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(Boing Boing)   Award for best wing-nut conspiracy theory about Obama's visit to Israel this week? Video evidence that Obama uses a shape-shifting alien on his secret service detail. VIDEO EVIDENCE PEOPLE   (boingboing.net) divider line 81
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2013-03-20 02:25:27 PM
That's more plausible than the explanations of his "socialist agenda".
 
2013-03-20 02:27:16 PM
Again?
 
2013-03-20 02:27:17 PM
The shape-shifter can shape-shift in front of hundreds of people and nobody even noticed?

That guy / thing is GOOD.
 
2013-03-20 02:29:36 PM
I bet the reverse vampires, RAND Corporation, and saucer people are behind this.
 
2013-03-20 02:31:34 PM
Ya... I can get aboard this one.
 
2013-03-20 02:47:01 PM
I'm not saying he's an alien....but he's an alien.
 
2013-03-20 02:47:40 PM
There is one conspiracy nut that I am surprised that does not believe in this shiat. Alex Jones is his name. If you ever listen to his show the shiat he says sounds pretty damn idiotic and he believes in a lot of idiotic conspiracy theories.
 
2013-03-20 02:49:50 PM
I still say it's just Jim Carville wandering by
 
2013-03-20 03:16:19 PM
Oh, that's an Annunaki  if I ever saw one.

/but I've never seen one
 
2013-03-20 03:16:45 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Again?


Wasn't the last one actually Obama?
They must all be aliens.
 
2013-03-20 03:20:04 PM
That is farking hilarious. The computerized voice is perfect.
 
2013-03-20 03:20:05 PM
Odo?
 
2013-03-20 03:31:37 PM
ichef.bbci.co.uk

I saw nothing... what am I missing?
 
2013-03-20 03:32:51 PM
That reminds me....gotta take my meds.
 
2013-03-20 03:33:28 PM

Nilatir: [ichef.bbci.co.uk image 528x793]

I saw nothing... what am I missing?


I Don't know, but did anyone post this yet?

ichef.bbci.co.uk
 
2013-03-20 03:33:37 PM

Nilatir: [ichef.bbci.co.uk image 528x793]

I saw nothing... what am I missing?


Weird, your post was totally blank.
 
2013-03-20 03:34:16 PM
It's T-1000 doing some consulting work on the side.  PROVE ME WRONG, DAMMIT!!
 
2013-03-20 03:37:31 PM

Lando Lincoln: The shape-shifter can shape-shift in front of hundreds of people and nobody even noticed?

That guy / thing is GOOD.


Well everyone there is presumably a member of The Illuminati and therefore quite familiar with our shape-shifting alien brothers.
 
2013-03-20 03:38:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Again?


Price of crappy Dutch beer must be going up.
 
2013-03-20 03:39:16 PM
I don't remember posting this.

ichef.bbci.co.uk
 
2013-03-20 03:39:23 PM
I like the underlying assumption that any "shapeshifting alien" is about as good at shapeshifting into humans as Odo on DS9. Secret visitors from another world, either can't make themselves look human or their "true forms" look like something Michael Westmore wrote off as being too lazy.
 
2013-03-20 03:39:35 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-20 03:40:00 PM
I'm surprised no one posted this yet.

ichef.bbci.co.uk
 
2013-03-20 03:40:37 PM
Came for the X-Files bounty hunter, left disappointed.
 
2013-03-20 03:41:27 PM
I bet they can make the clwwwwds be sqqquuurrrrrre clwwwwds newwwww.
 
2013-03-20 03:41:53 PM
Okay we all see what's going on here, good job everyone, thank you, we're good.
 
2013-03-20 03:43:11 PM
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Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy !
 
2013-03-20 03:45:54 PM
His head does look a little funny shaped.  I wonder if he was a forceps baby or if it's just the lights off his shiny shiny cyborg head.
 
2013-03-20 03:51:27 PM
Well you can't just zoom in on a video like that.  You have to enhance it.
cdn.uproxx.com


I'm calling fake on this, but yeah lossy video compression artifacts have been the boon of conspiracy theorists in recent years.
 
