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2013-03-20 04:47:57 PM
just the tip, thanks
 
2013-03-20 04:57:45 PM
What's the difference?
 
2013-03-20 05:12:32 PM
12/12. I've probably read way too many Cosmo sex tips to be able to discern the very fine line between completely ludicrous and Cosmo-Sex-Tip ludicrous.
 
2013-03-20 05:42:13 PM
Wow, yeah, I got them all. I don't know what to think about that.
 
2013-03-20 05:46:55 PM
I had the big O all over my keyboard with these sex tips.
 
2013-03-20 05:52:42 PM
I never understood the double standard when it comes to magazines. No major chains will stock Playboy, which is arguably much classier, hell many places won't even stock Maxim, but I'll be damned if every time I check out I don't see that issue of Cosmo on full display with headlines on the cover that look like they were ripped out of the Penthouse letters section.
 
2013-03-20 06:00:23 PM
The question isn't "Is this real or fake"
The question is "have they run it YET"
 
2013-03-20 06:09:55 PM
This link on the same page is much better.
 
2013-03-20 06:21:13 PM
That pizza one doesn't even make sense. If he can last 30 minutes, you should owe him a free pizza. Not the other way around.
 
2013-03-20 06:58:09 PM
Pour Diet Coke....Mentos...sexplosion

Rule 34. Gotta be out there somewhere.
 
2013-03-20 06:58:59 PM
thelithiumrobot.com

Sex tips from this guy? He's hideous.
 
2013-03-20 06:59:28 PM
8 out of 12. Judging by the previous comments and never having read a single Cosmo magazine I guess I just think like a paranoid crazy woman.

rumpelstiltskin: That pizza one doesn't even make sense. If he can last 30 minutes, you should owe him a free pizza. Not the other way around.


That;s what I thought. I want free pizza.
 
2013-03-20 06:59:59 PM
Are these real or sponsored links?
 
2013-03-20 07:01:12 PM
Is this a real or fake featured partner?
 
2013-03-20 07:01:50 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Are these real or sponsored links?


Bastid!
 
2013-03-20 07:02:08 PM
Buzzfeed is soupy festering rash on Fark's forehead.
Wait, what were we talking about?
 
2013-03-20 07:02:30 PM

Ebenator: Is this a real or fake featured partner?


What's up with all the GD list articles?  Fark admins getting lazier?
 
2013-03-20 07:02:38 PM
If it is in Cosmo, it must be fake.
 
2013-03-20 07:03:01 PM
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2013-03-20 07:06:46 PM

Elegy: Pour Diet Coke....Mentos...sexplosion

Rule 34. Gotta be out there somewhere.


Close enough. EXTREMELY NSFW
 
2013-03-20 07:09:07 PM

rumpelstiltskin: That pizza one doesn't even make sense. If he can last 30 minutes, you should owe him a free pizza. Not the other way around.


That
 
2013-03-20 07:09:30 PM

Elegy: Pour Diet Coke....Mentos...sexplosion

Rule 34. Gotta be out there somewhere.


It is, and it doesn't work that well.
 
2013-03-20 07:13:15 PM
Wait a Buzzfeed article we can biatch and moan about it being a Buzzfeed article!

COME ON FARK, BRING OUT THE SNARK/BUTTHURT!

//the featured partners is a needed beast, I guess...
 
2013-03-20 07:14:36 PM
Bleh 11/12.  beer facial got me.
 
2013-03-20 07:15:10 PM
send me a picture of your boobies and I'll send you a sexy tip

no, not lucky lady in the 7th
 
2013-03-20 07:20:21 PM

farkingismybusiness: Elegy: Pour Diet Coke....Mentos...sexplosion

Rule 34. Gotta be out there somewhere.

Close enough. EXTREMELY NSFW


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 07:21:04 PM
Tip: stop commenting on buzzfeed links.
 
2013-03-20 07:21:26 PM

balki1867: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


the-quota.com

/bleep
//6 out of 12.
///lousy in bed.
 
