 PM  
No, but beautiful women that won't keep their mouths shut sure are.
 
2013-03-20 08:19:55 PM  
Well at least that answers the question of what came first, the hormonal chicken or the homosexual
 
2013-03-20 08:21:25 PM  
sp.life123.com

Delicious delicious gay!
 
2013-03-20 08:27:31 PM  
She had me 'til I saw the idiotic ass-crack-finial tattoo.  Why do these bimbos do that to themselves?
 
2013-03-20 08:27:54 PM  

basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!


so maybe Chic Fil A sandwiches really make you GAY
 
2013-03-20 08:48:59 PM  
okay. be quiet now.
 
2013-03-20 08:55:56 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

so maybe Chic Fil A sandwiches really make you GAY


Bah ha ha!
 
2013-03-20 08:56:40 PM  
I'd agree with that sentiment if I thought it would increase my chances of banging her
 
2013-03-20 09:55:49 PM  
That young lady clearly needs me to drill some sense into her.
 
2013-03-20 10:43:16 PM  
I think hormones in chicken are responsible for the moob epidemic
 
2013-03-20 10:44:15 PM  

basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!


Sir, that chicken is Popeye's... gay is irrelevant.
 
2013-03-20 10:47:55 PM  
Quick - Someone send this article to the Chick-Fil-A CEO.
 
2013-03-20 10:55:34 PM  
Thanks Colombian Jenny McCarthy.
 
2013-03-20 11:28:54 PM  
Hmm... Eating chickens that someone else has choked will make you want to choke someone else's chicken?
 
2013-03-20 11:29:14 PM  
Oh yeah baby. How can you refuse those chicken's offers of sex? I mean they're all hormonal, clucked up and ready to go. I mean, it's hard to just get past an airport bathroom these days without having sex with a chicken. It's just the kind of world we live in today. The kind of chicken-farking world we live in.
 
2013-03-20 11:30:40 PM  
thestamp.umd.edu

Uh oh, the fundies are going to have a problem now...
 
2013-03-20 11:36:56 PM  
Chickens: "Cock a doodle doo"
Gays: "Any cock will do"

I see the similarities. She may be on to something.
 
2013-03-20 11:40:01 PM  
she's hot so of course she has to be smart right?
 
2013-03-20 11:40:42 PM  
I'm glad we have top models on the case. Top. Models.
 
2013-03-20 11:45:26 PM  
While genes can be turned off and on... And homosexuality is probably something you are born with and is thus genetic...

Where are we on whether the 'gay gene' can turned off or on?
 
2013-03-20 11:46:46 PM  
Are we heading towards a "turning you gay" trifecta? Hormonal chickens raised by Hillary Clinton?
 
2013-03-20 11:46:48 PM  
The obvious tag broken? What else can turn a man gay except big juicy cock?
 
2013-03-20 11:48:06 PM  

sno man: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

Sir, that chicken is Popeye's... gay is irrelevant.


Off topic, I've never had Popeye's. I mentioned this to my wife a while back, my birthday is coming up and she's decided that we will be having Popeye's for dinner that day. Should I be looking forward to the occasion or dreading it?
 
2013-03-20 11:48:28 PM  
Need pics of chicks
 
2013-03-20 11:48:44 PM  

fusillade762: I'm glad we have top models on the case. Top. Models.


In the case of gay models, that would be bottom models.
 
2013-03-20 11:49:07 PM  
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2013-03-20 11:51:52 PM  
img690.imageshack.us

Yes, tell us more about how hormones can alter your sexual orientation.
 
2013-03-20 11:53:19 PM  
Dude...they have the most awesome biscuits...
 
2013-03-20 11:53:29 PM  
more NSFW pics of the intellectual goddess in question
http://patpoh.fooyoh.com/photos/2/Natalia-Paris-For-The-Weekend
 
2013-03-20 11:53:31 PM  
I bet she wishes those tits were brains
 
2013-03-20 11:54:08 PM  
Good to know this sort of retardedness isnt limited to Americans. I guess...


randomjsa: While genes can be turned off and on... And homosexuality is probably something you are born with and is thus genetic...

