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(Newser)   Normally, a routine court appearance by a guy accused of possessing an illegal gun at an airport wouldn't become a buzzy little Internet story, but the guy's name happens to be Barton Simpson and the judge is identified as "Mr. Recorder Burns"   (newser.com) divider line 50
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2013-03-20 02:21:47 PM
"Forgive me, Don Bartholomew."
 
2013-03-20 02:51:16 PM
This is hell of funny.

What would be even funnier? If the Judge's name was "Skinner"
 
2013-03-20 02:57:12 PM
Spoiler alert........

It was Maggie.
 
2013-03-20 02:58:23 PM
TLDR
 
2013-03-20 02:58:37 PM

baltimoreron: Spoiler alert........

It was Maggie.


Came here to say this
 
2013-03-20 02:59:33 PM

cman: This is hell of funny.

What would be even funnier? If the Judge's name was "Skinner"


Hell of? Is this some overly correct phrasing of hella?
 
2013-03-20 03:00:21 PM

NobleHam: cman: This is hell of funny.

What would be even funnier? If the Judge's name was "Skinner"

Hell of? Is this some overly correct phrasing of hella?


Go get the cah stahted
 
2013-03-20 03:01:18 PM
Hello, my name is Mr. Recorder Burns.  I believe you have a letter for me.
 
2013-03-20 03:04:12 PM
SIMPSONS  DID IT!
 
2013-03-20 03:04:21 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Hello, my name is Mr. Recorder Burns.  I believe you have a letter for me.


Ok Mr. Burns. Why is your first name Recorder?

I don't know.
 
2013-03-20 03:04:47 PM

NobleHam: cman: This is hell of funny.

What would be even funnier? If the Judge's name was "Skinner"

Hell of? Is this some overly correct phrasing of hella?


laughter ol
 
2013-03-20 03:05:24 PM

mechgreg: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Hello, my name is Mr. Recorder Burns.  I believe you have a letter for me.

Ok Mr. Burns. Why is your first name Recorder?

I don't know.


nice.
 
2013-03-20 03:07:21 PM
SWNS, by the way, helpfully identifies Bart as the "fictional yellow star in the hit sitcom The Simpsons."

I'm working on a project; what is the RGB code for "fictional yellow"?
 
2013-03-20 03:08:06 PM
How do you plead? Two words? First words sounds like... rope....tie....knot? Knot. Second word, two parts, first part.... fish....swim.... gill? Gill. Second half.... saucer....cup! Knot Gill Cup. Let the record show the defendant pleads Knot Gill-Cup.

/kinda works in Montgomery's voice.
 
2013-03-20 03:09:41 PM

mechgreg: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Hello, my name is Mr. Recorder Burns.  I believe you have a letter for me.

Ok Mr. Burns. Why is your first name Recorder?

I don't know.


Mr. Microphone burns were already taken.

kangs78.com
 
2013-03-20 03:11:25 PM
Recorder Burns sounds like a band camp accident.
 
2013-03-20 03:14:38 PM
Excellent
 
2013-03-20 03:21:41 PM
Meh, this case was better in Seasons 1-5.
 
2013-03-20 03:24:10 PM
Sounds perfectly cromulent.
 
2013-03-20 03:29:13 PM

NobleHam: cman: This is hell of funny.

What would be even funnier? If the Judge's name was "Skinner"

Hell of? Is this some overly correct phrasing of hella?


I think we can blame trolls for this one. Some of my Facebook friends started responding to posts with "hella" in them with "*hell of" several months ago. It usually starts a minor Facebook war as people argue about which one is correct.
 
2013-03-20 03:29:33 PM
startswithabang.com
 
2013-03-20 03:31:13 PM
Wait, if Bart has a gun... that means he became Bang Bang Bart, which means he was allowed to see the Itchy and Scratchy movie afterall.  Homer gave in...
 
2013-03-20 03:35:25 PM

cman: This is hell of funny.

What would be even funnier? If the Judge's name was "Skinner"

Snyder.

1.bp.blogspot.com

FTFY.
 
2013-03-20 03:36:16 PM
Article written by John Johnson.

Bill Williams, Steve Stephens, and Bob Roberts must have been busy covering other stories...
 
2013-03-20 03:38:05 PM
Barton Fink! Barton Fink!
 
2013-03-20 03:38:07 PM
If the judge places his finger tips together and says 'Excellent', you know things arn't going to go well for you.
 
2013-03-20 03:39:32 PM
I was saying boo-urns
 
2013-03-20 03:40:39 PM
Deputy D.A. Moleman unavailable for comment.
 
2013-03-20 03:41:14 PM
Bailiff, who IS this incompetent defendant?

Uh, that's Barton Simpson, sir.  Son of one of your operators in Sector 7-G.

Simpson, eh?
 
2013-03-20 03:42:58 PM

Wheyfaring Stranger: SWNS, by the way, helpfully identifies Bart as the "fictional yellow star in the hit sitcom The Simpsons."

