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(Fox News)   Is your husband/boyfriend/domestic partner having a problem finding your elusive G-Spot? Well, modern medicine has just the procedure for you. The G-Shot   (foxnews.com) divider line 186
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2013-03-20 03:55:56 PM  
$2400/year for better sex.  What areas of disposable income would you eliminate to make room for twice-annual, $1200 shots into your anterior vaginal wall just for better sex, ladies?

I guess if you have sex every day, then you're at less than $10/session, but that's really a generous rate for someone that could afford this procedure.
 
2013-03-20 03:59:35 PM  
Is that anything like a jello shot?
 
2013-03-20 03:59:47 PM  
Having seen all those wonderful pictures of women who habitually, year after year, inject collagen into their faces, lips, and eyebrows, and knowing how amazingly natural, beautiful, and healthy they look down the line, I can say without reservation that doing the same thing to an area as sensitive as the vagina is undoubtedly a remarkably wonderful idea. Certainly better than spending all that insufferable time "talking to" and "educating" your sexual partner about "what you like" and "what feels good."
 
2013-03-20 04:11:48 PM  
$2400 a year?  fark that, ill screw someone else.
 
2013-03-20 04:12:28 PM  
Prefers the Money Shot...
 
2013-03-20 04:13:43 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Having seen all those wonderful pictures of women who habitually, year after year, inject collagen into their faces, lips, and eyebrows, and knowing how amazingly natural, beautiful, and healthy they look down the line, I can say without reservation that doing the same thing to an area as sensitive as the vagina is undoubtedly a remarkably wonderful idea. Certainly better than spending all that insufferable time "talking to" and "educating" your sexual partner about "what you like" and "what feels good."


This.

Also, another option is that they could date the doctor since it's a given that they know where the spot is.
 
2013-03-20 04:13:45 PM  
Finding the G-spot is too hard. That's why I chose to find a prostate instead.
 
2013-03-20 04:15:06 PM  
I think it'd be cheaper and more permanent to just get your dude a bigger dick.
 
2013-03-20 04:16:50 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Having seen all those wonderful pictures of women who habitually, year after year, inject collagen into their faces, lips, and eyebrows, and knowing how amazingly natural, beautiful, and healthy they look down the line, I can say without reservation that doing the same thing to an area as sensitive as the vagina is undoubtedly a remarkably wonderful idea. Certainly better than spending all that insufferable time "talking to" and "educating" your sexual partner about "what you like" and "what feels good."


Could I have you talk to my ex?

/I suppose I should've asked for that before I kicked her to the curb.
 
2013-03-20 04:16:50 PM  
Permanent things in the vagina have not turned out to be a great thing because the vagina will attack.

You're telling me, my friend.
 
2013-03-20 04:18:00 PM  
How about instead of jumping in the sack and crossing your fingers that your lover will do exactly what you want, you participate jointly in achieving good sex?

I'm not defending anyone who sucks at sex or doesn't bother trying to stimulate their partner, but if you are in a relationship and have had unsatisfactory sex more than a handful of times without even attempting to make your partner better, then it is more your fault than theirs.

This goes double if you are faking orgasms or lying about sexual satisfaction.

/I hate other human beings more with each passing day.
 
2013-03-20 04:18:12 PM  
I don't think Casio intended their watches for this purpose.  Certainly not in such an advanced manner.

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2013-03-20 04:18:30 PM  
Aw, HELLS no.

Can you imagine if this procedure was done wrong and they ruined it?

Not...worth...the...risk...
 
2013-03-20 04:18:37 PM  
If they want a shot in their vagina I'll give'em one.
 
2013-03-20 04:18:53 PM  

freddie freeloader: Permanent things in the vagina have not turned out to be a great thing because the vagina will attack.

You're telling me, my friend.


don't look directly at the vagina - it sees that as a threat
 
2013-03-20 04:19:06 PM  
""Permanent things in the vagina have not turned out to be a great thing because the vagina will attack... what's there, and you don't want to have scar tissue or problems with the stuff you put in,"

I just got a very frightening image in my mind.
 
2013-03-20 04:20:04 PM  
Huger hoo-hah? Larger labia? Whopping woo-hoo? Gigantic G-spot? Vaster vagina?
 
2013-03-20 04:20:31 PM  

Uncle Pim: Finding the G-spot is too hard. That's why I chose to find a prostate instead.


You do realize that the prostate is a male organ, right?
 
2013-03-20 04:21:19 PM  
You should see what a .44 Magnum's gonna do to a woman's G-spot. You should see.
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2013-03-20 04:22:19 PM  

Russ1642: Uncle Pim: Finding the G-spot is too hard. That's why I chose to find a prostate instead.