Where are we on whether the 'gay gene' can turned off or on?


Current theories suggest that homosexuality is epigenic, having to do with things like hormone levels and birth order even.
 
2013-03-20 11:54:31 PM  
Is that book she's reading in the photo something by Borges?
 
2013-03-20 11:54:36 PM  
It's true - I eat more chicken any man ever seen.  I'm a backdoor man.
 
2013-03-20 11:55:03 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-20 11:59:37 PM  
That is some Grade A stupid.
 
2013-03-20 11:59:54 PM  

king of vegas: Need pics of chicks


If it'll make you happy
narciejeter.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-21 12:00:30 AM  

basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!


look what they're doing to our children, won't someone think of the children
thumbs.dreamstime.comthumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2013-03-21 12:00:32 AM  

randomjsa: While genes can be turned off and on... And homosexuality is probably something you are born with and is thus genetic...

Where are we on whether the 'gay gene' can turned off or on?


I'm not sure genetic is the right term for it. It's been demonstrated that women who have lots of male children increase the chances of one of them being gay. I don't think it would work that way if it was purely genetic.

Fraternal birth order effect
 
2013-03-21 12:00:42 AM  

Philbb: sno man: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

Sir, that chicken is Popeye's... gay is irrelevant.

Off topic, I've never had Popeye's. I mentioned this to my wife a while back, my birthday is coming up and she's decided that we will be having Popeye's for dinner that day. Should I be looking forward to the occasion or dreading it?


It's shiat.
 
2013-03-21 12:01:12 AM  

GAT_00: Thanks Colombian Jenny McCarthy.



Came here to say this.
 
2013-03-21 12:07:02 AM  
Someone needs to add 'feed hormonal chickens to kids' to the Liberal Gay Agenda.
 
2013-03-21 12:07:03 AM  
Dumbasses!

/That's all I have to say.
 
2013-03-21 12:07:58 AM  
Wouldn't this mean that the black community would have a higher percentage of teh ghey?
 
2013-03-21 12:08:25 AM  

dkendr: She had me 'til I saw the idiotic ass-crack-finial tattoo.


So.. you'd be perfectly fine with her rambling her JennyMcCarthy-grade stupidity at you all night long, but a little tattoo would be the deal-breaker?
 
2013-03-21 12:10:29 AM  

Cyno01: Good to know this sort of retardedness isnt limited to Americans. I guess...


randomjsa: While genes can be turned off and on... And homosexuality is probably something you are born with and is thus genetic...

Where are we on whether the 'gay gene' can turned off or on?

Current theories suggest that homosexuality is epigenic, having to do with things like hormone levels and birth order even.


So... mommy eatin mor chikn CAN make babby gay?
 
2013-03-21 12:11:23 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

look what they're doing to our children, won't someone think of the children
[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450][thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450]


Yup, those two look like future cock-gobblers...

Or would that be the result of gay turkey?
 
2013-03-21 12:11:43 AM  
I witnessed my Colombian girlfriend at the time wring a chicken's neck, pluck and gut the farker and then grill it.   Pretty sure that it was a free range, organic bird.   But that was kind of scary.
 
2013-03-21 12:13:22 AM  

ReverendJasen: dkendr: She had me 'til I saw the idiotic ass-crack-finial tattoo.

So.. you'd be perfectly fine with her rambling her JennyMcCarthy-grade stupidity at you all night long, but a little tattoo would be the deal-breaker?


i286.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 12:15:51 AM  
HO
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2013-03-21 12:16:41 AM  

MNguy: I witnessed my Colombian girlfriend at the time wring a chicken's neck, pluck and gut the farker and then grill it.   Pretty sure that it was a free range, organic bird.   But that was kind of scary arousing.


FTFMY.
 
2013-03-21 12:18:29 AM  
So wait, now you tell me that the secret recipe include a heavy dosage of lube, dildos, and meth?
 
2013-03-21 12:21:35 AM  
Xenohormones have no effect on anything.