I'm working on a project; what is the RGB code for "fictional yellow"?


Fictional Yellow Star is a holocaust denial site.  Don't go there.
 
2013-03-20 04:00:53 PM

Harry Freakstorm: How do you plead? Two words? First words sounds like... rope....tie....knot? Knot. Second word, two parts, first part.... fish....swim.... gill? Gill. Second half.... saucer....cup! Knot Gill Cup. Let the record show the defendant pleads Knot Gill-Cup.

/kinda works in Montgomery's voice.


HAhaha sh*t, that actually sounds like it's from an episode

/...is it?
 
2013-03-20 04:03:06 PM

Wheyfaring Stranger: SWNS, by the way, helpfully identifies Bart as the "fictional yellow star in the hit sitcom The Simpsons."

I'm working on a project; what is the RGB code for "fictional yellow"?


#FACADE
 
2013-03-20 04:07:28 PM
But Mr. Burns' first name is Montgomery. This one's name is Recorder. Besides, the Mr. Burns on The Simpsons isn't a judge. What's so funny about this story? Not funny.
 
2013-03-20 04:11:35 PM
It's Kerns, stupid!

/No itsn't
//Disregard.
 
2013-03-20 04:15:01 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But Mr. Burns' first name is Montgomery. This one's name is Recorder. Besides, the Mr. Burns on The Simpsons isn't a judge. What's so funny about this story? Not funny.


Oh, look it's the WAAHHHHHmbulance!

/Ooo... I feel funny. I'm in love!!
//No, wait. It's a stroke.
 
2013-03-20 04:16:43 PM
Also, it would have been funnier if the reporter's name was Kent Brockman.
 
2013-03-20 04:18:35 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But Mr. Burns' first name is Montgomery. This one's name is Recorder. Besides, the Mr. Burns on The Simpsons isn't a judge. What's so funny about this story? Not funny.


Eat my shorts.
 
2013-03-20 04:19:17 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But Mr. Burns' first name is Montgomery. This one's name is Recorder. Besides, the Mr. Burns on The Simpsons isn't a judge. What's so funny about this story? Not funny.


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2013-03-20 04:20:41 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But Mr. Burns' first name is Montgomery. This one's name is Recorder. Besides, the Mr. Burns on The Simpsons isn't a judge. What's so funny about this story? Not funny.


His first name is Charles.  So now it's funny again.
 
2013-03-20 04:38:06 PM
The attorney for the defense informed the judge that his client was in fact saying "Boo-urns."
 
2013-03-20 04:38:51 PM

lack of warmth: AngryJailhouseFistfark: But Mr. Burns' first name is Montgomery. This one's name is Recorder. Besides, the Mr. Burns on The Simpsons isn't a judge. What's so funny about this story? Not funny.

Eat my shorts.


Don't have a cow, man.
 
2013-03-20 04:39:31 PM
So who names their kid Recorder? What kinda name is that anyway?
 
2013-03-20 05:16:26 PM

Roest: o who names their kid Recorder? What kinda name is that anyway?


Have you seen the names parents give their kids these days? White folks have succeeded in making the name Aiden the most popular baby name for the past eight (8!) years running. Eight!

Unbelievable.
 
2013-03-20 05:16:58 PM

Arkanaut: Recorder Burns sounds like a band camp accident.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-20 05:24:11 PM
Have the Rolling Stones killed!

But, sir. Those aren't the...

Do as I say!

/When the show didn't suck. For many, that is before they were born.
 
2013-03-20 06:34:02 PM
Hopefully, Simpson will use the "Ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything" defense.
 
2013-03-20 06:50:00 PM

jpschwan: Article written by John Johnson.

Bill Williams, Steve Stephens, and Bob Roberts must have been busy covering other stories...


There's a local anchorman here named Bob Donaldson. I can't help but wonder if there's a Don Robertson somewhere out there...
 
2013-03-20 06:52:59 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Roest: o who names their kid Recorder? What kinda name is that anyway?

Have you seen the names parents give their kids these days? White folks have succeeded in making the name Aiden the most popular baby name for the past eight (8!) years running. Eight!

Unbelievable.


At least it isn't Oranjello?
 
2013-03-20 08:11:04 PM
sure haven't

Harry Freakstorm:
How do you plead? Two words? First words sounds like... rope....tie....knot? Knot. Second word, two parts, first part.... fish....swim.... gill? Gill. Second half.... saucer....cup! Knot Gill Cup. Let the record show the defendant pleads Knot Gill-Cup.

/kinda works in Montgomery's voice.

HAhaha sh*t, that actually sounds like it's from an episode

/...is it?


Monty Python
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJpY7eT6oNk
/I was close
 
2013-03-21 04:33:47 AM
He will be sentenced to write "I will not carry an illegal gun through the airport" on the chalkboard 100 times.
 
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