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(The Onion)   Obama sarcastically asks Netanyahu how Israel can afford such a great missile defense system   (theonion.com) divider line 127
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2013-03-20 04:19:11 PM
lol. no shiat!
 
2013-03-20 04:20:07 PM
I giggled like a school girl...
 
2013-03-20 04:34:37 PM
DO IT!
 
2013-03-20 06:19:48 PM
If only we did have an administration that could tell Israel to fark off. We'd have a shiatton less dead people.
 
2013-03-20 06:26:18 PM

Mugato: If only we did have an administration that could tell Israel to fark off. We'd have a shiatton less dead people.


Yeah, but the Joos.....
 
2013-03-20 06:30:57 PM
Sources say Obama's sarcastic comments came after facetiously asking how much money Israel's warplanes set them back, at which point Obama cut Netanyahu off and said, "I know exactly how much."

Lol
 
2013-03-20 06:43:53 PM
someone's the biatch in this relationship and Israel ain't it
 
2013-03-20 06:45:26 PM
1. Go here.
2. Set suppliers to US
3. Set recipients to Israel.
4. Set years 1982-2012
5. Download and open trade register
6. ????
 
2013-03-20 06:51:02 PM
Israel is a valued ally.
 
2013-03-20 06:53:17 PM
Now accepting wagers on when this Onion article will be accepted as gospel truth by somebody prone to outrage.
 
2013-03-20 06:59:07 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Now accepting wagers on when this Onion article will be accepted as gospel truth by somebody prone to outrage.


But it is the truth, that's why it's funny.
 
2013-03-20 06:59:37 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-20 07:04:03 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Now accepting wagers on when this Onion article will be accepted as gospel truth by somebody prone to outrage.


by noon tomorrow
 
2013-03-20 07:06:12 PM
Google image search

Israel kills Palestinians

I farking dare you.


/The Onion: More real news than the news that pretends to be real.
 
2013-03-20 07:07:29 PM
Netanyahu seriously miscalculated when he backed romney...not only did he bet wrong, but Obama won despite the open hostility from Israel, thus exposing Israel and it's supporters as not nearly as influential as they thought themselves to be...Obama won without you.  You look weak.  I enjoy this immensely.

Next time stay the fook out of our elections, geniuses.
 
2013-03-20 07:09:18 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Israel is a valued ally.


LOL, when?
 
2013-03-20 07:16:46 PM

asmodeus224: thus exposing Israel and it's supporters as not nearly as influential as they thought themselves to be


The Joos do have a disproportionate amount of US wealth (source: my ass.)  But they don't have the influence they think they do.

Mazeltov.
 
2013-03-20 07:20:42 PM
Just remember everyone.  Israel cannot return to the 1967 borders because they are indefensible.  Just like they were in 1967.
 
2013-03-20 07:21:10 PM

Dixon Cider: I giggled like a school girl...


oooo, me too. This was a good one Onion.

I love the Jews, hate the Israel.
 
2013-03-20 07:22:31 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Israel is a valued ally.


Apparently they do a lot of overseas wetwork for the US. Allows for a greater degree of plausible deniability for us.
 
2013-03-20 07:24:19 PM

asmodeus224: Netanyahu seriously miscalculated when he backed romney...not only did he bet wrong, but Obama won despite the open hostility from Israel, thus exposing Israel and it's supporters as not nearly as influential as they thought themselves to be...Obama won without you.  You look weak.  I enjoy this immensely.

Next time stay the fook out of our elections, geniuses.


That whole episode really turned me against Israel. (I was pretty "meh" about it beforehand, since I don't have any love for Arabs or Palestinians either, and I have no farks to give about who owns the "holy land.")  Foreign leaders need to stay the fark out of other countries' elections.  A foreign head of state meddling in the transition of power can be construed as an act of war, and he's lucky he's ONLY being embarrassed by the situation.

Netanyahu needs to remember that we can cut off the gravy train or wipe them off the map at any moment we please.
 