Ever.

Trust me.

Won't you?
 
2013-03-21 12:22:31 AM  
Attention celebrities, just because you are famous does not mean that you are more intelligent than everyone else, that you know more than anyone else, or that you are instantly right when it comes to things like religion and politics.  Please, stick to promoting your new album, tv series, movie, book and/or photo shoot and nothing else.
 
2013-03-21 12:22:34 AM  
Then what causes lesbians?

/and minus a billion points for the most obvious food pun
 
2013-03-21 12:22:37 AM  

ReverendJynxed: ReverendJasen: dkendr: She had me 'til I saw the idiotic ass-crack-finial tattoo.

So.. you'd be perfectly fine with her rambling her JennyMcCarthy-grade stupidity at you all night long, but a little tattoo would be the deal-breaker?

[i286.photobucket.com image 450x299]


I think dkendr may have been dipping into the KFC.
 
2013-03-21 12:25:34 AM  
I would gay her hormonal chicken.
 
2013-03-21 12:26:52 AM  
Id let her eat my wife's hormonal chicken
 
2013-03-21 12:27:51 AM  
Regardless of what this "model" says, I would still give her the benefit of the doubt, concerning her knees being super sharp (89.47deg).

/Would still hit.
 
2013-03-21 12:28:16 AM  

megarian: I would gay her hormonal chicken.


Some how I imagine two Aldi half thawed chickens mushed together
 
2013-03-21 12:38:45 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: megarian: I would gay her hormonal chicken.

Some how I imagine two Aldi half thawed chickens mushed together


Add some Tabasco sauce and I'm still in.
 
2013-03-21 12:39:36 AM  
Chik-Fil-Gay?
 
2013-03-21 12:40:11 AM  

Just_a_Bear: king of vegas: Need pics of chicks

If it'll make you happy
[narciejeter.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]


Thanks. Much better now.
 
2013-03-21 12:40:31 AM  
cdn0.dailydot.com
 
2013-03-21 12:42:35 AM  
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2013-03-21 12:44:55 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: so maybe Chic Fil A sandwiches really make you GAY


Godscrack: Quick - Someone send this article to the Chick-Fil-A CEO.


Fart_Machine: Uh oh, the fundies are going to have a problem now...


It was their secret agenda all along. They protesteth too much...
 
2013-03-21 12:49:25 AM  

randomjsa: While genes can be turned off and on... And homosexuality is probably something you are born with and is thus genetic...

Where are we on whether the 'gay gene' can turned off or on?


I think the question is whether it can be turned on by hormone injected chicken.

fusillade762: I'm not sure genetic is the right term for it. It's been demonstrated that women who have lots of male children increase the chances of one of them being gay. I don't think it would work that way if it was purely genetic.


This is just statistics. If gay men are a certain percentage of the population, then the more male children someone has the more likely that one will be gay.

Peaceboy: It's true - I eat more chicken any man ever seen. I'm a backdoor man.


And you, sir, win the thread. Over.
 
2013-03-21 12:53:58 AM  
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2013-03-21 12:57:02 AM  

Strix occidentalis: Then what causes lesbians?

/and minus a billion points for the most obvious food pun


They're the ones that got the chickens with male hormones
 
2013-03-21 01:00:19 AM  

Amos Quito: Xenohormones have no effect on anything.

Ever.

Trust me.

Won't you?


What about xenomorphs?
 
2013-03-21 01:02:52 AM  
Male homosexuals are attracted to Men. Fems are a subset. Many more are manly men that prefer the company of other manly men to women, are disgusted by a feminized male and do the manly things men do. They are under the radar, unrecognized and I believe much more prevalent.

They want to be and be with, the likenesses that are portrayed in homoerotic art.
The silent majority as you will.

As you will? Does that work?
 
2013-03-21 01:08:49 AM  
A model comes out and says something stupid and ignorant? Well, that's not quite so bad. The rest of us can point and laugh, and not need to worry that anyone with any real power or influence would come out with such idiocy. I'm sure I'll find plenty of refutation from more sensible and responsible people further down the article.

