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(BBC)   Radioactive rat blamed for latest Fukushima power outage. Japanese officials send in radioactive cats to deal with situation, put radioactive dogs on standby   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 15
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2013-03-20 05:40:44 PM
5 votes:
What we need are the radioactive dogs with radioactive bees in their radioactive mouths, and when they bark radioactively, they radioactively shoot radioactive bees at you.
2013-03-20 05:44:52 PM
4 votes:
Will the radioactive gorillas freeze to death in the winter?
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2013-03-20 06:23:22 PM
3 votes:
Will the radioactive gorillas freeze to death in the nuclear winter?
2013-03-20 05:42:58 PM
3 votes:
Radioactive rats you say?

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2013-03-20 06:55:06 PM
2 votes:
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On it.
2013-03-20 09:32:05 PM
1 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: Speaking of radioactive cats - you may wind up with one if you have your cat treated for hypothyroidism.
I had a cat with this problem, and the vet gave me a couple of options. One treatment consists of giving the cat a pill once a day for the rest of its life. Since giving a pill to a cat can be a real pain in the ass, there is a second option.

This is to have the vet give the cat a dose of a radioactive isotope of Iodine. The Iodine goes straight to the cat's overactive thyroid and nukes it from within. No more treatments are needed, The radioactivity is then eliminated in the cat's poop.

The problem is that you now have to collect the cat's "hot" poop and take it back to the vet for proper disposal, You cannot just stick this poop in the trash. Many municipal waste treatment ops have a radiation detector that will go off and the plant has to be shut down while the trash men rummage through the pile looking for the source of the radiation, Needless to say, it get expensive and the trash guys will actually go looking for discarded envelopes with the cat poop so they can send the cleanup bill to the cat;s owner.


Kid, we found your name on a envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of radioactive cat shiat, and I just wanted to know if you had any information about it.
2013-03-20 08:30:12 PM
1 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: Day_Old_Dutchie: Speaking of radioactive cats - you may wind up with one if you have your cat treated for hypothyroidism.
I had a cat with this problem, and the vet gave me a couple of options. One treatment consists of giving the cat a pill once a day for the rest of its life. Since giving a pill to a cat can be a real pain in the ass, there is a second option.

This is to have the vet give the cat a dose of a radioactive isotope of Iodine. The Iodine goes straight to the cat's overactive thyroid and nukes it from within. No more treatments are needed, The radioactivity is then eliminated in the cat's poop.

The problem is that you now have to collect the cat's "hot" poop and take it back to the vet for proper disposal, You cannot just stick this poop in the trash. Many municipal waste treatment ops have a radiation detector that will go off and the plant has to be shut down while the trash men rummage through the pile looking for the source of the radiation, Needless to say, it get expensive and the trash guys will actually go looking for discarded envelopes with the cat poop so they can send the cleanup bill to the cat;s owner.

so toss the next weeks cat shiat out in the woods and be done with it..  whats the problem here?


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2013-03-20 08:12:50 PM
1 votes:
They should let loose radioactive turtles and warthogs to see what becomes of it. Great headline, by the way. Couldn't have done it better myself.
2013-03-20 07:58:52 PM
1 votes:
It's all right. I took the Rad Absorption perk.
2013-03-20 07:33:04 PM
1 votes:
I always figured rats were ALREADY radioactive. That's why they breed like, well, rats.
2013-03-20 07:28:51 PM
1 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: Since giving a pill to a cat can be a real pain in the ass


I don't think you're supposed to administer them rectally.
2013-03-20 07:00:16 PM
1 votes:
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2013-03-20 06:59:33 PM
1 votes:
You guys and your nuclear energy panic mongering.

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Sheesh.
2013-03-20 06:56:27 PM
1 votes:

RatMaster999: Because People in power are Stupid: If you get bit by a radioactive rat -you will get secret Rat powers.

Sounds good to me.


I would want to know what the powers are, first.  The power to sense cheese?  Chew holes through electrical cords?  Make poo appear in a box of Lucky Charms?

I mean...we need to know these things beforehand.
2013-03-20 06:47:44 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: What we need are the radioactive dogs with radioactive bees in their radioactive mouths, and when they bark radioactively, they radioactively shoot radioactive bees at you.


We could just import some radioactive wasps from Washington State. There might already be a trade agreement in place. And I know Fukushima already has plenty of packs of radioactive dogs roaming around.

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