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2013-03-21 02:00:19 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 07:33:32 AM  
Is the Nicki Minaj/Whitney Houston human sacrifice listed?

Or Honey Cocaine/Freddie E?
 
2013-03-21 12:46:42 PM  

FarkingReading: When Tom Wopat fists your cat, he opens a two-way radio for speaking with God.


Bad time to be drinking cola, right there.
 
2013-03-21 12:48:18 PM  

havocmike: Is it weird that I kinda half-wish all that was true, just for the lulz?


The greatest trick the Devil ever played was                                               ***CARRIER LOST***
 
2013-03-21 09:17:03 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: scalpod: [www.scifinow.co.uk image 165x250]

Where's the fun in that?!

As a non-dues paying member of the Knight Templar (long story, will resume my Templar duties in 2020) and a Freemason in good standing in not only Idaho but Washington as well as the only Freemason currently posting in this thread (trust me, I know who we are)...

The fun is in trying to take over the world ala Pinky & the Brain but not being able to for lack of ability to put on a halfway decent dinner for the stated meeting.  We try but sheesh, have you ever tried to get 60 men to agree on anything regarding food?  Let alone on how to take over the world.  The trash would never get picked up.  It would be mass chaos if we ran the world.  Have you seen a picture of the average lodge?  The economy would run on prune juice if we ran things.  

Capital City #93 in Boise, ID is a fairly young lodge but our mean age is roughly 60.  I'm not getting any younger.  I'm 36.  Been in 9 years already.  I can see my 50 year pin coming along before I know it.  We can't run the world.  We can barely get up the gumption to take a wizz at will.

But never forget, we know people.  We teach the leaders of the world.  We may not run thing but we sure did teach those that do.


Never forget, you know the people *you've been allowed to know*.
 
2013-03-22 09:31:37 AM  

scalpod: Smeggy Smurf: scalpod: [www.scifinow.co.uk image 165x250]

Where's the fun in that?!

As a non-dues paying member of the Knight Templar (long story, will resume my Templar duties in 2020) and a Freemason in good standing in not only Idaho but Washington as well as the only Freemason currently posting in this thread (trust me, I know who we are)...

The fun is in trying to take over the world ala Pinky & the Brain but not being able to for lack of ability to put on a halfway decent dinner for the stated meeting.  We try but sheesh, have you ever tried to get 60 men to agree on anything regarding food?  Let alone on how to take over the world.  The trash would never get picked up.  It would be mass chaos if we ran the world.  Have you seen a picture of the average lodge?  The economy would run on prune juice if we ran things.  

Capital City #93 in Boise, ID is a fairly young lodge but our mean age is roughly 60.  I'm not getting any younger.  I'm 36.  Been in 9 years already.  I can see my 50 year pin coming along before I know it.  We can't run the world.  We can barely get up the gumption to take a wizz at will.

But never forget, we know people.  We teach the leaders of the world.  We may not run thing but we sure did teach those that do.

Never forget, you know the people *you've been allowed to know*.


Yes, all the very best of us do know each other.
 
2013-03-22 01:13:21 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: scalpod: Smeggy Smurf: scalpod: [www.scifinow.co.uk image 165x250]

Where's the fun in that?!

As a non-dues paying member of the Knight Templar (long story, will resume my Templar duties in 2020) and a Freemason in good standing in not only Idaho but Washington as well as the only Freemason currently posting in this thread (trust me, I know who we are)...

The fun is in trying to take over the world ala Pinky & the Brain but not being able to for lack of ability to put on a halfway decent dinner for the stated meeting.  We try but sheesh, have you ever tried to get 60 men to agree on anything regarding food?  Let alone on how to take over the world.  The trash would never get picked up.  It would be mass chaos if we ran the world.  Have you seen a picture of the average lodge?  The economy would run on prune juice if we ran things.  

Capital City #93 in Boise, ID is a fairly young lodge but our mean age is roughly 60.  I'm not getting any younger.  I'm 36.  Been in 9 years already.  I can see my 50 year pin coming along before I know it.  We can't run the world.  We can barely get up the gumption to take a wizz at will.

But never forget, we know people.  We teach the leaders of the world.  We may not run thing but we sure did teach those that do.

Never forget, you know the people *you've been allowed to know*.

Yes, all the very best of us do know each other.


Says the guy who thinks he knows everyone worth knowing. Pfft!
 
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