Three years ago, Bolivian President Evo Morales made the exact same claim while speaking at a climate change conference.
Oh.
 
2013-03-21 01:45:11 AM  
I'd like to see her wearing a lab coat.

Or dressed as a nurse.  Definitely.  Let's go with the nurse outfit.  It will give her an air of authority.

It's for science!
 
2013-03-21 01:59:29 AM  

Hector Remarkable: Oh yeah baby. How can you refuse those chicken's offers of sex? I mean they're all hormonal, clucked up and ready to go. I mean, it's hard to just get past an airport bathroom these days without having sex with a chicken. It's just the kind of world we live in today. The kind of chicken-farking world we live in.



Who told you???
 
2013-03-21 02:01:18 AM  

randomjsa: While genes can be turned off and on... And homosexuality is probably something you are born with and is thus genetic...

Where are we on whether the 'gay gene' can turned off or on?



William Shatner ...... Off.

YMCA dance team ........  ON ON ON Dammit.
 
2013-03-21 02:03:03 AM  
So eating cock makes kids crave the cock. Makes sense. Maybe they can eat cats to start liking pussy.
 
2013-03-21 02:08:25 AM  

serialsuicidebomber: Hector Remarkable: Oh yeah baby. How can you refuse those chicken's offers of sex? I mean they're all hormonal, clucked up and ready to go. I mean, it's hard to just get past an airport bathroom these days without having sex with a chicken. It's just the kind of world we live in today. The kind of chicken-farking world we live in.


Who told you???


Figured it out for myself.
 
2013-03-21 02:11:10 AM  

ReverendJasen: dkendr: She had me 'til I saw the idiotic ass-crack-finial tattoo.

So.. you'd be perfectly fine with her rambling her JennyMcCarthy-grade stupidity at you all night long, but a little tattoo would be the deal-breaker?



I can always turn the 60 CD player up louder.......
 
2013-03-21 02:13:00 AM  

RatMaster999: FARK rebel soldier: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

look what they're doing to our children, won't someone think of the children
[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450][thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450]

Yup, those two look like future cock-gobblers...

Or would that be the result of

gay turkey turkgay?
 
2013-03-21 02:16:35 AM  

mikaloyd: Chik-Fil-Gay?



No.

Gay-fill-gay.

Duh.
 
2013-03-21 02:18:31 AM  
Strix occidentalis: Then what causes lesbians?


Slit tongues???
 
2013-03-21 02:42:19 AM  
Except for the fact that, you know, hormones aren't used in poultry production. This would require injecting what, thousands and thousands of chickens every day?  It doesn't even check out from a cost-benefit point of view and this has been analyzed in poultry production research.  Chickens used for breast meat are already reaching a point where getting any bigger any faster (just by genetic selection and feed optimization) is approaching doing more harm than good.   Between the ascites and heart issues, they can drop dead at any moment just by shutting a door too loud.  Since celebrities are going to continue to be a go to source of scientific information, the least they can do is check if what they're saying is remotely true.  I'm not asking for a dissertation but this crap is ridiculous.  This continued misinformation is just another gimmick to sell something.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eatingwell/natural-meat-myths-busted_b _8 52541.html
http://wayne.ces.ncsu.edu/2012/12/the-hormone-myth-2/ -a good breakdown of why they aren't used
among others

/did research in poultry production in grad school for animal sciences
 
2013-03-21 02:51:55 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Amos Quito: Xenohormones have no effect on anything.

Ever.

Trust me.

Won't you?

What about xenomorphs?


Look, man, I only need to know one thing: where.  they.  are.
 
2013-03-21 03:47:51 AM  

ParagonComplex: So eating cock makes kids crave the cock. Makes sense. Maybe they can eat cats to start liking pussy.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-21 03:48:53 AM  
Beautiful women who get paid to stand around while staring vacantly don't tend to be reliable sources of medical information.
 
2013-03-21 03:51:05 AM  
Are you sure she said chicken and not duck?
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-21 03:52:22 AM  
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search top ten porn search entries by region.
SFW

By the looks of this , South America is made entirely of 100% pure, uncut, grade A, gay.
 
