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(Anchorage Daily News)   Who has no legs, two pistols and tried to escape on a hoverround after shooting someone in Wal-Mart? This guy   (adn.com) divider line 95
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2013-03-20 04:29:43 PM  
Just as a heads up, ADN has a paywall now.

KTUU is still free.
 
2013-03-20 04:56:35 PM  
Whoooooaaaaa.  Hang on here.  He had this as a pet and still needed guns???!1!one!!1

comicbook.com
 
2013-03-20 05:07:25 PM  
Okay, I'll start this off right.

1) If only x was armed
2) Good thing those "Gun free zones" work
3) ohboygunthread.gif
4) Responsible Gunowner!
 
2013-03-20 05:12:00 PM  
Matt? Art?
 
2013-03-20 05:13:43 PM  
Just another responsible, gun owning, Tea Party Patriot getting pushed around by The Man
 
2013-03-20 05:14:23 PM  
Legal gun owner.
 
2013-03-20 05:15:49 PM  
There HAS to be a link with pics of this guy.
 
2013-03-20 05:17:40 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Legal gun owner.


Exercising his Second Amendment rights.
 
2013-03-20 05:18:24 PM  
I love how the guy told his nephew that the manager kicked the dog. I seriously doubt that; more-than-likely he started an argument, didn't like being told that the dog cannot be in the store and blew his fuse.

I feel sorry for the dog.
 
2013-03-20 05:19:02 PM  
Low income, so obviously a Democrat.
 
2013-03-20 05:19:14 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: There HAS to be a link with pics of this guy.


www.opposingviews.comimg2u.info
 
2013-03-20 05:20:54 PM  

LesserEvil: HMS_Blinkin: There HAS to be a link with pics of this guy.

[www.opposingviews.com image 301x251][img2u.info image 620x418]


Thanks.  Not sure if funny or sad.
 
2013-03-20 05:21:02 PM  
♪ Hoverround takes me where I wanna rob... ♫
 
2013-03-20 05:21:28 PM  

Anastacya: I love how the guy told his nephew that the manager kicked the dog. I seriously doubt that; more-than-likely he started an argument, didn't like being told that the dog cannot be in the store and blew his fuse.


I cannot believe that his having two pistols in close proximity had anything to do with his losing his temper or escalating the argument.
 
2013-03-20 05:22:46 PM  
What with losing BOTH legs to the 'beetus, what are the odds he owned the Hoverround prior to the surgeries?
 
2013-03-20 05:23:54 PM  

Free Radical: Anastacya: I love how the guy told his nephew that the manager kicked the dog. I seriously doubt that; more-than-likely he started an argument, didn't like being told that the dog cannot be in the store and blew his fuse.

I cannot believe that his having two pistols in close proximity had anything to do with his losing his temper or escalating the argument.


*BANG* I win the argument!
 
2013-03-20 05:25:08 PM  
I assume the NRA will insist that he can continue to purchase more guns and most Republicans will support fervently his second amendment rights to do so.

By the way, Wal-Mart sells more guns than any other store. Live by the guns you sell and your employees will likely die by the guns you sell.
 
2013-03-20 05:25:41 PM  
There are two kinds of people in life:  WalMart and Targets
 
2013-03-20 05:25:53 PM  
Alaska is batshiat crazy,it's the Hunter S Thompson of states, guess that's why I keep going back...
 
2013-03-20 05:26:30 PM  
He lost a leg around Thanksgiving. Nah I'm not gonna go there.
 
2013-03-20 05:27:15 PM  

Makh: There are two kinds of people in life:  WalMart and Targets


+1
That wudda made a better headline.
 
2013-03-20 05:28:31 PM  

Free Radical: Anastacya: I love how the guy told his nephew that the manager kicked the dog. I seriously doubt that; more-than-likely he started an argument, didn't like being told that the dog cannot be in the store and blew his fuse.

I cannot believe that his having two pistols in close proximity had anything to do with his losing his temper or escalating the argument.


Well no they didn't.

The may have been the difference between "angry legless guy in hoverround glares, grits teeth" and "attempted murder"
 
2013-03-20 05:30:02 PM  
Alaska's an exciting place...
 
2013-03-20 05:30:33 PM  
By default, he's going to be prosecuted in Florida
 
2013-03-20 05:30:48 PM  
Again?? Oh, it's a repeat.
 
2013-03-20 05:31:32 PM  
There are two kinds of people who live in Alaska - some are born and raised there, but most people move there because they are unstable and searching for something. This guy is the latter.
 
2013-03-20 05:32:04 PM  
An armed guy in a wheelchair with a lowly job and big unlikely dreams?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

This is my destiny! I'm supposed to do this damn it!
 
2013-03-20 05:34:17 PM  

Twitch Boy: Just as a heads up, ADN has a paywall now.

KTUU is still free.


Dunno why, but they said they put the paywall up months ago, a couple of my friends have seen it (but say they can read behind the pop-up) -- but I've had no change. Chrome? Ghostery? Who knows why...
 
2013-03-20 05:35:20 PM  

vernonFL: There are two kinds of people who live in Alaska - some are born and raised there, but most people move there because they are unstable and searching for something. This guy is the latter.


I just wanted to get as far away from Texas as I could without changing citizenship.
 
2013-03-20 05:35:42 PM  

vernonFL: There are two kinds of people who live in Alaska - some are born and raised there, but most people move there because they are unstable and searching for something. This guy is the latter.


3.  People who are drug up here as kids, hate it for a while, leave first chance they get, and end up moving back for the rest of their lives because they realize how good they had it up there.
 