2013-03-20 07:21:40 PM
7/12
5)Spitting doesn't work for me.
7)Nipple bling would seriously get in the way of my favorite part
8)Either way, I just threw a guess
9)I have joked about this but she is not into toys, her exact word: Eeewwe!
11)We don't even buy beer, so the idea of beer facials won't happen

Silly, nothing helpful unless I was 18 and stupid again.
 
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2013-03-20 07:23:21 PM

uttertosh: Tip: stop commenting on buzzfeed links.


YES.
 
2013-03-20 07:25:26 PM
s3-ak.buzzfeed.com

Oh, they went there alright.
 
2013-03-20 07:25:31 PM
Dear ^^farkingismybusiness^^:

Well, at least she won't get pregnant, right?
 
2013-03-20 07:26:01 PM
11. "Give him a beer facial - the combination of the egg white and the yeast in the hops hydrates and improves skin elasticity... but you can just tell him that your lips can't resist his delicious, beer-flavored face."

I see a yeast infection in the future of whatever lady tries this.
 
2013-03-20 07:28:49 PM

farkingismybusiness: Elegy: Pour Diet Coke....Mentos...sexplosion

Rule 34. Gotta be out there somewhere.

Close enough. EXTREMELY NSFW


Stripper Soaker 6000.  Censored, but probably still NSFW.
 
2013-03-20 07:30:06 PM
Oh FFS.
 
2013-03-20 07:30:25 PM
Only the ones with product placement are real.
 
2013-03-20 07:32:01 PM
 
2013-03-20 07:32:09 PM

Awesome T-Shirt: [s3-ak.buzzfeed.com image 585x280]

Oh, they went there alright.


I didn't even notice that. Was that with the tip about the pizza, or the loogie-lube?
 
2013-03-20 07:32:11 PM
But hey, at least I'll never pay for a pizza again.
 
2013-03-20 07:32:21 PM
In the 1950s, women's magazine articles could almost all be summed up as "How to Please your Man."

In the 2010s, it is the same.
 
2013-03-20 07:32:43 PM
Am I the only one who suspects that these "tips" are written by female journalists who hope that other women will adopt them, so that they can have all the men for themselves? Because most of this shiat would send me running for the nearest exit.
 
2013-03-20 07:32:58 PM
"The Diet Coke Sexplosion" is a great name for a band
 
2013-03-20 07:33:50 PM
Every single issue I see at the checkout counter rag bin has Z0MG EVEN BETTER SEX!!! on the cover and I cannot help but think that by this time, regular readers can probably snap one off just by scratching their nose.
 
2013-03-20 07:34:22 PM

palladiate: 12/12. I've probably read way too many Cosmo sex tips to be able to discern the very fine line between completely ludicrous and Cosmo-Sex-Tip ludicrous.


9/12; I never read magazines. I went with over-the-top re-diculous as apposed to pants-on-head retarded.
 
2013-03-20 07:35:01 PM
I'd win the pizza one every time. Two minutes BAM!
 
2013-03-20 07:35:28 PM
I got the beer one wrong because I find women never being at all agreeable to a facial anywhere except in a salon. Then I read that it was the man receiving the froth. Oh, how those women must have laughed when they read that.
 
2013-03-20 07:38:15 PM

Tumunga: Awesome T-Shirt: [s3-ak.buzzfeed.com image 585x280]

Oh, they went there alright.

I didn't even notice that. Was that with the tip about the pizza, or the loogie-lube?


Reverse psychology, but it would have been better suited for the pizza tip.
 
2013-03-20 07:38:30 PM
8 out of 12.
 
2013-03-20 07:39:16 PM
How do you enjoy any of these in a public park?
 
2013-03-20 07:39:56 PM

farkingismybusiness: Elegy: Pour Diet Coke....Mentos...sexplosion

Rule 34. Gotta be out there somewhere.

Close enough. EXTREMELY NSFW


And pretty damned dangerous. Air up the ass is a very bad idea.
 
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