2013-03-20 03:54:24 PM

Bloody William: I like the underlying assumption that any "shapeshifting alien" is about as good at shapeshifting into humans as Odo on DS9. Secret visitors from another world, either can't make themselves look human or their "true forms" look like something Michael Westmore wrote off as being too lazy.


No, remember that episode where they went to a bat'leth tournament and set up those devices that would force Gauron to shapeshift, but then it turned out Martok was really the shapeshifter?  That's pretty much what's going on here.

/ Still going to need to see a birth certificate to confirm that Obama isn't also a shapeshifter who's just better at holding together.
 
2013-03-20 03:56:11 PM
Dude looks like Rick Scott.
 
2013-03-20 03:56:47 PM

cman: There is one conspiracy nut that I am surprised that does not believe in this shiat. Alex Jones is his name. If you ever listen to his show the shiat he says sounds pretty damn idiotic and he believes in a lot of idiotic conspiracy theories.


No he doesn't. He plays a character that does. Big difference.
 
2013-03-20 03:59:05 PM
I'm the first?  Really??

ichef.bbci.co.uk
 
2013-03-20 04:04:48 PM
I still don't understand why nobody posted this yet.

ichef.bbci.co.uk
 
2013-03-20 04:04:49 PM
ichef.bbci.co.uk

I'm surprised nobody posted this yet, or in yesterday's thread for that matter.
 
2013-03-20 04:12:59 PM
ichef.bbci.co.uk

First thing I thought of.
 
2013-03-20 04:16:05 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-20 04:18:38 PM
Since no one's posted this I'll have to do it myself
ichef.bbci.co.uk
 
2013-03-20 04:25:02 PM
OK, two things. First of all, my company's firewall is really on the fritz today, because it's blocking images from a lot of sites that it normally doesn't block. A lot of y'all's pictures are blank for me.

Second, I can't believe I'm the only one who was reminded of this:

ichef.bbci.co.uk
 
2013-03-20 04:25:56 PM
And a third thing...I think my Sharpie's sprung a leak, cause I've got like ten marks on the back of my hand. Weird.
 
2013-03-20 04:27:48 PM
Man, this is Fark and all, so I'm surprised no one has posted this yet.

ichef.bbci.co.uk
 
2013-03-20 04:29:28 PM

palelizard: His head does look a little funny shaped.  I wonder if he was a forceps baby or if it's just the lights off his shiny shiny cyborg head.


He was probably born feet first like I was. Your head ain't the same after that. Lord, how I hope I never go bald.

There are no pictures of me as a baby for a reason.
 
2013-03-20 04:38:42 PM
I expected Fark to have already found another video in which the same security guy is present. Instead it's the same picture being reposted.
 
2013-03-20 04:43:15 PM

robbiex0r: I expected Fark to have already found another video in which the same security guy is present. Instead it's the same picture being reposted.


What picture?
 
2013-03-20 04:44:50 PM

palelizard: robbiex0r: I expected Fark to have already found another video in which the same security guy is present. Instead it's the same picture being reposted.

What picture?


I don't see any photos in this thread except for John Lithgow and that guy from History Ch.
 
2013-03-20 04:50:12 PM
"Disregard all of the distortion and image artifacts created by post-image zooming, and pay attention to how his features suddenly change..."

Hey guys, post-image zooming will CAUSE distortion and artifacting. Especially when you pick in image like that. This isn't TV where you can zoom in infinitely on security camera footage. What a bunch of retards...
 
2013-03-20 04:53:35 PM

imashark: Man, this is Fark and all, so I'm surprised no one has posted this yet.

[ichef.bbci.co.uk image 528x793]


I think your picture was dropped...there's nothing there.
 
2013-03-20 04:54:41 PM
It'd be kinda cool to have a shapeshifting alien as president, if'n you ask me.
 
2013-03-20 05:05:23 PM
The most blatantly human blatantly non-human face
 
2013-03-20 05:05:38 PM

havocmike: It'd be kinda cool to have a shapeshifting alien as president, if'n you ask me.


Yeah, but when we go to elect a new President...are we REALLY electing a "new" President?
 
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