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(Gizmodo)   Creepy walls with eyes are creepy   ( divider line
    More: Weird, living wall, street artist, trench coats, Nizhny Novgorod  
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5562 clicks; posted to Geek » on 20 Mar 2013 at 4:01 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-20 04:16:08 PM
2013-03-20 04:17:31 PM  
Look into these eyes, and you will see
2013-03-20 04:23:19 PM  
How did they miss this one? No painting necessary
2013-03-20 04:24:01 PM  
2013-03-20 04:26:28 PM  
no one knows what its like to be a dutch colonial behind blue eyes
2013-03-20 04:26:31 PM
2013-03-20 04:53:16 PM  
I like em.
2013-03-20 05:13:25 PM  
That's farking cool as hell.
2013-03-20 05:29:18 PM  
If done with the legal permission of the building owners, then those are awesome.  There's nothing wrong with urban art when it's done legally.
2013-03-20 05:41:46 PM
2013-03-20 05:52:52 PM  
It's after your Beta unit.
2013-03-20 06:46:15 PM  
Is it just me or did that suck ass, and not in a good way?

1. An ad pops up with a video, won't let me read the page until the commercial is over. At least the sound was off.

2. shiatty commentary. Save it and just show me the pictures.

3. Nearly every comment left was spam.
2013-03-20 06:57:44 PM

Glad I'm not the only one to think "Totoro" with this one...
2013-03-20 08:06:41 PM  

Precision Boobery: [ image 600x429]

2013-03-20 08:07:45 PM
2013-03-20 08:37:04 PM  
I don't see how that's creepy. It's paint. On a wall.
2013-03-20 09:04:46 PM  
The Living Wall "consists of greying and sinewy flesh-of faces, hands, broken bones, feet and toes jutting from the surface." Just in case that isn't terrible enough for you, it is also described as emitting "a cacophony of tortured minds and voices." Oh, and if you fail a check you pass out from the horrific nauseating smell.

To create a Living Wall, first you have to entomb a living, breathing person inside a regular wall. That person is doomed to one of the most terrifying deaths imaginable, asphyxiating in total darkness and utter silence over the course of however long it takes them to suck down all the available oxygen. (It is of course possible to trap someone in a porous or cracked wall, allowing air to get in, so the person's timeline stretches out for days rather than minutes as they slowly dry out... but this isn't specified as a requirement.) While stuck in the wall the victim must curse the one who trapped him there loudly enough that people standing outside the wall can hear him.

And by the way, if you hear someone screaming obscenities from inside a wall and don't do anything to try and help them out... you're kind of a dick.

So eventually this tortured, agonized soul dies. But it doesn't go anywhere. Oh no, it's still stuck inside the wall. Whatever's left of the prisoner's life force is driven completely insane. Once this happens every corpse within eyeshot of the wall comes to life and clambors towards it, clawing their way out of the ground if they must, and meld with the crazed life force to become part of the wall themselves. From that point on, the same gruesome fate awaits anyone killed by the wall itself.
2013-03-20 09:05:24 PM  
2013-03-20 09:29:45 PM  
$85 an hour! Seriously I don't know why more people haven't tried this, I work two shifts, 2 hours in the day and 2 in the evening...And whats awesome is Im working from home so I get more time with my kids ...

That site sucks shatmitter !!
2013-03-21 12:12:04 AM  

neuroflare: I don't see how that's creepy. It's paint. On a wall.

Bwah, bwah, waaaaahhhh....
/are you the guy that takes away the beach ball from a concert crowd also, Debbie Downer?
2013-03-21 01:08:55 AM  

Zombie DJ: neuroflare: I don't see how that's creepy. It's paint. On a wall.

Bwah, bwah, waaaaahhhh....
/are you the guy that takes away the beach ball from a concert crowd also, Debbie Downer?

These are all fake.
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