2013-03-21 03:58:17 AM  

dbrunker: Are you sure she said chicken and not duck?
[i47.tinypic.com image 203x252]


If she's said that, she'd be a quack.
 
2013-03-21 05:20:03 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Chickens: "Cock a doodle doo"
Gays: "Any cock will do"

I see the similarities. She may be on to something.


Hopefully it's my cock.
 
2013-03-21 05:21:28 AM  

RatMaster999: FARK rebel soldier: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

look what they're doing to our children, won't someone think of the children
[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450][thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450]

Yup, those two look like future cock-gobblers...

Or would that be the result of gay turkey?



Chickens?  Turkeys?

I thought the connection was between gay marriage and ducks.
 
2013-03-21 05:23:22 AM  

dbrunker: Are you sure she said chicken and not duck?
[i47.tinypic.com image 203x252]


directgeek.com
It's too late.
 
2013-03-21 05:28:06 AM  

OgreMagi: I'd like to see her wearing a lab coat.

Or dressed as a nurse.  Definitely.  Let's go with the nurse outfit.  It will give her an air of authority.

It's for science!


If she needs to let some of that air out, I'm available to be blown.
 
2013-03-21 05:36:20 AM  
I've got something to put in her mouth that'll shut her up.
 
2013-03-21 05:46:52 AM  

fusillade762: I'm not sure genetic is the right term for it. It's been demonstrated that women who have lots of male children increase the chances of one of them being gay. I don't think it would work that way if it was purely genetic.


Yeah that's called epigenetics.  Basically, "stuff that influences the expression of genetics".
One hypothesis is that after many male children, something causes the fetus to not respond to androgen, or to not be exposed to sufficient levels of it in the womb, and that this may influence sexual orientation.  However, there are also reasons to suggest actual genetic factors as well.  For instance, they found that female relatives (i.e. aunts) of gay men are statistically more fecund.  That increase in the birth rate for relatives isn't really explicable by epigenetics nor by societal factors.  It's probable that there are multiple genes and mechanisms at work.  Sexual variation in humans -- both in orientation and actual physical makeup -- is a lot more common than many people realize.
 
2013-03-21 05:49:27 AM  

8 inches: No, but beautiful women that won't keep their mouths shut sure are.


Done in two. Kudos.
 
2013-03-21 05:52:36 AM  

KrispyKritter: HO
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Nice modeling!
 
2013-03-21 07:07:23 AM  
Homosexuality has always been somewhat common, it just falls in and out of popularity over the millenia.

Also, I wouldnt be surprised to find that the whole tons-of-sons-leads-to-gays thing is entirely environmental, just like the yougest kid is always the brat who gets away with things no one else did, or how the middle child is commonly maladjusted and more likely to have anxiety disorders.
 
2013-03-21 07:15:00 AM  

ciberido: dbrunker: Are you sure she said chicken and not duck?
[i47.tinypic.com image 203x252]

[directgeek.com image 500x284]
It's too late.


Know how I know?

cdn.chud.com
 
2013-03-21 07:26:59 AM  

basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!


I will never be able to eat another piece of fried chicken without comparing it to Willie Mae's Scotch House in New Orleans.
I went to NOLA for the first time in fall, and I had heard that it was a good place to eat.  Now I'm not even an especially huge fried chicken fan, but nothing could have prepared me for how impossibly, shockingly delicious that stuff is.  It makes you want to cry it's so good.  It tastes like it's sprinkled with cayenne and fairy dust, or maybe some magical seasoning that the devil uses to tempt fat people.
 
2013-03-21 07:35:02 AM  

Gawdzila: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

I will never be able to eat another piece of fried chicken without comparing it to Willie Mae's Scotch House in New Orleans.
I went to NOLA for the first time in fall, and I had heard that it was a good place to eat.  Now I'm not even an especially huge fried chicken fan, but nothing could have prepared me for how impossibly, shockingly delicious that stuff is.  It makes you want to cry it's so good.  It tastes like it's sprinkled with cayenne and fairy dust, or maybe some magical seasoning that the devil uses to tempt fat people.