2013-03-20 05:37:54 PM  
I was wondering whatever happened to the homeless man from "Kids".  Wait this guy is white.  Sorry.
 
2013-03-20 05:38:26 PM  
www.movievortex.com
 
2013-03-20 05:42:26 PM  

coralfixation: ♪ Hoverround takes me where I wanna rob... ♫


I can even attempt murder...at the Grand Canyon!
 
2013-03-20 05:43:09 PM  

Oznog: HotWingConspiracy: Legal gun owner.

Exercising his Second Amendment rights.


It's Alaska! Spring and summer in Alaska really brings out the crazies. You've been in your remote cabin in the Yukon since last autumn, by yourself; which ended 5 or 6 months ago, and the first thing to happen to you when you get back to civilization is someone hassling you about your only friend, the dog.

/ plus the tourists
 
2013-03-20 05:44:55 PM  
Pete, Re-Pete, and I are all experiencing deja vu.
 
2013-03-20 05:44:55 PM  

LesserEvil: HMS_Blinkin: There HAS to be a link with pics of this guy.

[www.opposingviews.com image 301x251][img2u.info image 620x418]


Damn, that dude is hung like a horse.
 
2013-03-20 05:45:08 PM  
At best, this should have warranted a followup tag.
 
2013-03-20 05:45:51 PM  
Next time he should get Tim the Toolman Taylor to beef up that hoveround with more power.

Ugg Ugg Ugg
 
2013-03-20 05:46:21 PM  

Clint_Torres: At best, this should have warranted a followup tag.


How about sloppy seconds?
 
2013-03-20 05:46:37 PM  

Delay: I assume the NRA will insist that he can continue to purchase more guns and most Republicans will support fervently his second amendment rights to do so.

By the way, Wal-Mart sells more guns than any other store. Live by the guns you sell and your employees will likely die by the guns you sell.


In Alaska, you can buy a handgun at the supermarket.

Yes, really.
 
2013-03-20 05:50:17 PM  

hardinparamedic: Okay, I'll start this off right.

1) If only x was armed
2) Good thing those "Gun free zones" work
3) ohboygunthread.gif
4) Responsible Gunowner!


Just a quick note: Walmart is not a "gun free zone". Customers are allowed to carry in stores, as long as they follow all local laws. *Associates* however, are not allowed to carry or even *touch* a firearm unless it is being handled as a piece of merchandise i.e. it is in a box.
 
2013-03-20 05:50:49 PM  
Too bad we used up all the legless gunman jokes on Oscar Pistorius. Too late for the trifecta to be in play?
 
2013-03-20 05:50:53 PM  
He can't be bothered to teach his dog to heel correctly, so now he can't walk his dog on leash because his untrained dog tangles around his prosthetic legs, so his solution is to allow his untrained dog off leash in public? I hate this guy before he shot the clerk who had a problem with his untrained dog off leash in the store.
 
2013-03-20 05:50:55 PM  

MFAWG: Delay: I assume the NRA will insist that he can continue to purchase more guns and most Republicans will support fervently his second amendment rights to do so.

By the way, Wal-Mart sells more guns than any other store. Live by the guns you sell and your employees will likely die by the guns you sell.

In Alaska, you can buy a handgun at the supermarket.

Yes, really.


Wally World sells guns in Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma and Colorado too. Some states sell hard liquor in super markets. Saying Alaska SELLS GUNS IN SUPERMARKETS, OMG; just makes you look foolish.
 
2013-03-20 05:52:14 PM  
In other news, United States Senator Diane Feinstein announced a new initiative to ban assault wheelchairs.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 05:54:54 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: LesserEvil: HMS_Blinkin: There HAS to be a link with pics of this guy.

[www.opposingviews.com image 301x251][img2u.info image 620x418]

Thanks.  Not sure if funny or sad.


Sad. Another mentally unstable dude who should not have a gun who has a gun. Let's ban 15-round magazines and AR-15s to solve this problem!
 
2013-03-20 05:55:04 PM  

Zebulon: hardinparamedic: Okay, I'll start this off right.

1) If only x was armed
2) Good thing those "Gun free zones" work
3) ohboygunthread.gif
4) Responsible Gunowner!

Just a quick note: Walmart is not a "gun free zone". Customers are allowed to carry in stores, as long as they follow all local laws. *Associates* however, are not allowed to carry or even *touch* a firearm unless it is being handled as a piece of merchandise i.e. it is in a box.


That's interesting.

And just a touch creepy.
 
2013-03-20 05:55:36 PM  
Hoverround in the new terrorist mode.
 
2013-03-20 05:57:08 PM  

wambu: HMS_Blinkin: LesserEvil: HMS_Blinkin: There HAS to be a link with pics of this guy.

[www.opposingviews.com image 301x251][img2u.info image 620x418]

Thanks.  Not sure if funny or sad.

Sad. Another mentally unstable dude who should not have a gun who has a gun. Let's ban 15-round magazines and AR-15s to solve this problem!


Yeah, it's probably best that we don't curb this gentleman's ability to get even more firepower.
 
2013-03-20 05:57:31 PM  

MFAWG: Delay: I assume the NRA will insist that he can continue to purchase more guns and most Republicans will support fervently his second amendment rights to do so.

By the way, Wal-Mart sells more guns than any other store. Live by the guns you sell and your employees will likely die by the guns you sell.

In Alaska, you can buy a handgun at the supermarket.

Yes, really.


If you want to pay markup plus 15% I guess.  Even when they go on sale they still cost more than what the dedicated gun stores are selling them for.

The grocery store near my house does have some good prices on reloading supplies though.  You just have to be able to reach them.

img46.imageshack.us
 
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