If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(TMZ)   Too Short too drunk and too clumsy   (tmz.com) divider line 55
    More: Dumbass, Too Short, TMZ  
•       •       •

10919 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Mar 2013 at 4:29 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



55 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-03-20 04:31:30 PM  
Beeeyatch
 
2013-03-20 04:35:48 PM  
For a minute I thought the headline was referring to Snooki
 
2013-03-20 04:38:15 PM  
Our sources say Too Short blew a .09 ... just over the .08 legal limit.

Oh come on. A .09 doesn't even stop the shaking. It's hardly intoxicated.
 
2013-03-20 04:41:32 PM  
These are the tales, the freaky tales...


/Still love Cocktails album
 
2013-03-20 04:45:10 PM  
Did his pants fall when he ran? That's always hilarious.
 
2013-03-20 04:45:46 PM  
Evidently, he busted quite a move there.
 
2013-03-20 04:47:57 PM  
Life is Too $hort
 
2013-03-20 04:55:08 PM  
He was worried about that time he bust a nut and killed a biatch.
 
2013-03-20 05:01:20 PM  
An .09 is not going to get him any street cred.
 
2013-03-20 05:02:09 PM  
I thought it was the imp from Game of Thrones
 
2013-03-20 05:02:20 PM  
It was through the lyrics of Mr. Short that I learned Nancy Reagan was capable of licking one's dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob.
 
2013-03-20 05:08:39 PM  
Dear Too Short:

Look, Katt Williams is a really funny dude, but he is NOT the best person to have as a role model.

-Monty
 
2013-03-20 05:09:07 PM  
I met this cop named Yolanda
Pulled me over in my brand new Honda.
 
2013-03-20 05:14:17 PM  

moos: Life is Too $hort


Don't forget to Pimp the Ho.
 
2013-03-20 05:20:45 PM  
I expected someone taller.
 
2013-03-20 05:32:51 PM  
I saw the words "Too Short" in conjunction with rap and thought we were talking about Bushwick Bill:

img839.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-20 05:39:44 PM  
Get in where you fit in, fool.
 
2013-03-20 06:14:24 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I saw the words "Too Short" in conjunction with rap and thought we were talking about Bushwick Bill:

[img839.imageshack.us image 600x449]


Great, Now I got to watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs
to see a midget superman punch someone.
 
2013-03-20 06:22:48 PM  
"I Ain't Trippin'" only applies when not completely hammered, it would seem.
 
2013-03-20 06:33:27 PM  
Too bad.
 
2013-03-20 06:45:49 PM  
Snoop Dogg's cover of "Freaky Tales" is rap's version of Plato teaching the works of Aristotle

///bbbbiiaaattcchhhhhhh
 
2013-03-20 06:47:42 PM  
i only owned 1 cd of his. 1991 i bought Short Dog's in the house.

too short with ice cube, ice cube goes from a biatch killa too are we there yet?


/Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the fark up y' hear?
 
2013-03-20 07:04:07 PM  

liam76: Great, Now I got to watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs
to see a midget superman punch someone.


I will never get the lyrics "THIS YEAR, HALLOWEEN FELL ON A WEEKEND, ME AND GETO BOYS WERE OUT TRICK-OR-TREATIN'" out of my head.

Unpossible, it is.
 
2013-03-20 07:16:22 PM  
Sounds like my "Going Through Life.." manifesto.
 
2013-03-20 07:22:01 PM  

Ebenator: I expected someone taller.


I was under the impression he was a baller.
 
2013-03-20 07:41:40 PM  
Too Short is awesome.
 
2013-03-20 08:08:08 PM  

mafiageek1980: Look, Katt Williams is a really funny dude


No he's not.
 
2013-03-20 08:12:18 PM  
I guess short people really do got no reason to live.
 
2013-03-20 08:56:24 PM  
I fully expect Too Short to be drunk and have drugs on him.  What really surprised me is that he made a hannukah song.

Jew gotta hear this!  Is one of you farmers writing headlines for TMZ now?
 
2013-03-20 09:01:10 PM  

liam76: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I saw the words "Too Short" in conjunction with rap and thought we were talking about Bushwick Bill:

[img839.imageshack.us image 600x449]

Great, Now I got to watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs
to see a midget superman punch someone.


DAMN! I see demons.

Man this thread takes me back to the good old days of being a stoned teenager and annoying my neighbors with bass thumps and lyrics consisting of nothing but constant swearing.
 
2013-03-20 09:03:22 PM  

Gilligann: mafiageek1980: Look, Katt Williams is a really funny dude

No he's not.


He was once.  Now... Not so much.
 