It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.

Salt+fat=yum
 
2013-03-21 08:02:18 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.


I've brined meat before, it isn't just that.
Everything about it is magical, not just the juiciness or even the seasoning.  The super-crunchiness and slight spiciness of the wet batter, the way all the subcutaneous fat is completely melted off the shatteringly crispy skin... it's just as much about the frying process as the flavor of the meat, if not more so.
 
2013-03-21 08:11:36 AM  

Gawdzila: StoPPeRmobile: It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.

I've brined meat before, it isn't just that.
Everything about it is magical, not just the juiciness or even the seasoning.  The super-crunchiness and slight spiciness of the wet batter, the way all the subcutaneous fat is completely melted off the shatteringly crispy skin... it's just as much about the frying process as the flavor of the meat, if not more so.




Well, you can get that anywhere, in, the, world. Someone just has to, give a fark.

Sorry, you felt insulted.
 
2013-03-21 08:29:50 AM  

Gawdzila: StoPPeRmobile: It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.

I've brined meat before, it isn't just that.
Everything about it is magical, not just the juiciness or even the seasoning.  The super-crunchiness and slight spiciness of the wet batter, the way all the subcutaneous fat is completely melted off the shatteringly crispy skin... it's just as much about the frying process as the flavor of the meat, if not more so.


It must be Voodoo
 
2013-03-21 08:35:45 AM  

ReverendJynxed: Cyno01: Good to know this sort of retardedness isnt limited to Americans. I guess...


randomjsa: While genes can be turned off and on... And homosexuality is probably something you are born with and is thus genetic...

Where are we on whether the 'gay gene' can turned off or on?

Current theories suggest that homosexuality is epigenic, having to do with things like hormone levels and birth order even.

So... mommy eatin mor chikn CAN make babby gay?


Flooding a body with hormones during every stage of the gestation must have some sort of influence. I vaguely remember something about estrogen influence the androgen level in the body, but that is from a course I had no interest in which I only did for some fast credits (and quite some time ago). If someone knows what I'm talking about, please correct or elaborate as you see fit.
 
2013-03-21 08:51:42 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Well, you can get that anywhere, in, the, world. Someone just has to, give a fark.

Sorry, you felt insulted.


I'm not insulted, I just find it weird that you seem to believe that there is no value in a place that does something uniquely and exceptionally well.
Factually speaking, no you CAN'T get that anywhere.  If you could, it wouldn't be as well known and well-regarded a restaurant as it is.
I mean sure, in principle anyone is capable of doing it, but as near as I can tell, nobody else actually does it.  I'm just giving them credit for making something exceptional.

I guess I just don't really see the point you're trying to make; if you're just trying to say that it's nothing special, then I don't really agree.
But if you don't appreciate, or care about, or can't tell the differences or the unique qualities of one place compared to another then that's your loss.  Thankfully it isn't my experience.
 
2013-03-21 08:57:28 AM  

Gawdzila: StoPPeRmobile: Well, you can get that anywhere, in, the, world. Someone just has to, give a fark.

Sorry, you felt insulted.

I'm not insulted, I just find it weird that you seem to believe that there is no value in a place that does something uniquely and exceptionally well.
Factually speaking, no you CAN'T get that anywhere.  If you could, it wouldn't be as well known and well-regarded a restaurant as it is.
I mean sure, in principle anyone is capable of doing it, but as near as I can tell, nobody else actually does it.  I'm just giving them credit for making something exceptional.

I guess I just don't really see the point you're trying to make; if you're just trying to say that it's nothing special, then I don't really agree.
But if you don't appreciate, or care about, or can't tell the differences or the unique qualities of one place compared to another then that's your loss.  Thankfully it isn't my experience.




Quite an investment for someone not insulted.

US poultry has no flavor. Plenty of research on that. Whenever people rave about poultry it usually because of brining. Simple as that.
 
