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2013-03-20 02:27:45 PM
5 votes:

WTF Indeed: She is?

Dear  Vincent_blackshadow,

Your wife is an incredibly attractive woman, you lucky, lucky bastard.

Sincerely,
Men of TFD

P.S. Something, something get well.


Note to Mizz Blackshadow,

This is quite tame. That's a sign of the great respect that TF holds V_B.

BTW if anyone here asks for naked pictures of yourself, send them a picture of your elbow. They wont know the difference.
2013-03-20 07:06:49 PM
2 votes:
temeez.com
/to hear ;-)
2013-03-20 02:33:08 PM
2 votes:
Dear Vincent_blackshadow,

I'm sorry you contracted MRSA.  On the plus side, the antibiotics they've been giving you have almost certainly cleared up that chlamydia by now.  As soon as they pull the catheter, it shouldn't burn anymore when you pee.  So you've got that going for you.  Which is nice.

Cheers,
A guy you've never met.
2013-03-20 02:24:29 PM
2 votes:
She is?

Dear  Vincent_blackshadow,

Your wife is an incredibly attractive woman, you lucky, lucky bastard.

Sincerely,
Men of TFD

P.S. Something, something get well.
2013-03-22 12:59:44 AM
1 votes:

FishWife: Another good day today. V_B's voice is stronger still, and he's really giving the nurses the business. I've been sneaking decidedly unhealthy but tasty food in for him (no beer, though; that's going to have to wait until he gets home, tempting though it is to bring him one. Or two. Or six.).  He's impressing the hell outta the doctors with how much progress he's made just in the last few days. He's on a roll now! Thanks again, everyone, for your posts in this thread; we're both enjoying them.


Is he asking for Tommyburgers yet??

Glad to hear that he's doing much better!
2013-03-21 07:44:59 AM
1 votes:

Drew: Get better soon - I'll try to drop in early April!


I was incorrect. Obviously he cares about one of us
2013-03-21 07:43:56 AM
1 votes:

FishWife: FishWife here. V_B asked me to pass on this message to all you fine folks:  "I love you all very much. Those I haven't met, I intend to meet. Your generosity is overwhelming. Beer's on me when I get outta this mess.  And Drew ---- where the hell are ya?"


LAX. If he pretends to care about one of his snowflakes he has to care about us all
2013-03-20 11:30:27 PM
1 votes:
A good day today.  He can finally feel the difference in his strength from one day to the next, and the medical staff is making noises like maybe, MAYBE (fingers, toes and eyes crossed) they'll kick him loose next week.  If he keeps pushing himself like he has been, he'll get sprung soon.  That light at the end of the tunnel is finally growing brighter.

The first thing he wants me to do when I get to the hospital each day -- well, maybe not the first thing, usually I -- never mind. That's for another Fark thread.  He really looks forward to reading your messages.  Thanks again, one and all, for your support. It means the world to us.
2013-03-20 10:38:24 PM
1 votes:
Straight from Readers Digest:


Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down, I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

/Get well soon, then get your ass to New Orleans
2013-03-20 09:07:21 PM
1 votes:
Okay this is take 3 on this damn tablet.

Sigh.

get better. brisket for you. like all you can eat. jesus christ, get better.

also, like you, I am not wearing pants
2013-03-20 07:55:43 PM
1 votes:
i25.photobucket.com
2013-03-20 07:38:36 PM
1 votes:

Sensei: Dancin_In_Anson: Glad to hear that you're getting better. Come back to Texas and (since I missed it the first time) we'll try to light SchlingFocker on fire again so we can both enjoy it!

Oh man, I might come for that.


www.misterfadedglory.com
2013-03-20 07:04:46 PM
1 votes:
Dear vincent_blackshadow

Try not to die.

Love,
Wegro Froestu
2013-03-20 07:00:14 PM
1 votes:
v_b over the hump...that'll be the day! Tell him mmagdalene has an ampersand and a Bloody Mary waiting for his dried-up, broke-down sorry ass excuse for a cowboy carcass.

Cocksucker!
2013-03-20 06:14:51 PM
1 votes:
Get better soon - I'll try to drop in early April!
2013-03-20 05:48:03 PM
1 votes:

smells_like_meat: Vincent is one of the lucky ones. His wife is reading these posts to him so post your good wishes and snark here. He's over the hump, but let me tell you, his recovery will be long and hard.


I see what you did there.  Staph infection.  Long and hard.
2013-03-20 02:50:46 PM
1 votes:
What a Vincent Blackshadow might look like:

www.theworldofmotorcycles.com


pic is borrowed
2013-03-20 02:30:09 PM
1 votes:
That's great news!

i.imgur.com
2013-03-20 02:20:26 PM
1 votes:
Had a long talk with Vincent_blackshadow's wife. He's doing better. They were going to take the endotracheal tube (breathing tube) out yesterday but decided to leave it in for a while as a precaution. He is on dialysis three times a week, because the infection went from his lungs to his kidneys, but that may end soon. So, all in all, slow but positive progress.
I had this shiat (MRSA) and it is no joke. At the worst they told my wife to make funeral arrangements. Cancer, heart disease and the like can be prevented and treated but medical science has no clue about this stuff. It comes out of nowhere, hits the perfectly healthy, and a fact that they'd like to keep hidden, kills most victims. Death rate is about 30% during the first 30 days. Bad, bad odds, much worse than most anything else, and I think that the mortality rate is understated I was lucky that I had a world class infectious disease doctor on my case. He calls me his "once in a life time miracle patient". I will need to take oral antibiotics for the rest of my life and get a monthly blood test.

Vincent is one of the lucky ones. His wife is reading these posts to him so post your good wishes and snark here. He's over the hump, but let me tell you, his recovery will be long and hard.
 
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