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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Who has no legs, two pistols and tried to escape on a hoverround after shooting someone in Wal-Mart? This guy   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Wal-Mart, Iditarod, handguns, legs  
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10016 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2013 at 5:09 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-20 05:25:41 PM  
3 votes:
There are two kinds of people in life:  WalMart and Targets
2013-03-20 06:16:27 PM  
2 votes:

2013-03-20 05:52:14 PM  
2 votes:
In other news, United States Senator Diane Feinstein announced a new initiative to ban assault wheelchairs.
2013-03-20 05:44:55 PM  
2 votes:

LesserEvil: HMS_Blinkin: There HAS to be a link with pics of this guy.

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Damn, that dude is hung like a horse.
2013-03-21 10:14:04 AM  
1 vote:

wambu: inner ted: Sad. Another mentally unstable dude who should not have a gun who has a gun. Let's ban 15-round magazines and AR-15s to solve this problem!

you are so right

this situation would have been so much better if he had been well equipped with his 'man card' issued ar-15 and double drum 100 round mag

that would have been SOOOOOO much better

If he'd had those, maybe so.

Based on your logic, let's ban cellphones in cars since I bet he had a cellphone and a car. That would be  SOOOOOO much better.

based on your post, i don't think 'logic' is your strong suit
2013-03-20 06:37:14 PM  
1 vote:

I swear it was a no-legged man!
2013-03-20 05:26:30 PM  
1 vote:
He lost a leg around Thanksgiving. Nah I'm not gonna go there.
2013-03-20 05:25:53 PM  
1 vote:
Alaska is batshiat crazy,it's the Hunter S Thompson of states, guess that's why I keep going back...
2013-03-20 05:21:02 PM  
1 vote:
♪ Hoverround takes me where I wanna rob... ♫
2013-03-20 05:13:43 PM  
1 vote:
Just another responsible, gun owning, Tea Party Patriot getting pushed around by The Man
2013-03-20 05:12:00 PM  
1 vote:
Matt? Art?
2013-03-20 05:07:25 PM  
1 vote:
Okay, I'll start this off right.

1) If only x was armed
2) Good thing those "Gun free zones" work
3) ohboygunthread.gif
4) Responsible Gunowner!
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