WTF Indeed: She is?Dear Vincent_blackshadow,Your wife is an incredibly attractive woman, you lucky, lucky bastard.Sincerely,Men of TFDP.S. Something, something get well.
Fondle My Sweaters: Holy crap...this is the first I'm hearing about this. That's terrifying. Vincent_blackshadow is a great guy, and I'm glad he's doing better. I'll keep both him and his wife in my thoughts.
smells_like_meat: BTW if anyone here asks for naked pictures of yourself, send them a picture of your elbow. They wont know the difference.
smells_like_meat: Had a long talk with Vincent_blackshadow's wife. He's doing better. They were going to take the endotracheal tube (breathing tube) out yesterday but decided to leave it in for a while as a precaution. He is on dialysis three times a week, because the infection went from his lungs to his kidneys, but that may end soon. So, all in all, slow but positive progress.I had this shiat (MRSA) and it is no joke. At the worst they told my wife to make funeral arrangements. Cancer, heart disease and the like can be prevented and treated but medical science has no clue about this stuff. It comes out of nowhere, hits the perfectly healthy, and a fact that they'd like to keep hidden, kills most victims. Death rate is about 30% during the first 30 days. Bad, bad odds, much worse than most anything else, and I think that the mortality rate is understated I was lucky that I had a world class infectious disease doctor on my case. He calls me his "once in a life time miracle patient". I will need to take oral antibiotics for the rest of my life and get a monthly blood test.Vincent is one of the lucky ones. His wife is reading these posts to him so post your good wishes and snark here. He's over the hump, but let me tell you, his recovery will be long and hard.
Mrs.Sharpier: glad to hear he's getting better, I read that there are super infections that can't be cured with any antibiotics and well ... it scared the ever lovin shiat out of me. superbugs. yikes.
WTF Indeed: smells_like_meat: BTW if anyone here asks for naked pictures of yourself, send them a picture of your elbow. They wont know the difference.Then take that picture and place it in a folder, then zip the folder, then place the zipped folder in another folder and zip that. Do that about 20 times, it's like a Russian nesting egg of failure for the creepy men of TF.
basemetal: So ye had an endotracheal tube, not a tracheotomy?
Mrs.Sharpier: goddammit goddammit dont GIS MRSA fark
Mirrorz: I donated what I could the other day. Did they ever meet the goal for the medical costs?
smells_like_meat: Mirrorz: I donated what I could the other day. Did they ever meet the goal for the medical costs?I was not involved with that in anyway. Ask Witchdiva.
smells_like_meat: Here I am 4 months after getting sick. 50 pounds down, still in a chair with my guard dogs. Walked a mile last week. After a year. Felt good.Let's hope that V_B recovers faster. This stuff is no joke.[i271.photobucket.com image 640x480]
Fondle My Sweaters: smells_like_meat: Here I am 4 months after getting sick. 50 pounds down, still in a chair with my guard dogs. Walked a mile last week. After a year. Felt good.Let's hope that V_B recovers faster. This stuff is no joke.[i271.photobucket.com image 640x480]:( Aww....I'm glad you recovered from it and are making progress.Also, your dogs are adorable.
smells_like_meat: Walked a mile last week. After a year. Felt good.
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