2013-03-21 10:08:08 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: ciberido: dbrunker: Are you sure she said chicken and not duck?
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It's too late.

Know how I know?

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You're right.  *sob*    I admit it.

I'm ornithsexual.
 
2013-03-21 10:08:59 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.


Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2013-03-21 10:11:17 AM  
First I was like:

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Ray Romano reports:
Popular models are as dumb as half a brick


Then I was like:

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Well, that explains the number of black transvestite prostitutes on thesmokinggun dot com.
What? Too racist?


Then I was like:

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Good.
The more gay children the better.
Gay children are clean, smart and well-behaved.
We can put the best breeding stock on a diet
when they hit twenty one, but until then, they might as well be fat and gay.
And let's face it: aren't they cute at that age?
It's a shame they have to grow up and become Kodiac bears
and whatever the Hell Justin Bieber is.
 
2013-03-21 11:10:22 AM  
also.

umm.. yeah..  hormones in stuff we eat does have a huge impact on our bodies and their make up so like dont shoot her down just because of this.  She is not that far off reality dontyaknow
 
2013-03-21 11:15:44 AM  
It's all just a misunderstanding.  She heard a young chicken farmer tell his friend to grab his cock and pullet.

/tried to make this gift-to-the-world of a joke last night, got a 500 error
//pretty surprised no one else did already
 
2013-03-21 12:21:25 PM  

ciberido: Chickens?  Turkeys?


Chickenhawks?
 
2013-03-21 01:00:59 PM  
Why models and actresses, who have their entire careers based on being told what to do and how to pose, believe they can tell the Public how to think, will always be one of Earth's great puzzles.  Then again, they can't all be Hedy Lamarr.

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/may let that one pass.
 
2013-03-21 02:11:51 PM  

RatMaster999: ParagonComplex: So eating cock makes kids crave the cock. Makes sense. Maybe they can eat cats to start liking pussy.

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OMNOMNOM.
 
2013-03-21 02:12:25 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Why models and actresses, who have their entire careers based on being told what to do and how to pose, believe they can tell the Public how to think, will always be one of Earth's great puzzles.  Then again, they can't all be Hedy Lamarr.

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/may let that one pass.




That's Hedley!
 
2013-03-21 03:52:28 PM  

Gawdzila: I've got something to put in her mouth that'll shut her up.


That's rapist!
 
2013-03-21 06:32:45 PM  
Foolish woman, everyone knows it's the milk in Russia that makes teh ghey.  Except, of course, if you put a frog in the milk pail.
 
2013-03-21 09:01:09 PM  

kvinesknows: also.

umm.. yeah..  hormones in stuff we eat does have a huge impact on our bodies and their make up so like dont shoot her down just because of this.  She is not that far off reality dontyaknow


Yes, but you know, there'd actually have to be hormones in the food to even make it a valid discussion.  Poultry aren't given hormones.
 
2013-03-21 09:20:49 PM  
yeh.. and you monitor every chicken on the planet personally?
 
2013-03-21 11:14:36 PM  
ReverendJasen:
So.. you'd be perfectly fine with her rambling her JennyMcCarthy-grade stupidity at you all night long, but a little tattoo would be the deal-breaker?

Pretty much, yeah.
 
2013-03-21 11:16:06 PM  

ReverendJasen: I think dkendr may have been dipping into the KFC.


Teh GheyFC, not that there's anything wrong with it.
 
2013-03-22 01:49:30 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Gawdzila: basemetal: [sp.life123.com image 599x400]

Delicious delicious gay!

I will never be able to eat another piece of fried chicken without comparing it to Willie Mae's Scotch House in New Orleans.
I went to NOLA for the first time in fall, and I had heard that it was a good place to eat.  Now I'm not even an especially huge fried chicken fan, but nothing could have prepared me for how impossibly, shockingly delicious that stuff is.  It makes you want to cry it's so good.  It tastes like it's sprinkled with cayenne and fairy dust, or maybe some magical seasoning that the devil uses to tempt fat people.

It's called "brining." It's pretty easy to do.

Salt+fat=yum


You sound salty.
 
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