If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Uproxx)   A comprehensive guide to all the totally reasonable and not at all insane conspiracies about Hollywood, TV, and the Illuminati currently fl   (uproxx.com) divider line 18
    More: Interesting, Hollywood, human beings, Danielle Fishel, Pretty Little Liars, Katt Williams, illuminati, secret organizations, Martin Lawrence  
•       •       •

4513 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Mar 2013 at 3:49 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-03-20 05:54:09 PM
2 votes:
I'm guessing the Illuminati were behind cutting off that headline.
2013-03-20 05:27:21 PM
2 votes:

Bonkthat_Again: Much easier to blame things on a secret society of entertainers than to delve into the secret society of high level banking officials and government officials.


The banking/government one is not even a secret. People are just dumb and distracted, thanks to the secret society of entertainers.
2013-03-20 05:19:38 PM
2 votes:
Much easier to blame things on a secret society of entertainers than to delve into the secret society of high level banking officials and government officials.
2013-03-20 04:05:06 PM
2 votes:

whistleridge: Walt Disney's interest in children was not altruistic; he was a pedophile, a lover snuff porn films,

Did they even HAVE snuff porn films back in Walt Disney's day?


They don't have them now, really.  They're an invention of pearl clutchers, like rainbow parties and satanic day care ritual abuse.
2013-03-20 02:30:49 PM
2 votes:
Wow that's a whole lotta crazy in one page.
2013-03-20 12:42:28 PM
2 votes:
There's a metric farkton of crazy in that article.

"According to, Anne Hathaway's decision to expose her breasts in a couple of film roles was an Illuminati ritual that led to the shootings in Aurora, Colorado during aThe Dark Knight screening. When Anne Hathaway unwittingly revealing her vagina to paparazzi last year, that was a coded message that led to the Newton, CT shootings. She was rewarded with an Oscar."

"Walt Disney was a leading figure of the Illuminati, and used his empire to disseminate his Satanic messages (Mickey Mouse was modeled after his likeness). Walt Disney's interest in children was not altruistic; he was a pedophile, a lover snuff porn films, and he uses Illuminati symbols to control the minds of children and indoctrinate them into his Occult."
2013-03-20 06:06:03 PM
1 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: whistleridge: Walt Disney's interest in children was not altruistic; he was a pedophile, a lover snuff porn films,

Did they even HAVE snuff porn films back in Walt Disney's day?

They don't have them now, really.  They're an invention of pearl clutchers, like rainbow parties and satanic day care ritual abuse.


Luca Magnotta disagrees.
2013-03-20 05:19:23 PM
1 votes:

groppet: Years ago while reading a GI Joe comic there was a part about how Cobra was producing sit coms to make people stupid. Still gives me a giggle.


Awesome. The fact that it kind of just happened on it's own in the real world is boring. It's better if an evil organization was behind it.

Imagine the clandestine meetings. "I we follow this plan, in 50 years the population will have reached Peak Dumb. Then we make our move and rule over the imbeciles!"
2013-03-20 05:17:23 PM
1 votes:
The second 6 in the Walt Disney logo's 666 doesn't even look like a 6. Quite a stretch there.
2013-03-20 05:12:21 PM
1 votes:
Years ago while reading a GI Joe comic there was a part about how Cobra was producing sit coms to make people stupid. Still gives me a giggle.
2013-03-20 04:31:27 PM
1 votes:
Yes, yes, everything is CRAAAAAAZY if the TV don't vet it.
2013-03-20 04:08:02 PM
1 votes:
Stopped reading right around here.....

cdn.uproxx.com
2013-03-20 03:59:42 PM
1 votes:

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Thread needs more New World Order whargarbl.


f*ck the police - comin straight from the underground. young ni**a got it bad cause i'm brown and not the other color, so police think they have the authority to kill a minority.
2013-03-20 03:53:48 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: Oh c'mon, screw this Illuminati crapola, everyone knows the Jews run Hollywood!...


Shia Laboeuf and Amanda Seifreid continue to get work.  That's all you need to know about that.
2013-03-20 03:39:57 PM
1 votes:
Oh c'mon, screw this Illuminati crapola, everyone knows the Jews run Hollywood!...
2013-03-20 03:12:07 PM
1 votes:
my manager, rick, is always busting my balls about leaving sh*t in the fryer for too long and coming in late sometimes. last week he gave me a second warning and took me off the schedule. it's so obvious that rick and his illuminati brothers are just scared that i'm getting too close to the truth. I'M ON TO YOU RICK
2013-03-20 02:40:06 PM
1 votes:
Oh Anne Hathaway's vagina, is there anything you can't do?

/What's odd is that is not the first time I've ever said that.
2013-03-20 02:30:41 PM
1 votes:

Stan Lee's Ghost: There's a metric farkton of crazy in that article.

"According to, Anne Hathaway's decision to expose her breasts in a couple of film roles was an Illuminati ritual that led to the shootings in Aurora, Colorado during aThe Dark Knight screening. When Anne Hathaway unwittingly revealing her vagina to paparazzi last year, that was a coded message that led to the Newton, CT shootings. She was rewarded with an Oscar."



/sounds legit
 
Displayed 18 of 18 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report