2013-03-20 09:11:57 PM  
I know this guy, named Todd Shaw, took a shiat in his over-alls,
He got pulled over, blowing a zero point nine
Popo roped him off and said he's lyin'

Not because he said he wasn't drunk,
But because he said he wasn't driving

The trooper knew he was full of shiat,
And sent Todd to get his pooper filled

Like a beeotch...


/my rhyme schemes suck
//white as hell
 
2013-03-20 09:12:32 PM  
plus drunk....good thing I'm home
 
xcv
2013-03-20 09:15:11 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: liam76: Great, Now I got to watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs
to see a midget superman punch someone.

I will never get the lyrics "THIS YEAR, HALLOWEEN FELL ON A WEEKEND, ME AND GETO BOYS WERE OUT TRICK-OR-TREATIN'" out of my head.

Unpossible, it is.


I can't help but hear it like this
 
2013-03-20 09:31:21 PM  
It's hard out there for a pimp.
 
2013-03-20 09:36:59 PM  

xcv: I can't help but hear it like this


HAHAHAHAH

Oh, man, that IS magical!


elguerodiablo: annoying my neighbors with bass thumps and lyrics consisting of nothing but constant swearing.


Bass thumps in the neighborhood... yeah, they bring me back quite-a-ways.
 
2013-03-20 09:37:40 PM  
On the way back to the station, things got even crazier -- we're told Too Short tried to dump narcotics in the back of the cruiser.

Or.. the cops 'found' narcotics in the back of the cruiser in order to make the charges against Too Short stick.
 
2013-03-20 10:13:44 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: On the way back to the station, things got even crazier -- we're told Too Short tried to dump narcotics in the back of the cruiser.

Or.. the cops 'found' narcotics in the back of the cruiser in order to make the charges against Too Short stick.


i wouldn't doubt it. however, if he was only .09% and he thought he could escape the cops on foot it was coke. or PCP.
 
2013-03-20 10:36:24 PM  
i157.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 12:15:23 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I saw the words "Too Short" in conjunction with rap and thought we were talking about Bushwick Bill:


white girl gonna get raped
 
2013-03-21 12:30:19 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: liam76: Great, Now I got to watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs
to see a midget superman punch someone.

I will never get the lyrics "THIS YEAR, HALLOWEEN FELL ON A WEEKEND, ME AND GETO BOYS WERE OUT TRICK-OR-TREATIN'" out of my head.

Unpossible, it is.


Thanks for reminding me.
 
2013-03-21 12:35:36 AM  
I remember going on a date with a girl sometime in the mid 90's, things were going good, we left a party and I put on a Too Short CD . Blowjob Betty didn't go over so well. I cock-blocked myself with a Too Short CD.
 
2013-03-21 01:14:47 AM  
i.imgur.com

R.I.P. Too Short
 
2013-03-21 01:45:37 AM  
What I find amusing is that a drunk rapper was arrested while riding dirty, and the article uses the words "weird" and "crazy" (well, "crazier") to describe the unlikeliness of the situation. Really?
 
2013-03-21 05:29:20 AM  

TheJoe03: Too Short is awesome.


He is. That said, I went to on of his concerts here in Phoenix. This was in the Life is...Too Short period. I don't recall exactly where it was, long time ago and I was fairly young but 4 things stood out.

1). It was outside of some industrial park thing. Like on the loading dock of a warehouse. Weird venue

2). I and my sister were the only white people there

3). It was, appropriately, a very short concert. Maybe an hour. Lame

4). I was next to the stage and got some dap from Mr Short. He had ver soft hands. He must moisturize.

/csb
 
2013-03-21 08:30:57 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I saw the words "Too Short" in conjunction with rap and thought we were talking about Bushwick Bill:

[img839.imageshack.us image 600x449]




Champagne and Bic lighter, blowin up!
 
2013-03-21 08:46:12 AM  

Boxcutta: [i.imgur.com image 600x582]

R.I.P. Too Short


Oops...I was thinking of the wrong guy.  Right song, wrong guy.

/They all look alike anyway.....
//Keed
 
2013-03-21 09:41:26 AM  
Did Blowjob Betty bail him out?
 
2013-03-21 03:30:22 PM  
I'll take "3 Reasons I didn't date much in High School," Alex.
 
2013-03-21 06:12:09 PM  

elguerodiablo: Gilligann: mafiageek1980: Look, Katt Williams is a really funny dude

No he's not.

He was once.  Now... Not so much.


Hell, he doesn't  haveto be funny now. The shiat that he's been on is already doing that for him.
 
Displayed 50 of 55 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


Report