2013-03-20 07:27:12 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Netanyahu needs to remember that we can cut off the gravy train or wipe them off the map at any moment we please.


No we can't. We are their biatches.
 
2013-03-20 07:29:21 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Netanyahu needs to remember that we can cut off the gravy train or wipe them off the map at any moment we please.


I don't think you understand what nuclear weapons for a country means.

Or the fact that Israel has been in FOURTEEN WARS where the United States didn't swoop in on a magic carpet.

But please, tell us more about your international diplomacy theory of "meh".
Write a letter to the President before it's too late.
Only YOU can save the Middle East.
 
2013-03-20 07:29:39 PM

Mugato: No we can't. We are their biatches.


Wut?

Sure, they have nukes, but so do we.  In what regard must we follow their orders?
 
2013-03-20 07:32:50 PM

ambassador_ahab: Sure, they have nukes, but so do we. In what regard must we follow their orders?


Well, we do.
 
2013-03-20 07:33:57 PM

Elegy: 1. Go here.
2. Set suppliers to US
3. Set recipients to Israel.
4. Set years 1982-2012
5. Download and open trade register
6. ????


I set suppliers to "China" and then set recipients to various Middle Eastern and African nations. I got lots of numbers that I don't really understand other than "millions".

Did I do it wrong?
 
2013-03-20 07:38:57 PM

natmar_76: I set suppliers to "China"


From the river of dead pigs, straight to your door!  Satisfaction guaranteed.
 
2013-03-20 07:40:03 PM
"..No wonder you're so independent."
 
2013-03-20 07:44:10 PM
We give Israel (and other countries) money so they can buy weapons for defense contractors. Talk about more corporate handouts.
 
2013-03-20 07:45:45 PM

Corvus: weapons for from defense contractors.


Our defense contractors are only sometimes armed themselves.
 
2013-03-20 07:47:32 PM
www.history.navy.mil
 
2013-03-20 07:48:09 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Israel is a valued ally.

 
2013-03-20 07:49:35 PM

mayIFark: Kumana Wanalaia: Israel is a valued ally

Let's try again:

weknowmemes.com

 
2013-03-20 07:50:30 PM

natmar_76: Elegy: 1. Go here.
2. Set suppliers to US
3. Set recipients to Israel.
4. Set years 1982-2012
5. Download and open trade register
6. ????

I set suppliers to "China" and then set recipients to various Middle Eastern and African nations. I got lots of numbers that I don't really understand other than "millions".

Did I do it wrong?


Should get something like this for China -> (Egypt, Iran, Syria) 1982-2012.

China
R: Egypt 2 Type-033/Romeo Type-6633; Project-633 (1980) 1982 2
(50) F-6/Farmer Fighter aircraft 1981 1982-1983 (50) Assembled in Egypt
(80) F-7A Fighter aircraft 1982 1982-1986 (80) F-7B version; assembled from kits in Egypt

That's 2 Type-033 submarines, 50 F-6 delivered, 50 F-6 assembled in Egypt, F-7A aircraft delivered, and 80 F-7B assembled in Egypt.

If you see something dissimilar, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-03-20 07:52:58 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Israel is a valued ally.


I understand from Israel that they are the bulwark between our freedom and Islamic hegemony, their survival and prosperity are essential to our continued existence and if Israel did not receive our unquestioning support, our penises would be gnawed off by rodents
 
2013-03-20 08:00:29 PM

Jacobin: Kumana Wanalaia: Israel is a valued ally.

I understand from Israel that they are the bulwark between our freedom and Islamic hegemony, their survival and prosperity are essential to our continued existence and if Israel did not receive our unquestioning support, our penises would be gnawed off by rodents


If it weren't for our being in bed with Israel there wouldn't have been a 9/11. We wouldn't have invaded Iraq or Afghanistan and if Romney were elected we'd be in Iran and Syria because of them.
 