You do realize that the prostate is a male organ, right?



i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-20 04:23:06 PM  
Farkettes? Your opinion, please
 
2013-03-20 04:23:22 PM  
Date an older man, ladies, experience does have its benefits.  But if you prattle on like tween you wont be around long.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-20 04:23:38 PM  
I'm curious what a blind study would reveal. Give half of the women an injection that does nothing, but tell them they got the orgasm shot.
 
2013-03-20 04:24:28 PM  

dv-ous: Russ1642: Uncle Pim: Finding the G-spot is too hard. That's why I chose to find a prostate instead.

You do realize that the prostate is a male organ, right?


[i49.tinypic.com image 480x360]


I always tell my veggie-hating stepdaughter to eat her tomatoes, they're good for her prostate.
 
2013-03-20 04:25:06 PM  
I've seen this episode of Nip/Tuck and it didn't end well.
 
2013-03-20 04:25:07 PM  

ZAZ: I'm curious what a blind study would reveal. Give half of the women an injection that does nothing, but tell them they got the orgasm shot.


The PlacebooOOOOOH OH OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD YESSSSSSSSS Effect
 
2013-03-20 04:25:45 PM  

ZAZ: I'm curious what a blind study would reveal. Give half of the women an injection that does nothing, but tell them they got the orgasm shot.


It would only work if they all banged the same dude too.

Yes I am volunteering
 
2013-03-20 04:27:02 PM  
Hotdog ->Hallway
 
2013-03-20 04:27:10 PM  

freddie freeloader: the vagina will attack.


QFT.
 
2013-03-20 04:27:20 PM  
G-sus Christ.
 
2013-03-20 04:27:24 PM  
When you do find a woman's G-spot, it is a most gratifying experience watching your otherwise intelligent and beautiful wife/girlfriend/regular lay become a complete blithering idiot for a few minutes at least...little messy sometimes as things tend to get a little wet, but whatever....

/and no, you don't need a 12" dick...just some practice and time
 
2013-03-20 04:27:59 PM  
This is old news.

Seriously, I know I saw this on Fark YEARS ago.
 
2013-03-20 04:28:09 PM  
Can't believe no one's posted the Penny Arcade G-Spot Strategy Guide comic yet.
 
2013-03-20 04:29:10 PM  
Needle goes where?
 
2013-03-20 04:31:06 PM  

chevydeuce: When you do find a woman's G-spot, it is a most gratifying experience watching your otherwise intelligent and beautiful wife/girlfriend/regular lay become a complete blithering idiot for a few minutes at least...little messy sometimes as things tend to get a little wet, but whatever....

/and no, you don't need a 12" dick...just some practice and time


It's all in the angle...

cosmicorigins.com
 
2013-03-20 04:31:33 PM  

Dr. Goldshnoz: freddie freeloader: the vagina will attack.

QFT.


Came to say something similar.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
or close the wall up with our Farkin' dead...
 
2013-03-20 04:32:13 PM  
www.globalsecurity.org
 
2013-03-20 04:32:30 PM  
I have been waiting for science to put sharp objects in my most sensitive areas.
 
2013-03-20 04:32:46 PM  
There's no such thing.  This is like looking for Bigfoot.  Especially if she's really hairy and screams and kicks a lot.
 
2013-03-20 04:33:35 PM  

Russ1642: If they want a shot in their vagina I'll give'em one.


Needledick.
 
2013-03-20 04:35:02 PM  

dv-ous: Russ1642: Uncle Pim: Finding the G-spot is too hard. That's why I chose to find a prostate instead.

You do realize that the prostate is a male organ, right?


You'd be surprised how many people don't realize this. I knew a woman who asked why only men seem to get prostate cancer.
 
2013-03-20 04:35:52 PM  

chevydeuce: When you do find a woman's G-spot,...


THAT is a myth!!!
 
2013-03-20 04:36:58 PM  

freddie freeloader: Permanent things in the vagina have not turned out to be a great thing because the vagina will attack.

You're telling me, my friend.


I find the vagina usually attacks temporary things as well, just to be sure.
 
2013-03-20 04:37:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 04:37:56 PM  
No thank you.  Even if he can't do it for me (and usually he does), I can do for myself.  No needles required.  Not even in a pinch.
 
2013-03-20 04:38:06 PM  

Jekylman: ""Permanent things in the vagina have not turned out to be a great thing because the vagina will attack... what's there, and you don't want to have scar tissue or problems with the stuff you put in,"

I just got a very frightening image in my mind.


Would you like to know more?
 
2013-03-20 04:38:52 PM  
libertine.efx3.com
Does it help with oral sex, too??
 
2013-03-20 04:38:56 PM  
G-Shot, then Camel Toes in next thread
Vagina trifecta in play!
 
2013-03-20 04:39:20 PM  

Russ1642: I knew a woman who asked why only men seem to get prostate cancer.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-20 04:39:41 PM  
I once read a book about Dick, Jane and Spot.
 
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