2013-03-20 08:01:17 PM

Jacobin: I understand from Israel that they are the bulwark between our freedom and Islamic hegemony


About as much as Ahmadinejad actually has control over Iran.
 
2013-03-20 08:04:02 PM
The great missile defense system that DOESN'T EVEN WORK:

Israel's Iron Dome: Doubts over success rateBy Jonathan Marcus BBC Defence Correspondent
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21751766

Submitted this as:
Experts; Israel's claims on the success rate of Iron Dome echo their claims on the Holocaust
 
2013-03-20 08:09:26 PM

Mugato: Kumana Wanalaia: Israel is a valued ally.

LOL, when?


We sneak their chess players in for the Olympics.
 
2013-03-20 08:11:01 PM

djkutch: We sneak their chess players in for the Olympics.


And spelling bees.  Everyone knows that you always bet on the Jew in a spelling be.
 
2013-03-20 08:11:59 PM

sheep snorter: Google image search

Israel kills Palestinians

I farking dare you.


nobodygoeshere.com
 
2013-03-20 08:13:34 PM

Mugato: If it weren't for our being in bed with Israel there wouldn't have been a 9/11.


Totally.  Because Al-Quaeda totally couldn't have just taken out their hostilities against the Israelis against, you know, Israel itself.  Nope, a terrorist attack on USA soil harms Israel way more than attacking Israel itself.
 
2013-03-20 08:15:38 PM
For a valued ally, Israel sure does cause the US a lot of grief when it comes to wider Middle Eastern international relations.
 
2013-03-20 08:17:04 PM

Satanic_Hamster: djkutch: We sneak their chess players in for the Olympics.

And spelling bees.  Everyone knows that you always bet on the Jew in a spelling be.


Are you crazy? Bet on the Asian.
 
2013-03-20 08:19:09 PM

ambassador_ahab: Mugato: If it weren't for our being in bed with Israel there wouldn't have been a 9/11.

Totally.  Because Al-Quaeda totally couldn't have just taken out their hostilities against the Israelis against, you know, Israel itself.  Nope, a terrorist attack on USA soil harms Israel way more than attacking Israel itself.


You do know Israel exists solely thanks to US foreign aid and extremely lucrative weapons systems deals (and outright military aid) like the one TFA is about, right? At least that's been the case since they were our favored Cold War proxy in the region. Those days are long over.
 
2013-03-20 08:21:20 PM

ambassador_ahab: Mugato: If it weren't for our being in bed with Israel there wouldn't have been a 9/11.

Totally.  Because Al-Quaeda totally couldn't have just taken out their hostilities against the Israelis against, you know, Israel itself.  Nope, a terrorist attack on USA soil harms Israel way more than attacking Israel itself.


The US gives more military support to Israel than any other country. Facing Israel directly militarily wouldn't do anything. Bin Laden said directly that the US support of Israel was one of the main reasons for the attack. If there's one thing you can trust a terrorist to tell the truth about is the reason for their attacking you. That's like the whole purpose of being a terrorist.
 
2013-03-20 08:21:44 PM

Zeno-25: You do know Israel exists solely thanks to US foreign aid and extremely lucrative weapons systems deals


Sure, but why not attack Israel itself if you want to go after Israel?
 
2013-03-20 08:30:44 PM

djkutch: Satanic_Hamster: djkutch: We sneak their chess players in for the Olympics.

And spelling bees.  Everyone knows that you always bet on the Jew in a spelling be.

Are you crazy? Bet on the Asian.


Am I to assume that there isn't an Indian option in this hypothetical spelling bee?
 
2013-03-20 08:32:42 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Am I to assume that there isn't an Indian option in this hypothetical spelling bee?


They busy working at the 7-11.
 
2013-03-20 08:37:14 PM

ambassador_ahab: Zeno-25: You do know Israel exists solely thanks to US foreign aid and extremely lucrative weapons systems deals

Sure, but why not attack Israel itself if you want to go after Israel?


Proxy. Do you know what it means?
 
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